Wife's passes out drunk and I'm bored. Suggestions?

Kill yourself infront of her nigger

Sharpie in pooper

Bust a nut on her face

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>>728526785
She's out cold

show tits

>>728526845
This

>>728526880
wash your hands

Finally an delivering OP. It has already been said: Sharpie in pooper. You know it has to be done

draw a dick on her face in marker

>>728526845
No sharpie but heres a pen

>>728526861
Thinking of doing this

>>728526785
Do you have any kids?

If so, have sex with them.

>>728526785
Pen in the pooper

Put dick in ass hole

boobs

Put 3 fingers in her asshole and give her a hitler mustache, post proof

Give her a nice glass of water and go to sleep

Feet with puss please

>>728527148
This has to happen

>>728527148
Bump!!!

>>728527209
Gtfo faggot

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>>728526887
Had to roll her over.. She woke up a bit but is out again. She loves waking up and hearing about this shit

>>728527081
Nah.. I'm an antinatalist

>>728527292
Still waiting on that shit mustache, I bet she'll love it.

Fuck her ass then bust in her mouth

>>728526785
Dress Her up, than tuck her into bed.

>>728526785
lay her on her back, spread her legs and get us a nice clear shot of her pussy

>>728527235
She loves ass play.. I'll try

Dick in her face

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>>728526785
wash your hands you filthy asshat.

clear ass hole pic please op

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>>728527373
Best I could do

>>728527377
Finger her ass then put finger in her mouth gently

>>728527292
passed out blowjob? errr snorejob? finish down her throat

>>728526785
Give her the good ol' pearlnecklace

feet. soles

>>728527292
nice, now OP show a good pussy pic

>>728527490
Artists gonna art

>>728527541
I would hit that

Give her good night kiss

>>728527541
Leave a handprint on her ass

Kick her out of bed then ask for a divorce

>>728527541
Cum on her ass homie

>>728527541
Put your fingers in

>>728527541
you can do better, open her legs a little bit

Jizz in her hair and face

>>728527674
Yes, cum in her hair

Cum on her titts

>>728526785
Blast her in face with piss. Upload the reaction.

jack off and edge,
wake her up and jizz on her face the moment she opens her eyes

>>728527541
show full body

no face if you don't want to

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>>728527599
Artists still have the ability to wash their fucking hands.

Fart on her back, bare-assed, flesh on flesh. Make it rumble.

cola light and mentos in pussy :D

hihi

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>>728527664
She's wet as fuck

>>728527554
Seconded

>>728527870
Spread that pussy and let's see her gaped

>>728527870
Staple her cunt flaps together

>>728527952
This

Fuck that shit

>>728527870
Cum on or in this bitch let's move it along

>>728527966
Holy shit dubs. Deliver OP

>>728527870
Finger her

>>728527209
The real mvp

>>728527870
nice, exactly what i wanted.
lick her pussy until she wakes up op

>>728527870

Wash those sheets bro. Did she poo in there?

>>728527870
Very nice man! I have a boner and love this shit.
Now you can cum on her hairs over the pussy!

paint pepe frog on her butthole

>>728527641
Top kek

>>728528148
kek

>>728526880
I know that ass!

fart in face

Roll her off the bed and wash your fucking sheets. I bet she would be surprised to wake-up in a clean bed.

She would love to hear about it in the morning I bet.

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>>728528148
........... so OP?

Shoe on head

>>728526785

Go to a strip club and then get some Del Taco.

Start a live stream how you cum on here!

pee in pussy

>>728528287

This.

Why are people so disgusting?

>>728526880
That's cool. I paint warhammer too but my mom makes me wash my hands.

Shove her finger deep in your ass!

OP slip a finger or two in

>>728526880
What army do you collect OP?

Paint a red target bulls-eye on her chest then take a nice dump on her and try to leave a nice coiled mudsnake as close to dead center as you can.

Then take a pic. She says anything, say it is art. Profit. Create a series perhaps, "Drunken Human Toilet" series. Every time she passes out you soil her for arts sake. I see a gallery opening in your future. Wine and Cheese plate man. Fuckin sophisticated.

FUCK HER

Put some fingers in there

>>728527554
thirdeded

stab her in the stomach with a knife from the kitchen, multiple times

piss on her pussy then blame her for pissing the bed in the morning :D

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Hard to get full body

>>728528830
>shitty scratch tattoo
dropped for fucking aids, fuck off

>>728528830
at this rate she's going to be sober by the time you post the next pic.

>>728528830
now show usthe side view from the right vantage point..

>>728528565
Beats me man. I wash/change my sheets once a week. Same with cleaning my bathroom, though always picking it up and kitchen.

Being a pig is not for all, but certainly attracts many.

She is not fat at least. Yet.

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>>728528830
>ART tattoo
What kind of artists are you guys?

stroke her clit
make her wet
then post face

>>728528287
>sleeping naked
>clean bed
these sheets are covered in a snail trail nigga

>>728528830
Fart tattooed on her ass. Now that's hot.

>>728529046
What's snail trail?

>>728529093
It's when a girls butthole gets aroused so she farts blood

>>728526785
Wash those filthy hands

SPIT IN HER ASSHOLE

>>728529010
the art of fart

draw a cock on her face

>>728529256
> this

>>728529256
draw ?

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>>728529010
Art is dear -r. Mutt

Wake her up with a pinch to the face then hug her and tell her she was having a nightmare

>>728529093
it's when a girl gets arouse and she drags her ass over all the rugs while having an aneurysm and shitting poopie all over

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put sharpie in pooper for art.

finger her asshole then rub your finger on her lips and under her nose

>>728529412
jesus christ just cut that shit off with a knife
what the fuck are you waiting for

>>728529505
Fag

Sharpie in pooper. Hurry up op.

>>728529544
Dubs confirms

>>728529536
CUT IT OFF NIGGER JUST FUCKING GRAB A KNIFE AND START SAWING

>>728529412
Christ, how are you not fucking ashamed of that sheet? Do you guys just shit all over the bed, smear it about and let it air dry?

Fucking disgusting.

>>728529412
more ass

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>>728526785
Got her nipples pierced last month

wash your fucking hand

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>>728529412
>Art is dear -r. Mutt
What the fuck does that even mean? I was trying to make the thread a bit more interesting by asking questions, but, apparently you'd rather just have the 12 year olds make poopie jokes

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Stop showing pussy pics and shove a pen in her ass

>>728528830
stick dick in her

>>728529634
Show face

>>728529634
shame. looks terrible

>>728529613
>agree
>>728529599
>its a nice pussy faggot

>>728529634
>last month
they're not healed nigger i bet she doesn't even wash them properly
enjoy your infected nipple holes

>>728528270
So says everyone ever

>>728529675
draw a smiley face on her anywhere you want

>>728529691
it's roast beef nigger i'd make a sandwich out of it if you sent me the shit you cut off.

also some dude piercer bro fucked your wife while he touched her nipples to pierce them. cuck.

>>728529675
stick dick in and sharpie in pooper at the same time

make a coffee and steal milk from tits :O

>>728528411
Where? Will consider

Lick asshole

Sharpie in the asshole OP

Siphon a turd out of her asshole

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this entire thread

go to sleep with your face buried in her asshole

siphon a fart out of her asshole

hold a lighter to her asshole and wait until she farts so it will ignite.

>>728529841
kek

I will see a livestream of her. How u show off her body.
Can do this op?

>>728529841
NO hold a lighter to her asshole until it melts together and then she never notices until later in the day when she goes to poop and it never comes out

>>728529841

this but hold the flame to her asshole instead.

let her sleep you cocknugget

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>>728526845
>>728527020
>>728527121
>>728527124
>>728529544
>>728529650
>>728529752
>>728529782

Its not delivery, its just op

>>728529889
Hey, OP here. I'll stream my wife in a minute; wait until I post the link. Setting up a cam now.

Make a roast beef sandwich with those lips yo

ja jaa use superglue in anus

cut a little slice off of her cunt flap and taste it.

>>728529971
Nice man!

cut her open and when she stops squirming eat the poop from inside her intestines.

>>728526785
file for divorce

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>>728529971
Post and I'll join

what a loving husband you are

>>728530116
>paint everywhere
>including on wife
dropped

>>728530116
Nice. She seems really wet?

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You need to wake her up and wash your bedding together. Then, take a shower and go back to sleep in a nice clean environment. Y'all are a couple of dirtballs.

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>>728530110

slowly carve away deep patterns in her skins, making sure they are all linked together. After this is done make sure she is conscious and slowly pure alcohol and salt in the open wounds.

Knock her out, take her to hospital.
When she wakes up say youre worried, along with her family.
Pretend she cut herself, dont stop.
Watch her have a mental breakdown

>>728530083
Why wait until she stops squirming?

>>728530154
It's all consentual

>>728530179
that's because OP is full of shit and she is awake and playing along. probably into posting her body publically.

>>728530222
idiot... everyone knows the poop doesn't get suck worthy until the victim is completely dead.

>>728530231
dont you mean

youre putting the sensual, back in non-consensual

Fuck her

BALLS ON FOREHEAD

>>728530236
She takes sleeping pills

>>728530236

So fucking what? Enjoy it.

>>728530319
I take sleeping pills. I still know when someone is sucking my poop out nigger.

>>728530185

Husband and wife bonding experience

>>728526785
Fill her ass with marbles and wait until she needs a dump.

post face

>>728530319
I take sleeping pills and would still wake up. I mean it's fine you want to put on a show, but, anyone that isn't a retard knows what is going on.

Post her feet or asshole!

>>728530319
Sleeping pills don't put you in a coma dumbass. Now tell her to stick something in her asshole.

>>728530548
heh. i like shit talking like the rest, but when i take sleeping pills like ambien or xanax i forgot everything and blame my mom, i'm 30 years old, for drinking my soda and i fucking hit her. You might know what's going on at the moment, but you don't remember shit.

>>728530605
Agreed. Ambian makes me basically drunk, and keep a mobile phone away from me on that shit, but if someone started playing with my dick I'd wake up.

>>728530503
Not sure, but I think OP said she was drunk too. My gf has gotten drunk, smoked a bunch of weed and taken a couple sleeping pills. She passed out sucking my dick, I enjoyed a lengthy oral session and came. She didn't recall much after a certain point.

>>728530503
We also drank and took a bunch of other shit tonight.. She keeps waking up a bit but then is back out

>>728530605
ambien is fucking trouble.

OP paint her asshole blue, wait till it dries then fuck it and take photos. Maybe give a braveheart speech.

show her feet please

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Any more reasonable requests?

>>728530871
stick something in her asshole

>>728530732
>I'd wake up
nigger that's what i said
but if you've been taking ambien for more than like 3 weeks that shit isn't even working anymore so your opinion doesn't matter.

>>728530871
Srick sometihng in her ass

>>728530866
She hates her feet and would be pissed if I posted them

>>728530871
paint brushes in asshole

>>728530871
Show me the mini you've been painting

>>728530871
you fucking nigger i said stab her that shit is reasonable as fuck STAB HER YOU FUCK

>>728530871
>OP paint her asshole blue, wait till it dries then fuck it and take photos. Maybe give a braveheart speech.

is reasonable as fuck

>>728530871

Tongue on asshole. Do it.

>>728530871
let's be honest how do you even get a wound like that? fuck a black guy?

>>728526785
shove your hand upwards her asshole if dubz

>>728530871
You've already had a bunch and don't do them so I'm done wasting my time here.

>>728530871
Cum on face

>>728530871
sharpie in pooper faggot

>>728530917
>She hates her feet and would be pissed if I posted them

She won't know?

show her ears

>>728530871
moar boobies plz

>>728531085
second ears. i wanna see cum on the lobes if possible.

>>728530871
Put a dick in her mouth

>>728531083
She's awake and playing along obviously. The reason none of the requests get filled is because she's a boring cunt that won't put anything up her butt

dick in passed out mouth is good

Wash your fucking hands, Cuck

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>>728531155
goddamn it you are right

also checked

>>728530871
What's with the paint?

>>728530871
Anything in pooper

>>728531155
honestly i dont even know what op sees in her
a real fucking tosser... as in toss her into the garbage because she's a shit wife.

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>>728531045
agreed. OP clearly is a fag with no balls and didn't take extra steps that she had a few more drinks or pills to ensure a completely passed out wife.

>>728526880
Orks? Or eldar

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>>728531089

Paint brushes in asshole. There is not other request.

Put your dick on her lips

>>728531415
bro. it's been like 3 hours since you started the thread. she's cold by now. the shivers have woken her up.

>>728531343
>>728531367
It's amazing to me that someone could have a nice looking pussy like that in their bed, and still be a complete faggot... but OP managed to do it.

I bet if he does a good job posting her, he'll be allowed to watch the F1 race today.

>>728529914
Kek

>>728531428
>>728531428

>>728531479
she was never out. she's telling op what to do. he has to ask approval because he's a little bitch. he carries her purse

>>728531155
I keep missing requests because I'm trying to fill a few.. It's a delicate prosess... He keeps coming to then I gotta wait till she passed out again

>>728531567
shut the fuck up and get a sharpie in that asshole

>>728531615
No. It's not enough at this point. That sharpie better have blood on it at this point.

>>728527554
schfiftyfifthed

>>728531567
I bet your artwork sucks too

Show us you getting inside of her... Or a cream pie

>>728526785
Finger her asshole

>>728526785
Be a proper husband and don't do anything without her consent.

>>728531415
nice, thnx

>>728531695
read the thread. she is making all the judgements here. op is just the little bitch posting what she'll allow him too.

>>728530871
Put cock next to her pussy and pic it

>>728531509
>f1
>artist

se eh loko chupo o cu dela cagado

>>728526785
Open pussy and take pic lookin in

>>728531695
Seriously. THIS. do not be a piece of shit. I will donate $500 if you go out on the street and get a hobo and bring him back to your apartment and have him pretend to be you while he fucks your unconscious wife as you paint warhammer figures.

>>728531767
Point taken. She'll allow him to suck off her bull today if he is good.

Spread pussy

Fuck her OP

show her lips

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>>728527554
Seriously, this. Wtf man. How hard is it to abuse your wife? All women secretly want this from time to time from their husband/boyfriend.

>>728530871
balls an the fucking forehead

>>728531790
OP is a fag

>>728531960
jesus fuck... at least apple had balls unlike op

>>728530871
pee/pour water around her crotch to make it look like she wet the bed

pour gunshots into her

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>>728527005
This.

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>>728526785
Grab her ass like an animu girl and take a photo

Just fuck her already

OP is a fag

stick a finger in her pussy and take a pic of her whole body showing legs ass and back

>>728532441
+1

New thread

where the fuck is the livestream

>>728526785
I used to fuck my girlfriend in the ass while she was passed out drunk... *But she was also taking a drug called Seroquel because she was a bipolar bitch and was NOT supposed to mix the 2..... Seriously, I probably would have had to drag her outside if the house caught on fire!!

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>>728530871
Give her an enema and take a photo of the liquid dribbling out her buthole.

Stick a pen or your dick in her asshole

Put some damn clothes on her.

>>728532692
reroll

>>728530871
Feet OP, post her feet (tops preferred)

>>728532692
Reroll

>>728526785
What the fuck man did you just have a fingerpaint session?

okay, we're done playing here. it's time for kek to step in. post 47 gets to call the shots. the shots being what name she calls as he rapes her with a sharpie and she poops and the tops of her feet are shown.

>>728532779

no, soles!

Trying to cum on her now

>>728532936
Trying? I already come as soon as i see my gf naked kek

>>728532923
topkek

>>728526785
Send a photo of her full body

>>728532927
Don't have nothing against soles, I like them too, but tops rules man, at least for me

>>728530871
lick it

put your penis in her asshole and let it Digest.

>>728530871

spread butthole open a little?

>>728532923
rollz

grab her like a sixpack with open hand to show stamp

>>728533140
close enough OP's wife calls out NIGGER while he rapes her

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>>728532936
Any preference where it lands?>>728532936
>>728532936

Stop showing your "wife" to other people, if you can call this a marriage at all, you cuck

>>728533195
hopefully in the same sink that you wash your hands in

>>728533195
pussy

>>728533195
Face

>>728533195
feet (tops)

>>728533195
i don't know why i have to say that twice. wash the fucking sheets!

>>728533300
dubs
>>728533332
fuck you were so close

poopie on a blanket and poop face cum yay!

your sheets are gross

face probs is best

Stick her hairbrush inside her pussy if she's really that wet.

>>728533398
be a good guy and plug these long hairs for me please

>>728527870
clean your fingernails, dude

>>728533464
yee

>>728533297
do it now

Start having sex with her, record it from the moment you enter, try to make her orgasm while she's still sleeping. If she wakes up, you lose. Post the video as a webm

Put her hand on her clit like she's fingering
Take picture
Share
Be a hero

I rubbed my finger on my asshole and am pretending to smell hers looking at the pics of her shithole.

>>728532652
Roll

>>728533642
>make her orgasm
Underage virgin found

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Old one but a goody

>>728533683
That is nasty

>>728533683
kek

>>728533868
the fact that you tried to have sex and failed to make your sex partner cum doesn't prove that making a woman have an orgasm is impossible

>>728530185
This

Show her feet!

>>728533868
did it once with ex wf. second try she woke up turned on & rubbed herself.
No chance to do it if she's drunk though

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>>728533683

OP, you live in utter squalor with a perfect pussy. Kudos on the uber-fine frau, but clean the fuck up, cuz damn!

lube and rub

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>>728534306
Her puss tastes amazing. Licking pussy is one of the best parts about sex

>>728534306

a little more spread? like a inch us there any poop in there

>>728534319
Honestly life is shit, we're all just pretending to know what's going on and everyone in authority positions is doing the same. Best we can sinus love and fuck and not be ashamed of our dirty human existence.. The sheets are clean but stained. I hope you stain yours too..

holy shit op came back

you better fucking paint her asshole blue you faggot

>>728534759
This. And don't tell her, just see how long she takes to notice.

>>728534904
Perfect turd cutter, you should really brush the crumbs off her butt cheeks though, and the hair.

>>728534904
stick two fingers or your dick into her ass op

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>>728534904
She loves getting fucked in the ass

>>728534904
pull those long ass hairs off.

>>728535001
so shove it in
who cares if you wake her, shell love it

Anyone want to tribute this her? First anon to get it in chooses where I cum on her