Waifu claiming thread: Palm Sunday Edition
Previous: >>728547678
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, non-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun
Still here
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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Claim
Hello everyone
>Misaki Claimed
>>728547820
What's wrong?
>>728547840
Every week?
>>728547870
I don't even think you can get the tip inside her
Claim
Battle of Mokarin vs the other person: BEGIN
>>728548058
Pretty much yeah.
>>728548036
Good claim anon!
>>728548039
Hi ^^
>>728548058
I WILL PUT PLASTIC ON THE FLOOR FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU BETTER HOPE I NEVER SEE YOUUUU %))))))))))))))))))))))))) ahaha $))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE8VNE2aHro
>>728548078
I never thought I would see the day someone would claim that sociopath besides me.
>>728548091
Are you open any beliefs?
>>728548120
Lol I've been told that all my life. I'm still here~
>>728548102
Hey momoka
Anyone seen Kumiko? Did he give up on the piano?
QOTT: I was thinking of taking my lady friend out to see Your Name. Any comments? (no spoilers pls)
>>728548259
i love you
>>728548259
No. They dont really make much sense to me.
>>728548012
You're always here, you nolife loser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK5EwCcWJpY
>>728548276
She doesn't care you're a weeb? Put a ring on it. NOW
>>728548312
I love you too <3
>>728548348
It'll come to you some day. I had a dream I was Muslim but I rejected in my dream hard. I knew that wasn't the right path for me.
>>728548672
hold me
>>728548430
Ok?
>>728548672
I did have a dream for the second time last night. Really weird stuff.
>>728548725
>holds tight
What's the matter?
>>728548751
Another weird dream? You must be stressed out....
>>728548672
Uh, yeah. She's my ex. She was always a weeb.
>>728548751
Fuck off.
>>728548860
Well no I had this one before. Little different same things happened though.
>>728548860
i need a love thats real senpai im too weak to do it alone
>>728547925
Just hopping in here to claim best girl.
>>728548937
Hanako, how is it.
Did you catch a showing of Your Name by any chance? I was hoping to take my friend out to see it.
>>728548904
Nah.
>>728549034
I haven't gotten the chance to see it yet honestly, but it looks like it will be great. Can't wait to see it myself.
>>728548863
Steal your mom's ring and give it to her.
>>728548918
And this happened last night?
>>728548929
Really? It's not hard to get a gf. Just be yourself.
>>728549293
Yeah woke up at the same time too.
Bears are best girl
>>728549293
KEEP HOLDING ME im pathetic senpai nobody wants to talk to me. my only hope is some girl might see some charm in me invisible to others (and myself)
>>728548831
>>728549056
>>728548259
There are all sorts of people in the world
>>728548937
FIGHT ME IN OSU THEN TOWN OF SALEM
Claimed.
>>728549406
Are you tired now? You should get more rest.
>>728549421
THICC
>>728549444
Girls are turned off by low self confidence and men are actually attracted to low self confidence in women because they want to protect them.
Keep that in mind and you'll be fine.
>>728549454
What sort of person are you?
>>728549647
A little. Ill be fine.
>>728549647
aaa...
aaa...
aaa...
>>728549709
Have you eaten dinner yet?
>>728549784
Your problem is you are paralyzed by self-doubt and you're struggling emotionally under it. You need to realize that you are worthy of being with someone you love and care for.
>>728549863
A cute!
Claimed.
>>728548019
And who said I was trying to lewd her?
>>728549917
Its 9am.
>>728549996
Hi
Bye thread people~
>>728549996
pink!
>>728549999
The head between your legs!
>>728550012
You're very young and this is an emotionally rough time in your life, but it'll pass and you'll realize its no big deal. Just stay above the self-doubt.
>>728550205
Yes you sleep at this time so I thought you eat dinner... whatever bye >.>
>>728550285
Bye.
>>728550285
okay cya
>>728550285
goodbye
10dragon claimed.
>>728550519
boobs.
>>728550834
Winner of the Hachi-bowl right here.
>>728550719
Quoting pic related "look don't touch"
>>728551306
In my dreams.
>>728551369
Stop with the flattery, please.
I wasn't prepared to blush this much.
>>728551306
If only.
>>728551527
If you say so.
>>728549647
The most cheerful and optimistic mind, of course
>>728551548
If only what?
>>728551609
Its very early to be courted.
>>728549293
Lol no
>>728549218
I'd go see it pretty soon.
>>728551745
I was never one for traditions.
>>728549644
Supreme Chancellor: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"?
Anakin Skywalker: No.
Supreme Chancellor: I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Anakin Skywalker: He could actually save people from death?
Supreme Chancellor: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin Skywalker: What happened to him?
Supreme Chancellor: He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
>>728552008
>chancellor
So anakin is literally Hitler?
>>728552231
Hi Rei. Is your afternoon well?
>>728551745
Just a saying I guess, "i wish it could but I know it would never happen", you feel?
>>728551750
Yea, trying to see it soon, its kinda sucks that none of my friends are really interested in that kind of thing, but I'm sure it'll be good no matter what.
>>728552231
hi
>>728552337
But you have hanako?
Also I thought you went to bed?
>>728551907
Very persistent, I like it.
>>728552846
When the reward seems worth it.
>be me
>be part ghoul
>hungry
>want a sandwich
>too bad sandwiches taste disgusting
>get idea
>go get some flesh from coffee ghoul
>make sandwich with the human flesh
why can't ghouls just do that?
>>728553021
Wouldnt the bread taste like shit though? Toppings too?
>>728552846
I went to bed? It's a little early in the morning for that. I think the only one who left was Momoka because she got a little upset. I'm just still here failing to make conversation as usual.
>>728553118
Except the fact that ghouls just pretend to swallow human food. The flesh would make it tastier
>>728553270
I guess. Wouldnt it smell kind of off though? They do just eat people raw if I recall.
>>728552292
It's boring, don't have much to do and already done with watching anime for the day.
I'm just looking over some other things right now.
>>728552474
Hello there.
>>728553021
If I were a ghoul I would slaughter so many fucking people they would need an army to kill me.
>>728552337
TBH seems like the kind of movie to watch with someone
'hey anon did you hear about YN'
'yeah wanna come watch it with me'
I wouldn't want to watch it alone, really.
>>728553492
Human sushi.
>>728553546
With that edge you'd be unstoppable
>>728553509
That sucks. Still play your instrument?
>>728553636
Dont they also only need to eat like once a week?
>>728553265
Well you did go to bed like 6 hrs ago.
Unless you're a different hanako?
>>728552971
Oh my
>>728553636
Exactly. Some ghouls just want to kill people for fun. Unfortunately there are a lot of them in the anime. 1 in every 25 people are capable of murder.
>>728553804
I guess the real question would be what would you want?
>>728553509
how are you doing and how's the business?
>>728549444
ur a fucking loser bro.
>>728553887
Ghouls aren't humans.
>>728554024
They used to be human.
>>728553591
I suppose, what can you do, you know? Can't force people to something they aren't interested in.
>>728553804
I'm a different Hanako, sorry to disappoint, I just think she's a qt3.14, and wanted to try one of these threads I usually lurk, that's all. Guess i'll hop off if I'm confusing people.
>>728554180
>Guess i'll hop off if I'm confusing people.
That's stupid.
>>728549444
That's another reason why I prefer guys.
>>728553766
Here and there, I've just been extremely bored of everything lately.
>>728553906
A bit badly, but it's a long story.
How's life been treating you?
>>728554295
I feel that way sometimes too. Just dont end up doing anything and sit around.
>>728554279
>That's stupid.
Your mother.
>>728554295
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you have people you can talk about that with.
It's rough out here
>>728554807
You should just post if you love you're waifu.
Who cares if there is another Hanako poster?
You still love you're waifu, don't you?
>>728554807
Are you trying to impersonate me? hehe
>>728553892
Oh my.
You sure like me, don't you? I don't know what I want, tbh
>>728554180
Oh, no. Its alright. There's another tenryuu in these threads.
Doesn't mean I have to leave
>>728554966
Your right, and I'm way too lazy to set up a tripcode just to tell us apart. Maybe ill be able to meet this person of good taste too sometime
>>728554471
More often than not, lately.
And I'm sure Tomoko smells lovely.
>>728554919
Rough how?
>>728553909
lol %) <3 chen
>>728554295
b-but guys have like icky hair on their legs and arent cute and stuff
>>728555075
Who wouldn't? Not even a little bit?
>>728555118
Yeah. I can only imagine really.
>>728555118
rough for the weak-minded
Sup, niggers? How's WWIII?
Claiming best girl
Seras Claimed
>>728555075
The fuck are you doing here?
>>728556178
oh hi there Saya, how are you?
>>728556176
there's no WW
>>728556309
What do you mean?
>>728556421
Fuck off Mai :^)
>>728556309
I'm alright. Been playing some Stellaris.
How's you?
>>728555320
>what are traps.
>>728555320
Kind of irrelevant to me. I even prefer hairy guys, just a bit, well, I certainly don't mind it.
>>728555431
That's always been the case, no?
>>728555329
All we can really do.
>>728556515
Hard nips.
>>728556570
Yeah. Lonely forever.
>>728556515
Oops you're a diffrent claimer, I'm really sorry. There used to be a diffrent tenryuu claimer. Really sorry once again
>>728556529
I'm good, had a bad night yesterday.
>>728556973
Bad night? Why so?
>>728556973
M O M M Y
O
M
M
Y
>>728557195
Its a long story, comes down on me and someone else thinking our pc got hacked
>>728557333
?
>Checked
>>728557398
You're not the usual Seras, then. Welcome, new friend.
hello hello I love you all <3
>>728557550
I mean I'm the first, the one and only.
Is there a diffrent one though?
>>728557772
Thx <3 u 2 bby
>>728557772
Hi love anon.
>>728556570
prefer them,...? thats wild.
>>728557813
Apparently. Also, the English cover/translation of Jingo Jungle is fucking auditory Jesus.
>>728557813
<3 <3 <3
>>728557835
hello miss Tomoko! is this the morning one?
>>728557898
hello!
>>728557919
There might be a diffrent Seras or you're talking to the wrong person because I have no idea what you are talking about.
>>728557966
This is S mug.
>>728558028
Definitely a different Seras. Is Edgedeath or Rory about?
>>728557966
Hey
>>728557398
Hacked? That didn't happen though?
My Waifu is Squidward I yearn for his touch on my body
>>728558038
hello <3
>>728558093
hello s-mug! are you well?
>>728558101
hello <3
>>728558141
>>728558519
Just sitting right now. You?
>>728558099
I have a hard time understanding that question. But I have only seen a Seras once but he left after I kept claiming her first.
>>728558237
No, luckily not
>>728558141
>tfw you were never really part of the community
>>728558695
>tfw you watched the thread go from waifu discussion to homo hookups
>>728558519
Hola
>>728558519
how are you doing today?
>>728558600
you do a lot of sitting! what do you do for fun?
>>728558695
you can be part of my community! I'll call you my friend!
>>728558791
<3
>>728558880
I'm doing good! how are you?
>>728558770
You made me feel like this.
>>728558521
What's with the revolver? Who the fuck besides me around here would have a wheelgat fetish now that Galil has dropped off the face of /waifu/?
>>728558688
Nice dubs. You must have been gone a while if you don't know Edgedeath. Basically just a super edgy Esdeath claimer people either pretend to hate or actually hate. I can't even tell whether people hate something ironically anymore.
>mfw
>>728558878
There you are.
>>728558695
Comes with being it's most hated anon.
>>728558770
>tfw you watched the the thread going back from normal discussion about waifus and what was truly about waifuis to a drama date fake love hugboxing thread
>>728559085
:o!
>>728558965
I do. Uh watch thread.
>>728558965
I've been less of a shut-in for a day but now it's back to isolation
>>728558984
I don't care about all that Esdeath bs.
>>728558878
Who dis?
>>728558984
I don't remember
>>728558770
>tfw not hooked with a homowaifufagg
>>728559002
Indeed.
Hate is a powerful word, though.
>>728559216
that sounds fun!
>>728559226
ah... did you do anything fun outside?
>>728559231
ö
>>728559377
_-_
>>728559278
It's a meme at this point. I'm not totally convinced the original hasn't offed himself and been replaced with meming faggots like Hunter 2-1 Actual.
>>728559313
And thus the story is lost forever.
>>728559377
Yeah. Not many people know about it.
>>728559400
I... don't know what that is.
>>728559497
do you like play game? watch video? listen music?
claiming Sawako
>>728559377
my good friend invited me over it was fun yeah
>>728559567
I do play games. I already played a good bit of World of Tanks this morning.
>>728559567
It's an upside down -_- face
>>728559483
Yeah I left while that happened, I was gone for 6 months because of drama and came back. Now I've been here for a month already
>>728559483
I'm the original
>>728559616
She's cute
>>728559656
that sounds fun! I'm glad you had a good time <3
>>728559693
ah, yes, I remember you mentioning that game before!
>>728559706
oh
I see it now yes <3
>>728560046
That about covers it I guess.
>>728559759
I've been off and on for a while now. We need a Tanya claimer somewhere in here.
>>728560145
You claim Mercy right?
>>728560217
Always have. I'm pretty well the only one. Some other nigger shows up on occasion but whatever. I was here first.
>>728560046
thanks
I'm just sad it's not gonna happen again for another few months or so
>>728560328
Ok than nice to meet you! So how are you?
>>728560560
aoi hello!
>>728560328
You are fucking retarded
>>728560560
-_-
Hai :3
I just realised how stupid the bake was
Who fucking cares if it's "palm Sunday"
>>728560597
Not horrible. Waiting on a GST and the start of a Dark Heresy sesh. You?
>>728560742
>a nigger
>>728560771
Every bake by Misaki is stupid
>>728560756
what are u doing here
I should set up photoshop to image macro these again :|
>>728560880
I'm inclined to agree
>>728560896
Roomie is asleep and I'm bored :O
>>728560880
I was about to say that
>>728549293
>Steal your mom's ring and give it to her.
Lol sono!
>>728560896
hiyo
>>728560081
that's good though, as long as you have fun!
>>728560145
there is a spooky eyes claimer around here!
>>728560346
still, that sounds like it was fun and I'm glad for you <3