I have a crush on this person Don't fuck this up /b/ Dubs decide

Guy or gal?

>>728541539
Gal

how about you come back to my place and we can watch some anime while my mother makes dinner

"smite solo player"

>>728541633
Waiting for her to respond

>>728541613
She already seems uninterested as fuck but I'm in

How experienced are you with "The Succ", m'lady?

you're like a sister to me, so i thought you would be the first person i could tell. i don't expect you to accept me, but i need you to know this. i'm gay. eat dirt bitch

>>728541711
Noce dudes


After that say

"it will be nice. She'll make you whatever you want AND ill paint your toe nails after it"

>>728541376
So what have you been up to lately?

OP here she keeps typing but deleting the message

>>728541814
bump

>>728541817
Kek reroll

Hey, would you be up for fingering my ass while sucking my cock? I'll return the favor.

>>728541789
Roll

>>728541817
Yes

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>>728541376
Rolling for "Niggers Tongue My Anus" with this pick.

>>728541900
WINRAR

>Skype

just kill yourself already

u r a fgt.

>>728541900
Oh lawd

>>728541900
OP probably bailed like the fag he is, no way he'd do this

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Next dubs decide

my place or ur place?

>>728541376
Do it FAGGOT THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN
>>728541900

Fuck your mother

>>728541956
aw she is autistic

>>728541956
>>728541900
THE GODS OP...THEY ARE SPEAKING TO YOU

>>728541900
Confirmed and if i get dubs too, your next statement is: I'm have aids and I'd like to share it with you

Do u want 2 see my abs?

>>728541900
winrar

>>728541956
We've decided

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Thanks /B/

>>728541956
>I think you are write to the wrong person
get back to school nigger slut, you're the reason why the global average IQ is so low

>>728542088
no problem dude, just glad i could help

Is your mom single?

>>728542088
FUCKING A OP YOU ARE A GOD.

Also dubz Checked

>>728542111
trips have spoken. delivar

Waiting for her to respond before typing anything else

I fucked your dad

After the niggers one, I'm rolling for..

"Has any of your family members rubbed their penis on you?"

>>728542181
this and also "any nudes of him?

>>728542088
jk thought we could meet up and study together. i have condoms.

>>728542181
This

>>728542088
This thread just got interesting. If dubs , write have you ever noticed how dog try to bite you when you put your finger in their arse?

i would like you to insert a cactus to my ear

>>728542221
So close, but the gods say nay.

Dis is a good thread

tee hee! say hi to youtube!

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Oh shit it's Mr Diddlez. He's got two watches on, cuz it's always time to diddle.

>>728542088
I just took a blowtorch to my testicles because the pain is such a sudden rush of adrenaline. If I didn't feel pain, I wouldn't feel nothing.

>>728542300
What a waste

>>728542300
winrar

>>728542304
Kek reroll

>>728541789
roll

No, I am definally writing to you, [ninus]. The true is, I'll loved you for a long time. You have lived in my heart at my highest and lowest points of my life. Please, I can't live without you. Can you please, just give me a chance, come to my place for one night? We'll watch anime together, and then I want to fuck you right in the pussy.

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Well B i don't think i have a chance anymore
This will be very awkward when we meet

Also she keeps deleting her message

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>>728542304
Reroll time

>>728542379
kek reroll

Feel like count back to my place for some violently non consensual sex?

>>728542444
WINRAR

>>728542444
welp

>>728542304
Dubz plz

>>728541900
>>728540966
I'm Having a really good day.

send her ur d

>>728542444
god is real

OP here she blocked me ...

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>>728542444
shit nigger

>>728542444
Supposed to be coming not count. Fuck auto correct.

>>728542402
I think this actually turn out pretty good for you, at this point she will think the haxxor 4chan hax you

>>728542509
RIP OP

>>728542509
Can't imagine why :/

Oh we're from tiger land
A fighting fury we're from tiger land
In any weather you will see us with a grin (OI)
Risking head and skin (OI)
If we're behind then never mind we'll fight and fight and win
Oh we're from tiger land
We never weaken till the final siren scores
Like the tiger of all
We're strong and we're bold
Oh we're from tiger
YELLOW AND BLACK
Oh we're from tiger land!

>>728542509
just apologize to her in person OP, have some balls

>>728542588
winrar but the shows over

>>728542600
What do i say?
Sorry for typing niggers tongue my anus
and for calling you a nigger slut ?

>>728542626
see>>728542532

>>728542588
>>728542600
>>728542611
W(hat)T(he)F(uck)

>>728542626
Well obviously. What else would you apologize for? Trump bombing Syria?

>>728542626
Yes basically, explain the whole "Dubs gets to decide" and be nice when apologizing. It may sound stupid, but really it might save your chances with crush.

>>728542740
telling normies you r on 4chan is one of the worst mistake you can make irl anon

Dont apologize, show her your dick irl

>>728542812
>
Sounds like a good plan

>>728542801
Good point. But then, how can OP explain "niggers tongue my anus"?

>>728542892
>>728542532

Make a new skype amd say u ourminecraft hacked u

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She unblocked me fags
Next dubs decide

wanna hang out?

You know being a white male is suprisingly hard (like my cock)

NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!

>>728543546
Roll

>>728543610
Well here i go again

So yeah, we can go to eat somewhere.
Wanna order take out or I take you out? ;)

Fuck your mother i kill you bitch! I fuckin kill you whore

>>728543684
Roll

I am sorry, [ninus]. The true is, I'll loved you for a long time. You have lived in my heart at my highest and lowest points of my life. Please, I can't live without you. Can you please, just give me a chance, come to my place for one night? We'll watch anime together, and then I want to have delicious dinner with you. We will cuddle in bed all night and then I will shit in your pussy.

>>728543684
Rolll

pls respond

>>728543713
Rolling

>>728543733
Winner

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Well fuck me i guess

>>728543733
WINRAR!!

>>728543733
We have a WINNER

Fuck you i'm better than you, and when i go to bed at night i jack off for a few then bust all over my bed and roll around in my goo

I would enjoy fingerblasting your underage asshole you uneducated nigger.

>>728543774
That guy don't even have dubs you dumb fag

>>728543774
that wasnt even a dubs!!!

>>728543774
Why are you letting morons do this to you OP? In laughing my head off but dang. This is Saunny.

>>728543713
Rollllll

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Well i am at the point of not giving a fuck anymore

>>728543733
WINNER .

>>728543774
Well OP, youre digging your own grave here, dumb fuck!

>>728543713
I would roll for this but change "I am sorry" to "I am sorry for all these terrible things I said"

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xd
unfunny thread stfu

Oh and she blocked me again

I dont think she will unblock me anymore

>>728543962

Good riddance to you OP!

Good job OP

>>728543895
now say "please respond"

>>728541376

Who the fuck still uses Skype for chatting with people?

>>728541376
"Ik wil je neuken"

Believe me i take my gun and fuckin kill you whore

>>728544077
WIN WIN WIN

>>728544077
WINNER

OP here

She just called me and she said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore in a pretty sad voice.

>>728544077
winrar. op is gonna get fined for this :D

>>728544164

You know what to do. Talk to her in person.

>>728544077
OP we have a winner

>>728544072
her dobbel

>>728544262
She blocked me ...

>>728544077
WIN OP take this as last one and then we are ok

https://join.skype.com/vspwZAqoNtaK

rip thread

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continue

>>728544305
Then send her message other way you pussy

>>728544406
2 MINETS PLS

>>728544465
KILL ME

>>728544077
OP we are waiting for that

>>728544077
Waiting for our great winner faggot OP

all these idiots joining and giving away their phone numbers

Tongue punch her fart box

wtf even is this skype chat..