What does the pussy feel like when you slide your dick inside one?

like fucking a can of cold ravioli

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wet flesh

>>728536960
Like warm apple pie.

Like salty milk and coins.

>>728536960
Like putting your dick inside a hole.

>>728536960

Actually, like a very fucking warm, wet, pressing hand.

>>728536960
Soft, warm, wet. Hopefully somewhat tight.

Ask her. It is Foxy Di, russian pornstar, aka Екатерина Иванова.

A lubricated flesh hole

>>728536960
Felt to me like a kind of emptiness...the kind of emptiness where youachieve your life's goal only to realise that it was completely meaningless...and by extension, life, the universe, everything is meaningless.
Killed myself there and then.
Left the bitch to clean up the mess of course

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Like a warm bowl of boiled eggs.

Like a bag of sand

>>728537281
Lel

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>>728537322
Nothing like a warm bowl of boiled eggs in the morning

>>728536960
steel wool and shampoo

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>>728537466

>>728536960
Felt like a fleshlight only not as good

Like a meat glove, that's snug and slippery

>>728537129
Wrong

>>728537185
Virgin detect

Like a tonnel rat in Vietnam

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>>728536960
like nothing, because i beat my meat too much and now i can't feel

Salty milk and coins

>>728537733
Jesus was a virgin when he died age 33.

>>728537281
Quit fucking whore's then.

Non-virgin here
Depends.
With a condominium it feels like you're choking your chicken and shoving it inside a buttery finger box.
Without a condom, it's just pure bliss; basically sliding your dick into a...well, pussy. It's not easy to describe, but I'd say it's like you're in a constant TIGHT shower for your penis, only the shower is a tight hole and when you cum the shower recedes.

>>728537801
Virgin detected
You should always fap to conclusion right before fucking a girl.
Don't want to have sex with a loaded weapon, you won't last

>>728537733
I'm not though? Not every pussy is tight dude.

>>728537857
i will die age 40-50, and i will be still virgin

>>728537984
Don't call my high school sweetheart a whore.

Paradoxically I found the whore sex to be quite enjoyable

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Like a bag of sand

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>>728538115
>High school sweetheart
>Not a whore
Pick one faggot

>>728538179
Ok
I'll pick option2 "not a whore" then

You retarded dickless faggot.

Like a steel vice on your cock, with the pressure of a thousand suns, crushing your dick to mince meat.

>>728536960
If they are horny, you would feel something is squeezing your penis. If they are not horny, it feels the same way as sliding your fingers through a slice of jelly.

>>728538318
Then she's not your high school sweetheart niggerfaggot, live with the facts

>>728536960
light a tight condom.

>>728538031
This

>>728538392
I already killed myself you cuck lover

With a Condom- like nothing, barely enough to get you off but it's still fun fucking.
Without a Condom- just intense, so good. Tight, warm and slippery.

Fuck Condoms, they're just shit.

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>>728538581
>I already killed myself
>Thinking cuck lover is a good insult
When you kill yourself again, do it properly next time.

>>728536960
Feels meh

Assholes are way better

>>728536960
Like the inside of your mouth.

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best feeling ever.

protip: once your dick is wet and she's into it she'll get very loose and you can just jackhammer away. try not to, and slowly grind against her front side, she'll tighten back up and you'll get a 110% erection, just slowly tease her like that for as long as you can and she'll be a slave for your loads

>>728538679
>thinks kill yourself is an insult

Kill yourself

>>728537071
Underrated post.

>>728537185
Tight means shes uncomfortable with you anon

>>728536960
Depends on the pussy and point in the menstrual cycle. Most of the time if you lick the inside of your mouth it's like that. But for your dick

>>728538043
Absolutely false. Congrats on your premature ejaculation

>>728538875
Topical

>>728537466
Lel, I didn't know someone actually made a live action version of that post.

theres this one fucking bone in the vagina which i keep hitting and it makes my cock feel like its gonna snap

>>728538899
Nah it means she's a pussy

>>728537071
This nigga grew up when the world was great.

>>728538875
And this nigga knows

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>>728538806
Virgin

>>728538043
Also enjoy having some of the left over cum getting her pregnant if you're raw dogging it

>>728536960
It's warm and there's no friction
You don't feel it very much

>>728539229
smalldick detected

>>728537071
So you sticked your dick once in someone's pie?

>>728537072
Agreed

do a reverse/backwards grip when jerking off to see how if feels.
get lube. put some on your palm and fingers. instead of gripping your dick with the thumb away from the body. do the opposite.

and if you just fuck the hole your hand makes with that grip thats basically what vagina feels like....kinda....

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>>728537322
this is probably the same guy

>>728539447
what the fuck did I just read?

depends on whose pussy. The wife just a warm wet place sometimes nice but leaves you with a hollow feeling afterwards

I met a 19yr old brunette with DDs at a job fair I had to recruit at. I can feel it up into my chest its like our hearts have connected through my dick and the best is its never just one time and just one place or only allowed to cum in the designated "cum spots" this girl takes it anywhere and will do anything. Ive been "picking up extra shifts" but really spending all day rolling around with her at her apartment

Pussy has the power to lift a man up or beat him down make sure your using the right one

>>728539784
Holy fuck my dude

>>728539447
I wot

IT FEELS LIKE QUADS MY NIGGA

>>728540000
Holy shit

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>>728540000
Fucking epic

>>728536960
feels like home lol

>>728539875
I have 3 beautiful children so I wont say i wasted any time with her but I do kind of wonder what I may of given up by choosing to walk down road of life with her instead of another

this new girl though has just shown me what its like to actually live again and not just exist

>>728540000
kek

>>728536960
It feels like putting your dick in a sock surrounded by wet bread

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>>728540000
Nice Quads

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>>728540000
Oh fuck I got it.

Bag of sand

>>728536960
It feels the same as sliding your foreskin.

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>>728536960
Just buy a fleshlight already. It's close enough that you'll know

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>>728540000
Noice

>>728540109
Well man, I honestly would never cheat on my woman but. How do you do it without getting caught.

>>728540394
They will always find out, one way or the other

>>728540000
Well mother fuckers

>>728537057
Virgin detected, pussy feels warm and cozy

>>728540479
:(
Shit. I want to explode inside someone too. Oh well

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>>728540000
GG

>>728540000
Holy fucking fuck

>>728540000
Underrated post.

>>728540000
there is a god

>>728540000
witnessed

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>>728540000
ITS GROWING

>>728540000
hacker

Imagine it's winter. The ground covered in snow. Someboy invites you into a sauna to warm up. They of free you a warm towel and you accept.

Kinda like that, but on ur dick.

Also you have an orgasm.

>>728540000

IT'S A FAAAAAAAKE!!!!

>>728540978
Nah towel is too gritty

Quads part 2

>>728538043

Underage fag detected

>>728540000

wat

>>728537733

>defending yourself

obvious virgin

>>728537812

lol

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>>728540000
Feels good man

>>728540000

Nice numbers :^)

>>728540000
Whattttttt

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>>728540000
LET IT GROWWWWWW
SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS TO THE OTHER THREADS

>>728540394
marriage is a business. You pick a partner you feel best represents and supports your interests and goals. New things are happening its exciting and you guys are best friends. but then it slows down, issues start to arise, and you start seeing a different side of each other things that maybe you dont like about each other. So you go through the arguing and constantly trying to change each other until you either liquidate the assets and resign or (like us) you look at the employees(kids) and decide that you have to keep the company going for them

Thats us we went from best friends to roomates that have hollow meaningless sex, go to friends parties and BBQs and hate everyone because their too happy. Instead of drinking, dancing, and having sloppy sex on the kitchen table we watch a couple episodes of some bland netflix comedy and have sex in bed, missionary, making sure to cum only in the designated cum spots then we sleep facing away from each other

I dont think she cares. I don't think i would if it was the other way around. I keep it secret for the kids and out of respect not to rub her nose in it

>>728541333
checked

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>>728541333

>>728537857
>implying he didn't have children with Magdalene

>>728540000
Someone archive/make this witnessed into a thing

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>>728540797

How the fuck is it underrated? It had like 10 replies before you even got to it.

>kys summer faggot

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It's warm. You can simulate the warmth of a vagina by using BenGay as a masturbation lubricant.

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>>728541333
>>728540000

>>728540137
Praise the sun

>>728541451
oh yes Tiger Balm works the same but Is a personal fav of mine

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>>728540000
REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>728541439
>Implying I'm a summer faggot
>Implying only 10 replies is overrated
NIGGA I HAVE AT LEAST THIRTY.

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>>728537700
He is not. You must be a faggot receiving a lot of anal

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>>728537072
Yep.

>>728540000
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP BOYS

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>>728540000
cool scripting

>>728541451
underrated

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>>728541355
Well there's your problem right there.

You dont just pick a girl that aligns with your interests, but you pick someone who's willing to work at things. You pick someone who would last.

Then your going to fight. Everyone fights. The difference is you look to pull away I stewd of solving your problems. You sell your business, cashing out hoping to recover enough in order to start again. Instesd you should work through the problems togeather and fix the business, making it stronger than before.

Because otherwise your going to fall into the same problems with the next partner. Then the oartner after that, etc etc.

>>728540000
bruh..

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>>728540000
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

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>>728542207
>Scripting
NIGGA I'M ON A PHONE

>>728541355
How many years are you and your wife apart?

>>728538043
>not spreading your seed
Plebian detected
Shooting blanks is not the partition's choice.

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>>728538993
>one fucking bone in the vagina

canker sore

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>>728540000
/thread

>>728542487
MetroPCS= we know who the nigger is here.

>>728540000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I

>>728542237
10 more years till the last ones 18. Im not planning on this new girl to wait around that long but I hope ill find another when my sentence is up

>>728538318
Nice

>>728542498
Same age we knew each other all through school as friends started dating like senior year

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>>728542986
Your attitude is quite literally why you'll never have a fuctioning relationship ever again.

>>728542629
Or beaner

>>728540000
dat way!

>>728543067
No disrespect but ive seen the relationship endgame. Its not worth it watching interest and love and passion slowly wither till its a dried up empty husk only thing keeping it from blowing away is the obligation to not increase the worlds population with 3 more fucked up non functioning adults

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>>728540000
Witnessed oh fuck

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>>728540000
checked

>>728539251
Or druggie

>>728538608
This guy knows.

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>>728537071

WHAT A FUCKING PUSSY

HAHAHAHAH.

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>>728543626
Naw man.

You've had one, maybe two or tree, bad relationships and now have a cyclical mindset when you approach them. You no longer see them as a chance to fight the cold dark and depressing world with a friend, but rather as another distraction in order to keep you from facing the reality that is around you.

You have to work at relationships and find a friend who will work at them with you.

You see the endgame as failure. As some cold depressing existence where the love you once had slowly fades away, while resentment slowly fillw the space where it once was. Because you have this view, you create a self fulfilling prophecy. You'll never lay down the foundation for a good relationship, because you believe it will fall apart anyways. And then when it does, you blame the system, rather than yourself.

But it doesn't have to be that way, the endgame can be happiness, a life long partner, growing old with one another. But you have to work at it, you have to accept that times will get tough, but that you'll work through it togeather.

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>>728540000

CONFIRMED


PUSSY FEELS LIKE QUADS MY NIGGA.

LET ALL THE NATIONS KNOW THE TRUTH.

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>>728544291
ITS
GETTING
HUMONGO

>>728540000
...

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>>728540000
HOLY FUCK!

>>728536960
It feels like a bag of sand

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>>728540000
Put me in screen cap!

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>>728544761
Use a better fucking pic next time

>>728540000
probs mod

either very warm and soft or dry and painful depending on the level of consent

>>728536960
at first if you aren't using a condom or lube, sliding it in is kind of painful for both partners, but right after its all the way in, it suddenly becomes really easy to slide in and out and it's fucking amazing

>>728544953
>foreplay

>>728540000
HOLY FUCKING SSSHHHHHIIITTTTTT

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>>728540000
>be me
>enter holy flower of female
>felt like quads

Best explanation ever.

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>>728536960
You are a viking.
If it is a tight pussy, you're raiding the rich and fertile lands of Brittain, taking spoils and making your ancestors proud, securing a place for yourself in the Halls of the Slain.
If it's a loose, lame pussy, you're sailing in a calm sea, the wind is dead, and you must row, and row, and row some more.

Either way, you are a viking.

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>>728540000
Shieeeeeeeeeeeet

>>728537466
Holy shit kek

>>728540000
Thread fucking derailed

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>>728540000

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>>728540000
W-WHAT

>>728536960
Feel the inside of your cheek with a finger; pretty much that. There's a certain spot, on the frontal wall, that feels a lot like the upper palate of your mouth - you know the rippled part?

>>728536960
vaginal sex: its like a mouth with very very thick lips that are nearly continuously homogenous as you continue to push all the way in. It cant suck, but it can squeeze somewhat. Your dick Likes the warm wetness and enjoys the moist hot somewhat slimy lube that allowed you to enter it fully without tearing it.

anal (with lube): tighter, and with Two sets of ringed muscles (sphincters). A vagina attaches to the uterus which suprisingly moves about a bit. This affords a wide array of angles of penetration and thrusting. Anal much less so, especially for deep penetration, much much less for those new to anal sex.

Anal (no lube) (rapelike forced dry fucking) its like pushing your dick into a hot whimpering resisting set of hands that climg to your dick as you force it in and drag it out again and again. If you pause your dick will become attached to the insides of the person youre fuckinh/raping/angrydryfucking and youll relish the piitiful begging whimpers to begin moving out more slowly- and pushing in less deep or More of everything if theyte into it/discover they like it/suddenly realise their purpose in life

anal (with spit for lube) same as above but less violent and more tendee until the spit dries (is absorbed by their rectum) and you only used the spit to ease access into their sleeping/slightlywilling/totallyvirgin/suprisedanus/submissive's ass and then once the lube is gone the real fun begins.

Vaginal and anal alternated despite Everyone involved knowing bad things might happen (ive done this over a hundred times and the bad thing ie infection never occurred). The vagoo is good for lubing a cock right before anal sex, its natural, spontaneous, and is the perfect method to provide enough frictio for your enjoyment, and enough lube for your partner to develop a thrashing fit while developing an incoherent new syllabary.

Vaginal with a vigin. I dont think ive ever had a virgin vagina that is. Ive only ever fucked women of 19-48

>>728540000
DERAIL

>>728537072
I've slept with many girls and have had my penis in them too. This is most accurate way to feel penis in vagina.

>>728540547
Casual detected, dead pussy definitely feels like a cold can of ravioli.

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>>728541451
Feel good man. Thanks for the tips.

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>>728536960
just by a doll and find out for yourself..

i did !

>>728546131
Pools closed fag

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>>728540000
This made my day

>>728546078

This is oddly specific and detailed

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>>728540000
WITNESSED

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>>728540000

Like sliding your dick between 2 warm steaks

>>728546078
was a virgin until age 22. Anyone not related to me lived over 120km away. I didnt have sex until I fucked the grocer's wife when I trekked into town to get seed packets after my little sister's fucking pet baby moose trampled the garden. She was going to shut down the entire grocery and leave with me, until her daughter finally showed up to keep it open.

>>728536960
buy a fleshlight and run some hot water through it. apply lube and stick your dick in. you won't be able to get closer than that without pay for it

Better than all the combined fapping of your lifetime

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>>728540000
ITS GETTING BIGGER
Original poster of this here btw. Been doing all the screencaps

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>>728540000
OOOMFFFGGGG NICEEEEEE

>>728537281
Anon realise everything is meaningless. Still can't figure out how to treat people with respect and get out of his shell. Gj anon.

Yesterday I turned down a 5/10
Should I have tried it instead guys? I could have told you what it feels like

>>728544163
Good stuff. The problem is finding someone with similar outlook and willingness to work. Call me jaded, but there is fuckall for bitches out there that want to put ANY work into a relationship, or do any changing themselves.

>>728546864
Go for it

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>>728540000
Fucking nice

>>728540000
Checked

>>728536960
buy a fleshlight and find out

>>728540000
( =A=)""
> 0000
( O0O)

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>>728540000
Allah has spoken.

>>728547017
>the problem is finding someone with a similar outlook and who wants to work at a relationship.

Very true, but you'll learn to weed out the bad ones. Try and avoid bars and clubs when finding someone as 90% are bad/just there to fuck or are desperate. Maybe only 10% are the kind you want, but it isn't worth wading through that 90.

Instesd try looking for women in libraries, colleges, sport programs, etc. Those women tend to be the more grounded ones that are willing to work in a relationship. True Country girls are a good example of that too, they have worked on a farm most of their lives, and are willing to put in work in relationships.

Other than that, I've been out of the game for awhile so I can't help you too much. But it's all about finding the right women.

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>>728537071

McDonald's or homemade?

>>728540000
This is what I've been waiting for. Witnessed

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>>728542307
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>>728542197
>>728542162
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>>728541488
loser faggots, how can there be this many newplebs

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>>728540000
nigga whaaaat

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>>728547583
You're just jealous you didn't predict quads. :^)

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>>728547684
I bet math class was out of hand for you guys, its fucking numbers, and it hasnt been funny in at least 5 years

>>728547868
Funny, no.
A sign of pure kek?
YES.

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>>728540000
Check'd

>>728547999
My dude, I'll check you out any day. ;)

>>728547414
depends on how much you pay. the cheaper, the crustier.

>>728548143
We still talking bout puss here?

>>728548143
i humped a vagina that felt like sand paper for $3 once.

>>728548168
indeed.

>>728547999
Checked for checking

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>>728540000

CHEQUED

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>>728547868
Go back to Le Reddit you fucking Newfag.

Or are you OP and just mad cause your thread got derailed?

>>728540000
my god man...epic

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>>728540000
ITS SO BIG >\\\<

>>728546613
my sides have achieved critical mass.
what the fuck did i just read?
this sounds like a cross between little house on the prairie and a day time talk show.
"i didn't have sex until i fucked the grocer's wife"
is the best string of words i've read in a long time.
haha. where'd you fuck her anon? produce section atop a pile of potatoes?
mouth/vergoo/bunghole??
more details are needed.

Bags of sand, same as the tits.

>>728540000
Shit just got real.

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>>728540000
Dem quads nigga

>>728548876
No. Fuck off nigger.

>>728546613
you trekked over 120km for seeds or did you fuck a relative who was married to the grocer? was the grocer your uncle? did you fuck your aunt, anon?

>>728540000
Fucking nice Quads! Zeros too.

>>728546613
Thats not how this works. Thats not how any of this works.

Like bags of sand

>>728548975
Zeros: the most potent of quads.

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>>728549040
This

>>728537466
they were supposed to be hard boiled eggs

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>>728548591
telling me to go back to redd it, but I guarantee if you go on redd it in an hour you'll see "Anon describes what sex feels like.." with a screencap of this, so if you find this funny you belong on redd it not me, retard.

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>>728540000
LET EVERYONE WORLDWIDE KNOW THE TRUTH, THAT PUSSIES FEEL LIKE QUADS MY NIGGA!

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>>728540000
The gods have spoken

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>>728548591
guys im part of the group, we like numbers right??

>>728549758
no

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>>728543040
There's a part of your problem. Neither of you got to go out and experience enough relationships before you both decided to get hitched. Life is only going to get sadder from here my dude.

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>>728549758
nope

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>>728550000
!!!

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>>728549842
not the guy, but just go away already.
take your shitty attitude some place else.
"stupid people! liking numbers and having fun! i'l show them!"
that's you. that's how you come across.
take your angry, closet homo ass over to /gif/ and abuse yourself to one of their many trap threads.

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>>728546655
Include me in the screen cap, my liege!

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>>728550041
guys!!! more numbers! have you ever seen anything as crazy as fucking numbers?!

>>728550110
if thats your idea of fun, you are a literal retard

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>>728536960
ITT: Virgins telling virgins that they are virgins

>>728541939
>i don't know what underrated means so i just say retarded shit.

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>>728550000
Shadilay!

>>728550199
Get the fuck off of /b/ and 4chan in general if you don't like it. What the fuck are you even doing here?

like warm slimy lies

>>728550143
Uh oh leddit fag is shit posting again

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>>728550199
Homo

>>728547868
hang yourself with your own intestines whilst choking on a fat donkey dick

That'd be the high point of your worthless and miserable life.
Genuinely kill yourself faggot

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>>728544291
Who is this? Paige Delight?

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>>728536960
the consistency of pussy juice is the same as raw egg whites. so get some eggs whites, warm them up a lil (dont cook em). get some on your hand and tightly slide it over your dick. now once your get that feeling. it feels softer. thats about it.

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>>728536960
>What does the pussy feel like when you slide your dick inside one?

Like warm OP's mom...