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God-Tier Cheap Food Thread post shitty, cheap, unhealthy food

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God-Tier Cheap Food Thread

post shitty, cheap, unhealthy food that you cannot ever have enough of even though you know it's gonna give you the cancer

pic relate
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Totinos party pizza is americas favorite party pizza
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>>728515762
That was pretty good, but this shit is even better
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>>728515887

Forgot to site my soures:

>the box
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>>728515892

20% more bacon but the same taste as 20% less bacon? Adding bacon doesnt increase the bacon flavor??
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>>728515962
kek, nice pick, and nice source
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>>728516178
damn im' getting hungry as a mother fucker
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bumping for more god tier
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>>728516083
It used to be made from concentrate
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>>728517827
>concentrated bacon
with extra pulp?
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>>728518625
Nigga that shit is $8
You can get two mid-tier store brand pizzas for that
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>>728515895
Yes
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>>728518732
$6, where do you live?
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>>728518732
ur right, my bad
that digiorno in particular though has some god-tier flavor that's unmatched by the knockoff
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>>728518891
NH
Upon reflection I'm thinking of the stuffed crust ones
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>>728518625
The mini ones go fucking nuclear in my colon. I think it's the sauce. I don't even microwave them. I straight up bake them for 21 minutes. The regular sized pizza doesn't even do that shit. I think they use different sauce.
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>>728516452
love those
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woops nearly forgot these bad boys
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>>728518984
Them stuff crust ones are kinda good. But they arw pricey considering.

I actually ASKED for lil Ceasars last week. That deepdish is fuckn good. Once again pricey cause they know theyve gotten better. Fuck those hotnready
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>>728515895
100% beef sphincter.
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>>728515762
Idc what anyone says. These lazy shits are tasty
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>>728515895
These are so fucking good while you're eating them, but then almost immediately after you're done you regret it and even more so the next morning. Then you don't buy them again for a year and dem cravings work back up. Also neat thread
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>>728519688
hot n ready is shit but not if you get a couple packs of the garlic butter with it and absolutely douse the shit in it to cover up the cardboardy taste
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>>728519798
Try not eating an entire pack at once.
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>>728518940
Fuck Sams choice... You gotta fuck with those non frozen pizzas from the deli... The big ones that are like $8...but can feed you for like 3 days... Those are so fucking good
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>>728519878
Plz no bully
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kept me alive through first year university
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>>728519597
These are fuckin crack
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>>728519792
It's just a pb&j nigger. Make your own. Put them in ziplock bags if you want to carry them around in your purse. PB&J good as fuck though. Don't get me wrong.
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>>728519874
thread needs more ramen, good call

>>728519921
oh dude, i used to go to Sams back in the day with my mom and they had the deal where you got a HUGE fucking piece of that pizza and a 32 oz free refill soda for either 2 bucks for maybe even $1.49 i dont recall

god damn those were the best of times
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>>728519870
Save those garlic sauce puches and dump them in some instant mashed potatoes. Best fucking potatoes.
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>>728520066
If you watch Amazon you can get for cheap as fuck with Prime shipping. Also, checked
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That's the kind of shit you amerifats declare as tasty? Disgusting.
As an European i wouldn't touch any of this even for money
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>>728520370
Im British, cunt
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These motherfuckers I could eat almost every day.
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>>728520370
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>>728520196
That is like the best pizza ever. So cheap too. Big ass slice
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>>728520277
I get them VAT free from my uni so I'm all good :^)
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>>728520218
Excellent idea fatman. I keep mayonnaise and hot sauce packets in a cup next to my bed. Now garlic sauce will be near by
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Do you niggas even know?
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>>728520488
Bruhhhh. I was about to post them junts. I'll make a sandwich outta them right effin now. And those frozen twice baked potatoes
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The absolute top-tier
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The ultimate in cheap, shitty, delicious food.
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>>728520196
I was actually referring to the take and bake pizzas but oh shit man yeah those slices and a drink were the shit too
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>>728520370
With euros in a decline what money ?
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>>728520747
Ikr? So fucking good. How do you make a sandwich out of them? Put them on a toasted bun?
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>>728520488
HOLY FUCK I forgot about these little pieces of heaven. Holy shit dude I'm so hungry now this thread is dangerous
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>>728520684
Whatcha got there, friendo?
Any pointers or tips for me after i can acquire them
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nigga anything banquet makes just tastes like warm.. matter

i think i had macaroni and a brownie and couldn't tell the difference.
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>>728520879
Na they've really stepped their game up the last few years man. Their chicken patties are super decent and they're cheap af
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>>728520862
Wal-mart frozen food section my man.

Also, depending on your wal-mart they have these refrigerated calzones that are fuckin' dank for $2.50
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>>728520817
lol just 2 piece of bread and lil mayo?. I can literally make anything a sandwich? Idk i just think if i got meat and cheese it might as well be a sandwich.
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>>728520760
Bring back the cheeseburger flavor, you niggers!
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>>728520954
P sure thats actually the very definition of what a sandwich is man. Anything can be a sandwich if you're hungry or high enough
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>>728520943
But how do i eat them? Hot sauce? Oven cooked? I need a walk through so i don't ruin the first batch
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>>728520954
I just figured since they're already breaded, putting more bread on them would be redundant. But you do you brah.
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>>728516095
those things are disgusting
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You guys don't even fucking know... This shit is so fucking bomb. Keep your eyes out for it.
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>>728520943
Calzones for $2.50? Fuck, going to have to remember that. How big are these things?
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>>728521058
Dumpster of hot sauce, salsa, nacho cheese, etc. They're surprisingly good out the microwave if you can't wait. Otherwise oven will always be objectively superior.

Pairs well with pictured:
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>>728521189
that shits' everywhere bro, but yes, it's good
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>>728515762
This stuff right here with toast and non-american butter
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>>728520939
okay man ill take your word for it.
but i was really fucking insulted last time.

Nighthawks were the fucking shit years ago. now they downsized everything and tastes no where near as good as it used to.

If im going to pick up a TV dinner because im exhausted after work, it's goin to be a hungry man.

I discovered fast fixin chicken nuggets and i have to say they are the best i've ever had. no gristle. none of that tiny hard chunk shit you occasionally bite into, which pisses me off. they have flavor. there's plenty of meat, and it's not like 50% batter as other brands have it.
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Aw man, I might go to my corner store and get some cheap as fuck food
Should I post process and results /b/?
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The only hotpockets that are good.

Are the ones with out meat. Just like 4 cheese or something
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>>728515762
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>>728521327
The fuck is American butter?
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>>728521200

This is them. 8 oz. Maybe two would be good if you're a fat slob like me, otherwise one is certainly good.
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>>728521248
I wish these microwave rice things were better. They have a weird plastic taste to them.
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Not cheap but these bad boys here.
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Apparently God has advanced atherosclerosis.
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Lord help me
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>>728521370
this
they also warm up better
but those bastards are always picked over whenever im at the store
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>>728521415
Amber? I promisw you naming shit that she put me on
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>>728521243
Winning answer. God fuck I love these things
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>>728521422
Get the Lundberg ones. Organic with some top tier risotto flavors. Fuck uncle Ben and his spooder nephew
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>>728515762
Think this is the equivalent of $6

>>728521408
http://www.thekitchn.com/whats-the-difference-between-european-and-american-butter-229135
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>>728521327
My Dollar General used to have the ghetto brand, 3 for a dollar. Not bad either
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This thread is PURE FUCKING WIN. When i was a teen and didnt know about nutrition all these foods were my shit but i was a fat fuck. Now that im an adult i cook everything fresh and im fucking miserable.
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>>728521496
Can't stand most little debbie stuff but I can't buy these often or I would go obese. I'm ashamed to say how long a box of these would last.
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>>728521555
holy fuck that looks god tier
trips checked
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>>728521506
Hell yea. I even called them assholes trying to get the ones i wanted ordered. They wouldnt. . The closes place was like 1300 miles away. "The Croissant Pocket 4 cheese". They were awesome
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>>728521555
The more you know about butter I guess
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>>728521622
shit you guys opened a can of worms with this Debbie shit
pic relate : the definitive god tier Debbie
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>>728521622
I can't eat any of those snack cakes but ill kill a box of nutter butters. Only ones i can stand
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>>728521622
Oatmeal Creme Pies make me moister than the cookies they use. Fuq.
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>>728515762
hmm looks a bit like my cock....just think about that next time you have one of these down your throat...
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>>728521622

in college i used to eat a whole box in one go

I was jacked then so it was ok

in my 30's i havent bought a box in like 8 years or else i'd get fat
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You can feel the cancer forming 20 minutes after eating one of these bastards, but 2 weeks later I always get another.
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Bump
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>>728521825
omfg Landshire here we gooooooooo
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Learn to cook you worthless buttmunch gutter faggots
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>>728521722
not to say i dont like american butter btw, just different horses for different courses.
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I highly recommend.
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>>728517688
That's mamma Luigi to you, Mario!
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>>728521913
No I understand I just had no clue there was even a difference until I read that article.
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>>728521905
why would we learn when theres all this dank shit for cheap
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>>728521928
It's fucking good. Quick too. Fuck that poek shoulder for 4-7 hour cook time . Gimmie this!!!
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>>728521905
i know how to cook : fill the kettle with water and put the burner on high
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>>728521905
Shh. More resources for us in old age.
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If you had unlimited supply how many could you eat?

I could probably eat 10 or 12
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This thread hurts me. Actual physical pain.

You guys call any of this "cheap"? I've seen much of these in walmart and it's all expensive and fancy to me.

For a year and a half I have done good to survive on 20lbs bags of rice and dried beans, at 2 cents an ounce and 4 cents an ounce respectively.

Sometimes every other month I treat myself by buying some cans of cream of chicken soup at about 5 cents an ounce to mix in with my beany rice, or I get some beef ramen at like 30 cents per package for variety.

God I just wish I could afford bologna and bread and mayo for a week, I would cry tears of joy to taste meat again.

I envy every fucking one of you
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>>728515762
Frey Bentos steak pie in a can. Total reprobate tief food.
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These are like my favorite thing.

It's 4 servings for 2 people, but I always eat the entire thing and then have horrible diarrhea.
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>>728520756
holy fuck i forgot these even exist
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>>728522174
Not with the amount of taxes food/obesity related illnesses will cost you.
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>>728522211
Bless your heart.
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>>728522211
Interestingly, no one cares.
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>>728522211
The fuck went wrong in your life?
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>>728522211
i legit laughed out loud

your life is pathetic and miserable. please, for you own sake, tie the noose
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>>728522211
buy some spices and grow some veg. You know, or contribute to society and get paid.
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>>728515762
the only thing worthy of cancer
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>>728521777
Lucky trips checked
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>>728522174
Why would you want to live to old age? So you can feel your bones going hollow?

I have no intention of living past 60. It's long enough to reasonably experience life, and young enough to dodge the cavalcade of health problems that come from being fucking old. Not to mention watching society get more and more retarded.
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>>728519874
my disposable nigger
>>728522381
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>>728522209
I've put away a 6-pack box before, after that I was fucking tired of them. Frosted blueberry for me too
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>>728522381
entry-level normie-tier college-freshman cancer food

christ have some dignity and at least eat a different flavor
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>>728522211
Nigger, you're on the fucking internet. Can't afford real food but here you are on a Mongolian basket weaving blog. Stop RPing about being poor.
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>>728522211
Get a job you worthless faggot
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>>728522421
ah, the classic poorfag reasons
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>>728522503
Your mom is entry level bitch
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>>728522211
sink your teeth into this faggot
6 quid from local takeaway
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>>728522552
Enjoy your kale panini, I guess?
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>>728522381
Ooooh yummy, the worst flavor. Nice pick faggot
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>>728522647
I will. Enjoy your early death, I guess?
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>>728522209
Oooh blueberry.

I was always partial to cherry myself, but blueberry's good too. Microwave it for like 20 seconds.
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>>728522381
Why do people like ramen? It's just pure salt water and makes you feel horrible afterwards. It doesn't even taste good. I'd rather go hungry
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This fucker right here. Chop up a brown and serve link from >>728515762 and add it in for additional shitty meat goodness
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>>728522655
>this much of a pleb
Yu must like oriental flavor.
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I win the thread.
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>>728522490
I really like the cheap no name brand better. Anything but frosted strawberry.
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>>728522710
Drop a couple eggs in while you boil the noodles, then add cheese when it's finished.
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>>728522710
Because of independent people who are actually working towards a degree instead of pursuiting a neet lifestyle and mommy's basement....
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>>728522609

It's 9am and now i want a kebab, thanks
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>>728522891
No you stupid faggot. You literally ruined it.
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>>728522737
Beef and shrimp
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>>728522699
Anything but the frosted strawberry ones. And i put mine in toaster cause i like the sound it makes
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>>728522710
It's hot and salty and takes 3 minutes to prepare in a microwave. Also $0.20 per pack.

Spaghetti would be preferred, but spaghetti involves boiling water and actively monitoring it, then straining and adding seasoning or sauces. It's more delicious, but kind of a pain in the ass.
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>>728522967
>even worse
kys
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>>728522209
But why those when these
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>>728522948
9.20 actually, but yeah im rough today and needing some grease.
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>>728522509
My neighbor has wifi that I get just enough of a signal to browse 4chan on my shitty outdated phone that was a gift and barely works. My time on the toilet doing this at 3am every morning before I leave is all I've got to keep me going.

>>728522337
Medical bills and debts I have to give 95% of my money to, for my mom and my sister, is where I went wrong.

I could tell them to go fuck themselves and eat well again, I guess.
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>>728521362
yes yes yes
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>>728515762
Just baked a pizza.
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>>728522891
That basically turns it into Cambell's Chicken Noodle.

Which, granted, is fine. But eeehh. I mean, if you really wanna add to it, add green onion.
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>>728523060
Meh. Not saying i wouldn't destroy those. But they cost more for less. Never had the blueberry might save up to try them
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>>728523091
wait, what makes them biscuits?
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>>728515762
Ahem
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>>728521382
>Fucken right cunt
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>>728522609
That looks like fucking shit
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>>728523242
Not a bad choice tbh although makes u feel like a fatgot afterwards.
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>>728523117
Nigga yo sad ass just bout ruined this post. Go eat some rice and let us fat out
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>>728523242
Fixed
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>>728515762
These niggers here
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You get this and you add a blob of peanut butter and sriracha. You can find them for 12 for $12 if you watch Amazon. Best soup out there.
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>>728522909
I can't even tell people that it's worth it.

I got my degree 4 years ago (STEM) and I can't find a job for shit. I'm more likely to become a manager at Target than to actually bust into my field unless I'm willing to be an unpaid intern for years in the hopes that a permanent position opens up in a field that has extremely low turnover and is too new for people to retire from, become a "people person" within a company that works in my field and yell at people all day instead of actually doing the thing I went to college for, or moving literally to the opposite end of the country (and I don't know if you know this, but America is very very big).
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>>728521622
Oh my god this shits so good
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>>728523214
Lol no idea. They taste biscuity. I like em! nice and nasty
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>>728523326
Now its fixed
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>>728523341
Just kill yourself, shit tier taste buds.
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>>728523214
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These are so fucking good.
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>>728523117
Pimp them out is the only answer.
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>>728521622
How long?
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>>728523257
yet you post a fucking rustler burger, a chewy microwave burger made for cow scrotum.
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>>728523060
Not enough frosting. The white shit is the best part.
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>>728523400
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>>728523364
Do you like Pizza?
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>>728523326
Awww yessss. Never hadem. We can never afford those. But i keep my eye out on em. 1 day 1 day
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>>728523474
I throw that shit away
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>>728515895
Can't eat this shit for some reason, I throw up everytime
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>>728523432
Only out of the toaster oven though. Microwaved they're shit.
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>>728515762
this is on sale in tesco
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>>728523542
Thats a reasonable reaction, really.
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>>728523214
Is this one of those brit/american cultural gulfs?

In america, a biscuit is a fluffy, savory, buttery bread often served warm.

In britbong land, a biscuit is a cookie.
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>>728523300
That wasn't my intention. I just wanted to point out that even this stuff you guys call "cheap and shitty" is like food for royalty to some.

In the same way, the food I eat is royal compared to being homeless or not having a job or any money at all.

It's all relative. There's always someone jealous of what you have even if it feels like you don't have much
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>>728515892
>100% real bacon
>20% more bacon

was it 80% bacon before?
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>>728519597
Best nuked Taquitos I ever had
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>>728523364
Wow you're so common. *sarcasm*. Why don't you include the fact that you probably didn't pick up any relevant extracurricular activity/clubs or how you failed to get a 3.8 gpa average to stand out? You think your degree makes you stand out and desired yet its' your performance that actually does. No one wants to hire a mediocre engineer.
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>>728515762
Pasta and sauce

>>728522209
depends on the flavor, cinnamon- maybe 20
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>>728523589
Jesus Christ what? It's a pizza made of candy. Are there adults in our world anymore?
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>>728523400
!!!!!!!!!!!!! My head damn near exploded. Make one of those brain meme things with these.
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>>728522718
yes
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>>728523542
I throw up out of my ass when I eat them. Worth it though. It's cleansing.
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>>728523630
No
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>>728522909
I live alone
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>>728521496
>>728521622
>>728521742
Little debbie is too good, it's dangerous. I can eat 6 cosmic brownies in one sitting.

Christ im stupid.
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>>728523566
>not making them in your deep fryer
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>>728523675

Desert pizza. Less retarded than it look
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>>728523624
You can be one of those monks that only eats rice and water
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>>728523724
>It's cleansing
>shitting all the fluid out of your body
>cleansing
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>>728523672

I live off this shit for lunch during the
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>>728523675

I couldnt believe it when I saw it, but to be fair we also coat our pizzas in batter and deep fry them so I shouldnt be surprised.
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>>728523826
Orgasmic
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>>728523659
It has more to do with the fact that there were 250,000 graduates in my field this year.
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>>728521825
There are packaged burgers? Sweet jesus, half our economy is fast food burger joints. Da hell do we need this for?
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>>728515762
I like how so many of these american foods have to state that they're 100% of something. It makes me think US food regulations must be pretty fucking lax.
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>>728523826
Yeah, bro. They're is NO way all of that yellow liquid is supposed to be in there.
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>>728523846
During the what?
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>>728522718
Holy shit my dick is diamonds
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>>728523798
I need one. Have one in my Amazon cart but I'm too pussy to pull the trigger.
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>>728523966
I think he just had a heart attack mid-sentence.
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>>728523966
Bombing of Syria
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>>728523874
I feel bad for people who went to uni before they started their careers. I ended up going at age 30, so by the time im done, ill have a degree and 10 years + experience in engineering. It;s really the way to go tbh.
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>>728522220
god that looks good.... :P....
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>>728523874
You're so fucking dumb. If you're too stupid to do the potential job growth/salaries and blindly go in to a degree, you deserve to be minimum wage/ or ast food manager.
>petroleum engineer
>Aerospace engineer
hell even
>computer engineer
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>>728523874
Why don't you go to a Fred Meyer or something and pocket the candy.
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>>728523966
maybe, he's not allowed to talk about it...
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Oh God, this!
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>>728524076
IT is booming if you're willing to do what's needed. don't need to be an engineer, get an IS degree and you'll be alright
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>>728523874
No one would notice if you swiped a couple grapes from a grocery store.
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>>728524034
How do you even get considered for a job without going to uni? My specialty is antennae design, so I suppose getting a job climbing towers for installation?

My grandfather got a job at IBM back in the 70s or 80s by lying about his qualifications and then playing catch-up, but that seems like a risky move and he had a military career to make him look better.
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>>728523998
Do it, you will thank yourself after you make your first batch of mozzarella sitcks.
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>>728524187
Wtf is that
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>>728521327
Mods
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Only 3 dollars per box and i stocked up
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Picking up dinner from the gas station
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>>728524379
>/thread
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>>728524363
I'm a bigger fan of the potatoes and corn than the chicken. Like, just give me a big box of the sides.
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these.
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>>728524385
You can see the cancer in that one.
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>>728524434
The corn is the best holy shit
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>>728524301
A cheese pizza. Do you feel it?
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>>728521777
Trips of truth
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Getting 5 jr. Bacons
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>>728524200
Ha. Preparing for a future that will be as common as A+ cert. I'm good. Don't be crying when you lose your job to third world countries.
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>>728524263
Well think about it like this. Employers expect previous experience, but it doesn't need to be (youre applying for a design engineer job, so you need experience in desing).

I did 5 years working with machinery at a maintenance level with the merchant navy then 5 years looking into how the machinery is made plus organizing the projects to do so. None of that is design, but they are things that MUST be taken into consideration when designing (like placements of welds). This is the experience they are talking about, entry level technician jobs.

For you, you could even look at working on oil rigs, they do a lot of harness work. And then say 5 years later, you have that relevant experience. Im hungover AF so sorry if it doesnt make sense.
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>>728524449
Mmmm yesssss. Don't eat a homemade one your world will never be the same
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hmmm
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Banquet is slowly killing this country
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>>728524576
Id make a nice sandwich out of that. +1
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>>728524585
i make them home made all the time. i know they're garbage but its a big bite of ricotta and tomato for 85 cents. i can deal.
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>>728524379
>300 calories
You're in the wrong thread.
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>>728524691
Hey it's me your brother!!
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>>728523483
> Fucking KEK
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>>728524263
also, i REALLY recommend you join an engineering institution as a member, for me its TWI, dunno about your industry but there will be one
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>>728524684
The fuck does inspected for wholesomeness mean?
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>>728524765
Thats a mistake I just keep making
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>>728524765
I just want the bottom part of crumbs
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>>728524765
my grandmother used to always have a barrel of these when i was a kid. i remember watching swat katz and bucky o'hare with a barrel of these between my legs. the nostalgia bomb is real.
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These are fucking amazing
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>>728524561
Thanks for the info. I'll have to look around and see if there's anything that doesn't involve a 3000 mile commute. Much as I abhor the idea of living in Atlanta, I could tough it out for a couple years if the money's good.
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>>728524969
Yeah eat get a good job so you can eat some cheap ass texas toast
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>>728515762
>child hunger stops here
>child obesity and diabetes starts
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>>728524684
I never microwaved the chicken properly but I'm too much of a neet to heat it more.
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this frozen food of the gods along with their 25 other different flavors
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>>728515762

>God-Tier Cheap Food Thread.

Banquet Chicken Pot Pie

$0.98 if purchased at Walmart

$0.05 is what I paid each, bought 700 from a Chinaman I know who pulls the expired meals from stores and is supposed to drop them at a landfill, but he sells some of it to guys like me. I have 5 chest freezers in my garage, filled with expired frozen dinners. Good to be me.
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>>728525032
I will legit eat an entire box of this by myself.
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>>728521243
This. For the love of God, this. I've not had one in years, and this picture just broke my heart.
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>>728525074
you sneaky motherfucker, i need to find me a chinc and buy a chest worth of banquet
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>>728524616
do farmfoods even exist anymore?
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>>728525041
My dude. I always had the salisbury steak

>>728524385
It may have been cancer, but Big AZ never let me down
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>>728525074
I'll buy like 5 of these at a time.

2.50 apop is a bit much, but they're sooooo good.
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>>728523446
If I really wanted to, I could down the box in one day. As it stands, usually 2 days. I can't buy them often or I would be more fat than man.
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>>728521382
I ordered a case last month and ate it in 4 days

Im never buying these again, worse than crack.
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>>728522381
not going to lie the pork ones are a guilty pleasure. i usually buy mi goreng for my ramen but pork maruchan is a shelf staple for me.
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>>728524969
no worries mate, good luck with the search
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>>728521292
god tier indeed
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>>728525235
Did you figure that out all by yourself?
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>>728525200
explain
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>>728525044
those are so fucking good but got the next day you pay for it
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>>728515762
jimmy dean turkey sausage tastes better than pork sausage and wont make you fat.
Thank me later
im not a memester either, turkey bacon sucks ass compared to the real deal
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>>728525224
Pork is a smelly flavor. I don't understand people who enjoy the smell of pork.
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>>728525320
Tina is a cruel mistress
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>>728520756
Holy fuck read this green text flash back.
>senior year of hs
>do acid with best friends hick friends visiting from shitissippi
>house was low on food so hit up wal mart to find a way to feed 5 growing bois
>buy like four or five of these
>devour all of them like 4 hours in
>fast forward 30 hours
>ass erupts worse than st Helens
>feels like one of those fifty gallon water balloon is emptying from my anus
>feel organs shift back to normal
Mah god almost forgot
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>>728525235
Chicks love heart disease faggot
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>>728525338
What? Are you Muslim or something?
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>>728519870
Dude you can make this shit at home. Just make pizza dough and put some baking soda in water and put that shit on the crust. Voila pretzel crust at home.

Same thing if you just wanna make pretzels
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>>728525235
This is why noone sits next to you at lunch Micheal
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>>728521382
muh nigga i posted this >>728525224

without even seeing your post. i order the variety pack from amazon. the beef and lime and hot and spicy are god tier.
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>>728525235
I like how this faggot went and clicked on all these posts just to feel like a smug asshole.
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>>728525200
How do you literally eat a whole case in 4 days? I am a poorfag and really only eat asian noodles for a my meals. I eat 2 per meal which usually consists of 2 packs per meal either fired or soup based and can't even eat a whole case in 4 days... How much do you weight....?
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>>728525235
I think he's on to something!
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>>728515762
I don´t know why Germany can´t make trash food without a cultural diss by relating the trash food to a certain culture or land or continent...

Chili cheese nuggets, though. I could powder that shit to inhale it directly.
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>>728520370
as a european who has access to a lot of this stuff, i can rightfully tell you to get fucked. plus, it's not like europe doesnt have it's share of garbage food.
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god help me
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>>728525338
im not even sure there's any real pork in the pork flavor. its just a salt bomb with umami spices to simulate a broth. their pork flavor is just my favorite bullshit salt bomb imitating a broth.
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>>728525406
No. Are you dumb? Have you ever smelt pork before you dumbass? It stinks like shit. There is nothing good about the smell of pork, only taste.
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>>728524765
>>728524834
One time, I found a fuck-you sized giant ball of cheese powder at the bottom of one of those.

Like this massive ball, 5 or more times the size of the actual balls themselves, made of nothing but the fake cheese powder. That was the tightest shit.
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>>728525235
Do you think we care?
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>>728525420
kek
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>>72852549 those niggas are square and come in plastic now. i aint mad but it felt weird to see them change after eating them my entire life. its like when they made trix round.
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>>728524379
Probably the only thing that isn't cooked or rubbed with fat juices.
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>>728525360
I'm at the stage in my life where I kind of like getting diarrhea. It's like that guy said earlier in the thread - it's cleansing.

All the horrible shit I've been packing into my body is getting scraped off the sides of my colon, leaving me fresh and clean. I can feel my organs adjusting to the emptiness, and for the first day I take in only water.

Then I spend a couple days taking probiotics, eating yogurt and vegetables, and after about a week of a reasonably healthy diet, I go straight back to eating deep fried butter injected jalapenos until the cycle begins again.
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>>728525512
I'd bury my face into a pig's asshole and inhale until my lungs popped.
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>>728522710
That shit isn't ramen, have a bowl of char miso ramen and youll cum
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>>728525574
i meant >>728525496
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>>728522737
>>728522964
> this fucking wrong
Pork is clearly the superior ramen flavor
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>>728525420
Dude not even going to lie. I worked with a Michael before and that dude literally ate tv dinners every fucking day. Like those hungry man tv dinners. Not the dollar sized ones. That dude was a weird ass weebo who enjoyed playing the Nintendo DS with his best friend who I also worked with; she was a trans and cried when people called her out for being a hippocritical dyke(long story short). They were weird.
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>>728525603
You're the definition of cancer. Go ahead and fuck one while you're at it.
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>>728525338
Mudslime detected.
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>>728522834
oh canada
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>>728525603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5qJ3MAPxS8
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>>728525759
Do you even farm you dumb city fuck?
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>>728525602
>>>728525360 (You)
>I'm at the stage in my life where I kind of like getting diarrhea. It's like that guy said earlier in the thread - it's cleansing.
>All the horrible shit I've been packing into my body is getting scraped off the sides of my colon, leaving me fresh and clean. I can feel my organs adjusting to the emptiness, and for the first day I take in only water.
>Then I spend a couple days taking probiotics, eating yogurt and vegetables, and after about a week of a reasonably healthy diet, I go straight back to eating deep fried butter injected jalapenos until the cycle begins again.
What got me is that my mom was trying to eat "all natural" at the time so the shitty food ninja'd its way through my body
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>>728525748

See

>>728525759
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>>728525338
(((728525338)))
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>>728525602
My nigga
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>>728524946
>used to steal my teachers in high school

got mad as hell
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>>728525708
That was random but a nice intake to how my life is kind of shittier than others.
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>>728525795
Oh god fuck that entire video and just skip to 6 minutes. I'm fucking salivating.
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>>728525797
i mean yeah bacon smells horrible. i smelled a pulled pork sandwich the other day and almost puked. ribs smell like death. no nigga you weird. pork smells delicious.
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>>728525927
Your palate is showing nigger. Go enjoy your shit tier senses.
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>>728525196
those are rookie numbers, you need to pump those numbers up
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New thread?
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Slow roasting pork in a crockpot all day. Let that shit waft through every room
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>>728525871
I forgot to mention he was some old ass faggot who was working with guys 6 years younger than him. As long as you don't succumb to that fate you good.
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>>728525995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBlMl9BOanY
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>>728525982
Are you fucking insane?
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>>728525797
No, I buy my food at the grocery store like most of the Western world you're fucking idiot. You're talking about smelling pigs. Not pork. Which smells good. Go shovel your pig shit farm nigger.
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>>728526036
fuck me, im sweating grease
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>>728526046
I feel like you're judging me because I'm the senior of my coworkers by like 8 years.

Well joke's on you, I accrue vacation time at a fucking ridiculous rate.
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>>728526130
>having the palate of a slave nigger
>eating slave food
Kys nigger. When do you want to set up your lashings?
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>>728526227
Ooooh, how are you planning on using it??
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>>728522647
Godamn i fucking love kale.
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>>728526080
MMMMMM didn't realize this was a porn thread
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>>728526227
Actually no. He was under me and worked as a walmart stocker prior to joining the company where I work. I asked him about his schooling and he clearly stated he "didn't believe in school". I laughed internally knowing he would be a failure in the future to come.
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>>728526242
Slave food? Elaborate.
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>>728526130
yo im the pork ramen guy and i just want to extend an internet fist bump. >>728526242
mother fucker pigs have been eaten by americans since america has been america. pork was bigger then chicken for hundreds of years. learn some nutritional anthropology you fucking pleb.
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>>728524187
Hell yeah. Quarter of one of them and half a tin of baked beans.
Fukin scrantastic
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>>728526046
Oh thanks that mends my broken heart and my erectyle disfuntion .Thanks Fam
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I haven't found a nice thread in a while, thanks guys.
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>>728526366
Lol you're the definition of trash nigger. Go fucken mate with your piggy. Enjoy your shit tier meat fatty.
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>>728526507
Pork is S tier, what meat do you prefer?
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>>728525449
Im 6'1 and 195, i just really like these noodles and cant help myself when i get them, the first day i at 15 packs then the next i ate 7. I took a break gave 2 to my lil bro then finished them off the next day
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>>728526426
not sure if Scottish or army brat only two places i have herd the term scran used lol
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>>728526507
Being this Muslim
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>>728526546
Moose like a real man, faggot. Venison if I can't get my hand on a lotto ticket to kill one.
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>>728526546
Horse is pretty good.
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>>728526546
he prefers cock meat
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>>728526507
1 im a 6'4 190lb stick of a man and im white as shit. i've also home cooked at least 95% of my own dinners for myself and my wife from scratch every day for the last 12 years. i know my way around the kitchen pretty good is all im saying. and nigger you are stupid. pigs smell bad. pork smells amazing.
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>>728526546
Dick
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>>728526583
Fuck that gamey shite
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>>728526693
Fuck your mom's pussy nigger. Rotting with Condors hovering her shit faggot.
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>>728526753
>you mother cock shit ass!
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>>728526693
soak it in buttermilk in the fridge for a while then pound it thin and deep fry it. better than any chicken fried steak you've ever had. i guarantee it. i need to go deer hunting. i have every chance to im just lazy.
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>>728515762
You motherfuckers thought you could have a thread without these didn't you
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>>728526650
only after murdering and seasoning it does it smell ok

I could murder your wifes pussy and it would smell ok after some spices
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>>728521555
god damn that looks good, where the fuck do you get that,
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>>728526850
I'll eat deer jerky all day jfc
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>>728526898
you get it two years before you get colon cancer
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>>728526693
Depends how it's fed, butchered and raised.
Wild can vary, it's best to know where they graze.
Also the meat can sour easily if not preserved, I know that feel if you got a sour piece.
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>>728526894
I think cooking is the main thing here...
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>>728515762
Back the fuck up niggers
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>>728526856
I posted those already faggot
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>>728526856
>implying these stupid fucking things are better than wonder bread and goober although fun fact i remember shrek and these came out at almost the exact same time because i was eating one of these for the first time while watching shrek for the first time on dvd.
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>>728526856
They were mentioned way back in the beginning.
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>>728526981
Damn those look good, I'll have to look for em.
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>>728526947
no need to rationalize with the fatties who enjoys piggys over venison meat. They're city fucks who's never worked for their meal before like a man.
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>>728526856
We got that already.
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>>728527057
Pork is way better, man...
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nigga these are where its at.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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