real girl here, ask questions
>>728527761
weak
>>728527761
Ever lick your period blood to see what it taste like? Also, is it true that women like black dick more than white dick?
Oh boy a real life female, dont worry, I'll be the one in the kitchen ;)
How does it feel knowing you can fuck pretty much any guy you want just by being of average looks and available?
proofs with timestamp
>>728527849
we have all done it! it's sorta kept secret obv, and taste like blood
and black dicks are fucking disgusting
>>728527761
Tits and timestamp or gtfo!
>>728527961
Sorry 4chan, OP here, I don't post nude pictures, so deal with it.
>>728528028
>>728527914
tbh, that's not 100 % true
shits hard when you're mediocre
>>728528028
.
Post face then gtfo
>>728527914
The only guy I have fucked was my dad
>>728527761
It has been scientifically proved by the GamerGirl act of 2010 that women do not and did not exist on the Internet.
Explain yourself OP before i send you to jail for fraud!
>>728527761
The "tits or gtfo" thing doens't really work unless the OP gets banned for not doing that.
You're all trying in vain.
..
>9 posters
>18 replies
i feel bad for the guy who googled "tits or gtfo" and is now spamming this thread with it
>>728528305
Fuck that, I'm not an average bitch. Where's you're respect assholes?
All I see on 4chan is bitching about how anons can't get this girl that girl average girl below average. It's cause ALL OF YOU give no fucking respect.
Oh And all this incest shit is fucking weak. Cut that shit out
>>728528509
>>728527761
would you?
>>728528509
.
>>728528509
Is the whole 'not knowing how to use "your" and "you're" ' thing a meme i didn't catch up to?
it's everywhere
every board
every thread.
>>728528509
..
Are you a straight girl? Are you really attracted to guys or do you just tolerate them? We are dirty sweaty doofuses, unless you factor in the femboy thing.
>>728528173
It's only hard if you have standards really.
It's definitely easier to catch dick than it it is to get pussy since the whole game is guys going after girls.
>>728528636
Can you take a printscreen of your "tits or gtfo" folder?
>>728527961
>>728528016
>>728528152
>>728528232
>>728528277
>>728528305
>>728528391
>>728528471
>>728528512
>>728528546
>>728528574
Nice collection fagit
>>728528509
Sorry guys, this anon is a fat neet who needs to get a life and stop pretending to be me. I will provide tits in a second
>>728527761
Do you use coal or are you gas operated?
>>728528754
Alright ill give you time to photoshop a nice timestamp
>>728528742
>>728528581
There, their, they're, it'll be alright.
But seriously, it's a problem all over the intertubes, not just here.
>>728528808
>>728527761
>real girl
Fuck outta here
>>728528704
The sweaty and doofuses are who we look for. At least the ones who stick around. Femboys and eyebrow threading assholes are basically girls behind closed doors. Look for the ones who hug and love you after a dirty work day anon
>>728528509
>Fuck that, I'm not an average bitch. Where's you're respect assholes?
This is exactly why "tits or gtfo" exists, to stop entitled cunts like you thinking you'll get preferential treatment on this board like you do in every other aspect of your life simply because you're female. Either prove you're a "real girl" by showing us your tits, or get the fuck out.
>>728527761
Same
The Internet.
Where men are men.
Women are men.
And the children are FBI.
>>728528857
Yeah but it has to be an inside meme here because i see it all the fucking time.
hell, i see it more here on 4chan than the first time i had visited funnyjunk or 9gag just to see how bad it was
Ain't no fem posting in this thread. It's obviously a fat fucking neck beard
>>728527761
>face reveal
How do I look guys?
>>728528799
>>728529076
Lazy fuck couldn't even post fake tits with fake timestamp
>>728528386
cool
>>728527761
Tits or GTFO sloot
>>728527761
tits/ lewd vocaroo or gtfo
>>728528509
>>728528509
.
OP here, all of you are actually really making me hate having tits atm
>>728529312
if ya dont like the heat
>>728529312
Don't hate the game,
Hate the player.
>>728529312
I would hate having man boobs as well.
>>728529312
>>728529312
I'd be upset if I had man boobs too
>>728528989
I guess it could be, I tend to think it's caused by the flood of right leaning hillbillies that have invaded this site since it more or less went mainstream.
But then I blame them for all the different ways this place has gone tits up from the old days.
>>728529415
Lol kisses
>>728529312
Stfu why do you have to talk about it in the first place? Hurr durr i have tits and vagina now attention ask me stuff cuz i am so special and different because vagina and tits. Fuck off cunt. Being female on the internet doesn't make you interesting.
>>728528870
>>728529480
>I tend to think it's caused by the flood of right leaning hillbillies
Or it could just be a flood of uneducated niggers.
>>728529513
tear.. who broke your heart anon
>>728529483
>>728529631
.
Lewd vocaroo or gtfo
>>728529580
Right, like I said, right leaning hillbillies.
>>728529631
Leaked photo of OP confirmed by NASA
>>728529763
>>728529812
Hillbilly says what?
>>728529776
Sweet Jesus wtf is that thing? That face looks.like my ass when I get heat rash
>>728529631
Don't know... Thank you femanon
>>728529895
OP here, I really do want to help educate ALL YALL
Without exposing my personals
>>728529895
Nigger say hillbilly?
Are you really a girl? Could you post a face pic or something with a time stamp please?
>>728529994
>>728529994
Lewd vocaroo or gtfo
>>728529994
Sorry we don't need lessons in being an attention whore.. k thanks
>>728530036
Yeah, honest to the skies, I am.
But I know how this works.
I'm Not posting shit!
>>728529994
.
>>728530099
Then you can gtfo
WHY YOU HERE ANON
>>728530139
>I'm Not posting shit
Then get the fuck out cunt
The hillbillies dun got their jimmies ruffled.
>>728530192
There we go again with the cunt... just wow
>>728530139
How fucking fat are you OP ?
Tits of GTFO
>>728530176
>>728530251
Anon don't ask girl weight
If you are a girl, surely you know that anything you post will be fap fodder for many of the boys in here for weeks, months, or years to come. Be a /b/ celeb. What have you got to lose?
>>728530220
>hillbillies
See I knew you were a nigger because you said hill-
This is now a get thread
>>728530228
>>728530320
>Anon don't ask girl weight
Ok I'll tell her.. She atleast 350
>>728530320
How many girl weights ?
>>728527761
Whats the best way to ask a girl out? Whats the best kind of first date? I do have a car and cash. Please and thank you.
>>728530453
just grab her by the pussy
>>728530453
Ask her if she has a feminine penis, then pay her the cash and go in your car.
>>728530497
you're not a billionaire, eat a dick and a shit, nigger.
>>728527761
are all girls undercover whores?
>>728530453
>>728530536
>>728530453
While driving to dinner crash the car into a tree, and convince the doctors to say that you saved her life at the cost of your own. Then make a "miracle recovery".
>>728530535
Can I shit on you?
>>728527761
>>728530562
>>728530591
>>728530602
>>728530602
sure, but only to Sam and Dave's Hold On, Im Cumming
>>728530624
>>728530406
>She atleast 350
God dammit Loch Ness Monster I ain't giving you no damn tree-fiddy!
>>728530453
Like there is just one best way to ask all women out. Da hell is wrong wit chu?
>>728528028
Tits or get the fuck out
>>728530453
Anon it depends on how serious you are about this person. If you're really into her
Rule one, Don't take any advice from any of these Fuckers.
Two, you ease in through friendship. You can't be aggressive about your feelings or expectations. That'll just freak her out.
Once you have a friendship baseline then you start flirting. Tell her she has a nice smile, smells nice etc You'll know that she feels the same way if she gives you hints back.
Then you go for it. Ive received mainly dates from texts. And that shits weak. Be subtle. Tell her you know of a really good frozen yogurt place and if she'd like to join. Etc.
Be weary of her reaction after flirting, if she's not into you, you'll catch her off guard and she'll most likely drop the friendship.
Don't go for women worries about your cash and income. They're a waste of time.
>>728530743
Im drunk all the time and wave my gun around
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>>728527761
>real girl here
Fuck off; why even mention this?
Contrary to popular belief; we've all met them before. Most of us are around them every fucking day. You're not doing the equivalent of an ayy lmao contacting humanity for the first time.
You know the rules; pic related.
Butterface femanon here. I won't post my tits, just ask me stuff.
>>728530808
Well if they haven't said yes then you aren't drunk enough, and aren't waving the gun around enough.
>>728530805
Thank you.
>>728530808
>>728530878
You have pretty eyes. Would you like to join me for hotwings and beers at Wingstop?
>>728530805
Sounds friendzoneyishlike.
>>728530805
What if I look like this?
>>728530878
As a butterface; what are your own personal instant disqualifiers when looking at a male as a potential partner?
>>728530805
Fucking fedora friend-zoned cliche advice is that ?
>>728530878
>>728530890
I snort cocaine, so Im never too drunk. Ive killed a lot of people for no reason, tho. Women love monsters, right?
>>728530878
Would you record a lewd vocaroo for me?
>>728530964
At least you don't look like this.
>>728530878
Your hand's fugly too.
>>728530945
I larfed, some old woman calling for that would be immensely amusing.
>>728531051
This is getting too personal.
>>728531011
>>728530867
Wow angry
>>728530965
Shitty character, low intelligence, being allergic to cats
>>728530878
Look like a dude. Bet this is a teap
>>728531116
Id shot you just for being too young.
>>728530965
Butterfaces.
Ain't no want no butterface babies!
>>728531153
>Bet this is a teap
Trap
>>728528011
>and black dicks are fucking disgusting
Good girl.
>>728530878
You look like the beautiful Bowchan, and if you are, Ive loved you for a long long time.
>>728530878
What the fuck do you want to be asked? Tell a story or start an interesting discussion. Don't just show your face and be like "hurr durr questions"
>>728530361
this is how to get lmao
>>728531193
>Trap
Trap thread nao?
>>728531011
Some do, sure!
Look at Charles Manson, he's got bitches!
Why just your eyes? You have petite hands and a nice complexion. Why are you denying your hottie status?
>>728531171
>too young
Nigger I was alive when the fucker Rockso is a riff on was still popular & with his original band.
>>728527761
>How about an actual question from not a virgin neckbeard in this thread.
So OP how do you feel about the preferential treatment of women in society and the current nonsensical 3rd wave feminism actively fighting for gender quotas and against males getting a say in their children's lives or shelters for male rape victims?
>>728531236
Awwww yesssssa
>>728531114
I know, I'm always losing my skin when methed up.
>>728531273
Van Hagar always sucked
>>728530878
>>728531125
Because /b?
>>728530965
Confidence is everything. Someone can look like a beluga but if they wear their integrity on their sleeve, women won't care about the physical.
Cept CUNTS
>>728531279
So when is the non virgin gonna ask a question?
>>728531279
Shots fired! Shots fired!
>>728531361
Act confident, of course.
How could I miss this, I'm so fucking stupid and worthless.
OP describe yourself
>>728531392
don't worry babby, you may get engaged someday, till then enjoy your trap porn and lolis.
>>728529776
Yes, there are more chins out of sight
>>728531279
why so emotional anon life not real
>>728531361
Then you wake up, ass-crack's all sweaty, gripping the pillow tight, and still no woman likes you.
>>728527761
tits or gtfo
You know the rules.
>>728531570
Don't make me cum baby
>>728531688
>>728531654
Naa I keep the room cool and keep a desiccant packet in my drawers to keep my crack sweat free.
You guys are derelicts. There is a woman in the room who asks for questions and you douchetards take swipes at each other instead. This is why you will be basement dwelling losers forever.
>>728530878
I heard you became a vet. Good for you.
>>728528011
>and black dicks are fucking disgusting
confirmed for not being a girl
>>728531750
>>728531813
>>728531827
maybe some don't like em
>>728531924
Hillbillies mostly.
>>728531688
We all know you only last a minute so finish up you cum guzzling faggot, my dick isn't gonna suck itself.
Okay OP, give your address, we'll believe
>>728531813
>Woman
No timestamp. No tits. It's a man you faggot. I bet your eating this neckbeards lies like the fat fuck you are.
>>728531813
.
>>728531813
>woman
>I'll just take his word for it that he's a womab
>>728531998
>>728531813
I'll have you know I live in the attic !
>>728528509
You came using gender for attention, then are butthurt when people want to verify.
Tits or gtfo is submission that the only interesting thing you are doing is having a vag.
Anyone play Breath of the Wild. Haven't decided yet
>>728532018
Men can have tits too!
Really just need proof you arent a dude, tight yoga pants or something? Eyes can be lies.
>>728528016
Hello. Im not OP but a real girl.
>>728532106
My mother lives with ME!
>>728528938
This.
No vag advantage without submitting your body.
>>728532145
Let's see them utters then
>>728532190
You're a demigod!
She posted a pic. It was very vague, granted; but she looked very feminine. In the meantime, you tards are beating each other off.
>>728532179
Sieg Heil Genossin!
>>728529513
This
>>728532179
That's hot! Sharpie in pooper?
>>728527761
I GET IT!
Now that I've FINALLY proven myself you fucks
>>728532179
State your business ma'am.
>>728532179
Nice shoop. You forgot to edit the exif data tho
>>728532311
The fuck you talking about?
>>728532179
Wow. Super heiß.
>>728532226
I didn't say I had them..
Because I don't.. not very big ones anyway.
>>728531279
>>728530878
OP answer my question, I'm rather pissed at the whole thing because these fucking gender quotas cut state funding for research so now my fiance (a woman) needs to change jobs, risks dropping out of her MS program and we're at risk of not affording rent in a few months.
Hell, open question to all femanons; Do you think 3rd wave feminism/ SJWs and the push for gender quotas is actually helping anyone?
>>728527761
Will you post tits with time stamp or will you gtfo
>>728528509
>"respect me on 4chan even tho i didn't tits or gtfo! PLS ANON PAY ATTENTION TO ME I NEED ATTENTION I CRAVE IT I AM A REAL LIVE GIRL I SWEAR"
twat
>>728532179
Your 4's seem to be sagging, or have downs or something.
Nice breasts though.
>>728532179
Let me see your benis
>>728532179
Why you sign say Schwuler which is German for gay man?
>>728532443
U small penis? Yessss small penis
>>728532534
Because thats the plot twist because I'm a german girl.
>>728532393
I hate those captchas, I skip the draw ones.
>>728532560
>>728532589
>I'm a german girl
You mean trap with benis?
>>728532589
You into poop stuff like most germans?
>>728532604
Lul luv u anon kiss u anon
>>728532643
fuck off the timestamp was real but nobody cared so I deleted it.
>>728532660
You want that I shit on you?
>>728532560
I'll have you know, I have a ten meter long doodle.
>>728528509
>you're
your
>>728532708
>fuck off the timestamp was real but nobody cared so I deleted it.
What's wrong you mad you got caught you stupid autistic fuck
>>728532708
lewd vocaroo pls
Hey anon you're important
I saw your timestamp. These guys are just more into circle jerks than actually meeting real women.
>>728532931
>>728532708
>You want that I shit on you?
No just curious.
I will watch you squeeze your butthole or fuck your ass though.
>>728532931
>meeting real women
That's the problem it wasn't a real woman and the timestamp was fake as fuck some be fucking stupid
>>728532963
Women don't really like to get ass fucked anon
>>728532963
You can do that. thanks.
>>728533002
Tell that to my wife she requests it regularly
>>728532993
Hand over her face, written on her hand looked legit to me.
>>728533002
>Women
I suppose you have a notarized document allowing you to speak for them all.
>>728533052
Than she's a fucking WHORE
>>728533002
Wut? Nigga you crazy hoes love when you run up in they booty and lick dat ass
>>728533002
Some do, usually takes some work to turn a girl into a buttslut though.
>>728533120
I know and I love it. Hahaha
>>728533003
Great, take a video of your ass, lets see it.
>>728533061
Wrong timestamp we were talking about the nude with boobies showing
OP I understand the meaning of your post. Sorry you ran into such a clusterfuck. Such is /b/. Gotta crash.
>>728533185
Wow hope you don't have daughters that will be thought of the same way as your slut wife
>>728533243
Thanks anon zzz
OP......tell them you'll show tits if they count to 5. Days of fun there. Derelicts.
>>728533243
Make sure to crash fatally anon . xoxoxo
>>728533284
I'm trying to be insulted but honestly I just don't give a fuck because I have a great sex life with with a woman who takes care of my needs. Stay jelly
>>728533339
>Derelicts
K, who let grandpa on the computer again ?
>>728533459
Well let's hope she's not taking care of anyone else's needs
>>728533284
I hope he does.
He should too, everybody should have an enjoyable sex life without guilt!
>>728533459
And we sincerely believe you, anon
ITT: Shitty thread where faggot OP doesn't answer any questions and craves attention like a shallow whore.
>>728533284
>daughters that will be thought of the same way as your slut wife
do you fuck your daughter's in what ever country you are from? what are you muslim or something?
>>728533684
Time to take out the ass plug my friend
>>728533669
OP is a man anon
>>728528857
yore correct sir!
>>728533747
well when you finish taking out your ass plug come back and answer the question ok. I'm not into what ever wierd shit you got going on
>>728533823
Where did I imply any gender, OP is a faggot, OP is also a shallow whore. These are not exclusive properties here on 4chins
>>728532133
I've played it at my friends place for maybe 30 hours. Really good I wish I owned a Switch.
Still waiting for video of german girl's asshole.
I'm sure it'll be delivered any minute now.
>>728529312
There is a good reason for tits or GTFO. It's for your and our protection. So many fake guys pretending to be girls, it's the only way to be sure. You don't have to tell us you're a girl either, but if you want to be taken seriously ,as a girl* on this website Better be prepared to post tits and timestamp.
>>728531827
Ahaha the guy is filled with cuck culture