your favorite faggot game
>>728592393
these are all shit. I'll take gray
>>728592393
Fucking yellow, are you serious? It's a win win
>>728592393
red are you fucking kidding me
>>728592393
Stamina
Pink, but only if I can also make everything anyone has ever posted linked to their new permanent, non-anonymous 4redbooklrtube profile while maintaining all their current friend groups on facebook.
>>728592393
I'd go for orange so I could shitpost nearly 3 times as much.
Yo check this out
>>728594924
>go into Baltimore
>pull out "that was easy button" colored in purple
>press it
>Limp dick midget appears in the middle of the road
>shitty maryland driver runs him over
>people crowding around to take pictures
>ItIsTime.gif
>Press the purple button as fast as you can
>the swarm appears
>Limp Dick Midgets
>everywhere
>midgets kill the resident men and keep the women as trophies
>eventually baltimores population becomes 89%limp dick midget
>baltimore crime rate is at a all time low
>next stop
>Chicago
Purple obviously
>>728595496
>thinking the crackheads won't capture and prostitute the midgets for crack money and/or use them as a steady supply of fighting dog bait
someone hasn't been to baltimore
>>728592393
Yellow
Not gay but ~15000 per month are a lot, and Even more when you consider the time you have to work
Lol hawking took the green one
>>728592393
all of them because i always press all the buttons because it's funny
>>728595496
>>728595743
baltimore and chicago would nigger rape those poor midgets in a matter of minutes
dont underestimate these areas
>>728592393
>>728592393
red
IM AN AKLPHA SO I SUCK DEVITOS COCK ALL DSAY LOMG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MYMQnZIrUI
>>728596878
consider that right button to be -- under pressure --
[kill me]
>>728596878
So it's either masturbate to your waifu that magically turned real or to David Bowie fucking Freddie Mercury in his ass. (Or vice versa)
>>728594790
hell yeah
>>728592393
Green, I'll basically be Stephen Hawking, except better because I can walk.
>>728596878
Sorry David, I need muh waifu.
>>728592393
>purple
spawned midget has no soul, salve world hunger
>>728597982
solve*
>>728592393
Orange.
I could do so much more in my life time
Gray for the Aliens
Fucking purple ftw
>>728599259
Yellow.
>>728592393
Orange, red and blue are acceptable
Yellow is questionable
The rest are shit
>>728592393
>take purple
>start private snuff show
>200k per seat
>silent auction for kill rights
>spawn midget into a cage/noose backstage
>execute.exe
I could literally start a untraceable slave trade overnight.
>>728599555
With a tails only coin, amirite
Nice trips though
>>728597239
I have that game
>>728598276
Oranfe is underrated to be fair, takes so much pressure off life, water is fairly easy, even if you have to go coastal and evaporate see water. I'd totally chill and go nomadic.
>>728592393
pink because i enjoy chaos
>>728596878
thanks doc
>>728599259
bye bye waifu
>>728592393
Yellow, I'd like to give Danny a blowjob every other day or so. Purple would be nice to, I'd spawn the midgets 15 meters in the sky, and have them fall on my enemies.
>>728596878
What if David Bowie is my waifu? Win-win right there.
>>728599259
how about use the built-in filter settings and get rid of all of them.
I forgot traps and XYZ rate threads even existed.
>>728599259
Kill the traps.
>>728601653
Then you have to listen to you're waifu getting fucked by Freddie Mercury every night.
>>728596878
But if anything can happen, can I get romantically involved with her?
>>728592393
Orange would be the only one I need, I haven't slept in 24 hours and I'm really starting to feel the effects
>>728602055
If you think you can win her, sure.
But if you don't within one year, David Bowie comes back to life as Jareth the Goblin King and seduces her away from you. Forever.
>>728599259
fuck traps
>>728602522
Shit. I'd risk it. I'm charming if you get to know me. . . not a lot of people have gotten to know me.
>>728592393
pink so we can have that pepsi add here.
no, not that, im talking bout
=========== ™
PEPSI-MAN!!!
===========
https://youtu.be/q_9SsX7HJhE
>>728602801
The people that I've heard say that are obese, disgusting, bodypillow-fucking neckbeards
>>728603113
That was a joke, anon. I'm skinny, disgusting, and don't have a beard.
>>728592393
Orange. Those things make me waste too much time.
>>728592393
Green ofc
>>728592393
grey all day