Secrets thread? Secrets thread.

ill allow it

>>728506351
Outstanding. Drunk af AMA

>>728506544
whats your deepest darkest secret anon

>>728506228
I started a sexual relationship with my step sister when she was 13. She'll be 20 this year and our relationship continues.

>>728506717
details from the beginning

I shit in the shower daily.

>>728506627
I have many. Don't know where to start.

>>728506909
well fuckin pick something anon

>>728506972
Ugh. I like the loli threads. Too much.

>>728506228
I got into bed with a girl I know when she was sleeping and masturbated while rubbing her thighs and body, she smelt really nice.

I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work.

>>728507088
....go on

I jacked it all a friends house once and put the jizz in his toothpaste and was going to tell him but then he walked out of the bathroom brushing his teeth and i never mentioned it

>>728507193
They're seeping into IRL fantasy. Hard.

I beat my dick to my old highschool teacher's panties

I sit down when I pee because it helps me relax and take my mind of my day. I'm a boy btw

>>728506717
Pics of her?

>>728507403
Remember to cover your tracks anon and don't do anything you'll regret later on.

>>728507634
Haven't done anything. Yet.

Me and my gf are kinda dating a girl from another city. We never considered polyamory, we did threesomes just for the kink, but we're seriously considering it.

i pushed eric clapton's kid out of the window

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>>728506228
Im transitioning from mtf and have been on hrt for monthes now and i havent even told anyone

Ive had a roaring diaper fetish for years that i cant seem to quench

Enjoy my two.

>>728507527
same dude, its so much cleaner too. i even wipe the head with a sheet of toilet paper when I'm done so i don't leave piss behind to stink it up

I made my niece cum. Didn't even know I was doing it until it was halfway through. Didn't know what to do so let it happen.

I have the means to end the majority of all life by activating every single weapons system all around the world, including nuclear, but I probably wouldn't ever carry it out. You'd be surprised at how easy it actually is to do this.

>>728510275
Age?

>>728506228
i've been sober for 4 years, and i still want to get high every fucking day

>>728508329
You're not transitioning to shit, delusional faggot.

>>728506228
Sometimes I have to poop for a really long time. Please don't tell anyone.

>>728510986
9

>>728511656
Cool how did you do that?

>>728510950

>Eugene, is this you?

I raped my friend/housemate to lose my virginity and she and her bf never found out. did disgusting things to her and still fap about it

>>728511731
She climbed up on my lap and straddled my leg and I started bouncing her on my knee.

>>728509043
>i even wipe the head with a sheet of toilet paper when I'm done so i don't leave piss behind to stink it up

i thought this was common sense

my secret? i think im addicted to sex, i frequent camsites a lot, and i hit it off with a camgirl, and i dont want shit to happen, but i do

and yea im married

>>728510950
summer begins early

>>728512081
What was her reaction like?

>>728512336
She held on tight and closed her eyes. It was when her knees clamped together on my leg and she started shivering I realized what was happening.

>>728512081
Did she ever realize

>>728512472
fugg! why can't this shit ever happen to me

>>728512472
Must've been so sweet

>>728512081
kek, did that to my neighbours 10yo sister she was straight up humping my leg and then shuddered so she obviously orgasmed, was 16 at the time had no idea what was happening lol

>>728513067
Yeah I didn't catch on until she was pinching the fuck out of my leg she was gripping so tight.

>>728510950
pussy.

>>728513164
Must have been a strong one, do you think she'll come back for more?

>>728513436
I've moved since then. Never had another shot.

Long story short...while on vacation and perving over my sister in law...virgin who just started bc at 16. I found her wet panties in the floor after we got back from the pool. I came in the crotch while she and my wife watched tv. As soon as i got out of the bathroom she went in to change back. She wore my cunky cum in her panties all night..want more?

>>728513938
Bump

>>728513938
pics or it didn't happen, role playing faggot

>>728514103
No photos, not getting found out. Later that night I made her spill drink in her bed so she slept in our bed. I slowly fucked my wife spooning while they both slept. I did get to feel her bobs and panties but I did not go under

I want to fuck my mom in every hole

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>>728506228
I'm actually professionally diagnosed with autism.
> tfw "we already knew that anon"

My ex cheated on me so I dumped her. A year later, after talking on and off and her riding the cock carousel, she seems to have settled into a decent relationship. I installed something on her phone forever ago that stays hidden and lets me access everything, photos included. Grabbed some nudes she sent him, posted them online, then sent her a link to them. They just broke up yesterday.

I want to breed two of my second cousins (they are sisters)

>>728515001
Whats the app??

>>728515271
That's all these sluts are good for, make them your breeding cows and pinching out babies every 9-12 months

>>728515415
Rooted her phone and flashed in a hidden install of Cerberus while she was sleeping once. Incidentally, that's also how I learned she cheated

>>728515001
Share nudes?

I just came for an 11yo on omegle

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I like Louis CK.

>>728516308
Noice

I wear my girlfriends buttplug that I bought for her basically all day everyday. To work, class, everywhere really. There's 3 sizes and I've been on the largest one for few months and she doesn't even know. When she leaves to go to work I get on kik and message guys and try to make them cum like a deranged porn faggot that wants nothing but dick. Straight fantasy shit. I bought myself gstrings from VS that I wear as well. I know I'm basically bi but whatever I guess.

Donald Trump is going to start world war 3

>>728516286
>risking her being recognized and learning what really happened
Nah. Just gonna continue doing this whenever she gets comfortable in a relationship. Eventually she'll see me as the final non-asshole in the world, and come back and stop cheating. Ain't risking it fam

Ive never found any woman in my life more attractive than those two

>>728516571
>i sent nudes of my ex to her boyfriends
>when will she realize im not an asshole

if you really want to get back at her, leave her alone and let her ruin her relationships naturally

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>>728516470
I guess i forgot a pic

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>>728516998

>>728516853
>sent nudes of my ex to her boyfriends
No, I just posted them anonymously online and sent her a link to them, also anonymously. She recognized its a pic that she sent to him and dumped him. I also accept that I'm an asshole. Nice guys get fucked over and I won't be a cuck

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yes
YES
give me your secrets
000
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000

in 1988 i raped a 13 year old
it wasnt my first
she wanted it
i still regret her tears and anal years

>>728516998
>>728517066
>>728516470
Super slutty
love it

>>728511402
Good going.
Guess it never gets easier

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It's weird to think that antibiotics will be the destroyer.

>>728516470
kik?

>>728517798
see you in hell

>>728517798
Legend

>>728507348
you bastard!

>>728506228
I'm pretty sure I have Parkinson's but I won't do anything about it

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>>728517796
anon5825

>>728517798
God damn, that would be brutal if I believed a word of it.

>>728517798
>texts and pics are evidence of consent in any specific instance
>they didnt check her for signs of forced entry
>they didn't do any investigation beyond asking if you did it
6/10, obviously bullshit

>be me
>on sex cam site
>nonething but dudes
>but hope a girl dressed like slut
>face covered
>but have nice small boobs
>turn cam on show dick
>she type "nice dick"
>ty i type back
>i jerk as she plays with her boobs
>im about to cum
>but suddenly she gets up
>SHE
>HAS
>A
>FUCKING
>DICK
>my eyes go wide
>cum
>I turn off computer
>get in bed
>cry self to sleep

>>728518215
thanks its for a friend

Daughter has gotten me off.

>>728516630
Who? Your gay dads?

>>728518239
i bet

>>728506228
I have a massive incest fetish, but only sisters and cousins. Mostly the sis I grew up with (-1.5 years younger). I'm 29, she's married, so no potential there, but I've imagined banger her since I was 13

>>728515990
Fucking love Cerberus. I work at a phone repair place, mostly repairing screens, but I install it on the phones of any remotely attractive women. I've got a shit ton of nudes in the area around me, it's fucking glorious

>>728518760
story time anon

>>728518904
Care to share any?

>>728517798
fucked up if real

>>728519039
Every time I get new wins, I post them in the usual "pics you shouldn't share" thread. 5 of them in there right now are mine.

>>728518645
Mhmmm

I got molested several times by my cousin but I don't think it effected me psychologically at all.

>me
>29
>walking by a middle school one day on the way to the mall
>psst
>stick my cock through
>jerked to completion
>zip back up and go about the rest of my day

>>728519167
Nice fanfic faggot

I have a job within MI6

>>728517096
its not being a cuck if shed cheat on any other guy

Fucked my wifes sister

>>728510950
A fat neckbeard just watched Hackers.

>>728519247
Abandon thread, the Feds are watching!

>>728518930
Not much to tell. She climbed in my lap and wiggled. I let it go until I made everything sticky.

I am the walrus.

>>728506228
have a terrible gore fetish, once wanked to a video of a guy pulling off his own toe nails, with the use of a craft knife and pliers...

>>728519242
jokes on you fbi
it happened

I dont know how bad it will be

>>728506228
I cucked a friend of mine while he was in the room.

>Be me
>Have two friends named... let's say Shawn and Anne.
>Shawn and I have been friends for about 2.5 years.
>We met Anne about six months ago
>It was pretty obvious that she had a crush on me from the get-go but I was dating someone at the time
>About a month later, she starts dating Shawn
>Present Day: I'm currently single
>One Friday, about two month's ago, I go to Shawn's place to hang/smoke weed. Anne is there too.
>Shawn just bought Resident Evil 7, and the three of us get high, and then take turns playing it in VR
>We're all really into it.
>Eventually we decide to call it a night
>Shawn mentions that he wants to keep playing alone so he can experience the bulk of the game in VR with fresh eyes
>I let it slip that I'm really cool just watching cause I want to see how the story plays out
>Shawn and Anne are into this idea too, so we make plans to hang on Saturday night too
>Saturday rolls around, we get baked, we get amped for more RE7
>As discussed, Shawn plays while Anne and I watch.

continue?

>>728519785
When you have your first gay experience? Don't worry, as long as you use a lot of lube your ass will be fine

>>728519247

Scottish dudes tho

>>728517910
>>728517935
>>728518239
>>728518425
>>728519062
What was it? Obviously something about raping a girl, but was that all?

>>728519831
Just cont

>>728519311
I've killed before, don't give me reasons to come after you

>>728519864

Don't be silly they'll all go down harder than bubbas dick ever will, stupid le

>>728519167
i assume a girl jerked you off.

>>728519911
This is what the original post they refer to said:

>dating girl in high school
>talk a ton about having sex
>she always gets really timid about it in person and doesn't want to do it
>get tired of it after a year or so
>save texts of her telling me all this dirty shit she wants to do
>finally get her alone and force myself on her
>she tells her parents and friends
>questioned by police
>show them all the saved texts, pics she sent, making it seem obvious we were having sex
>no charges filed
>everyone she told believes me over her
>mfw I got away with rape

>>728507898
Thanks a whole fucking lot, now all we have is a shit song.

>>728520266
Somehow disappointing. I should have learned by now to not ask about deleted posts, the mystery is always better.

>>728520161
2 of them
the other one left before I came

My daughters have a very christian friend who visits me 4 times a week to be tied up and fucked like a slave. She has a boyfriend who is saving himself for marriage and she feels really guilty about what we do, but she needs to be sexed in very specific ways.

The Jews gave the dolphins all the gold

>>728519831
>RE7 is still really fun, even just watching
>A jump scare happens in the game and we freak out
>Anne grabs my arm out of shock but then lets it linger there
>I'm cool with it
>I start rubbing her thing with my hand
>She puts her hand on my chest
>Various hand wandering and cuddling goes on for a few minutes
>I eventually put my hand on her neck and kiss her pretty passionately
>We're holding hands while kissing and I slide her hand down to my dick (smooth move, I know)
>She starts rubbing
>Eventually I pull down my basketball shorts and take it out
>I'm rock hard at this point and she starts stroking
>This whole time Shawn is talking and we're doing our best to keep commenting on the game as if we're paying attention.
>Eventually, I gently guide Anne's head down (again, smooth, I know) and she starts sucking my dick
>She sucks me off for about 5 or 6 minutes
>Shawn comments that she hasn't said anything for awhile.
>She comes up for air to make a quick comment about how she's scared
>I want her to go back down and keep sucking but she signals that it is too risky and goes back to jerking me off instead
>When I'm ready to cum, I put my thumb on her lip to signal for her to open her mouth
>Most of my load goes into her mouth but a long streak gets on her face and a bit on her shirt
>She quickly jumps up to go wash up
>When she comes back, she has changed into one of Shawn's shirts
>We finally call it a night. To my knowledge, Shawn didn't even notice the shirt thing

I feel a little bit bad, but it was pretty great honestly.

>>728520353
it's not as fucked up as it could have been in the imagination of /b/ viewers, given the content. still fucked up

>>728519139
Green text

>>728520695
Bravo, anon. Good shit.

>>728520353
>>728519911
>>728519099
Fucking 4chan thinks I'm spamming or something
>>728518904
>>728518425
>>728518239
Fuck this shit
>>728517798
>>728517096
>>728516571
God damn
>>728516286
>>728515990
>>728515001
All me. Really. My life is fucking pathetic enough that I just bullshit on anonymous Zimbabwean Lutherie forums. The real fucking secret? I think about suicide every god damn day. I have nobody to go to, nothing to feel passionate about, not even good enough insurance for counseling to get this shit off my chest. I'm just biding my time until I can walk off into the woods and put a .308 through my fucking skull, but I know I'll never have the balls for that, so I just exist and suffer.

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>>728520970

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>>728520970
This thread got deep as fuck

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People think I doesn't want to ride whitneycorn but I does

>>728521359
Everyone here any older than 21 fucking hates themselves. Happy adults don't stick around here.

>>728521790
Lol. You know everything?

>>728507512
why do you have her panties?

>>728510275
how did you do it?

>>728511589
don't worry anon, your secret is safe with moi

>>728517798
you're fucked

>>728518904
smort

I have been having amazing sex with my neighbor's wife. He's a pastor at a local church, and he's been getting frisky with several young ladies in his congregation. None of this is public yet because one of the young ladies is getting him primed up to make a video so his as will be nailed to a cross. It's not underage stuff, the girls are all legal age, he's just being a horndog. The wife is waiting for him to go to work in the morning then comes over and jumps in bed with me. When the tape gets made I'm going to b moving in with her.

I think porn has ruined me. I'm in a relationship with a girl I very much like, but I choke her and pound her pussy hard in probably like, 90% of our sexual encounters.

Probably about half the time, I finish by throat fucking her until she has tears running down her face and slobber dripping onto it from my cock. And then I blow my load all over her face for good measure.

Occasionally I'll throw out a token, "Are you okay?" And she always says yes, but it's hard for me to imagine that she isn't just soldiering through.

for 5 years now ive had affiliates with the black market and had some contributation with distribution off illegal firearms but no one that has ever been in my personal life ever knew about this part of me, hell they all think im an insecure faggot who stays in my room playing csgo and jerks off constantly

>>728507717
Don't make us look any worse than we already do

I made an illegal porn video in the Philippines.

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>>728523135
Yeah that'll be a lasting relationship

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>>728518522
congratz, anon. You just turned into a faggot

>>728516308
M or f?

>>728520970
fuck off you self important faggot

>>728510950
Do it faggot

>>728506228
My neighbour sexually abused me when i was a kid

>>728525259
im m, she f
still amazes me how you can find tweens who will watch you spaff off online
what an age we live in

>>728519492
Koo Koo kachu

>>728524297
petunias predicament?

>>728506228
I assumed the identity of a dead guy when he was accidentally identified as me when I was a homeless teen.

>>728517536
no, not really.

i really wish fluffy ponies were real so i could torture the shit out of them

>>728526705
lucky bastard. i hate sifting through the lame shit, so i don't go to omegle hardly ever

>>728518904
How can you tell if your phone has had Cerberus installed?