I hate Fluffies
>>728513876
i h8 op
resurrect
>>728513876
okay, i've seen this fluffy shit for a long time, but i don't get it. explain. it's not any more offensive than anything else around here. i mean honestly it feels a little vanilla. is this a furry thing?
it really does nothing for me.
its not a furry thing>>728517282
>>728517282
you're welcome pal'
>>728518311
>>728518828
How's it hanging KEWH-guy?
>>728520713
Kweh.
>>728517282
iirc, it's related to the MLP spam of ages past, and branched off some time down the road
>>728513876
I love seeing fluffies getting abused
>>728520763
BALLER.
>>728521038
Kweh.
>>728520904
Kind of. Some people drew ponies with lots of hair, other people drew them getting hurt or killed, and it just spun off from there.
>>728521002
you monster...
GODDAMMIT I LOVE WATCHING THESE FUCKING FAGGOT FLUFFIES GET FUCKING DESTROYED YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUCK
>>728522685
DUMMEH HOOMIN, NUU GIB GUD FWUFFIES HUWTIES, SMAWTIE AM GIB OU BIGGES HUWTIES AN SOWWY POOPIES
>the fluffy then puffs out its cheeks and stamps its soft hooves, is this supposed to be intimidating?
I have a question, anons.
Which animal do you think most closely resembles a fluffy? A pupper? A kitty? Or perhaps another mammal?
I think fat, cute, fluffy little puppies are the closest to resemble fluffy ponies because dogs love their owners to an almost unbelievable degree. Cats, however, don't give a fuck and only sort of 'like' their humans. Cats are cute and fluffy and cry like fluffies.
Dogs whine and cry like fluffies, are emotional little faggots like fluffies, poop and pee like fluffies, and are needy little cunts just like fluffies. Hell, they even want human food every single fucking time a human makes something. The dogs just sit there and stare at the human, annoying him, until it gives it some food.
Dogs do love humans and each other more than any human can love a dog. I think this is proven. They live for the affection of owners and love from other creatures.
They also get anxious and depressed like fluffies and can develop PTSD from abuse, which is funny as fuck.
If you think about it, small stupid dogs are basically fluffies except they don't speak. . . but they do communicate with crying, barking, and wagging/hiding their tail, among other things.
>>728522928
Oh, you're talking back to your daddy now? *reaches for sorry stick* Bad fluffy. Very bad fluffy.
>>728523153
My fucking yorkshire dogs are embodiments of fluffies,fat,hairy and shit everywhere
>>728523153
there's a comic called pig hamster with a russian guy, but yeah I'd say they are most like retarded puppies
>>728514881
I'm glad the bagel made, though sadly it is covered in fluffy fluids now.
>>728523213
NUU CAWE, GID DUMMEH HOOMIN SOWWIE POOPIES AND SOWWIE HOOFSIES
>the little fucker turns to dedicate on you and manages to squeeze a sizable load onto your shoe and carpet
>>728523381
>>728523295
I think what makes a fluffy killable to me is the chubbiness of it mixed with being fluffy but not too fluffy. Kna' mean? Like, those animals are cute but just don't hit that 'fluffy pony' quality.
Also stubby legs help a lot.
I'd have to say a corgi puppy is the real-life fluffy pony as of now.
>>728523153
Guinea pigs
>>728523526
>>728515118
Very happy ending, except for the people that have fluffy chunks on the bottom of their shoes, might need to get them cleaned to wipe that filth off.
>>728523423
Uh oh. . . looks like daddy's going to have to summon the big scary monster to give you forever sleepies. . . *picks you up by the back of your neck*
Little cunt
>>728523153
No, the closest to a fluffy is a bunny. Even on the way they sometimes waddle on the same spot before running away, same level of fluffyness etc
>>728515460
Rofl, "who cares"
This whole fluffy shit is absolute cancer. Who even takes the time to create these tumors (let alone who actually "enjoys" watching this degeneracy).
>>728523642
NUUUUUUUUUUUUU BAD UPPSIES, WET GUD FWUFFIE GU PWEASE DADDEH, NUUU WAN FOWEBA SWEAPIES, NUUUU WAN HUWTIES OW BAD UPPSIES UHHUUUUUUUHUUUUUUUUU, am gud fwuffie.....
>the smarty, in the face of danger began pleading, completely forgetting the bad things it did, it threatened its owner, disopeyed a command and made bad poopies on his owner, the only person keeping the vain and ungrateful fluffy alive
>>728515535
That thing is the most puntable looking ever.
>>728523889
You don't like them? Why?
>>728523889
>hurr durr, im gonna go out of my way to spew an irrelevant opinion to people who don't care
>>728515547
I like that the nice clean meadow is now covered in fluffy diarrhea all over.
>>728523889
>Who even takes the time to create these tumors
People with talent
>>728523989
probably some stupid argument about this being a gateway to animal abuse, or even more retarded, he might claim it's a fetish
>>728523381
This rabbit is very hirsute!
>>728524067
i like how they call giving birth biggest poopies, it's like they almost know their station in life
>>728516510
Lol, that pink one embedded in a pile of shit.
>>728523791
the problem though is bunnies are REALLY stupid... like fucking braindead stupid. AT least from my experience. Fluffies are dumb as fuck but can comprehend reality unlike a bunny. It just sits there and fuckin takes up three-dimensional space.
>>728517034
This just keeps getting more and more hilarious
>>728523153
Take the biggest asshole you know and combine that personality with the stupidest 3 year old. Then wrap that and a huge pile of diarrhea inside terribly gaudy fluff supported by a balsa wood skeleton.
Whatever that would be.
>>728524021
>hurr durr, I'm a special snowflake who can't come with a justifiable argument against it so I'll just react with a generic statement so I can feel like my unelaborated opinion is the norm
>>728523989
What's to like about this?
>>728524171
It's kinda true. Since it is a poop factory with essentially nothing else to contribute to the world, spawning more of them is just shitting out more shit factories
>>728525024
>>728523889
>still lurking this thread
Just admit you like fluffy abuse and fucking get over it. Jesus christ what a self-inflicting cuck you are. How does your mother put up with you?
>>728525024
come up with a reason to dislike this that isn't this>>728524102
then I'll bother to give you a response worth reading
>>728525071
>implying they contribute anything even remotely good that isn't wildly overwhelmed by all the horrible things they do and cause
but yeah
>>728525024
You can act like a giant asshole, but how dare anyone else?
>>728525256
must be a fluffy
>>728525255
The only good thing the contribute is to suffer and die in hilarious ways.
>>728525300
Rofl, that butthurt anon does resemble the mental state of the average fluffy.
>>728525136
Came looking for the triggered responses, love them. Also loved how nobody could come up with an argument why anyone loves this, without feeling the shame of admitting that you are looking at characters that are designed in a style for children to like, the exception being that it's very edgy to have put said creatures in a situation of torture of sorts. I bet lots of people who like this have a layer of suppressed anger in them, I'll cross my fingers for the day people around you actually find out you enjoy this.
>>728525147
Literally the question "What's to like?" given the facts above.
so i was thinking of a story with pick related
>fluffies come to a ledge looking over a bramble and burdock patch that slopes down to a highway
>the ledge collapses and they all fall
>as they roll down they collect burdocks and start sticking to each other
>babies get stuck to brambles
>the fluffies snowball and launch into oncoming traffic
>a fuel truck swerves and crashes, and i fire erupts
>the fire slowly engulfs the fluffy snowball
>and you zoom out to see birds eating the babies
>>728525482
actually fluffies embody every horrible aspect of humans, they are cuteness gone horribly wrong. so watching them suffer (one aspect of the fandom) is cathartic and can be attributed to schadenfreude. good enough for you asshole? it seems every thread we get one retard who comes in projecting stupid bullshit.
>>728525702
YEH, AND I FUCKING LOVE IT
>>728525528
I'd feel really bad for the truck driver
>>728525482
everyone i know already knows i like this...so yeah, feels good living around people capable of differentiating reality and fiction
>>728525744
true, but not many comics have real consequences towards humans so i figured fuck it, plus it's likely enough he could crawl or limp away
i like this one, truly stupid and pathetic creatures
>>728526246
i want one of these, they are just so damn cool
>>728513876
That's odd. I LOVE fluffies!
>>728526302
Kweh.
>>728525482
>Also loved how nobody could come up with an argument why anyone loves this
This is explained in every single fluffy abuse thread. You just need to read
>>728526335
but that's too hard, besides i doubt you faggots even have a good argument, or even an excuse
>>728526340
ah the colored version
gotta love the blood detail
>>728526480
yup
wan sketties?
>>728526540
ok who does this surreallist lovecraftian horror fluffies
>some weirdbox
>>728526407
Turn the brightness up on your grandma's laptop and read >>728517923
You know, that picture that's in every single fluffy thread because (You) come along every single thread and ask
"why do ppl liek this lol wtf its so weird hahahah i dont get it no body explains to me"
We don't make it to explain to (You), cuck lord. Either you get it or you don't. You just don't like it and somehow that makes you seem superior as if lurking /b/ in the middle of the night arguing with people about fluffy abuse is somehow a better way to live.
Here an easier explanation: sometimes things are so cute we want to squeeze them. Make sense?
Fucking summerfags are coming out early, I swear.
>>728523526
To me its that they're TOO cute. They're all happiness and kindness with the naivety of a babies cartoon characters, so punching them in the face with the facts of life feels so satisfying. "No I don't love you, and huggies don't make it better. Why? Because fuck you!"
Although, fluffy art tends to be even better when their suffering isn't even intentional. They're just in a wrong place, and no one cares enough to help them. That's the real world for them, and they can only cry about it while hugging each other in their squalor.
>>728526663
literally explains nothing, doesn't say anything about how you are autistic and possibly sociopathic, i honestly hope you guys get caught with this and dragged into the streets and beaten like you do to them. but that would be too god for tou
>>728526806
slowly starving after cannibalizing their babies that they "wub" so much
>>728526812
>, i honestly hope you guys get caught with this and dragged into the streets and beaten like you do to them
You're talking about drawings. You sound absolutely no different than those sand niggers who kill over people who draw Mohammed.
How does it feel to be as triggered as a fucking Muslim?
Like, no shit it's fucked up. That's the point.
I hope allah miscarries your children
>>728526928
stay triggered
still can't explain away the fact that you sickos will eventually act out this disgusting fetish on real animals. who knows maybe most of you are into lolis because you like to torture cute things
>>728527086
>everyone who listens to metal learns how to play guitar
you are literally a fluffy... please kys
>>728527086
Arent you the triggered one, demanding death for people who like things you dont like?
>>728527445
>>>728527086 (You)
>>everyone who listens to metal learns how to play guitar
don't they?
>you are literally a fluffy... please kys
you'd like that wouldn't you you sick fuck
>>728526812
>i honestly hope you guys get caught with this and dragged into the streets and beaten
Easy there Ahmed
>>728526261
Such majestic creatures.
>>728527511
never said killed only beaten, beatings are good for the soul turns boys into men, and im completely calm, laughing even, you are the triggered ones
>>728527665
>>728526340
Did it makes its nest out of pubes?
>>728527699
probably a roaming abuser
>>728527665
>meanwhile at anons house
>>728527732
>>728527665
>>728527558
>>728527086
>>728526812
>>728526407
Welcome to /b/, triggered faggot.
>>728527992
>>728527732
not that anon, i was being sincere, it was probably a roaming abuser since most of them was left uneaten
>>728528112
My bad
>>728526812
This better be a troll because otherwise we've got a sjw tumblrina trying to change the world one, fluffy abuse thread on 4chan /b/ around 5 am, at a time
>>728527992
poor doggos.....
>>728527511
I imagine those have a strong future as snake food.
>>728528180
judging by the trajectory of the sun and the moon, cross referenced by the concentration of dick threads and compared to the average tumblrina sperg lord, I'd say yes
>>728528203
you post that heinous shit and pretend to feel bad about dogs, guess what kid no one's buying it, we know you're jerking off right now
>>728528482
>>728524844
holy kek
>>728528203
Yeah, I never understood the fascination with animal gore and abuse. Always thought it was mostly posted by edgy 14 year olds, but still had to have some one create the content.
That's why fluffies as food is great, only a tard can't differentiate a drawing from real animal abuse. If someone was that stupid they'd expect everyone that watches scary movies to instantly become serial killers and other nonsensical shit.
nuu hugsiebawkses? wy nuu wike huggsies?
>>728528760
have you met people? that sounds like garden variety human to me...
>>728528772
Poor stuffed animal, forced to touch a fluffy
>>728528902
buh am gud fwuffie, wub huggsie bwunnie, why nuu wike fwuffy?
ITT: psychopaths
>>728528859
Sadly most people are some combination of stupid, ignorant, brainwashed, and uneducated.
>>728528962
>ITT: i can't differentiate between reality and fiction
ftfy
>>728528993
yeah, oh well no point feeling bad for them, they'll all die eventually
>>728525482
Repressed anger? On 4chan?
You really think angry people come here?
Next up!
The night sky is dark and has stars.
>>728528959
"Good fluffy" is a contradiction. That is not possible. The most good a fluffy can be is by getting destroyed in the most entertaining way
>>728529102
>Next up!
>The night sky is dark and has stars.
bullshit
>>728529117
BU-BUH NUUU WAN HUWTSIES, AM GUD FWUFFIE, make gud poopies, an say fank ou fow nummies an daddeh say fwuffie be mummeh soon cause am gud fwuffie...p-pwease gib hugsies tu gud fwuffie
>>728529394
I suppose an exception can be made. Fluffies are free to be "hugged" by trash compactors.
>>728529617
twash compwactah? who am dat?
>>728529617
>>728525482
>>728529617
i want to ride my chocobo all day~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4UDIfcYMKI
I wish the guy posting the yellow bird would fuck off.
>>728527992
I need the full vid.
Why does it feel so good to see these little retards suffer?
>>728537744
Because our God complex takers over and we feel powerful against retarded vermin