69 decides

I love you too much and it hurts to know how much I just wanna straight up put it up your fuckhole and cum inside and make babies and fuck im jsut fucked up okay fuck me its best if you should leave me alone.......

69

Tell her to fuck off and that she's a bitch

I just really like men

>>728539111
roll!
also check'd

>>728538769
You rolled 69 m8 you know what to do

>>728538939
Roll for this

Listen you cumdumpster, I do whatever the fuck I want

>>728539111
dang, reroll

I've fucked the dog.

Sorry honey... I'm actually in love with you. Do you want to go out on a date?

I love bumholes way too much to really give much of a shit about you cunt.

>>728539205
hahaha this one

>>728539169
Wiener

You're the most entitled and narcissistic person I've met in my life, go away

>>728538769
You want an explanation? Here's your fucking explanation. I try so hard to talk to you cause I know you're a good person but I just can't get over how fucking ugly you are. You're disgusting! I want to be with you because of your personality but I cannot overcome your abortion of an appearance so I guess this is it sorry

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Prepare your anus.

>>728539172
this + "I also don't like your cooking bitch I hope you choke on a corn dog"

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I'm sorry im just so fucking drunk right now

>>728538769
Daniel's are such assholes.

Do you wanna fuck?

>>728539205
this

>>728539169
WINNER

>>728539205
this one please

>>728539288
>>728539352
>>728539302
these three

>>728539205
roll

OP died

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>>728539169
fucking winner OP, don't be a faggot

I am sorry... It is just, well, I really like you and I don't know how to handle these feelings. It is like I am on this edge and I can either be very happy if I just go for it, but if things go wrong, I will lose everything. You are in control of my heart and either make it very, very happy or break it, and I don't like this feeling. It is like it would be better if I just block you out of my mind and ignore you in order to stop feeling this way, but this is just impossible I guess. So please, can we meet up for a coffee or something some day and let me shit in your pussy?

>>728539595
reroll

I will steal and eat your first born baby

>>728539595
reroll

>>728539463
What's that? A pic for ants? Lol

deliver op

Ops a fag.

>>728539276
Rolling for this

"I'm playing with my Dick"

When she replies say "Dick is my 11 year old disabled next door neighbour."

When she replies say "I'm wanking him off."

>>728538769
Text her "its not a big fucking deal, chill"

>>728541075
Rolling for this

>>728538769
TL;DR

>>728538769
I've accidentally superglued my nose to my penis. I need help. Fucking help me Jesus.

I'm so sorry. I fucked your dad.

>>728542984
roll

>>728541953
Fucking roll

>>728539302
A Daniel beat my sister, so I made him a Danielle.

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>>728538769
Honestly, I just want to tenderize your tits with my cock and pour steak sauce all over it so I can slide in between them.

>>728538769
Jersey girl?

>>728543282
rolling

how about a good old titfuck?

>>728543282
re-roll

YESTERDAY MY SHIT TASTED LIKE SNICKERS AND WAS AS NUTTY

>>728543333
Casual quads, no big deal

benis xDDD

>>728543282

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OP, change your whatsapp background to this picture as proof you're still lurking

>>728543282
Show me your tits