ITT: We all live in the same house

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>>728492670
WHO SMOKED MY BAG OF ROACHEST?!

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shitters full.

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>>728492670

nobody come into my room or I'll gut you

>>728492670
Brendan, stop putting the peanut butter in the icebox!

>>728492670
Quit naming the Wifi OP is a fag. assholes.

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>>728492670
So this is a fun party

>>728493159
why would it be " OP is a fag"
wouldn't they just use their actual name? Do you call people irl "Hey Anon! How are you, Op?"

>>728493386
hey anon, how about you shut it

>>728492670
WHO GLUED A VIBRATOR TO MY CHAIR WAS IT YOU MARK

>>728493461
I'm not listening to you, Hank since You are behind on rent anyway. Think you could come up with something by the 15th?

>>728493673
Yeah i think i can cover that. Does 300 sound okay? I can pay off the rest when my next cheque comes in

WHo UsEd MY FEshlIGT

>>728494133
IT WUZ MEEEEEEW >>:DDD

I'm burning this fucker down

There's a giant worm clinging to the kitchen ceiling fan, thrashing around violently and screaming. There's blood everywhere. Anyone wanna do something about that? Should I just ignore it?

>>728494133
I did.

>>728494006
Kewl man. That sounds fine. Want to go in Sabrina's room and smell her dirty clothes? I've never done it before I promise. But i will if you do

Yo Geff, your Xl Dragon Dildo came in!!!

>>728494286
Do you know when she's supposed to get home?

>>728494242
That is Tom. He moved in last week while you were at your Grannas "sick constipated". You would know what's going on around here if you stayed out of your Grannas house. We alll talk about you saying we think you bonk your Granna

>>728494455
He totally fucks his grandma.

>>728494444
No. She left with that douche guy. Just put a bell or something on the front door so we hear her coming. Or look out for me first? I think she puts them in the closest in that brown hamper. I'm not quite sure never been in there before

>>728494620
Pretty sure. She is #1 on his speed dial. Smh. Hope she don't get preggers

>>728494223
please do

>>728492983
i guess its time for us to start wearing diapers

GUYS IF THERES A PACKAGE IN FRONT OF THE DOOR PLEASE DONT OPEN IT ITS NOT AN ONAHOLE I SWEAR

i have filed a request to the UN to formally recognize this house as a soverign state

but first, we need a government structure
who is going to do this?

afterwards, we will need ambassadors and embassies of our own
i think /r9k/ would be an excellent first choice for a foreign embassy

>>728494830
Im going to help feed the homeless. Please grab my records and lava lamp before he lights the place up

>>728495097
we can get /x/ to run for secretary of state. they're good at staying indoors all the time

>>728495156
Can i come with? I'm gonna FUCK the homeless

>>728495298
I've invited the homeless to come stay with us.

>>728495298
sure bring a couple cans of non perishables and some cigrits. You gotta pay em something or else you'll end up just having some chick smash it into you with no enthusiasm

>>728495362
At that point they would cease to be homeless

Who the fuck came in my panty drawer?

>>728495724
In other words, regular browsers of /b/

Hello everyone, how were your days?:)

>>728495926
I thought you were with that douche guy today? But yeah idk who did that.

*leaves passive-aggressive sticky notes around the house*

>>728492670
we this house in the middle of a street?

>>728496126
Could you not leave you trash stuck around. No one even reads them. And please close the door when you poop

>>728496234
WHO THE FUCK WROTE ALL THESE!!!!!!! IM SO MAD

>>728496234
Could you not leave you trash stuck around. No one even reads them. And please close the door when you poop

Does anyone have a dick I can play with?

Guys, there's something on my cat. Looks like cum...

>>728496977
sorry she was practically begging for it

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WHO THE FUCK MOVED MY CHEETOS

>>728495097
Obviously it's a theocracy, we all worship the God-Emperor Trump.

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>>728497082
May cat's a he, dude

>>728493629
oh sorry, thats actually my chair

WHO THE FUCK CUMMED ON MY PILLOW LAST WEEK! IVE BEEN SLEEPING IN CUM FOR A WEEK

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>>728492670
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME IM SO LONELY!

>>728497509
Not anymore.

can you guys please stop shitting in the sink

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>>728498250
OH GOD WHAT DID YOU DO?

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Pizza's ready

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>>728498425
>Not putting pineapples on his pizza
Pretty degenerate

>>728498354
Where else am I going to dump my colostomy bag?

>>728498425
Wow that looks great. We don't deserve you!!

>>728498425
rolling for pizza

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I've got to go run an errand. Will someone watch my chocolate milk?

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>>728494508
Der wus spyder?

>>728498550
Only niggers do that

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Which one of you Faggot printed out 100 copies of this?!

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>>728498905
dont worry fam i'll clean it for you

>>728499100
It's fine. I needed them for class

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>>728499100
My bad

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EW A FEMALE!

WHO PUT SUPERGLUE IN MY FLESHLIGHT

>Implying you dont like it?

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THERES MORE OF THEM ?! STOP WASTING INK !

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Guys this is my girlfriend Tina, hi hi yeah she thinks its nice to meet you too, now that that's ou of the way: Yes I know she's 9. Love is not a number. We'll be in my room.

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spining is funnyer than living with you assholes

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>>728499160

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>>728499946
EWWW FUCKING WOMEN!!!!

>>728492670
I'm making my own country out of the highest floor. Anyone want to join?

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guys i'm gonna bring my trap gf over for pizza and vidya, please be on your best behavior. oh and someone feed the dog for me, i know it's my turn but i have to go shopping.

again pls best behavior. that means you, matt.

I need cigs and borbon, ill pay I just need a pick up

>>728500093
Yeah but it is illegal.
>calls police

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>>728500282
matt i think your dog is doing something with mine.

>>728500399
I let the police know about you too

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guys we gotta do something about that shark in the baseme-FUUUCK

>>728500282
That is not a trap. 3d traps dont eixit outside of porn.

Who the fuck replaced my OxyContin with baby aspirin and then crudely wrote "oc" on the back in pen?

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>>728500506
OK I GOT YOU! Plan with me anon you have my sword!

>>728500399
When youre done can i borrow it for a science experiment?

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>>728500506
im high not my problem >*(walks to his room)

>>728500506
he's good people, just feed him a nigger once a month and he's fine. usually chills there and watches reruns on netflix. he pays for it and lets me use it on my phone. that shark's a cool dude.

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Just painted my room wall, you guys like?

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>>728492670
OUT OUT OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........ RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE alright everyone back in i'm just autistic

>>728500637
i think that them are going to be like that a lot of time, but yeah you can have it.

>>728500393
Stop being a fuckin normie m8

>>728500864
Stop being a pedo or furry

>>728500941
>Dosent like pedos and furries
>goes to the heaviest pedo and furry board
potter-e

>buy nutella from costco
>put it in my fridge
>go to work
>not there when i get back

niggers. the lot of you.

>>728500282
whats that? cover the walls in fart decapitaion fetish porn? say no more.

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>>728500393
>>728500093
This is a Sovereign Nation.
It'll be weird if you don't have a 9yo lgf >>728500941
Pic related, normalfaggot scum

ALT-RIGHT IS ALLRIGHT

>>728501155
It was me Im sorry anon it was just so good! If you must punish me!

>>728499100
Puz is best furry waifu.

>>728501368
alright.

shave all your body hair and wear qt girl clothes for a week. also you have to suck my dick and wear a chastity belt.

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i'm gonna need some backup with the spidernest in the yard

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>>728501689
TFW Im already shaved and wearing girls clothes...Do I have to wear the chastity belt though?

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My cigs are gone, which one of you pretty lung motherfuckers took them

>>728501829
Those arent spider you fucking retard! They are Pholcidae.

Hey friends of the humble a/b/ode
We built thid home in order to inspire originality to those students that would like to become an individual entertainer, artist, producer, etc. So,
We really need to stop with all of the cancer.
Here are my set of rules on things that we should not be doing.
>shitty repeated joke parties, they are not original
>traps can stay but stup having naked sessions please
>guys stop showing your dicks to each other
>animan fucking fan club should go outside of the house
>little desu girl fucking fanclub can be talked about bcus little children aren't allowed in the house, but do not try to sneak in little children so everyone can see
>stop killing each other and animals just for the laughs, it doesn't make you cool
>gambling may be fun, but we keep getting tired of the same games, do some story time gambles, stop jerk off gambling or imaginary gambling
>stop talking politics, we have a nice gazee/pol/ in the community park, go there instead
>please stop making surveys to rate your genitalia
>please stop making surveys to rate anything at all, they cause arguments

>>728501891
yes. your sissy clitty has to be caged. you want to stick to blowjobs though or you want cock in your boipucci?

i'm not gay btw

ALRIGHT WHO LEFT THEIR KATANA ON THE COUCH I ALMOST SAT ON IT.

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>>728502155
Nice dubs but like PLEASE let me touch my peepee!

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oops

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My pronouns are zippy, dippidy

>>728502333
no.

you can only cum from my dick in your cute little ass or sucking on your sissy titties

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>>728502635
Well ok deal but only if we get to cuddle a lot as well!

>>728502759
of course. trap cuddles are best cuddles

post bp for me you slut

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>>728502759
>>728502635
>>728502333
>>728502155
>>728501891
>>728501689
>>728501368
GET A FUCKING ROOM

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>>728502981
He has a Point.

>>728503175
no. i'm gonna fuck her (male) in front of all our visitors.

get ready to see some freaky shit

Imma spread my asshole. Someone get a camera.

>>728503327
Id rather be somewhere private...I-i mean I wanna repay my debt but I d-dont wanna be a slut or anything.

did someone say interracial trap spitroast? can i bring my wife's son who also happens to be the neighbor kid along to see how diverse our family is?

>>728503727
lets go to my room then. its kinda cold outside so lets cuddle and make out.

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>>728503327
>open the door
>...
>can't get on the floor
>not anymore

>>728503327
i did nothing but i can be your sissy slave too?

>>728504037
i dunno, ask the other one if she's jealous or not. she might be.

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>>728504037
STAY BACK HES MINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>728504235
see, told ya.

naw m8. ask one of the other housemates.

>>728504235
ok ok, easy girl, i will respect your territory, >*(touchs the bulge of the anon and runs)

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>>728504425
Time to cut your hands off

>>728504779
how did sharia law get here.

also

>he doesn't have a trap slave to cuddle, fuck and impregnate

LOL FAGS

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>>728504779
im already gone this is my hologram, one of the anons on the top floors made it.

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>>728504887
OH
SO TRAP FAGGOTRY IS OK BUT I CANT PLAY VIDYA WITH A 9 YO?

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Nobody touch my guns.
You touch? I fuck you with them.
Also I replaced water in sink with vodka.

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>>728500636
mongolian stop breaking my fucking wall this is the second time i have to repair it chill bro.