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You mad short bois?

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You mad short bois?
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How can short bois even compete?
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>>728553286
No.

Define short, relative to the mean of a given national or genetic grouping.
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Below 1.80 cm is short
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>>728553419
Its funny, because a girl can be short, tall, ugly, pretty, fat, skinny, autistic, depressed and they will still easily find a guy who wants to take care of them.

Sucks to be a guy i guess.
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Short boi (below 6') hate thread go.

How does it feel to be inferior?
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>>728553676
Not even a baby can be 1.8cm, that's impossible. The human body can't survive at that small of a size.
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>>728553286
I'm 6'4", my fiance is 5'5"

Things are great for everything except for doggie style. The difference in height throws things out of alignment.
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>>728553993
slav squat and pump that ass
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>>728553993
Make him stand on a stool
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>>728554070

waaay too awkward of a position.
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>>728554179
I see what you did there.
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>>728554070
>slav squat
Imagining it really gave me a great laugh
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>>728554070
I drew it for convenience of viewing
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>>728554642
keeek
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>>728554642
that just seems like way more leg use than it's worth.
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>>728554879
so? build up your quads, bro
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>>728554873
>>728554791

>short fag that uses actors getting paid to fuck as method to escape his betaness
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>>728554999

I'm leaning toward no, but your trips make me want to say sure.
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>>728554642
exactly. the leg pian is canceled out by the pleasure. feel fucking great
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>>728555048
Alison is 1.8m
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>>728553286
kek, I'd just get her a shorter stool cunt nigger
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>>728553286
>tfw 5'4"
>tfw 16cm dick
>tfw hight does get in way with certain girls but in the end the only ones who give more fucks about it are insecure men trying to put others down as always.

I don't complain about shit, I live a pretty happy life. A lot happier than 80% of the spergs on here.
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>>728555048
me want snoo snoo!
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>>728556357

Death by snoo snoo!
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>>728556357
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The only people that height matters to are all the autistic manlets that believe their shortness is the reason they are still a lonely virgin.

If you think your height actually affects your ability to be a successful man, than you are a sperglord who deserves your lonely fate.

Fun fact: if a girl denies you because you are too short, she probably isn't someone you would want to date. If she's so concerned about her image and what society deems "cute and acceptable" then she's probably a self absorbed bitch.

>I mean lul manlets amirite
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>>728557210
>sensible post
>on 4chan
you don't belong here
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>>728557210
/thread
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>>728557431
I know man, I know. But I can't leave. I can never leave

you understand, don't you.
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>>728554642
moar
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>>728557431
>>728557548

being right=/=sensible post
he's righ tho
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>>728553419
>>728553838
>Who cares what niggresses or fat women think
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If you are short be sure to work out and get sexy and buff, nothing worse than being short and fat.
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>>728553286
>wasting your time with women who will 100% cheat on you, since their only fascination is that you are big
That might work if you are the only big guy, but that's not reality.
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>>728553758
/r9k/ is the board for u bud
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>>728558236
SAUCE!!!
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>>728557980
this reminds me of a screenshot of a fat bitch mocking short guys and a meninist answering.
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>>728554873
why was he touching his nipples at the start? what kind of nigger mating call is that? what tribe does that come from?
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>>728556257
>5'4"
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>>728555116
LOL STUNTCOCK!.
the guy that cums on her is totally different.
One is pale and hairless, the other is darker and hairy.
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>>728556257
5'4 jesus chirst
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>>728557980

>short guys overcompensating by bulking up without realising that getting wider often makes them look shorter
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>>728558681
wrong!!!
watch the full video, fag.
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>>728558803
Post a link to it and i will
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Plot twist. Height gene is on the X chromosome.
Women are at fault. We should stop dating women under 175cm.
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>>728558871
>begging for a spoon feed.
lol kys lazy dude.
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>>728556257
FIVE FOOT FUCKING FOUR is in circus territory. Completely fucked. 5'4" is shorter than most women.
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>>728553286
She looks underage though
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>>728559026
Yea im not going to waste time chasing down a lie
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>mfw I'm 5' 11.5"
Feels bad man
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>>728555048
sauce?
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>>728559649
hot girl
thanks
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>>728553676
decimals, learn them
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>>728559649
>>728558236
>>728557664
sauce
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>>728560275
bump
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>>728559558
I'm 5'45 but I'm a faggette so I'm cool. Learn to take the D, man
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>>728553286
i'm 5"0 and I aint even mad

your OP shows your own insecurity more than anything so the question really is:

why you mad?
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>>728554999
Why can't you just have her on the bed and you stand up?
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>>728555048
>this video
>primal
oh come on, if it's going to be primal then don't just fuck her doggy style, mount her and breed the bitch like she's in heat.
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I never understood the attraction many men seem to have to midgets
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>>728553286
>tfw 6 foot 1
feels pretty good
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>>728553286
Honestly though. Why do men under 6ft even exist? Like don't we have sufficient nutrition to grow these days?
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>>728553758

Jesus Christ I can literally taste the cuck cum through the internet.
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>>728553286
Why would I be mad about a man making out with a hobbit gremlin?
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>>728564014
poor genes and lacking testosterone
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>>728565217
>>728564156

Your height doesn't matter if you won another genetic lottery.. got it.
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>>728556257
what ever you gotta tell yourself
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>>728553601
>Define short

In males less than 6ft.
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>>728553838
6'3, blond hair, blue eyes master race here, feels so fucking good to be looking down at manlets.

It's funny how no matter how hard they work out and try to look good they will never get taken seriously.
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so many vids and i see any of them
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>>728554642
no, you're doing it all wrong and your gf too. Either kneel or stand at the edge of the bed/couch/ kitchen table and her position needs to change to pic related.
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>>728555048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WskRAEggqkQ
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>>728555048
>>728555116
>>728554791
>>728556865
it's always a short guy and a fat chick, in real life too
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>>728553601
>Define short
(You)
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>>728555116
her name?
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