WHERE'S THE SQUAD? >ottawa, ontario

Ottawa as well what up

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really, man not much wby? Where ya work? Or live (not specifically)

not Ottawa but Ontario

>>728492834
What up??

>>728492714
Not Ottawa, but Kingston which is somewhat close.

>>728492902
only 2 hours away

Im in downtown
>every night drunk people scream and shout
>letmesleep.jpg

>>728493013
Exactly kek Kingston is fucking awful though. It would be cool to meet somebody else that lives in Kingston.

>>728493097
kek ikr
And true at least i met someone from ottawa
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>>728493160
Back when I was in highschool I met this chick that used 4chan. Made her hate one of out mutual friends, because I went on a 15 minute
rant about how I hate jews in the school hallway. Kingston is so cucked, and the people here are fucked.

>>728493303
>met a check that used 4chan

holy shit really, Im in high school so it would be sick if anyone there used this. I highly doubt it though because all the 14 year olds are like "closed-minded ". How old was she? How did you know she used 4chan? Story??

I thought Ottawa was cucked and fucked up

>>728493465
I was in an art class I was forced to take, and my buddy was mentioning something he saw on /b/, and we assumed nobody would know and she said she used 4chan. We were 16 at the time, I think she would be 19 now since I think she is a few months older then me. I am 19 in August.

>>728493686
oh yeah i feel yeah, i had to take it in Grade 10, brutal, because i cant draw for shit.

that's sick af tbh, wish this happened to me. Did graduate last year? or you still in high school.

>>728494054
Graduated last year. Didn't even go to my graduation. Way too depressed lmfao.

>>728494231
kek im graduating next year.
Though it was supposes to be this year but i fucked up and need to take physics and shit.
Damn, since i'll know no one, im pretty fucked for prom and graduation.

Ottawa fag here too OP

>>728494333
Fuck lad that sucks. I didn't even do gym, or my 40 hours. I had like 7 cooking credits though, turned out to hate it. You go to highschool in Ottawa right?

>>728494362
Great, what's up ??
btw why is the weather being a dick to us

>>728494518
its fine lol,I don't really care for prom tbh jst wasting my money on a girl that i'll most likely have nothing in common with or have a long -term relationship.

I see, and yes I go to high school in Ottawa.

Newmarket...nice town.

>>728494731
I never went to prom, because I am a fat lonely retard, with extreme suicidal tendencies that scared everybody off kek. Prom can get fucked. To bad you ain't in Kingston, could chill kek. You seem lit enough for my faggot ass.

>>728494549
Not much lad, getting ready for finals
Yeah the weather here sucks

>>728492714
Ottawa reporting in

>>728494963
lmao
I would chill with ya you seem chill but i cant drive or go away without my parents being overprotective.
tbh you dont deserve to be depressed you seem cool af

>>728494969
university final??
ikr

>>728495265
ayeee how old?

>>728495285
My buddy is in this thread he is the uni fag. At least your parents care about you.

Ottawa Fag here too. Anyone in the dirty south?

>>728495397
ohh okay
and yeah do you still live with your parents or have you moved out

>>728495490
tbh idek XDD

Lisgar and Glebe have fucking hotties

>>728495490
Toronto my nigga

>>728495699
toronto is an ok place

>>728495627
Yeah I do sadly. Live with my dad, but he doesn't give a fuck about what I do.

Another ottawafag reporting in, Carleton place though, 20 minutes outside of the city

>>728495849
Ah thats fine i know people who are 21 who live with their parents and attend to uni

>>728495907
You go to Carlenton? I might be going there next year

how is it? Do you reccomend?

>>728495923
I wanna live on my own, but I don't function out in society like most of /b/, and /r9k/.

613 Ottawa here as well!

>>728495907
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>>728495265
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>>728496091
oh that sucks man

I wanna move out but i missed out on the opportunity to get a job, I have a bio test and literally forgot. I feel like imma fail it, fucking boring, i guess i have to force it (Sorry for rant)

Exeter, Ontario. Any others in huron county?

>>728496385
Man I hated biology personally shit was not for me. No need to apologize lad.

>>728495976
No I live in the town of Carleton place, it's just outside of Ottawa, near smiths falls

>>728496493
tbh i only want 12th grade bio and not Gr 11 , but my faggot guidance counselor forced me to take gr 11 bio.
Same for me
what was your favorite course throughout high school?

>>728496518
ohhhh sorry took it the other way

>>728496628
Lmfao guidance counselors at my school were decent at times. I don't really remember, I fucked off during the whole time I was in school. Probably cooking class, but I ended up having problems with being able to cook, because of my depression kek. How about you?

>>728497261
I never took cooking classes lool but tbh my guidance councel was an ass for that specific moment. Now he actually listens to me and shit so he's chill.
And everyone slacks from gr 9-11 haha
My favorite for Grade 12 was Chemistry. it was kinda brutal but the class itself was so fucking hype.

Oi Oi Oi whats up. Carleton fag first year engineering.

>>728497663
omg
i wanna go to Engineering at Carlenton
how is it ??? How difficult is the transition from high school to uni.

>>728497619
I slacked from kindergarten till I graduated lmfao. Cooking was decent with a good teacher. Mostly when you were cooking for the whole school. Chemistry was pretty fun, but hard for me.

>>728497913
tbh same kek
Gr 12 i somehow stepped up and did pretty decent.
Wish i took cooking idek if its offered here.
YEah it's pretty hard, but i had a nice teacher, he's honesty the best

>>728494333
M8 im from NL and I went to prom without a date. Its not embarrassing or anything. Just hung out with my friends some of who had dates and it was aight. Never partied or anything though. Just watched Kenny vs spenny with a few buds and ate pizza.

>>728497884
Well if you did homework in highschool you will be fine. If you are like me and got good grades without studying very hard its gonna suck but its doable. The engineering program is awesome as fuck. all of the professors make fun of the arts students and honestly its a cult.

WAH GWAN FAMSKI

>>728498110
I averaged like 70s, and all I did was watch movies, and played games kek. In grade 8 I averaged 95 or so.

>>728498110
A good teacher makes shit fun.

Toronto here

>>728498163
ahh thanks

>>728498319
oh tysm!

>>728498360
my average rn is lke 85
or whatever its gonna go down tho

and kek gr 8 i think my average was a 60 in gr 8 i didnt try for shit

Kanata, woooo
Software dev in Bell's Corners.

>>728498419
Ha ha ha toronto fag hows the traffic failing infrastructure and jane and finnch

>>728498535
I didn't try in grade 8 either, I just found it easy. I also flirted with the teacher a lot. Shit that is pretty good lad.

>>728498617
why u hate toronto is it all the gays

>>728498680
holy shit i remember in Grade 6 this sub teacher was like "its weird how we're together" she was so fucking hot oh my Lord i wish i was mature enough i could've fucked her. ..

You are like little babies. Watch this.

H A M I L T O N

>>728498892
No im from mississauga. Toronto is a failure of everything it could be. They have massive traffic and infrastructure issues that could easily be solved but the retarded polititions are like lets add more busses.

>>728499147
Toronto is the 19-2000 road from hell

Ottawa here too. Holy hell, is tonight the night of Ottawa /b/ros? Never seen so many on here

>>728498924
I have been watching porn since I was 3 or 4 so sex has always been normal to me.

>>728499230
i didnt expect this as well honestly

>>728499200
Yep. My mum got a job working in toronto last year. said the commute wouldnt be that bad. Gave it a month she was like fuck this traffic fuck everything about toronto.

Fuck Ottawa man, it's just a shitty Canadian Boston.

Am Ottawa.
Can confirm Toronto is shit.

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>>728499487
Since when was boston the capital of the USA

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O T T A W A

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Anyone else from Windsor?

>>728499713
Ottawa so pretty. Lub.

Thunder bay fag, worst place in Canada nevermind the province

>>728499713
fucking hate that area
>>728499587
toronto is fun tho

>>728499640
That's the point Nigger. Canada's capital is a bootleg of a bootleg.

>>728499871
Disagree. Have you ever been to Kapuskasing? Or Hearst? Or Cochrane? THOSE are the worst places.

99999

>>728499713
aye numba 1

>>728499871
Ha almost went to lake head. They gave me everything mech engineering with co-op prefered residence and a 8000 scholarship. Still wasnt enough to get me to move 17 hours from home.

>>728500004
They are not considered places. Therefor they have status. They are that bad.

"bluesfest"

>>728499587
Yea I grew up in Toronto and I couldn't agree more.

But, now I've been in Ottawa for almost 10 years and, even though it's a much more friendly and communal place, fucking Vanier is crackheads, Ottawa South is welfare city, Orleans, Kanata, and Barrhaven are snobby elitists, down town is a joke, and the whole city is overrun with arabs and somalians. The only decent area is Nepean.

Ottawa boys! Any you fucks know Chantel B.?

>>728500004
You seen Attawapiskat?

>>728500397
I ain't got the faintest clue.

>>728500415
Real bad. How about Smooth Rock Falls?

>>728500397
Don't think so. Pic?

>>728500644
Never seen or heard of it. Probably a good thing.

>>728500366
watchu think about glebe
and alta vista

also does anyone else miss goin to the libraries as a wee lad
i remember getting manga at alta vista near all the kids stuff lol

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>>728492714

Q: What are the 2 seasons in Canada?
A: WINTER AND JULY!

>>728492714
Ottawa here

>>728500818
Shit cunt in Hamilton we got Jackson Square, which is this fucking mall that was huge but nobody used so there's like 5 stores in it and a massive fucking library. Spent hours reading some gay ass manga series about bean-dogs.

>>728501059
how's you? you in downtown?

Brantford reporting in

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>>728500669
Somewhat attractive decently THICC girl I went to university with. She lives there

>>728500818
Glebe is great if you're a family. Totally different residential feel from the rest of the city, but it ends so quick and before you know it, you're in rental housing and china town.

Alta vista is welfare city. And countless women in headscarves who have no idea how to drive their minivans.

>>728500818
Nepean isn't all good.
I lived on Morisset for a two years when I first moved to Ottawa. Fucking obnoxious niggers and cheap hookers everywhere. I had the back window of my car smashed twice and the side spray painted once. Got propositioned daily. Also cock roaches in the apartment building.

>>728501164
she cute

>>728501107
Nah, Orleans

>>728494776
me to....shit town

>>728501164
Nah don't recognize her unfortunately

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>>728501205
Meant to reply to this.

>>728501141
Brantford is so shit it's not even funny. Those niggas talking about attiwapiskat an shit aint got dick on brantford

>>728501335
Orleans me too

>>728501497
This guy knows how shit brantford is. Drug capital of canada

London boys reporting in

>>728501205
Ah forgot about the hookers. Lots of students and families though. All of Ottawa seems to have cockroach problems. It's the low-iq welfare folk not maintaining their livingspace.

Kanata isn't all snobs.
I mean, I am. But it's not all of us.

>>728501335
BEST PLACE TO LIVE IN OTTAWA

>>728501725
I saw a pack of feral niggers last time I was there.
Freaking the fuck out and rampaging near this fucking wool store

>>728501816
Nah, not everywhere. After I left Morisset I went to a building off Maitland and it was great. No bugs, kept up well, etc.

Biggest problem I had in that neighbourhood was a ton of Jehovah's Witnesses.

Kanata anyone?

haven't been on /b/ in years, what a coincidence.

>>728501929
aye wuts da weirdest stuff u guys seen on da bus

>>728501914
Pretty much this. Although st-jo's is lookin pretty rough these days. At least more shit keeps getting added around and along innes.

>>728502128
Yeah, buddy.
Bought a house out by the Outlets. Fucking love it out here.

Ontario /b/oys
289/439/6450

Fucking hate Orleans. I hate going there, I hate dealing with friends who live there, etc. Especially because wah too many fucking Frenchies.

>>728492714
519 rep. currently in windsor but live in sarnia :)

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705, Midland. Bored out of my fucking mind

>>728502010
Really? I'll have to check the area out, I'm due for a move.

Lol all I get are scientology leaflets and cards.

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Mississauga reporting in
any others from the 905?

>>728494776
upper canada mall is okay.

>>728502360
Oh shit Hammer Boys

>>728502361
They all speak English anyway, are you fucking mute or something?

loving this thread keep it up ontraifags

>>728502422
The building I was in was Castle Hill. I was really happy there. Only left because girlfriend and I bought a house in Kanata.

I would definitely recommend that building to people. Clean, nice lobby, indoor pool, in ground parking, etc.

stop hijacking buttmunchers

>>728502595
We should really do Ontario threads more often...

anyone been at the home show in windsor this weekend?

905 niagara

>>728502575
Nah, French people are all just the fucking worst.

Also, Orleans is so fucking far from everything else.

>ontario thread
>no kathleen wynne thread
> ???????????

>>728500366
Q: What's the capital of Somalia?
A: Bayshore.

>>728502621
Really. I've actually heard good things about the area. And why does Castle Hill sound so familiar... How was the price at Castle Hill anyway?

613, Cornwall. The armpit of the Seaway Valley.

>>728502804
yeah, nah, the french are fine.
I'll grant you that if you don't drive, its a little out of the way,but i mean kanata is just as far from dt.

>>728502925
Hahahaha I'm dying laughing right now. Although, I don't know man, have you ever been to Billings Bridge? That place used to be the definition of "capital of Somalia"

>>728502703
i'll make more
(OP HERE)
didnt expect this to grow

>>728502950
Castle Hill is also the name of the street the building is on, so maybe that shy it's familiar to you. It's the one building on the cliff near Maitland/Clyde.

I was paying $1200/month for a two bedroom with 1.5 bathrooms, with an outdoor parking spot and an in ground spot.

actually not op fuck this fag lmao

>>728503222
I do drive, but I live in Kanata and work in Bell's Corners. Trying to see friends in Orleans is a hassle, especially because none of my broke ass friends drive.

Best thing about Orleans is this little BBQ place called Meatings right beside the Kessel Run. Know it? It's fucking amazing. Get the beef brisket on a bun. Sooooooo good.

>>728503272
Ahh that makes a lot of sense. I'm legit going to check that out, thanks /b/ro!

And holy hell, 1.5 bathrooms plus parking? I'm definitely checking that out

>>728503261
Last time I was there was 2 years ago in the summer. I didn't notice any more darkies than anywhere else.

>>728503607
Awesome! Glad I could help.

>>728503666
Well... Trips don't lie. I hereby pronounce you correct, good sir.

>>728499713
I had my laser-eye surgery in that building!

>>728503577
Haven't been by Kessel run in a while, i live up by innes and don't have much reason to go down that way. Until now. With summer coming i made a note to scope it out. Thanks anon!

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>>728503261
i dont see many spooks there, pretty nice mall
also i think they removed that fake tree in the food court :(

>>728503577
They've really stepped up their game in the past few months. The tater tot poutine is disgustingly good.

>>728504026
Really? I did mine at Focus Eye on Carling.

>>728495699
high park reporting in

>>728504041
Enjoy, buddy! I recommend the tater tots for the side. They've also got a nice selection of beer, or you could do their really good homemade lemonade or iced tea.

>>728504074
I've witnessed several people publicly shit themselves or spontaneously throw up on the floor at Billings.

Plus the number of old ladies falling down for no reason in that mall is insane. Gotta be Ottawa's #1 cause for fall-related deaths lol

>>728504101
Fucking yeeeees.
I go to Kessel for Pathfinder Society.
Best part is getting to eat at Meatings.

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>>728504101
Have you guys been to The Great Canadian Poutinerie in Vanier?

You'd never expect anything amazing to ever come out of Vanier.... but... there it is.

>>728504416
I used to go there semi regularly, like 5 years ago, and I never saw anything ridiculous like that.

>>728504416
lol i dont think i ever get to see weird shit like that, and i go fairly often

also I just don't see many black people around in general
tis nice ;)

>>728504793
I'm curious, but fuck Vanier.

Best poutine I've had in the city was from a little chip truck run by an Asian guy on Carling. It's called S&G Fries.

they have an a&w's on heron now its fuckin schweet
luv dem chicken burgers

>>728499871
eyyyy mah man. fukkin hate this place.

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itt: the same 5 guys from ottawa samefagging

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prove it

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>>728504795
Haha hang around the Independent long enough and you'll get to see Loss Prevention tackling rednecks, police arresting old ladies for stealing bags of groceries, and Somalians running off with rotisserie chickens. Happens extremely regularly

Sudbury. Fucking sucks. Can't wait to graduate next month though and nail down employment with my piece of shit LU degree

>>728504941
Yeaaa man! I haven't had time to go to that one yet, but it's on my list!

>>728505360
be gone

Going to Moosonee any recommendations on what to see?

>>728505286
I went to Cambrian for programming.
Immediately moved to Ottawa when I was done.
Now making $85k/year wth shitty Cambrian diploma.

You can do it!

Also, Sudbury is shitty but it could be worse. You like meatball sammiches? Go check out Cortina at Barrydowne/Hawthorne. Best meatball sammich you'll ever have in your life.

>>728502360
Lol want to meet at coffee culture?

>>728505578
oh i wanna do programming
was it easy to find work here?
how much do you work in a week?

>>728505578
Really? Nice. People keep telling me to apply at Shopify. Not sure what other software/web jobs there are in Ottawa.

>>728505578

Ha. I actually had a sick job offer with the federal government in Ottawa. Long story short, even though I passed all the technical interviews, I was denied the required security clearance. One time criminal record and probation, definitely never going through that again.

Tried them and every other sandwich in this city -- I've been here my whole life. Just trying to recover from my losses and move on career wise.

>>728505837
if you dont mind soulless work that pays well, has benefits and tons of flex and vacation time, you could always be like me an program for the gov. There's lots of CS-02 positions open these days. Net yourself one of those for an easy ~80k a year.

>>728505767
There are lots of dev jobs if you're not absolute shit. There are a fuck ton of bad devs here. I've worked with some real shitters, and had to fire people in the past for being worthless.

Your best bet is March area or downtown. Fresh out of college you can expect to get around $40k/year.

Generally it's a standard Mon-Fri, 9-5 type of deal. Many are 37.5 hour work weeks.

I do probably about 20 hours of actual work each week, but I'm also really good at my job.

>>728496518
Hey me too

Grew up in Ottawa. Currently in Carleton Place. But i'm in Ottawa all the time still.

Tottenham

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>>728506099

Previous Laurentian person here. Care to give me some insight on how well I'd fare in the private sector in Ottawa? I'm a fairly good dev -- self-taught development/networking/security/etc for the past 12 years now. Are background checks common though?

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>>728506183
There are 3 carleton place people here.
that seems statistically improbable.

Don't you guys think it's weird when people refer to it as CP.....
...cuz... you know... cp.....

>>728506078
Silver Bullet poutine?

>>728506240
Carton place

>>728506387
I went to Notre dame, and yes it is pretty weird.

>>728506387
Makes me kek every time... then I have to explain why... then I look like a pedo.

>>728506099
oh ok i was expecting most to be 40+
specifically, wat ya do there?

>>728506292
Of the 6 dev jobs I've had in Ottawa only one didn't do a background check.

I previously had a conditional discharge on my record for theft, but that doesn't show up anymore. Never cost me any work, though.

Also, doing dev for the gov blows. Find a mid sized tech company on March and be a decent dev and they'll treat you like a God.

>>728492714
Crack capital. Anyone going to the hill this year?

>>728495976
I go there, It's chill 8/10 would prob reccomend

>>728506662
My dev history here was
$38k
$45k
$60k
$75k
$80k
$85k

My goal is go get to $100k by 30. I've got a year to go.

A lot of Ottawa is .NET. Be really good at C# and SQL Server and half the city will hire you.

>>728506707

Hmm. Unfortunately I didn't get a discharge, I got a straight conviction for common assault. Do you think most employers would generally care about common assault convictions, or is it a deal breaker? Or is the dev market really that bad that they'll ignore it for good devs?

Silver bullet is also my favourite next to vespa.

>>728507248
Depends a lot on the place. Also if you can give a reasonable explanation for the charge, and are up front about it. But it's going to be a deal breaker for most places.

I'd seek a pardon for that to get it off your record ASAP.

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>>728507217
ty anon

>moved to Ontario in July
>lived in 6 other provinces before then
>have travelled and worked around Ontario a lot
>is there any city in your province where littering isn't the favourite pastime?
SHAME ON ALL OF YOU

>>728507889
What's wrong about littering? i love making injuns cry

>>728507248
A lot of places will only care if it prevents you from getting government security clearance. At least enhanced reliability or secret. You should apply for that yourself and see if you get it. Many recruiters can help you with that if you're unsure.

>>728494333
trips prove you're underage
b&

>>728507458

>>728507458

Really hoping our current PM reverses the previous changes to the pardon system. I have a 5 year waiting period before I can get the record suspended. It was previously 3 years for a summary conviction. Could be worse I suppose.

Honestly, that's a little surprising. I've heard the exact opposite coming from devs in the GTA. I got another month to find out in either case.

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>>728508051

AFAIK you actually can't just apply for any clearance level. There would have to be an offer from an agency that requires it first. I could be wrong though.

>>728508324
why did you break the laws of the land anon

>>728509112

Apparently you're not allowed to use force if an unwanted guest refuses to leave your place. Live and learn.

>>728509553
aw that sucks :(

>>728492714
Ottawa here, too, motherfucker.

Anyone got anything on any Carleton U chicks? I've got some on one.

>>728492714
>Scarberia

>>728510052
I might, 1st year though

>>728510230
I've got some of a 2nd year. I'll post w/ abbreviated name, you do the same. It's a little tame, but not bad. Pretty sure she only fucks black guys, though, the fucking race traitor.

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Emma R.F.

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