What is next for the Chris-chan saga?

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>>728548398
My guess is that "she" finally goes full homo... or kills himself when Barb dies.

>>728548398
>>728548824

Someone pretends to be Chris from an alternate timeline or future and messes with him.

>>728549107
kek

>>728549204

It could be like that My Future Self and Me episode of South Park.

1. Someone pretends to be Chris from a far distance future where Chris is successful and Quikville is a real place
2. Convince Chris to run for mayor if he wants to obtain this future
3. ???
4. Profit

>>728548398
Ideally happy marriage. It's not fun any more.

>>728549595

Does he deserve a happy end?

>>728549637
I think he dose. Other than spurging out at retail employees over the color of Sonic's arms on a display, he's not a bad person.

>>728548398
death by infected taint

>>728550142

I'm surprised he's still alive. If he was in any third world country he'd be dead.

>>728549915
Bullshit.

>halp muh bills are due!
>geif monies plox
>check out muh new toys that I *totally* didn't buy with money that was supposed to be spent on bills.

I don't think there's much left for him to do. But then again every time in the past I thought he couldn't top himself, he somehow pulls it off.

There isn't much to do now. We just watch and see if he finds a way to top himself.

>>728550351
What's he been up to recently?

>>728550669

What about his mother dying? Something interesting is bound to happen when that rolls around. I'm very curious to see how he'll live or act when that happens.

>>728550760
Last I remember, he made death threats to Donald Trump.

Wow, dude's still around?

I'm going to need the latest entry to ed

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>>728548824
stunning and brave

>>728548398
i dont know.

i was one of the original trolls who told chris-chan to transition. i dont know if i was the first, cuz he responded "why do people keep telling me that?"

sometimes i wonder if i told him to transition because deep down i knew he wanted to be trans. the signs were all there: the sailor moon poster, the idolizing girls, his weird fixation on gender, his self insert as Rose in the comic.

Or if i just enjoy bullying people. i mean we made him post naked pictures, fuck himself, humiliate himself, publicly post his dates online. making him fuck up his hormones was deliciously hilarious.

prolly a little of column a a little of column b

>>728551256
It's people like you who make the internet a fun place. Thank you for you service

Can you imagine if someone would slip an opioid? I bet he'd O-D within a month

>>728549915
Underneath all the sperging, he's still a pretty terrible person.

Just because he's messed up doesn't mean he's not an asshole.

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The post-mother saga, where one of two things will happen
>He gets his shit together with no one else to be dependent on
>He becomes a homeless bum with no one else to be dependent on

>>728551632

Homeless Chris would be like the end of TTGL

I like the idea of Chris running for mayor but he's far too lazy to actually do anything like that, how do we make it happen?

>>728551632
oh, dont be so bombastic. if i know chris chan, he'll put in the bare minimum of effort to survive.

>christina's mom dies
>she is surprised to learn she has to move out of the family estate
>city evicts her
>she posts on facebook that the city is transphobic for evicting her
>ahuviya harel agrees
>they move in together and become the next episode of Hoarders

>>728551860
Chris running for mayor would definitely be a challenge. One Anon said to pretend to be Chris from the future, but apart from the challenge of actually getting him off his lazy ass (which is near impossible), I think a decade of trolling has made him somewhat self aware, so I'm not sure if that would work.

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>>728552196

Being Chris from the future sounds too much like the Liquid Chris-saga but I think it could work. But could Chris legally run for mayor or is he too mentally disabled to run?

>>728551925
Ahuvia and Chris would make the perfect duo of Autism.

>>728549915
He hit a dude with his car, then when the guy he hit asked the judge to leniency and got the charge reduced to a misdemeanour, Chris went online and called him an asshole and a Jew who hated autistics.

He's a completely terrible person. If you think otherwise, you haven't been following christory very long.

>>728552332
I mean, have there been political leaders with high functioning autism?

>>728552454

Bush?

We need to somehow make a convincing story for Future-Chris to tell to present-Christina to run for mayor, any ideas?

>>728552332
Idk if he'd be allowed to since he has criminal records, but if something like that could convince him to make some sort of effort, it would definitely be one of the best CWC sagas

>>728552332
The bigger issue is that he's banned from like half the businesses in his county and is a well known ne'er-do-well, so no one would vote for him. I doubt he'd even be able to get enough signatures to run in the first place.

>>728552600

How much support could he gain? I think he could get a lot from ignorant SJWs who are hopping onto his fandom because he's a tranny running for mayor. From what I understand his town is a pretty small place so I think he could largely do it without the mainstream media making too much of a fuss about it until he wins.

>>728550842
He'll shit himself and do nothing.

>>728552618
I don't even think he would be able to run considering his criminal record, but if he at least made some sort of effort, and got denied by the city, I'm sure whatever hijinks Chris would take against the city would make for a new saga.

>greedy
>shits himself constantly at the first sign of stress
>arrogant
>loves playing with children's toys
>eats shitty, unhealthy food
>is basically useless with having a mother looking after him

Chris is an anthropomorphised fluffy pony.

>>728552823
Plus if word got out that he was running for mayor, the other trolls would link his content, nudes, and other things. So his running would be short lived.

>>728552823

>Chris is denied by the city
It'd be funny watching him freak out and condemn it as some sort of conspiracy against him. I still say we do the Future-Chris one but since we probably can't get him to run for mayor, any ideas?

>>728551256
Chris is clearly not actually trans, though. It's all a plot to get china, with a healthy dose of delusion thrown in for good measure.

>>728553170
yeah well, if you collected all the trans in a big room im sure some of them would be autistic retards.

i mean you gotta admit some of the shit he did was questionable as fuck

>>728550842
I've found that generally when I believe that something bad will happen in a situation like that, the opposite actually happens, because people on disability who cheat the system always get what they want for some reason.

What I want to say though, is that Chris will end up in a group home because there is no way he can make it on his own, and his only other family hate his guts.

>>728553148
The freakout afterwards would definitely be hilarious, and I think that would be the end goal of this new saga. How I see it going is have someone who sounds like Chris to call him and say he's future Chris who becomes mayor, convincing him to run. Then he makes an attempt, but gets denied, then he freaks out about it. Then us, the trolls, make sure to spread the word throughout Social Media, gaining more attention to the whole situation, and hopefully get some SJWs on board to support Chris. But there's two big problems with this
>Chris is lazy as fuck, and probably won't even make an effort
>A decade of trolling has left him more self aware of trolls, and it's possible he'd see through the troll.

>>728553362
Here's what I think he's trying to do:

So, he has his daughter prophecy, right? He's supposed to have a daughter named Crystal, as was foretold by Beargod. It wasn't specified HOW he'd have this daughter though.

We know he's been freezing his jizz in his kitchen freezer. I think he's planning to become a woman, growing a vagina and uterus by way of those YouTube hypnosis vids, then impregnate himself with his own sperm, thus fulfilling the prophecy.

He's trying to outplay Beargod.

>>728553759
HOLY SHIT that'd be great

>>728553850
I mean, he's stupid enough to think that could work, right?

That's what I think this whole trans saga is about.

>>728553759
this sounds quite believable.

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>>728553663

What if we scrap Future-Chris but make it his own daughter from the future telling him to run for Mayor? Something happens in her timeline which Chris needs to fix in the present, cue Chris getting denied because of his criminal record, we make a bunch of fake virtue signalling accounts to gain support, real SJWs bandwagon in after they learn a tranny wants to run for mayor, Chris actually ends up gaining support and possibly running and winning due to peer pressure from SJWs.

>>728548398
I feel like he'll die from sepsis. I'm surprised that hasn't happened already, honestly.

well he thought his infected gooch piercing was a newly grown vagina, so anything is possible

>>728554004
Like, maybe we're seeing Chris all wrong. Maybe he doesn't even want a boyfriend-free girl and hates kids, but he feels like he's bound to this prophecy by a vengeful ursine deity and must fulfill it. Maybe every day of his life is an immense struggle against a destiny that was forced upon him.

Maybe Chris was actually a tragic figure all along.

>>728554143
Yea, I like the idea of it being Crystal more than future Chris.

>>728554143
I'd be down. Can you imagine if Chris actually won? It'd be like Trump again, but like, 1000x more stupid and hilarious.

>>728554143
Who are we gonna get to be Crystal though?

>>728554453
One of those dudes who does the loli voice acting threads.

>>728554616
Alright, yea. Should we spread the word around?

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>>728554309

The end goal is to hopefully get Chris into a career of politics where the Democrats notice his popularity with SJWs and young people considering his internet celebrity status(of course they don't realize or care how twisted he is, they just want the votes), with support he'd run against Trump in the next election or after his first term.

>>728554453

What kind of catastrophic things can we work into the script Crystal says to Christina about how horrible the future is?

>>728554691
Might as well.

>>728554792
We could have Crystal say something about Trump gets elected a second term and does something awful, and Chris must run for mayor, and once Trump sees a Transsexual as mayor, it'll stop the horrible thing from happening.

>>728555189

Doesn't Chris have an "evil twin" or something in his comics? We could say how he is conspiring with Trump and in Crystal's timeline has Chris and their family hostage or something to that extent.

>>728555189
Or that it will touch The Donald in his Heart-Place and he'll reverse all of his badness and introduce Chris to the father/mother of Crystal. But something has altered the future that allows Crystal to be born and only CWC can save her and the bright future he helps build.

>>728555393
Yes, that is perfect

We could tell Chris that Evil Chris is conspiring with Trump to do something awful, and that once he becomes Mayor, it'll touch the Donald in his heart place, and he won't want to do the awful thing he wanted to.

Guys, I don't mean to shit on your cornflakes here, but Chris has been dealing with trolls for over a decade. He's surprisingly smart about this shit these days. He's not gonna believe a wacky story about his future daughter and evil twins.

If you want to troll him, it needs to be something subtle, plausible, and grounded in reality.

>>728555705

I think he'll fall for it. The man is pretty impressionable.

Well, it turns out that, when he was just a baby, he was sent to Earth from the planet Hedgehog. That's what we'll be exploring in the next arc.

>>728555705
That is true.

>>728555800
No, he really won't. He has weens trying shit like this basically every day. He's an idiot, but even a hamster learns not to bite the electried pellet eventually. He'll sigh, ignore it, and possibly shit himself, then go about his day.

You're wasting your time with something like this. It has to be something way more simple and believable.

>>728555705
Do you have any ideas to get him to make an attempt to run for mayor?

>>728552978
Jesus you're right

>>728556029
You need to put the idea in his head. Make him think he came up with the idea. Maybe something about how a trans person running for office would help counter Trump and Pence's anti-trans policies.

Again though, you can't just suggest he does that, you have to plant a seed, let him arrive at the idea himself.

>>728556384
So Inception him but in real life?

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>>728552978
>tfw this is actually spot on

>>728556384

Crystal from the future could be largely responsible for that though. Do we have any voice actors for it yet?

A hero must contact Christina
>Pose as a F to M trans
>Convince him it's not gay for them to date
>Time passes
>Fuck him in the ass one night then tell him it was all a ruse
>Call him a faggot then leave

>>728557413
kek

>>728557279
As fun as it would be to be future Crystal, the other Anon is right. Chris has gone through a decade of trolling, he may be an idiot, but he's more self aware about the trolls now. If we want to have him run for mayor, we have to make it seem like he came up with the idea himself. Make subtle hints about how a Tranny mayor would hurt Trump and whatnot

This is a good thread, not derailed no shitposting only a nice discussion on how to fuck even more our beloved autist

>>728557552
Exactly.

eventually one of two things will happen:
>the men in white locks him up at the nuthouse
>reality catches up with him and he an heroes

personally, i wish that he discovers otherkin and starts believing that he was sonichu all along

>>728557413
C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶-̶C̶h̶a̶n̶ "Stephanie Bustcakes" won't do anal, even with women.

https://archive.org/details/youtube-tNYvG-nf3dc

>>728548398
sooner or later barb will die and the ball of wax will melt entirely

I doubt his extended family will have much interest in subsiding an autistic manchild and he will wither become homeless or be placed into a group home somewhere

>ITT: oldfags troll newfags

It's so obvious...

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>>728551256
"He that is unrighteous, let him do unrighteousness still: and he that is filthy, let him be made filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him do righteousness still: and he that is holy, let him be made holy still.
Behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to render to each man according as his work is"
-Revelation 22:11-12.

>>728557954
His extended family wants nothing to do with him or Barb. Even his half-brother on Barb's side won't talk to them. When Barb dies (and it'll be soon), Chris is well and truly fucked.

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>>728557748
>i wish that he discovers otherkin and starts believing that he was sonichu all along
This would be the greatest thing that could ever happen!

>>728558102
how much of the minimum payments he's been making comes from barbs social security? I'm surprised that the house has not been taken for debt or back-payments yet

>>728558185
Then someone sneaks into his house at night and paints his arms yellow, and Chris has a complete breakdown.

>>728558638
He sleeps during the day mostly you fool.

>>728558638
KEK

>>728558638

>Not blue

I still say that we should get someone to pretend to be Crystal from the future since it has potential to be pretty funny.

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>>728557891
>Stephanie Bustcakes

>>728558553
Apparently, Barb is perpetually in debt. She manages to make minimum payments to avoid having the house taken away, but they still have debt collectors after them constantly.

Also, most of the money Chris spends on toys is from his tugboat, or money that retards on the internet give him/shit he sells to said retards.

>>728558824

>Barb is in perpetual debt
I thought boomers were supposed to be smart.

>>728558815
He thinks he has "big swinging titties".

>>728548398
Let's set him up with the Beast, Joseph8276!

>>728558730
True. Hedgehogs are nocturnal.

>>728550142
This is most likely

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>>728557891
>y-yall got the p-pussy I'm very happy to work

>>728559099
Haven't followed him/it/shim in a few years.

I almost threw up at that vid.

Chis is much more skeptical these days and its extremely unlikely that he would fall for anything, unless it was terribly clever. The alternate timeline Chris would not work, that is in essence Liquid Chris all over again and he knows better now.
In my opinion, all there is to do now is watch. Watch and document.

>>728559392
I suggest you don't look up the infected taint pics.

But you will. You can't help yourself.

>>728559491
Yeah, that's why I said if you're gonna convince him to do something, you need to be subtle, make him think it was his idea. Just trying to troll with with some harebrained scheme won't work anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BB-8ci0lBc

>>728560213
Ew. When was that?

>>728560363
Not exactly sure.

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>>728548398
The death of Barb will bring us a new era.

>>728560635
I don't know what will happen. I don't think anyone does. But dear god, I want to find out.

>>728560978
Don't rush it, he'll be institutionalized and from then on the lulz will decline. His full time handlers will stop a lot of shit before it happens.

>>728562150
I don't think he'll be institutionalized if he hasn't already. I think he'll just continue to live in their home as it rots around them until it's finally taken away, and then... well, nobody knows.

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>>728562460
I don't think he'll be able to. They owe over $115k on that house still, plus they have at least $15k in credit card debt they were taken to court for and were ordered to pay. Barb's bank account is overdrafted right now and he's buying legos. Shit will get real when he's on his own real fast and my guess is that he'll end up in some kind of state home.

>>728562980
I don't know. I think he's too high-functioning for a home. Like, he's had jobs before, he is, in theory, capable of taking care of himself, he's just too stupid and lazy to do it. Mostly only people who can't take care of themselves wind up in those places.