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Why do Americans hate foreskin? Did the Jews do this?

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Why do Americans hate foreskin? Did the Jews do this?
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>>728496202
Some catholic fuck wanted to stop you from committing everyone's favorite sin.
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>>728496202
>Why do Americans hate foreskin?
It's not about hate. Foreskin is completely unnecessary and bothersome. It's biological purpose is to protect the glands but we wear clothes for that nowadays. It's like wisdom teeth, eventually you evolve to a point where you get rid of what if not needed. I feel bad for all the third-worlders who have uncut dicks
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>>728496202
More like:
Why do Americans hate dick cheese?
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>>728496733
Sucks, you'll never feel the full potential of ya dick. Uncut master race niggerfag.
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>>728496202
>Christian tradition

Duuuuhhhhhhhh
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>>728496793

Which brings us to the real question :
Why do Americans hate soap and showers ?
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>>728496202
Humans have been circumcising their dicks long before jews were around.
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>>728496733
Well that's the most uninformed thing I'll read today.
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>>728496793
you mean washing your dick on a daily basis?
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>>728496733
Actually 3rd worlders mostly have cut dick these days
The third world is pretty much the Muslim world
South America, most of Asia and south Africa are second world by now
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>>728496793
>Dick chees
My fucking sides...
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>>728496871
>Jewish
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>>728496856
>niggerfag.
Your opinion is now invalid nigger.
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>>728497010
>Why do Americans hate soap and showers ?
We don't, we actually use both unlike disgusting smelly Europeans.
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>>728497235
suck my uncut cock niggerfaggotlord
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>>728497026
Do you read one of your own comments?
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>>728497083
>South America, most of Asia and south Africa are second world by now
Being this stupid on the internet
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>>728497297
Proof that niggers and undeveloped morons are the only ones who are uncut.
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>>728497376
Do you suck dicks?
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>>728497295

Never seen one uncut guy with dick cheese though, so I guess you guys should learn to like soap and shower enough to use them every day.
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>>728497705
Why are you looking at other guys dicks you faggot?
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>>728497697
Nope.
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>>728496733
Actually theres more. Its purpouse is be like a natural lube and make sex more plesurable, since it has thousands of nerve endings.
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>>728497823

Because he is a faggot, faggot
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>>728496202
yup and now I have to pay the fucking prive, i wasnt even properly circumcised, i still have half my shit and my dick looks like a motherfucking flower *the fat stubby flowers on spongebob look exactly like my dick)
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>>728496733
Clothing is abrasive to the glans. There's no reason to get circumcised unless you have severe phimosis. Even mild phimosis can be fixed by retracting the foreskin a few times daily.
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>>728496856
I wish I was you
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>>728497823

Because I'm not ashamed of my body.
I hit the gym 3 times a week, the changing room is a place where people get naked, you might know that if you left your parents' basement every once in a while.
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>>728498124
>Actually theres more. Its purpouse is be like a natural lube and make sex more plesurable, since it has thousands of nerve endings.

So? I've not some barbaric animal that has fucking on my mind 24/7. If I was a cave man spending all day hunting and fucking, sure it'd be useful but humanity has advanced quite a bit since then.
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>>728498078
Once you get that gay dancer out of the way, it's easy to see the Asian's pretty hot.
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>>728496202
It was the guy who invented fucking cornflakes that convinced medical doctors in America that circumcision was still in the best interest of males born in the USA.
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>>728498557

Yes, now we have millions of sexless basement dwellers like you.
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>>728498530
>Because I'm not ashamed of my body.
>I hit the gym 3 times a week, the changing room is a place where people get naked

I go to the gym twice a day 5 days a week and when I shower I don't stare at the other dudes dicks inspecting them for smegma.
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>>728498124

Yep. And butt sex is way easier with it too when you just fold it over the glans and it retracts slowly as you penetrate your woman, no lube required.
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>>728498759
>I'm a poor uncut retard
>sees rich cut guy
>damn basement dweller
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>>728498557
But it stilll serves a purpouse and has benifits for women too. Studies show that women sleeping with uncircumcised men had a lower risk for cervial cancer. Also, sex hurts without foreskin for the woman.
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>>728498759
You're on 4chan, dude. Even if you do have sex regularly, you're still a pathetic loser like everyone else on here. There is just no justifying yourself in this setting. I myself have sex every now and then, but I'm still a no talent neckbeard who spends his time either at my job which I hate, or on here with the rest of you assholes.
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>>728499151
>>>r9k
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>>728498778

>twice a day 5 days a week

So you're a janitor there, good for you.

I was talking about the people who go there to actually work out.
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>>728496202
Nah, the dude who made cereal a thing did it.
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>>728499110
>Also, sex hurts without foreskin for the woman.
good
>Studies show that women sleeping with uncircumcised men had a lower risk for cervial cancer.
Yeah but circumcision lowers penile cancer rates as well. So would you rather get cancer or the chick you're fucking?
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>>728499084
>sees a rich cut guy.
A rich guy who'd rather cut his dick than wash it...
Sorry dude, I'm talking about civilized countries, not third world me very rich have many goats shitholes.
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>>728499394

Chop your whole dick off and have ZERO chance of penile cancer. Genius
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>>728499325
kek, getting triggered? Never been to a gym with a janitor, usually the people who work there will split those duties.

I'm 6'2, 235lb, 6.5% body fat. I'm also incredibly wealthy.
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>>728499394
https://www.cancer.org/cancer/penile-cancer/causes-risks-prevention/risk-factors.html

> In weighing the risks and benefits of circumcision, doctors consider the fact that penile cancer is very uncommon in the United States, even among uncircumcised men.
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>>728499656

To be fair, its probably not that easy to wash your dick when you live in the desert
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>>728499151
Employed guy killing time on a rainy sunday, don't think everybody's like you dude.
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>>728499656
>>728499715
All these uncut monkeys getting mad makes me laugh
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>>728499816
>in the United States,
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>>728499887

Its saturday you dumb fuck
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>>728496202
Never seen it because I don't live in a degenerate country like The US.
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>>728496202
No. We get that from ancient Egyptians - same with burying instead of burning our dead. There are a lot of things like that from ancient Egypt that still live on today.

The Egyptians did it for hygiene. Americans do it primarily for that reason too.
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>>728499782

pic or it didn't happen, and not one of your broom.
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>>728500001

Sunday where I am, 1:10 pm.
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>>728500120
I'm not giving you any more fap material buddy, I already know you like staring at dicks.
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>>728499972
>implying that the Republic of Congo has good healthcare
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>>728496202

Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head!
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>>728500295
Is that where you live monkey? Is that why you are uncut? Living in a cave, eating feces.
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>>728497026
Oh?
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Circumcision = Jewish. That's the end of it. If you're cut you're a victim. I can understand cut people to try and convince themselves they don't need their foreskins, but you're just lying to yourself.

>No exceptions
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>>728500288

With your micro dick you have nothing to hide then.
I knew you'd chicken out though, lol.
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>>728498124
>More nerve endings.

Oh, so I can cum even fucking faster? I have a problem with that as is. No thanks.
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>>728500571

So the foreskin is the answer to coarse, rough pussy ?
I like the idea.
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>>728500521
No, I live in the US. I was cut against my will as a newborn.
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>>728499046
>woman

Yeah. That's the gender who's ass you're fucking. Okay, stinky pinky.
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>>728500716
Ima leave this here....
https://onlinedoctor.lloydspharmacy.com/everyman/how-to-last-longer-in-bed/
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>>728500873
Good. Let the hate flow through you.
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>>728497010
Have you ever been to India?
We're clean as fuck in comparison to majority of the world.
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It is because Kellogg (yes the cereal cunt) campaigned that circumcision would keep boys from masturbating and it is now a tradition.
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>>728500716

Nope, foreskin sensitivity is actually completely different and while extremely pleasurable will not make you cum faster or slower, it's just one more erogenous spot.
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>>728501035
Also Im trying to regrow it back
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>>728500697
Post yours and I'll post mine
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>>728500937
>stinky pinky

Are you implying that butt fucking guys doesn't smell ? No wonder you're so fond of it then.
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>>728501187
>Also Im trying to regrow it back
Hmmm. Any progression?
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>>728501073

And still have enough trouble washing your dicks that you'd rather mutilate them than buy a bar of soap...
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>>728501074

Yep', he actually advertised cereals as a cure for masturbation. lol
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>>728498340
Now I'm curious. Pic?
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>>728501073
Don't I see videos of you people shitting everywhere due to lack of toilets?
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>>728501318
Barely. However there is this:http://www.foregen.org/
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>>728501074
Didn't work, started jackin it at age 8.
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>>728501215

You're the one bragging about shit dude, man up and deliver on your own claims.
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>>728501534
i would but my phone is busted maybe next time anon when i have something to take the pic
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>>728496202
Dick skin is gross, and unnecessary. In fact, the moment I became of age, I sliced all of the skin from my dick. It scabs up all over, but you just take a shower and it all comes off.
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>>728500862
GET DAT FULL FEELIN BOI.

To be honest they probably were rough back in the day. Calluses in their pussies n shit.
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>>728501645
>http://www.foregen.org/
Why the fuck do people care this much about fucking foreskin?
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>>728501645
>728499782
I'm restoring mine too. Check out the reddit for it. (I don't like reddit but it's the only fucking place that there's an active/not creepy community for restoring). There's a member there who had HUGE success with his own manual method. I've used it for a month and made more progress than with my DTR in half a year.
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>>728496733
>It's like wisdom teeth
Yeah, that's a pretty good analogy actually. My wisdom teeth (the ones that are still in my mouth) are useful for grinding food. They may take me an extra few seconds to clean each day, but it feels good to have them.
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>>728501701
Let's trade dick pics?
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>>728502040
It's the nerves that are chopped off. The tip of the foreskin contains all the pleasure nerves. The head of the penis doesn't compare.The drying out of the dick is just salt on the wound.
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>>728496733
Typical american education.

Must be hard when people take your free will, because I can still decide if I want foreskin or not.
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>>728502080
I'm more evolved then you so my wisdom teeth had no room to grow in my mouth. Got all four out at the same time.
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>>728502279
>I'm more evolved then you
Clearly.
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>>728496733
Gotta love American education
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>>728502260
>Must be hard when people take your free will, because I can still decide if I want foreskin or not.

I can own guns and say nigger without being thrown in jail for five years.
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>>728502500
>and say nigger without being thrown in jail for five years.
Maybe because you are a nigger yourself.
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>>728500991

Shit. This is actually really informative... Thanks, dude. I'm gonna try some of this.

Mainly condoms have been my Savior. But trying some of this other stuff can increase my time. Cool.

I get off on the idea of my girl having an orgasm. So when I finish before them it depresses me. So hopefully this helps.
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>>728502356
That wasn't a joke. It is a common way to tell how many generations a person has gone through. Blacks and native americans were the last to begin losing their wisdom teeth so many of their kind(and halfbreeds) can still get them. In 5,000 years we won't have pinky toes either.
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>>728501967

So what would be the evolutionary answer to obese americunts ? bumpers ?
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>>728501588
I wasnt clear. Haha I'm American. I was saying Americans are way cleaner than, say, India. Which are heathens.
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>>728502194
You do realize that is just scientifically disproved bs uncut people say right? You morons keep bashing american education but you don't seem to have ever opened up a biology book
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>>728497201
>What is the old testament¿
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>>728501077
Eh. Never knew what it's like so I don't know what I'm missing. Ignorance is bliss. Orgasms still feel awesome. So fuck it.
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>>728502115

Lol, how low will you go to avoid having to deliver on what you said ?
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>>728496202
Worse.
It was 19th century moralist anti-mastubation crusaders.
To be fair they had a point at the time-America had just lost 600,000 men (aka soldiers and taxpayers) due to a civil war and those numbers had to be made up for somehow if the country wanted to keep growing economically. So while I'm not going to say the government sponsored those efforts, they certainly weren't going to oppose them either. At the basest level, a country's economy is the sum of its people's doings. The more people, the more doings and bigger the economy can be.

The anti-masturbation folks didn't want you to be jacking off because America in the late 1800s had a massive population shortage. Every sperm wasn't only sacred, it was needed to fill up every uterus with kids as often as possible so the nation could recover and get back on track. And every time you sprayed it to the pictures in the Sears catalog, that meant your weren't spraying it in Fertile Fern quivering quim and making the kids your country desperately needed.
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>>728501279
I'm implying that it does, dipshit. I was saying you fuck dudes.
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>>728502617
Hmmm that raises the questions, what happens if a black dude in Europe says nigger? Do they get thrown in jail like whites? Probably not, your governments are too cucky to be equal.
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>>728501403
*shrugs* Just easier. One less thing to worry about when showering. Quick soap rub on the wiener and you're done. No pulling back skin and shit.
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>>728499046
This
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>>728503037
>to deliver on what you said ?
I never said I'd anything other than trade pics with you. Man your brain is so underdeveloped it can't even remember a post from 5 mins ago.
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>>728501736
Disappoint. It sounds fucking weird yet fascinating.
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>>728503118
>Europe
>cuck

pick one and only one

America is much more cucked
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>>728498726
nigger made corn flakes he knows his genitals
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>>728497700
Still would
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>>728502890
Then why do I feel next to nothing in my dick? Show me proof that what I said is wrong. Also, citing jewish funded studies saying "it doesn't decrease pleasure" are not a valid reason. You realize it states in the Torah that circumcision is a sacrifice of pleasure right?
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>>728502986
>Ignorance is bliss
That's true, the most important thing is to get some action. It's like a shotgun, cut or uncut doesn't matter as long as you shoot.
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>>728503089

Oh... Well, you failed yet one more time then.
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>>728502793
I'm American, but not obese. Though my best bet for the idiot walmart rascal riders is the hormones and mass amounts of transfat from the wonderful invention of fast food. Our diets are making 8 year olds grow boobs, people turning into land whales, and a rapidly fast decline of intelligence (and mental illness with all this snowflake bullshit going on). Luckily it hasn't affected me.

But America isn't the only ones, dick. Europe has NO McDonald's? Just cause we invented it, doesn't mean it isn't invading you too. Welcome to the 21st century, friend.
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>>728503398
>Then why do I feel next to nothing in my dick?
I don't man, maybe there is something wrong with the nerve connectors to it? Have you ever gone to a doctor or anything?
>Show me proof
> Also, citing jewish funded studies... are not a valid reason
Oh you're one of those people, 9/11 was a jew job too huh?
>Torah that circumcision is a sacrifice of pleasure right?
You do know that medical circumcision and jewish circumcision are completely different, right?
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>>728503636
This happens a lot to me.
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>>728503232
Easier to cut your own body than wash it, really ?

There's no "shit", cut or uncut dick are washed just the same way, pulling back the foreskin doesn't unleash the 4 riders from hell.
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Well, if anyone is restoring like me, stretching is the best way, although we live in America, attitudes are changing. It may take a while, like a few years, but it appears to be worth it, it's the closest you can get until foregen.org makes a breakthrough
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>>728503516
And then the foreskin and circumcised came to a mutual agreement.

Doesn't matter, had sex.

And peace was made.

Kek
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>>728503286

You claimed to hit the gym twice a day 5 times a week, I asked for a proof pic, not a dick pic.

If you're too supid to understand that you should question your own IQ instead of trying to get pics of my dick you fag.
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american returds , wank me a river , dont cut the foreskin .

penis without forskin = ugly , no sense , dry ugly skin .

and is torture . oh ye wee torture the baby nice and next week wee blech the baby anus with a chainsaw . reTURDS americans , i hope ww3 is cumming !

sorry for my anus english , english IS anus .

as ass assault assassin , but butt butter , ja very anus .
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>>728504083
>I asked for a proof pic,
And I said no. What the fuck is hard to understand about that you braindead monkey?
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>Foreskin is completely unnecessary
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>>728503717

We both have fast food and yet you're the ones with the highest obesity ratio man, deal with it.
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>>728503887
I literally was a few hours old when it happened. I could give a good fuck less if I was mutilated. Haven't affected me yet.

That's how I always imagined cleaning an uncircumcised dick was like. You peel it back and then string cheese starts spewing. I wrong?
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>>728503052
I don't follow the logic here. If a foreskin makes masturbation feel better, it also makes sex feel better.
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>>728503516
Wanna know how I can tell you're cut?
>>728503829
No problem getting hard. My glans is cracked as a DIRECT RESULT of circumcision. It is also dry.

9/11 WAS a Jewish job but that's irrelevant.

Think about who profits off of circumcisions. The cosmetic companies, and many doctors who practice it. I'll let you research what the majority of both those groups' religion is.

And they only differ in the amount of skin removed. It's still sensitive tissue being removed and there is nothing you can say that changes that fact.
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>>728504239
We're both cut from the same slab man. British settled America in case you forgot this.
We have a high obesity rate in comparison because our country is 4 times as big as the UK.
And, well, we have people in the south that didn't go to school which in turn made them terrible parents that fed their selves and their kids big Macs all day.

Can't help the idiots. But there's good and bad everywhere. I'm an average weight intellectual. So at least I'm fighting the statistics.
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>>728504050

cut and uncut guys shake dicks as you would shake hands, naked women run in to give them all blowjobs, and we all hold hands jizz on their titties at the same time in one giant ejaculation of the brotherhood of the Dick.

And then I woke up your honor.
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>>728504441
>My glans is cracked as a DIRECT RESULT of circumcision. It is also dry.
Don't have that problem buddy. I've been fucking around with you people, I'm uncut to. See ya, this thread got boring.
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>>728496202
long story short..... yes
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>>728504565
AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED.
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>>728504239
>4 of the 5 countries with the highest obesity rates are in europe
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>>728504565
a world I one day want to live in. imagine it. dick paradise.
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>>728504210

You said you'd post yours if I posted mine, to which I said you had to deliver on your own claim.
It's all in the thread man, all we have to do to chack it is scroll up, you can't weasel your way out of it.
Or will you admit that you blatantly lied about a few things ?
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>>728504797
Kek
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>>728504875
Just trade contact info and suck eachother's dicks already. Good fucking god.
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>ad hominem attacks
>based on whether or not your parents perpetuated societally accepted genital mutilation
You guys will argue about anything.
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>>728504251

Yes, no cheese whatsoever, for that to happen you'd probably need a few weeks of not showering. I've actually never seen it...

If dick cheese was actually a thing we'd all be getting blowjobs from hungry girlfriends in the shower and no-one would be arguing about it.
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>>728503300
yeah but its like a cocktease, like the half of it i DO have feels fucking great so it makes me wish so much that i had the rest of it

its actually one of the reasons i dont persue sex, im actually emotionally terrified of how people are going to react to it
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>>728504441

Since I'm not yes, I would like to know.
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>>728505064
This is why this website is the funniest time waster ever created. It's amazing. Kek
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>>728504797

Population numbers still place you on top though.

I miss the Colbert Report, it was way better than what he's doing now...
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>>728496202
Femnon here. I think it's disgusting. Men who don't shower frequently literally just let dickcheese build up or let it smell like a dead fish.
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>>728505155
So like. Could you not shower for a week and then like, make a grilled cheese from your smegma?
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>>728505189
Why not have the doctor surgically remove the rest so you can lead a healthy sex life?
I'm surprised the fucker hasn't brought it up to you.
>"Oh. This patient has half his foreskin still. Lel I'm not gonna say shit and make him think it's normal."
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>>728505470
So let's assume we don't live in fucking China where we don't shower daily/bi-daily. Aesthetically, which do you prefer. Cut or uncut? I heard uncut makes it LOOK bigger, but it's just an optical illusion.
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>>728505689
why the fuck remove the best part i still got
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>>728505905
So you can not look like a fucking mutant. You're not gonna grunt really hard and grow the shit back. So cut your losses. Literally.
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>>728505470
You're just an American cunt, literally the worst women to choose from. Your opinion is invalid.
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>>728506196
Imagine how rancid that tastes.
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>>728506077
American women have some of the worst personalities. I swear, man. Entitlement has killed America's ego. We all think we're hot shit when we're all normal ass boring people.
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>>728506385
Only half as bad as pussy.
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I got circ'ed when I was older and liked it better.
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>>728504410
But that's just it.
If masturbation doesn't feel as good, you won't do it as much. Or that's the story anyway.
Meanwhile, sex was easy as fuck in the post Civil War era-there were widows everywhere and never enough men to go around. Getting your dick wet wasn't a problem at all. So people were doing it anyway.
Also, it was the era before birth control, which meant women didn't have the vaginal dryness and lack of libido associated with BC either. So the lack of lubrication for the glans isn't as noticeable, because she's much wetter anyway.
So back then, circumcision didn't mather so much as keeping young boys' dicks out of their hands and into the waiting cunt of Horny Henrietta. Since she wasn't going to get fucked by anyone else the downside wasn't as bad as it is now.
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>>728506385
Lick the back of your hand. Provided you haven't had your hand up your mother's ass, that's what a dick tastes like.
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>>728506572
Not sure what pussies you've been licking but vagina literally just tastes like flesh. Like licking a more texturized mouth.

Now I'm concerned for you.
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>>728506385
I'm rotten of all Americans are well but well washed of the brain by the Jews ... you already are lost.
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>>728506761
>I'm rotten of all Americans are well but well washed of the brain by the Jews
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>>728496202
Why do Eurococks like foreskin? Are they all just filthy unclean bastards?
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>>728506659
A sweaty smegma skin taste. More like licking a toe or some shit after running a marathon.
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>>728506761
>"Something something I hate Jews something something skinhead jargon something something third world country education."
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>>728506864
They start smoking and drinking at an early age. That can fuck up brain development quite a bit. I have a theory it's directly affecting their hygiene sense.
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>>728496202
Because Americans are so brainwashed by the Jews that they actually think that cutting of bits of your dick is the right thing to do. Theres a study where traumatic pain through circumcision can affect your nervous system and the way you think forever at such a young age; this is why Americans are often very aggressive or have sleep like mentality to fervently believe outlandish causes e.g. see left wing communists and redneck neocons. TLDR Americans got jewed
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>>728506745
Pedo scum GTFO.
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>>728507240
>They start smoking and drinking at an early age
Do you actually live in America?
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>>728506063
look im not gonna lie and say i havent thought of it...ut i dont feel like i need to mutilate myself further so i dont "look like a fucking mutant" if it absolutely comes to that then maybe but until then im not gonna do it.

plus i already "look like a fucking mutant" as ove half my body is covered in 3rd degree burn scars anyway so afaik y time they see my dick they'll already be used to the abomination look

pic related:it's me and my half toes all melted together foot (and thats not even the worst part)
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Why are Eurofags so obsessed with American cocks? Are all the good cocks taken in their country so all they can think about are our prim and proper cut cocks?
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>>728507349
He was talking about Eurococks.
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>>728507272
No. Legal women in my age group. Aka college aged. Maybe it's because they clean their selves and the girls you're with don't? Like?
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Why are uncut cocks always bent in some fucked up way?
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>>728507555
This.
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>>728507555
Yes, and I'm wondering how he can make a statement like that when Americans smoke and drink like crazy as teenagers as well.
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>>728507847
Because cocks subconsciously know cut=bad so they try to bend away.
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>>728507439
Chicks dig scars. So whatever, to that extent.

But a SpongeBob mushroom wiener?
I mean. It's your body, man. Just explain your situation to the girl you love. As long as you're clean, I'm sure she won't care. To be honest, she might like it. It's different. Best of both worlds kinda thing. Cut but not cut.
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>>728507881
Maybe you are the one not living in America. I see many more American adults smoking and drinking than teens. In fact the current gen of teens seem to be taking a healthier approach to life.
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>>728507761
Pusies taste like 9v batteries, anything else is pedo material.
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>>728508210
>I see
I'm using actual statistics from the World Health Organization, not anecdotal observations.
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>>728505474

I've never not showered for that long. Max was 5 days on a hiking trip with buddies, no smegma.

I guess you have to be really filthy to actually have that kind of thing...
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>>728508256
Kek. 9v batteries. Sure you're not the deviant? I like women my own age.

Nah. But I like the taste. Of course their pussy juice has like, a certain scent. But the taste is so mild that it just tastes like wetness. Unless the stench is fucking foul, it's not bad at all.
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>>728508463
Damn.
The fact that people get it says something. What kind of filthy fucker doesn't wash their dick for more than a week, enough to build dead skin and gunk under their dick skin?
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>>728507507

Why are amerifags so complexed by circumcision they have to start threads to try to justify it and feel better about themselves ?
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>>728508738
>>728508463

On second thought. I've been to a battle station thread or two.

I retract my statement.
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>>728508755
To stir shit for the lulz.
Why does any dipshit anon make any thread on here? For the faps or for the lulz.
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>>728508506
You mean to tell me pussy doesn't like battery acid naturally?
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>>728508980
I think you're dating the fucking terminator, man.
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>>728508755
There has never been a cut versus uncut thread, there has never been a cut is better that uncut thread. It has always been uncut is better, or uncut versus cut. That indicates it has always been an uncut Eurofag that has initiated everyone e of these threads to date.
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>>728508738

Exactly. Which is why circumcision is probably not necessary anymore nowadays as long as you have proper hygiene. Sick fucks who don't shower will get filthy whetther they're cut or not, their armpits will smell like death before their pants too...
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>>728508980
Your pussy you munch has something wrong with it. Maybe you should get yourself checked for STD's
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>>728508979

Good point.
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>>728508738
Also when you pee it tends to flush anything out of the foreskin that accumulates there.
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>>728509239
Keep your pits shaved and they rarely smell. The smell comes the bacteria that collects in the hair, not on the skin.
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>>728509131
>there has never been a cut is better that uncut thread
>diamonds.jpg
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>>728509333
Then it leaves pee under the foreskin which is just nasty as well.
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>>728509131

Newfag detected

Lurk moar
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>>728509445
That was also started by Eurofags, We backfingered the OP and found where his IP originated.
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>>728509347
>Keep your pits shaved
>shaving
>a concave area
That just sounds painful.
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>>728509333
WAIT.

WHEN UNCUT GUYS PISS, IT FILLS THEIR FORESKIN UP LIKE WATER BALLOONS?
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>>728496349
Fpbp
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>>728509347

Agreed, but you'll still sweat more from your armpits.
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>>728509537
I did, as I said we found those threads to where started from a European IP.
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>>728509239
DAT BALL STANK. Imagine. I go three days and my balls start smelling weird.
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>>728509615
Raise your arm straight up and it is not concave you noob.
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>>728509455
>pee
>nasty
You need to drink more water, anon.
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>>728509621
If you pinch the end it does.
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>>728509621

We pull the foreskin to piss, but girlfriends ofter have fun blowing in the foreskin to make it look like a balloon, hence the term "blowjob".
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>>728509760
I am cut and proud, I don't have to deal with such shit.
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>>728507847
Skyrim Special Edition looks amazing!
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>>728509061
Dude, she has to clean, she's so hot..
>>728509254
I'm pretty sure she's clean, We've been fucing for months, surely I would've noticed something by now.
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>>728509875
>proud of a decision someone else made
>no time for basic nutrition
Makes sense.
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>>728496202

Why do foreigners love foreskin? Did the Nazi's do this?
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>>728508504
Nice feet
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>>728509687

Which one ?

Newfag detected
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>>728509854
So when girls suck uncut guys off, theyre sucking piss out of their foreskin?
Mate.
I'm about to fucking yak.
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>>728505892
Cut. Feels better too imo
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>>728509736

That will happen whether you're cut or not, unless you've got castration confused for circumcision...
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>>728510036
All I drink is water, and I am glad my parents had me cut. i would die if I had to look at something that looked like a worm in a turtleneck sweater all the time. I would get myself cut if I had to see that all the time.
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>>728509952
Pour water on her and see if she short circuits.
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>>728506542
Why, because we don't get shunned for having an opinion?

Kill yourself, you fucking uncut virgin
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>>728510194
What.
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>>728510286
You just walk around looking at your dick all day?
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>>728510438
Men have the same issue. This wasn't meant to be sexist. Everyone sort of has an attitude issue.
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>>728510259
Uncut actually adds girth.
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>>728510259
Are you hot
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>>728510503

He can't, it looks like a worm without a sweater on...
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>>728510823
There's nothing more disturbing than a cold worm.
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>>728505061

No need, he won't deliver anyway. Gym Janitor's got a mouth bigger than his dick.
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>>728510688
I'd say I'm average idk. On the petite end, which a lot of guys like so, makes things easier if I like someone.

>>728510612
Just don't be a microdick and act like you've never seen a vagina in your life and it's whatever. Not every woman is looking for the biggest dick on the market.

There's more pleasure in a dick that's the "right size" rather than what's bigger.
So basically, at least average. I don't pull out a fucking measuring tape.
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>>728511358
>Gym Janitor
>disrespecting the person who cleans your shame
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>>728510823
The south never gets cold enough for a sweater.
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Easy. It is a method of societal control used to divert the sexual energy of citizens to productive efforts. Look at any successful culture and you'll see some form of sexual repression. Jews were smart enough to work this into core belief and practice, US adopted this once they realized the power.

Originally intended to end masturbatory urges, it quickly spiraled in the medical community to be a cure-all for mental disorders and even some physical problems. The thing is, when you don't fulfill your body's inherent survival need to cum, it will instinctively react to your shortcomings in procreation effort by increasing testosterone levels, giving you more energy (physically and socially) and making your balls hurt like hell. The greatest things humans have ever created have been the result of boredom and diverted sexual energy. Why do you think serial killers always 'get off' on murder? Almost everything is sexually motivated on some level. Read some Freud. (But don't take as the word of God).

Here's a link for some more writing on stuff like that

humantruth(dot)info/energy.html
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Masturbation_prevention

Think about this next time you're eating your fucking Corn Flakes.
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>>728511591
>Not every woman is looking for the biggest dick on the market.
I've read lots of studies saying women want girth rather than length, deal with it pencil dick.
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>>728511594
Trying that desperately to hide your own failure a trolling.
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>>728511862
I don't have a dick. Learn how to read what I'm quoting.

>being this retarded
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>>728511600
Still, having a dick that looks like it's only got a t-shirt on....
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>>728512021

Tits or GTFO newfag.
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>>728496856
there is no full potential. i got cut at 15 you fuck. experienced both worlds and yours sucked.
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>>728512021
>I don't have a dick.
Then why are you participating in a discussion about dicks? I don't go around talking about whether or not women can get abortions.
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>all this invalid jew defense itt
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>>728512254
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>>728512254

Implying he wasn't a virgin at 15... Kek
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>>728512254
Because of the recovery time after surgery, there's not really a way to compare the two.

I'm waiting for someone with two dicks to circumcise just one of them so we can settle this once and for all.
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>>728512152
>newfag

I've been lurking since like '09, faggot.
It's more newfag to just respond with "tits or gtfo" when that rule only applies to femnons if they're the OP.

How about you be a fucking man and post your dick with timestamp since you're so confident, and I'll post my tits.

Until then, just get out now
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>>728512580
>I've been lurking since like '09
>that rule only applies to femnons if they're the OP
Pick one.
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>>728512659
Dick and timestamp faggot, or everything you say is invalid

You afraid, little whiny bitch?
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>>728496733
Nobody cuts out healthy infants' wisdom teeth without anesthesia.
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>>728499394
Penile cancer in the developed world is rarer than male breast cancer. When it does occur, it's often because of HPV, which is preventable.
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>>728501074
This is why I hardly ever eat cold cereal.
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>>728512580

Nope, as a basis there are no women on the internet, hence the tits or gtfo rule to prove your claim to be one.

Either deliver or get the fuck out.
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>>728513615
I think I'll stay
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>>728502040
Most uncircumcised males will say that foreskin is sensitive. It is. It's full of nerves. Many circumcised men wish that such an intimate part of their body wasn't taken from them at birth.
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>>728506385
>>728506920
Do you people not take showers? You wash it, just like washing your nuts and asshole or a girl washes her sweaty taint. Congrats, it now tastes bland and probably a little salty.
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>>728513734

Newfag detected
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>>728513085
Not a great analogy, anon. Infants don't have wisdom teeth.
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>>728513410
>HPV, which is preventable
By a vaccine which is controversial only in America. And we come full circle.
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>>728512580
>09
>not a newfag

My sides
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>>728513811
YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>728512682
I mean they're both functional, just one is dried out like some jerky.
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>>728502890
There are studies that support opposing claims on that point. While there are studies that claim foreskin isn't sensitive, I've looked at them and they literally don't even try to address counter arguments or contrary empirical evidence from dissections. Even more startling is the fact that most of them trace down to a small cadre of "researchers" who have been thoroughly discredited.
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>>728513960
That's the classic cutfag fuckup.
>we're not cavemen anymore, we don't need a foreskin
And the next argument implies that cutfags don't know the first thing about hygiene.
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I got circumcised cause i had phimosis,
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>>728514186
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>>728514322
Literally the only valid reason for circumcision.
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>>728500716
tbh i last too long in bed because im cut. I don't feel much even with the amount I try to reduce the effects of circumcision.
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>>728505470
Man here. I think it's disgusting. Women who don't shower frequently literally just let vagina cheese build up or let it smell like a dead fish.
This is what you sound like.
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even most Muslims don't get this shit done to themselves anymore.

why are we doing this again?
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>>728507240
Israelis smoke a lot too.
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>>728514681
Unchecked conservatism. We do things because we have done things.
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>>728514570

Good point, we should force excision on all women.
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>>728512858
>female
>needlessly aggressive
I'm calling bullshit. Or you're crazy and I don't care what you think.
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>>728514999
Nice trips. Check my dubs
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>>728515336
>how the fuck do i select images with a gas station
>i'll just use my mouse instead
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>>728515449
Hwat?
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HAHAHA! You amerifags don't know what you're missing.

Sincerely, a whole man.
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>>728512442
There's not much to discuss. Ones has more nerve ending (the foreskin) and more sensitive nerve endings (the constantly moistened and protected glans).
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>>728516099
>You amerifags don't know what you're missing.
This is true, because I'm not missing it. Some of us had cool parents.
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>>728516295
pics or it happened
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>>728503315
>Sweden
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>>728497083
>>728497542

This is actually kinda true. The only countries that are regressing are muslim countries like Iran in the 70s, Syria and Lebanon in the 80s, Bosnia in the 90s and Turkey right now. Countries like China, India and the Philippines are getting out whereas Muslim countries are going back.
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>>728516295
Your parents must have had to tip the doctor pretty generously to stop him hacking it off.
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uncut reminds me of those jelly toys from my childhood and it makes me uncomfortable
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>>728516368
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>>728516527
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>>728516502
It costs something like $500 to circumcise a baby in the US. If we assume a 50/50 materials/labor ratio, that doctor is pocketing $250. So yes, my parents tipped him generously.
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>>728516659
Oh shit. I got one of these from an aquarium gift shop when I was 13. Guess what happened to it.
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>>728516773
you stuck your dick in it?
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>>728516810
Incidentally, Elmer's glue is a terrible lubricant.
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>>728516528
MOAR
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>>728516881
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>>728516897
Here ya go, buddy.
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