I push my fingers into my EYYYYYYEEESS

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>>728573202

>>728573202
Ha.

>>728573202
what has happened to your dick? Story?

>>728573800
obesity, depression, stimulants

>>728574219
i need to see it erect, i need that in my life now.

>>728573202
is it the only thing that stops the ache?

>>728574382
i haven't had it erect in 10 months, shit is broken

>>728573202
At least it's uncircumcised. Or is it circumcised? I can't tell.

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>>728574508
TRY!!!

>>728573202
Get hard n post

>>728574508
Low voltage current stimulates the nerve endings, you have to be precise tough.

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>>728573202
Jesus fucking christ

>>728574508
Go buy some viagra

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>>728574382
>>728574647
>>728574680
>>728574775

>>728574647
>>728574680
>>728574775
>>728575099
this isn't helping get it erect
>>728574974
you can't just get viagra. you have to get a doctor to prescribe it, in america.

>>728575099
Kek

>>728574974
This
Then post a photo

>>728575333
Goddamn
You give out opioids like sweets and you can't buy the blue pill?
I feel sorry for you americunts

Holy fuck you're my twin.

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>>728573202
wtf? is this a clit or a dick?

Can you even aim with it when you have to pee?

>>728573202
You're average /b/tard

>>728575651
he probably has to sit down.

>>728573202
are you virgin? any greentext?

>>728575709
*your

you guys are so fucking retarded

>>728575833
Proves his point about being /b/tards

OP probably gets off on the humiliation, hence the thread.

>>728573202
what is the erect size?

>>728575991
-1
(not OP)

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>>728575651
Yeah I pull it out a little

>>728576065
lmao what am I lookin at

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>>728576065
>I pull it out a little

>>728575833
Or he just missed a comma?

You're average, /b/tard

>>728575333
Dudester, there is like a million websites where a doctor will prescribe dick pills to you over the internet. There's always an ad banner on this fucking website for it.

>>728576065
A little is all you have to pull on antways op

>>728575833
>>728576199
Kek. He must feel like the idiot now

>>728575510
you also need a prescription for opioids (except loperamide and some low dose, high guafenisin codeine cough syrup)
>>728575819
yeah i'm a virgin. greentext about what?

>>728576199
And added an E.

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maybe this will help to get erected

>>728575991
hasn't been erect in 10 months, used to get it to 6 inches but i've put on 60 lbs since then. i'm guessing 5-5.5

>>728576307
No... Are you an idiot?

javascript:quote('728569851');
this OP?

>>728576436
nope cartoons don't do anything

>>728576307
Wtf?
With the comma, the e is obviously needed. You're dumber than he is...

>>728576436
>erected

>>728576562
>>728569851

>>728569851

Go see a doctor. Show your peen. Tell him It is a case of emergency.

Give us an erected one OP.

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>>728576754
fucking disgusting

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>>728573202
>same size dick as OP.
>the negativity in this thread is triggering me.

as hard as I can get, my length is around the length of a coke can, am i fucked friends?

pic related me.

that is so fucking unlucky i feel sorry for you bro

>>728576848
there's nothing they can do
>>728576891
yeah i'm trying but it's not super possible,

>>728573202
radical micropenis OP, get some stretching exercises
tbh desu I'd still play with it

>>728573202
MOOOODS!

>>728576065
that is one small pecker

>>728577259
Mine is so small I can finger my dick, it's not that bad.

>>728577116
0,33l coke can?

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>>728573202
so what is your fantasy?
what turns you on?

>>728577116
post the dick with a time stamp or fuck off

start posting your best porn to get OP erect

>>728577555

>>728577116
A coke can is almost 5" tall ... I mean, that's not TERRIBLE.

>>728577435
having sex with a biological female with a vagina

>>728577405
yes.

So...what hope is there left for people like OP? Is there some surgery that can fix this shit or are they doomed?

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>>728577259
Like this?
>>728577333
Yeah fucking sucks

Forgot pic

>>728577586
yes but flacid it's like non-existent, thanks for the minor confidence boost though, really 5"?

>>728577794
oh god please put it away

>>728574647
Odd, I listened to the Richard D. James album yesterday

>>728576659
That isn't gold.
It's not worthy of gold2 for that matter either.

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>>728577794
E.T?

>>728577788
he could fuck a little kid without the tearing and blood and trauma, in reality the kid most likely wouldn't even notice.

>>728577794
I'm gonna puke

You could use a vacuum cleaner for stretching exercise...

>>728577794
would like to see it hard

>>728577866
Yeah just under 5" according to the googles

>>728578264
sounds like a plan.

>>728573202
http://steamcommunity.com/id/DeprivedLifestyle

>>728578075
KEK

>>728578359
what is average dick size?

6"?

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>>728578124
But can his dick be fixed? Are all those ads of "wow, scientists are super mad at this strange trick that gives you 10 extra inches in 1 week" just lies? the Internet sure is a cruel and lonely place.

>>728578567
those things are real m80 i swear

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>>728576065
>this fucking thread

>>728578567
you can get dick elongation surgery but it's expensive and usually can only give you at max a few inches, not to mention you'll have scars on your dick, no self-respecting woman would come close.

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>>728578567
>But can his dick be fixed?

OP and his raging 0.75 incher

>>728578524
Just under 6" yeah

>>728573202
theres no way thats the normal size of it, it has to be the way you're sitting or something.

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>>728577794

hard as I could get it

>>728578768
Please man I need to know!

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>>728573202
unrelated to thread but tfw no teddy gf, why even live?

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>>728579124
fuck forgot pic again

>>728578760
How about manual elongation? I've heard that there are this machines that can suck the air around the dick and pull out a few extra inches wthout any surgery or scars involved!

>>728578524
4-6 inches is average.

>>728579321
> that can suck the air around the dick and pull out a few extra inches wthout any surgery or scars involved

If we had that sucking power women would be obsolete.

>>728579297
Wtf that looks normal you autist

>>728579297
That's... better than I was expecting actually.

>>728579297
Well...

>>728579297
Now that's a grower!

make it flacid again

>>728573202

Society finds changing genders acceptable. This is your best option.

>>728579441
Okey. So, ¿how do I start self-operating myself? I heard you only need regional anesthesia for this shit, so that means I can be fully awake and self-perform it on myself. I only need the equipment/knowledge.

¿Any good videos on how to do it? I know you need shit to be clean but I guess pure alcohol can do the trick.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WOT M8

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>>728578075
Kek

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I WANNNNNA KILL MYSELLFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>728579727
we need the lot of you to become the new jonestown.

the world needs it.

Why even bother shaving you're not getting any pussy with that thing

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You should move to Asia - they will adore your size!

>>728580344
If he doesn't shave he can't see it

>>728580344
/b/ told me to
>>728579461
>>728579522
>>728579587
>>728579588
idk what to tell you, obviously it's not normal and it's not good enough

>>728579297
>>728573202
can someone put these side by side

this has got to be some kind of record. how is it scientifically possible?

>>728580325

wat, I said be gay, but I bet even gay men won't find that acceptable.

>>728581025
Gay men are bigger size queens than women

>>728579297
unf

>>728577866
Plenty of guys are small when flaccid, its why some are shower's and others are growers.

My dick was bigger when I was 13...

>>728581742
pics or not true

>>728581786
kek
faggot tho

>>728573202
when dudes shave their pubes it makes their penis look so much bi-....

>>728583325
hahahahahahaaahahaha
>>728579297

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>>728579297

whelp.... I feel better about my life now.

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>>728574508
have you tried having sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?

>>728573202
i thought you killed yourself yesterday OP?

>>728576659
well played... hateful respect

>>728585076
see
>>728579297

>>728581192
Maybe some... I for one don't really like big dicks as they look deformed/nasty.

>>728577116
dont feel bad, you guys can rub pussies together

>>728585729
nope.
>>728579297

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>>728586999
I am in!

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>>728578075

>>728573202
>>728576065
>>728577794
The rare and elusive accordion dick

>>728577866
no worries i'm the same bro, just go down on a chick while ya get yourself ready, tho I hear ya shit is embarrassing soft, esp when ya have whiskey dick with chicks grinding on ya. I have had chicks straight up try to grab my dick through my pants and its like uhhh, good luck with that if i'm not hard.

>>728578264
if his dick doesn't even get hard don't see how having a longer flaccid penis will help him lol

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>>728579297

>>728590677
i don't understand this reaction

>>728590867
surprised/hungry

>>728573202
is this the same guy from yesterday? you shaved huh

>>728592173
yup also got a boner here
>>728579297

>>728591060
do you like vienna sausages?

>>728592486
>do you like vienna sausages?
No, good?

>>728576065
put me in the screencap famalam

>>728592729
yeah

gos dont exist. this is a proof

>>728573202
I like you.

god dont exist. this is a proof

>>728594141
So... hows the weather?

I will never be self conscious about my dick again

>>728576065
I suddenly feel about 600% less insecure. Thanks OP!

>>728594364
snowed a few inches last night out of nowhere but it's sunny and 65 degrees now

>>728579385
No its not

>>728576065
I honestly feel bad for you, anon. I'd get that shit checked out.

>>728594880
see
>>728579297

>>728584510
Op's cock proves this can't be possibly true

>>728576295
>knows about immodium withdrawal killers
Mein neger

>>728577794
ahahahahaha
what the fuck dude
why does it retract so much?
how fucking fat are you