Ask the Great Deer

O great one, shall I cease my chase?

>>728520465
Is she avoiding me

>>728520576
But she still likes me?

Will o eber find a game that i will play as much as Lol?

will this question ever be answered

>>728520465
will i get a gf this year

>>728520632
Why

A?

Or B?

>>728520465
am i an animal abouser

Will I ever get laid

>>728520465
Will I get with the cute girl who knows my name?

>>728520465
Am I'm going to?

>>728521000
Will I ever get laid

If I were to write the numbers for and purchase a maximum-redraw ticket for a lottery in the next month, would I be the sole winner of that lottery's jackpot in the span of time the ticket is valid?

>>728521045
WOULD I WIN THE GODDAMN LOTTERY IF I BOUGHT A TICKET TODAY?

O Great Deer, will I ever fuck a trap and make her preggo?

>>728521087
Fine.

>>728520465
Is Op a gigantic faggot?

Will I become rich within 10 years

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>>728521087
Nice...

Will this week be better?

>>728520465
Will trump be president of the United States of America in the year 2016

should i masturbate

Will i bone a chick from work?

is whitney really an m&m?

Should i say fuck it tonight

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Will I graduate?

>>728520465
Will I graduate college?

>>728520465
oh great deer, will my pointless existence come to a violent end?

>>728522467
Really?

>>728522469
Oh great deer, will I ever stop hating minorities?

will i ever get a gf?

>>728520465
Hey Great Deer, will I be able to fuck a trap in the somewhat near future without my fiance knowing?

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>>728522576
It's a man

>>728522631
nice. Thanks Great Deer.

>>728522576
will it be the one i am thinking of?

>>728520465
Will I get them tomorrow?

Also, is she coming soon?

>>728520465
Will I get accepted to masters in philosophy?

is it doomed to die?

Is it all worth it?

Does she like me?

Are your great abilities real and unplacebous, or do you sometimes accidentally answer fittingly to the question, causing people to to superstitiously believe you actually have supernatural abilities?

>Inb4 people REEing to me about long words

Oh great deer, should I give up?

Does she like me

Should I leave her?

So should I kill myself?

Do they know what's coming

>>728520465
I'm going to get a b in chem

>>728520465
But you gotta work hard at right dearie?

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Will Kek's infinite chaos bring in the light to our world?

>>728520465
Will I become a trillionaire?

>>728520465
Will i?

>>728523899
lol, ur chances of suicide are 1/100, but your dubs are 99, what could that mean?

will i fail my genetics exam?

>>728524641
I'm going to become a trillionaire you plebs

am i depressed?

>>728520465
is the future looking ok

>>728526092
u sure

>>728526101
u sure

Will the world end soon?

>>728526161
are u really sure

>>728520465
Will I get a gf soon?

>>728526200

>>728526176
You can change it

>>728520465
will my life be good in a month Great Dear?

>>728526225
Actually made me laugh

But tell me Oh Great Deer, will I actually get to go the sand dunes tomorrow?

>>728520465
Will I get banned for this post?

>>728526311
thank you Great Deer

amm i a realll lppapa

does she like me

Will today be fun?

Am I getting that fucking job?

Does she loves me?

>>728528094
Reroll

Will I lose my virginity with some one how I know righr now?

>>728528238
In this room?

oh great and amlighty deer when she gets here will she be dumb enough for me to take pictures of her without noticing?

Oh great deer, did I roll a one?

GREAT DEER THE WISE, ARE THY TRAPS HOMOSEXUAL?

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Traps gay?

>>728520465
Would you?

>>728529070
..you cheeky bastard.
I asked: would you?

>>728520465
Will I ever have sex?

Is she worth it?

>>728529126
FUCKING WHAT.

>>728529140
Ok then. Will I ever have sex, O' Great Deer?

>>728529166
AAAGHHHHH.
FUCKING WOULD YOU??

>>728529156
She doesn't like me anymore?

Does she like me?

>>728529212
WELL FUCK YOU TOO.
UGH

Is she GF material for me, and will we have sex?

does she loves me ?

>>728520465
roll

SBV ?

is he gonna leave me ?

Will I get ma girl?

Is my dick big enough for a whale?

Will my next suicide attempt be successful

>>728520465
Will I find a girlfriend within the next year

>>728530077
>never
FUCK! I was afraid of that

>>728520465
Will /b/ ever stop falling for the "femanon here" bait?

will biotoys be a thing in my life time, oh great stag of wisdom

Dear Great Deer is my death near?

Will I get ma girl?

will i die in the next week?

Will i pass my exams?

Will I fuck Carl in the next 3 months?

>>728520465
Should I text the girl I'm seeing?

>>728520465
is it over between her and i?

>>728531215
reroll

does she like me??

will I lose my virginity before I hit highschool

>>728520465
tits for tots and rolls

will i be a virgin this time next year?

>>728531670
welp

>>728520465
will I get laid this summer ?

will i fuck her?

>>728520465
Am i to be prime minister of my country?

will i die alone?

will my cock get sucked this summer?

Oh Great Deer. Should I rise from my bed and go have some breakfast?

>>728520465
Should I go for it, oh great dear?

>>728531880
As you will.

Will I get a girlfriend in the near future?

Will I get a hot chick this summer?

>>728531903
Well you're right. But does she love me?

will i make it ?

>>728531950
reroll. Does she love me?

>>728531980
>>728531950
um... reroll again. Does she love me?

>>728531899
I didn't ask about my chances stupid motherhumpin' deer. I asked if I should go for it?

>>728532010
>>728531980
>>728531950
Uhm... rererereroll. Does Iriana love me?

>>728520465
Should I go take a shit?

>>728532080
Reroll

>>728532034
I'LL CHILL WHEN YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION, STUPID DEER! Should. I. Do. It?

>>728520465
Does she love me?

>>728532120
Fuuuuuuuuuccckkk yoooooouuuuu deer!!!

>>728520465
can i into a school?

>>728520465
oh great deer should i masturbate now?

>>728532049
Well that doesn't really answer the question. Is she attracted to be more than in a friendly way?

>>728532169
Fucking deer

>>728532209
Well. I guess I should fucking give up. Thanks

>>728520465
Will I eat something that shouldn't be eaten by a normal human?

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oh great deer should i message my ex tonight?

>>728520465
Should i kms?

>>728532184
GODDAMN CUNTIN' MOTHERFUCKIN' DUMBSHITTTT DEER! I'LL CHILL WHEN YOU TELL ME WETHER OR NOT I SHOULD GET MORE BEER!

>>728532184
chill, bro

>>728532336
But what?

will I get fucked at the exam tomorrow

>>728532375
>>728520465
Dude cmon

>>728532405
Kek

0
Pls tell me, will i find happiness in the end?

>>728523328
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>728532339
This, again?! Fuck you great deer. Fuck you.. More alcohol? yes or no deer? It's not hard you stupid furry creature

>>728532492
Oh.... Well... Damn.. I'm out anyway.. Night stupid deer

>>728520465
Great deer, am I a nigger faggot?

will i get the outcome I want?

>>728532344
Kek'ed and check'ed

but there will be issues?

If i put 6 bananas up my asshole will it hurt?

>>728520465
will i get rich?

will I ever get married to a cute gril

Will I make it to May without Fapping?

Do I have inner strength?

>>728532895
>>728532935
>>728532975
kek

Should I kill myself

>>728520465
Oh Great Deer will I smash?

>>728520465
am I going to achieve my goals?

Will i ever be happy?

Should i kms

Should i killmyself

>>728520465
Does she still want to be with me?

>>728534350
again

>>728534365
Great Deer plz

>>728520465
OH GREAT AND POWERFUL DOODLE DEER, WILL WE ALL PERISH IN THE FIRES OF WWIII?

>>728520465
Sometimes you're weirdly accurate.
But will I get food poisoning tomorrow?

Will I be happy in the future?

Oh great and powerful deer, will this world become one with anime someday?

>>728520465
Will i become a millionaire this year?

Should I ask her?

Will the jews fall in the next 10 years?

>>728535260
As you wish great deer

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>>728535300
Stop fuckn around m8 this a serious question

>>728520465
Will i get a gf?

will i ever touch her legs

>>728520465
Am I immortal?

>>728520465
Is Carly actually the one for me? I feel like she's just twisting my nipples when she talks about marriage.

Will i get bussi

Am i gay

>>728520465
Will things ever be ok

>>728520465
Is there going to be world peace?

>>728536047
Just tell me

>>728520465
Am I gonna roll dubs ??

>>728520465
should I find a job?

>>728520465
should i sign the contract?

>>728520465
will i get laid today?

>>728536370
Do i actually need to do this for a year?

>>728536061
It has spoken!

>>728520465
Will I ever?

>>728536406
better i wouldnt?

Yo, great deer, will I convince my religious girlfriend to have sex with me before marriage?

>>728520465
Are traps gay?

>>728520465
Should i just quit?

>>728536570
Rolling again for the same thing

>>728536581
are you sure about that?

Will I ever be able to be near cas

>>728536622
im talking to myself arent i?

>>728536656
With I be able to hug her

>>728520465
Yoooo does this girl like me?

>>728520465
Does she still of me like i do?

>>728520465
Should I come to work tomorrow?

>>728520465
Will i find another i love?

Will I ever be with cas

>>728520465
Well I get into college

Am I in trouble with the girl

>>728536832
Reroll because wut

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>>728520465
Will I end my battle with solitude?

>>728520465
will i get Melanie

Is it OK to fap now?

Reroll

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>>728536920
Madam, will I end this battle?!

What about an escort?

>>728536011
rekt

>>728537010
So is that a no?

>>728520465
Will this year be a good year for me?

Is my cock big?

>>728520465
Will my crush choose to date me despite me looking like sloth from the goonies, also will it happen before travis

Well is it big or not!

>>728520465
did she like me?

>>728520465
will i git gud

>>728537111
3 ones ! looks like you are in luck anon

dont fuck me over, is my cock big?

>>728520465
Should I pursue Julia?

Is it ok to make new friends?

>>728537140
kek

>>728520465
So, do I get to?

>>728520465
Should I stop watching porn?

>>728537184
this is to great

>>728520465
Should I move out of my house tho?

>>728520901
Faggot

>>728520465
will i find another job soon?

Will I get it back?

>>728520465
Oh thy Great Deer, will I fuck Fleur?

>>728537727
:(

>>728520465

Will I ever have kids?

>>728520465
When will I start my new job?

Will 4chan die soon?

>>728520465
Can I sit on you?

will she loose weight

>>728520465
will i get rich?

Does she hate me?

>>728538030
does she hate me?

Will die alone b0ss?

Will my dick grow 15 inches?

>>728538135
too fat to die alone - that's sad

>>728520465
Is there an afterlife?

>>728520465
am I gonna die virgin?

Am i the ugliest person in town?

DO I HAVE AIDS??

Can I get rich?

Has my ex ever loved me

>>728520465
will i get a gf by or during summer?

>>728520465
Am i gonna see her again

>>728520465
gf?

>>728538333
FUCK, TRIPS SAYS IT DOESNT MATTER, I NEED ANSWERS GODDAMIT STUPID DEER

>>728520465
Am I doing alright at work?

>>728520465
Should I fap?

>>728520465
Is she really interested?

am I gon fucc dis ho?

>>728537912
Why, you look so comfy?

>>728520465
Should I do it?

does she want me to come back ever

>>728538618
Will do, Great Deer!

>>728520465

Do I have autism?

>>728520465
will I pass tomorrow's exam?

>>728538405
Is this AIDS-test FDA approved?

Does she still loves me ?

Will I become a wizard?

>>728538767

Thought so

>>728520465
Do I stay with her or get with another girl I know

answer me clearly please

>>728520465
rush B?

>>728520465
Will I ever have another day like that with her

>>728520465
will i ever fugg a Milf :DD

>>728538990
:D

Does she like me?

>>728520465
Will i be successful in all aspects

>>728538879
bad advice

will i get de pusi within a month?

>>728520465
Will I ever accomplish my goal to become a rich oligarch and start ww3?

>>728520465

Should I fap today

>>728539221
congrats man

>>728526315
HAHAHAHAH

Oh great deer, will she ever again?

>>728520465
Should I try it with them?

Should I just focus on making money?

>>728539960
Reroll

>>728539608
Thanks! Need a job? Pay follows in 10 to 20 years, but dude, it's gonna be worth it.

>>728540005
That doesn't make sense.

>>728520465
Could life kill me?

>>728520465
will it ever be like I want it to be

>>728520465
I wanna fall inlove man. Please soon, I want my life to come together again and I want to fall inlove again please.

Am I gay?

>>728540044
Naw m8! You fucked up! I asked 1 fucking question and you fucked it up!

>>728520465
am i able to clean it with a cotton bud?

>>728540120
re-roll

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>>728540120
>>728540169
fuck

Should I get back in contact?

>>728520465
Will I ever be happy?

Should I go for it?

Will i get a gf dis year?

great deer

>>728540426
she is ugly?

is george negus going to be a meme this year?

>>728540466
BUT WHAT CUNT

>>728540481
i agree

>>728540498
so hows the kids doing?

>>728540529
what a shitcunt answer that was

>>728540575
yeah is that why they call you the great deer?

>>728540618
fat cunt

Will she love me again?

>>728540682
yes

>>728540706
yes but yes

>>728520465
Am I gonna get at least a credit in all my courses this semester?