should i an hero? would you an hero if this was your penis? i

>>728598747
what is that like, 5 inches erect? that's pretty typical dude. go live your life and forget qbout it.

>>728598747
ur inglish is shit bru

>>728598747
sure it looks pretty funny flaccid but looks fine hard.

>>728598747
that's the same dick? fuck off

>>728598747
if it's the same dick, don't an hero
tell her that you've got a magic trick to show her then show her that you're a grower

Flaccid means jackshit, growers are better anyway

>>728599022
idk probably, it used to be 6 but that was when i weighed 60 lbs less
>>728599337
it's called a meme tardbro
>>728599352
but if a girl were to see it, she'd see the micro version first ;-;
>>728599435
yup it is, taken like 30 minutes apart.

>>728600027
If this wasn't staged, imagine how that guy must have felt. Fucking roasties need to be gassed.

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>>728598747
Commit sodoku
not same penis

>>728600163
don't let her see it til it's hard.

Got basically the same dick as you, and I get laid since i'm 15, I'm 26 now and I had more than 10 girls. So, your flaccid dick is not a problem.

>>728600335
definitely not the same. different skin tone, different sheets, no time stamp on hard dick.

>>728600602
If you're ignorant about the matter, shut the fuck up

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my dick does the same thing
it's not even that small but when it's flaccid it's just nonexistent

>>728600448

That's still only like once a year.

>>728600602
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>>728600602
Exactly.
OP needs to hurry up and an hero cause that limp dick won't get him anywhere in life.

>>728600774
I'm actually an expert. I look at penises all day long.

>>728600774
Well it includes long relationships and such.

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>>728600602
same "sheet", it's two sided

skin tone must be different from friction

timestamp was on hard but it got cut out, sorry

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post vid of growth, this is might actually be gold

>>728600105
how so?

>>728598747
Stop worshipping sex and sexual organs. Your duck functions just fine. Get over it. Life has greater depth to it than appearance of your penis.

>>728601006
still not convinced op. but it's ok. I'd blow you anyway.

>>728600026
you think that would work? it sounds funny but i doubt it would get her going.
>>728600027
this is the shit i'm terrified would happen.

>>728601006
>>728601006
Time stamp hard cock and we'll believe you

>>728598747
Agreed. Stream it live for us to see

>>728601053
yes please!

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>>728601118
way harder when boned. girls digg hard menn

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>>728601200
>>728600900

>>728601200
>>728601263
i don't think i'll be able to get it hard again ;-;

OP you need to get an xxs chastity cage.

Cute penises like that should be locked up.

1.) You're fine while hard
2.) You underestimate the power of love and charm
3.) If you really weren't fine, toys are your friend; what's more important is confidence

>>728601356
I'm a guy.

>>728601466
OP's a liar
Who would have guessed

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>>728598747
i have the same issue as op.. im so small when soft but grown to an amazing length and girth

pic related.. completely soft

about an inch and a half

>>728601685
Got a small dick?
Your dick being small got you down?
Want to grow your dick 3-4 inchs well tobad you cant.
Want to die dont do what i did when i feel blue and sad that my dick is only 5 inches.
Step 1 Find a woman you want to fuck.
Step 2 Follow her aound for the month and keep track of her coming and goings with gps on her car.
Step 3 Drug her take her back to your home or the woods and rape her a few hundred times
Step 4 chop up body and burry it just 2 easy things cut it up and burry it and forget it
STEP 5 DOESNT MATTER HOW SMALL YOUR DICK IS WHEN YOUR RAPING HER AND BEATING HER FACE IN WITH YOUR FISTS OF STEEL
rape woman feel strong and in control no cost no fee no pills needed.

>>728601685
i'm clicking on this but the photo is only getting larger and its not bringing me to a place to find out how to enlarge my dick.

>>728601660
how am i a liar???

>>728598747
It's alright op a lot of people are growers rather than showers

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>>728598747
>>728602117

and im a fat huy. i think fat guys get a bad rep for having small ones because the fat pad behind the dick is so big.. but we too can have giant fat cocks too

half hard...

2/?

>>728602281
>>728602281

at least try to post another time stamp
it would be greatly appreciated

>>728602281
did you also get circumcised between the soft and hard pic?

>>728602117
post hard

>>728598747
Stop worrying about your cock and worry about your confidence.
>it's more of a turnoff than your less than average manhood

>>728602445
PREACH

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>>728602117
>>728602348
3/?

>>728602702
sure

>>728602702
>>728602445
if he wasn't circumcised you wouldn't see his head when flaccid
t. uncutfag

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>>728602445
no???

>>728602844
i wouldnt know any better.
female and never slept with anyone uncut

>>728600841
10 girls, not ten times

>>728602895
can you post a legit hard pic please op?

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>>728603037
Yeah please

>>728598747
get hard before you whip your dick out faggot, its called foreplay. you're dick actually looks like its above average in length. You're a grower, not a shower. who gives a shit? some guys are 5" soft and 5.5" hard. get over yourself and go find a bitch to fuck.

>>728598747
My dick is the same way.

>inb4 pics

My dick is known as a grower. Limp I'm 1-2 inches. Hard I'm about 5.5 inches. I know everything works because I've got 3 kids. Just find a girl who doesn't care. (Yes they are out there)

fucking fake, if you have that dick when heard, then what are you so afraid?

>>728598747
Why not just turn gay instead, obv no girl will stay with you so find a real man to dom you

>>728598747
just take viagra before she see's it

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>>728602678
sorry meant to quote this guy

>>728602117
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>>728602807
4/?

dont fret op yer dick can still impact bitches even if its small soft..

How did they manage to circumcise that? Or is it so underdeveloped it never grew foreskin? Shit I bet you have flippers for limbs

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>>728603667
OP, your dick is normal. go get out there and fuck a girl. foreplay is to get your dick hard before shit starts gettin' real.

>>728603667
Sorry I called you a liar OP,
holy shit thats cool.

>>728601053
Is the bottom set of eyes Pooty-poot?

>>728603667
you're fine. wouldn brag with it, but there's really no need to be embarrassed. just a normal dick, go fuck a hooker

>>728603667
Jesus fucking christ op. just post your real cock. the smiley face isn't even close to the same as the one on you little nub. who do you think you're fooling? also, if you're actually considering an hero, fucking don't. get that shit out of your head.

>>728603645
i have all limbs and appendages (the one you could argue i don't have is a penis ;-;)
>>728603755
it never stays hard. it's fucking game over for me
>>728603850
yeah don't worry about calling me a liar

>>728604256
the offer still stands for me giving you head op

>>728604256
what is viagra

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this is all you can hope for OP sorry

You do realize most europeans have it small when not in use. But even then who cares. If the women cares that much about it before letting it do its thing. Then she's not for you. Either way who cares

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>>728604164
oh my fucking god you are so gucking skeptical. I redrew it because you could barely see the original smiley. There are two smileys. Jesus Christ dude. You really think there are two guys with the same exact comforter with the exact same lighting taking pics of their dick with smileys drawn on? Fucking think it through ffs

>>728604712
thats why we use timestamp

>>728604712
I just wanted you to keep posting pics of your dick

>>728604256
>It never stays hard

Ill take "what is viagra" for 100

>>728601135
not samefag, I just strongly agree with this poster, well said.

>>728604906
YOU CAN'T FIT A TIMESTAMP ON THE TIP OF MY DICK IT'S TOO FUCKING SMALL

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>>728600163
>it's called a meme tardbro
(((((((((((((IT'S A MEME YOU DIP)))))))))))))

>>728605052
I like your cock op. I would play with you all day long.

>>728598747
just get fucked by guys instead

that'd make a cute sissy dick

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>>728605052
what is paper
>>728604256
what is viagra
>>728604256

anon's who aren't retarded and under stand that viagra and paper are things
>>728605012
>>728604542

>>728600027
5in, happened to me. no sex since.

>>728605900
fuck off, what i did is worth way more than a fucking timestamp. if you don't believe it at this point you're verifiably retarded
>what is viagra hurrrrr durrrrrrr
A FUCKING PRESCRIPTION DRUG IN THE UNITED STATES WHICH YOU HAVE TO GO TO A DOCTOR AND GET A FUCKING PRESCRIPTION YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID
also
>paying $35+ A PILL just to jerk off
lmfao you guys are fucking RETARDED

I wonder what exactly causes a small dick like OP's...

>>728598747
Nah. It's fine. Really want to fucking kill yourself over your dick?

>>728599337
go back to school summerfag

>>728606633
I'm pretty sure insurance would cover it. You do have insurance right?

mines looks the same bro im about three inches soft 7 1/2 hard my wife loves the dick bro I've even made her pass out from such an intense orgasm. just relax and find you a girl that is into you and it doesn't really matter just remember when you have an average dick you gotta know how to eat that pussy right.

>>728608093
insurances do NOT usually cover viagra as it is not a necessary medication (the health of the patient doesn't necessarily change with use of the drug)

>>728600448
>more than 10 girls
man, you're 26, on the internet, on 4chan bragging about this. keck

>>728598747
Mine goes inside of me like completely and only 2in hard, smaller than a bic lighter. Plus only have one testicle since birth = started growing little tits during puberty and on my way to finally becoming a woman. Don't anhero

>>728598747
Nigga you fine tf, stop bitching

>>728608254
It was actually meant as medication to help with heart health.

Unfortunately Pfizer is currently being sued because viagra has been linked to skin cancer, so it may be coming off the market

>>728608254
Well if you're really desperate to get laid I recommend you workout and get on a cycle of trenabol. You'll get a crazy sex drive

>>728598747
Aye bro! i do the same exact shit. Im maybe a good inch longer flaccid but yeah i become a 6x5 erect. Im glad im not the only one. every girl ive been with i dont show them the flaccid one until a bit into a relationship. After that they think its funny

>>728603530
sauce pls

>>728607176
not just my dick. but i have a 0 inch dick. i am 0/10 in the face. i'm fucking 300 lbs. i have no personality to speak of. i have no positive attributes whatsoever. i'm objectively completely and totally worthless in every way.

>>728601006
timestamp the hard dick you dipshit

>>728600818
Sucks to be you, my cock is 3.5 inches flaccid.

>>728603643
Congrats on the luck buddy

your cock is really nice hard. when it's soft it looks goofy but damn I would suck on that all day. how long?

Post vid of your sissy clitty mutating into a regular male penis

>>728610895
>all day. how long?
u answered ur own question bb ;)

lol your dick is fine.

just eat her out before you fuck her (they love it) make sure you focus on the clit.

jerk off while doing cunnilingus so youre hard and shell never see your flaccid magically disappearing penis. have fun m8

>>728611073
roll

kill urself

>>728610412
>Mon)03:26:55

that's still pathetic