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This is my "penis" Who wants to watch me kill myself

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This is my "penis"

Who wants to watch me kill myself
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>>728492398
lose some weight
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>>728492398
I'm intrigued? How the fuck is this possible? Is it fat? Is it just a small dick? Or both?
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>>728492459
i plan to, i'll lose 300 lbs TONIGHT

HAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAH dad jokes
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How you masturbate?
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>>728492520
usually my flaccid dick is like 2-3 inches (still small) but i haven't even had a boner in months from depression, and i'm pretty fucking fat now. and when i take caffeine or ephedrine it shrinks right up in there like that
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>>728492398
What the actual fuck
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>>728492663
>it shrinks right up in there like that
pulling the hair in too? I doubt. You pushed it yourself.
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>>728492663
Damn that really sucks
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Yea just do it. That's all I got for this one sorry.
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>>728492635
it'll get to 6 inches if i can get aroused. which i haven't been able to do in nearly a year.
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>>72849252
no actually just kys
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>>728492840
nope i didn't. yup it pulls the hair in all the time, it's annoying. i used to trim my pubes to avoid it but idgaf about anything anymore
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>>728492890

>if i can get aroused. which i haven't been able to do in nearly a year.

How? I can get aroused by literally staying sit paying attention at college class and suddently boner.
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>>728492842
it's cool, you down to watch me die?
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>>728492885
stay in here i'm about to start the sudoku stream
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>>728492890
How do you pee without pissing all over the place
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>>728493083
depression.
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>>728492398
Why do you want to an hero, anon? I'm sure you have things to live for.
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Dude just lose some weight. It isn't worth killing yourself over having a small penis when you can just lose weight.
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>>728492398
is it an hero time?
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>>728493204
I Stretch it out a little
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>>728492398
i have the same problem with my dick
pretty sure it's cause im 350 lbs. although my dick is small anyway, 5 inches.
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can you show us you having a boner ?
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Just trap out and become a professional cumslut submissive.

No matter how horrid you think you are, go gay and something will fuk you. Not me, but something.
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>>728493418
It gets to 6 inches when erect, he's not even small. Who gives a shit about flaccid dicks? Nobody, that's who.
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>>728493464
what in the fuck
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>>728493464
I bet with some love and porn, it'll get hard.
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>>728493372
you're kidding right? i have a 0 inch dick, i weigh 300 lbs, i'm ugly as fuck, i have 0/10 personality. i am literally FUCKING WORTHLESS in every single objective sense.
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>>728493464
ok i understand your depressed and maybe fat but why don't you take time to shave for the love of god just nasty brah
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fuck thats sad, wating for the sudoku stream tbh
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>>728492890
6 inches is my max (start using cm you american faggot) but as you say its all a mental thing, why are you depressed?
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>>728493418
100 lbs ago, it was still only 2-3 inches flaccid.
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>>728493464
No fucking way lol
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cool off with a cup of tea m8
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>>728493547
nope because i haven't had a boner since around june last year, it's not even fucking possible anymore.
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>>728493652
seriously go /fit/ and work your ass off every day you'll feel what it's like to love yourself again
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here's a proper cock
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>not measuring from the asshole to 6 inches past the tip +4 inches
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>>728493652
shave your ball area please, the hair is disgusting for everyone.
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>>728493515
nobody deserves these feels. sorry bro
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>>728492398
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>>728493652
But so are half the people on this board. These are all things you could easily change if you wanted to. Committing sudoku isn't what's best.
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>>728492398
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>>728492398

Let's get this over with.
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>>728492398
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>>728493464
oh fuck
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>>728492398
6
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>>728493642
what?
>>728493650
dude i just spent 3 hours watching porn and the pic i took was while i was watching porn. it doesn't fucking do anything for me, my dick is straight broken
>>728493695
it's not like anyone is ever going to see it HAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
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You are a pathetic human being
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>>728492398
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>>728493464
Just think, the fact that any girl can easily get your entire dick in their mouth, the blowjobs youd get are probably sensational
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>>728493112

yessum
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>>728493731

Who cares how big your dick is flaccid? The only time it matters is when it's erect, and despite the shit people talk 6 inches is above the statistical average.

Your perception has been skewed by pornography and the lies of the insecure.

Overweight is a problem that can be fixed, and depression is an illness that has manageable symptoms.

This is a really trivial thing to kill yourself over.
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Do a video if you kill yourself
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>>728493464
>>728492398
kek
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know that feel bro
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>>728494021
Well killing yourself isnt going to change a limp dick
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>>728493745
what are you surprised about
>>728493812
yeah i've been going 3-4 times a week since new years, i feel exactly the fucking same. oh but i can dl 495 and bench 315, i guess that's a change.
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>>728492398
NO ONE WILL EVER LOOK APON YOUR COCK OP TELLS US AS HE KEEPS POSTING PICS OF HIS COCK SHAVE IT FAGGOT RAPE A GIRL FAGGOT THEN FORCE HER TOO LOOK APON YOUR COCK AS YOU HAVE US Y
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>>728493869
>everyone
the only people who have ever seen it are you guys lmfao
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>>728494209
I'm just here for this series at this point. Good shit
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>>728494347
it's breddy gud whoever is bosting bls condinue
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>>728493931
>because other people are not attractive, you should feel better for being COMPLETELY FUCKING WORTHLESS IN EVERY FUCKING WAY
lol i don't see how that logic works.
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>>728494209
In sure seeing his dick non-hard would scar her more than actual rape.
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>>728492398
Op doesn't shave cause no woman will ever see it...
Op posts on /b/ posts picture of cock...
/b/ ask why you no shave ...
Op says no woman will ever see it...
Op you fucking faggot we have seen it and you still didn't shave logic none...
10...
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>>728493980
i don't get this reaction, i probably have autism btw
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>>728494034
yup straight 100% worthless, stay tuned suicide stream will start shortly
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>>728492398
if you kill yourself and you still shave your area before you die so no one else has to look at that is just nasty at least try and die with some dignity you sure as hell did not live with any
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>>728494501
The only bad part of this is there's no anal. By how well he draws buttholes I'd assume he was paid to make this and that page was his best attempt to sneak in buttplay any way possible
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barf
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>>728493652
You dont have a 0 inch dick you have a 6 inch dick thats pretty average, work out and be constant and it will come out
Nearly only 1 in 1000 guys is ugly as fuck, i mean it ugly as fuck and i dont think thats you, the other guys who claim to be ugly are not necessarily ugly, just have an ugly attitude, every men can have some pussy you just need the attitude
And with your personallity you just have to relax and let yourself go, practice with other people and you'll get a nice personality. You are the only person that will be with you for the rest of your life so learn to love yourself. Good luck op
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>>728492398
oh, hi femanon.
we appreciate the picture of the cunt, but why did you have to say it was a penis?
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>>728494840
i agree strongly he has only drawn a little from what i know and he is gone odds are he killed him self just like op should
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>>728494610
can I have you're stuff?
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>>728495093
your*
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>>728495035
hi "femanon"
you must be new here

we require tits with timestamp before proceeding
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>>728494082
'probably get'
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>>728495010
some deep shit bruh op is too much of a pussy to kill himself so don't worry too much 15
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>>728495010
>You are the only person that will be with you for the rest of your life
good thing that's only another hour or so because that's fucking awful to hear
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>>728492398
Ready when you are.
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>>728492890
That's a pretty respectable erect length.
If you can't get hard it's mostly psychological, and you know you're fat so get your ass off.
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>>728495580
i fucking hate stephen colbert, post someone actually funny and i'll start the stream
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>>728495241
Please continue.
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>>728492398

Post the link to the stream. You should just shoot yourself in the temple. EZ.
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>>728493464
How's that even possible
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>>728495250
I don't think you should die
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>>728495715
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>>728492398
Mine is 5.25 inches erect, but im fat so on many days, it shrinks up like this lol
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>>728493464
This is scientifically interesting, How can it be so small?

How tall are you?
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>>728492398
Whatever, dude. I've been there.
You're fat, lose weight. If you need meds
for depression, get meds.
Start walking, lifting weights, cut carbs, boost protein.
You've got available solutions to your problem.
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>>728495801
i think that guy posting it killed himself waiting on op too kill himself
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nobody cares about flacid dick, you say you have 6 inches op? thats a good size. lose weight you will be fine
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>>728495840

99% a roastie lol.
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>>728495998
good size
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>>728495953
Oh well, guess I actually have to look for it now.
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>>728495819
>>728495937
I stretched it out to 6 inches but I'm in the dark so I missed the tip, oh well

5'11"

Fuck forgot pic
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Yeah, I'm a lesbian now.
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>>728496123
seems like he wandered off to another thread.
>>728496238
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save up for penis surgery
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>>728495852
worse
>>728495941
depression meds make your dick even smaller LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>728495715
O.K. Meow please continue.
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>>728494021
Get Viagra.
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>>728496321
good for you
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>>728496359
Sweet.
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Disliking Colbert shows you have good taste and aren't a fucking sheep.

When I've been super depressed I've told myself I'd drop everything and move across the globe to give that a chance before I an hero-ed.

If you don't like your current surroundings, change them.

I think you'd like the adventure and getting out of the rut.

If you have a credit card, what do you have to lose?
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>>728496419
my dick is already broken, what's the point? that will break it worse if possible.

let's fucking face it, game's fucking over for me man.
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SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS:
1. Stop watching porn
2. Exercise
3. Don't Base the value of your life on how many girls you can fuck
4. Do something you enjoy (if you don't know find something new or something you used to like)
1a. Or kill yourself if you're too lazy to turn your life around
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>>728492520
17 alpha-hydroxylase deficiency
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>>728497029
Dude youre really killing my vibe here. I came here to have fun and watch people suicide. Jesus Christ man.
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>>728496886
Haven't read thread, Can you get it up enough at all for any sort of physical pleasure?
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WTF more please
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>>728497703
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>>728497409
i haven't been able to in 10 months
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>>728497405
Look man, I just gave him the answers I know he doesn't want. He's not likely to change at this point, it'll probably just make him feel more regret in his last breaths. Better now? :)
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>>728497857
Oh fuck man, that blows and probably makes your depression even fucking worse. Wish I had good words for you but sounds like you in a shitty fucking spot man
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>>728497995
Shit. Thanks man. Didnt think about that
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>>728498526
I came here to help, anon. I came here to help...
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are we getting that livestream or what?
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>>728492398

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
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>>728496222
wait so you have a 6 inch dick when its hard. that's not even bad? so many guys have that. in Asia that's like god mode.
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>>728492529
you could have if you started 2 years ago..

or start now and say that in the future.

srsly.. just stop going to the grocery store.. it works wonder.
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>>728501300
the joke is i weigh 300 lbs. so when i die tonight, i'll lose 300 lbs
>>728498047
yup it's pretty impossible to unfuck this shit.
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>>728499625
yeah. it's hard to kill yourself idk if you know
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i wish i was never fucking born. why should i have to kill myself when i should've been aborted. why should i have to kill myself in some barbaric fashion when we have ways to kill people humanely
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>>728492529
think about it this way: skinnyfags can't do anything to make their dick longer, but you can. Your successes in lost weight are literally rewarded by dick length how do you not jump for that?
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>>728492398
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>>728492398
At least your dick is snug.
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>>728501769
Let's just get this over with. We getting a livestream or what?
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Femanon here - OP your dick looks normal and easily fuckable. I bet I could turn you on. Don't do anything stupid.
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>>728502690
Tits or gtfo you stupid bitch
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>>728492398
Do it faggot
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>>728493464
it's prolly like licking a clit huh
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>>728493464
holy shit it looks like you're pulling a huge earthworm out of yourself
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>>728502690
He hasn't had a boner in 10 months and you think you could turn him on? Uh, that's the kind of thing you need to prove
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>>728493464
do you have balls
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>>728492398
thats adorable. we should let that thing see its shadow on groundhogs day instead of the gopher.
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>>728502690
bitch please gtfo. we're trying to watch an hero go do justice unto himself.
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>>728502842
Fucking kek
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>>728492398

I would stay and watch you suicide but you're just going to fail at that too.
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>>728494157
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>tfw you have a bigger clit than op has a penis
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>>728492398
Hey "man" we're waiting here. This should be great, please hurry the hell up. Just remember, you're getting a jump on the rest of us when the bombs drop from WW3. Let's just get the hell on with the show, okay buddy?
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>>728494157
are you genitals scared of whats in front of them? this is kind of awesome. like david cronenberg's usb port.
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its been 2 hours, wheres that stream?
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>>728496577
that's the cutest thing i've ever seen btw, aw
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Do you guys think Op already shot himself?
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>>728503799
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>>728503406
kekkers
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>>728492398
Read about the singularity you moron. In like years you'll get to choose your body.

Calm down, dig in, stay informed, and wait.
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>>728492663
>and when i take caffeine or ephedrine it shrinks right up in there like that
oh shit i need to stop drinking coffee
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>>728494157
It's like a vagina with testicles, lol.
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>>728503670
hard
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> Dr. Atkins diet, fat will melt quickly
> jelq
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ok let me spit some troof, im 6ft 4in used to weigh 360 wore a 56inch jean....dick was an innie, was super annoying having ur dick sucked into ur fat....now i am 205 lbs, wear 34inch jean dick is 7.5hard about 3 soft....life is a choice be a man, anyone can lose weight i wont lie and say its fun but it is easy u have to go hungry.....thats it, go hungry it flies off fast.
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Don't do it OP, not only is it possible for you to make change but there is more to life than penis and girl shit
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>>728504709
no there isnt

/thread
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>>728505114
You foolish faggot all these man's problems can be either fixed or worked with
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>>728504474
how much loose skin m8
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>>728505330
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>>728505114
Just do it already we've been waiting for hours now you attention whore fucking fat ass nigger faggot
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>>728492398
Nah... This nigga stuck some double bubble on his taint. That ain't really his dick.
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>>728492398
>>728493464
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timestamp
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What the fuck is wrong with all of you. I know all this shit is totally normal around here but it still blows my mind that you fucktards who most of you lead miserable lives yourselves, will urge this dude who has friends and family who care about him, to kill himself
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>>728506583
kys
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Don't do it OP-
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>>728506644
dubble dubs = x2 truth
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you poor poor man.
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>>728506583
so are you just saying this to vent or do you actually think this will change peoples minds?
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>>728505451

I second that.
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>>728492398
>>728493464
>>728496222
9/10 would still succ
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>>728492398
Just turn into a girl it doesn't look like it will be hard.
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>>728504277
I've seen a lot smaller. I wouldn't worry about it too much. Just work on losing some weight and you will feel better.
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>>728505717
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>>728507151
>a lot smaller

False. Does not exist unless clitoris.
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>>728507368
oh shit its real.
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>>728507368
Hey "man" you're taking very long with this suicide thing... I'd like to get some fucking sleep and I'm not going to wait another hour. You have five minutes.
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>>728507767
this
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>>728493515
Fat consumes muscle retard. You faggots want my huge dick secret? Soap with chopped lavender, none of the "essential oils" bullshit. Thank me later.
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>>728508395
link to soap
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>>728508500
What? Go to a fucking store lazy cunt.
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>>728508395
bullshit.
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>>728508602
Try it fuckwit. Be glad I told you faggots because its the last time I say this.2 weeks And you'll be much bigger.just don't stop using it. Keep going and I'll get that thing you try call a dick chopped off.
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>>728509036
nice try faggot how are you going to cut it off when it's fucking negative inches inside me??
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>>728509036
>and I'll get that thing you try call a dick chopped off

What does this even mean?
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>>728508602
Calling bullshit you fat fuck? Try eat a salad or see an expert, moron..
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>>728492398
pressing against a flatbed scanner isn't helping. it's just pushing your dick into your balls. don't try to troll us, kid.
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>>728507368
Actual faggot here. Six inches is pretty fine, buddy. I know you're just aching for a excuse to kill yourself but that's not even in the top five weirdest dicks I've sucked. Have you considered exercise? If you're gonna kill yourself you should do it after you get in shape. Also post your ass.
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>>728509036
Lavender and Tea Tree oils have estrogenic properties and can cause micro penis. Nice try shit gargler.
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>>728492398

I want a small penis like you

My penis now is 5 inches long but I want it to be 1 inch or even smaller like yours

Any tips to shrink my penis?
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>>728509301
>Try eat a salad or see an expert, moron..

Learn-to-English you porcupine phallus
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>>728509571
Lavender and/or Tea Tree oil.
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how big is it hard?
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>>728509631
what do I do with these hippie oils?
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>>728509571
roids autismo
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>>728507368
No way... It is real
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>>728509675
Take nice hot shower to open your pores, then use the oils like lube and masturbate with them. Rub all over your balls too, make sure to do this everyday, probably twice a day for about 6 months. Penis will disappear. If you want tits, rub the oil on your chest.
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>>728509701
But I want a feminine penis to match my feminine body so I don't want to take roids and get a manly body
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>>728510055
How do the oils do this?
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>>728510085
use lavender oil. it's basically a gender reassignment surgery without the knives and doctors.
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>>728510085
You should probably post your dick so we can gauge how masculine it is.
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>>728509433
I said to stay away from oils. Idkwhat you're on about but I've been using the shit for years. Stop trolling others please, im trying to help for once. What you're saying can't be right because when im using it, it doesnt go back to the original size let alone smaller. Now I remember why I haven't been on this crack head filled site for so long. Bye faggots, enjoy my advice, sounds like you all need it.
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>>728492520
its only cold
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>>728510148
Science. Magic. Idk. They have "estrogenic properties"~ Search "lavender oil for penis enlargement" and you'll get searches explaining that you should avoid lavender and tea tree oil because it'll cause mini dick.
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OH MY GOD! DO SOMETHING!!!
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>>728509588
Explain how that was improper English. I may be drunk but can see you're a moron.
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>>728510298
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>>728510453

See

>>728510487
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>>728510148
They don't, its called trolling.apo
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>>728503700
Prove it

With timestamp
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>>728510453

>Try eat a salad

Drunk is drunk, this however is not proper syntax. And we can go back and forth but it's not like you're going to make a logical argument for your claim that I'm a moron. You're demonstrating stupidity to everyone, yet you will be unable to prove how I'm deserving of your insult.
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>>728510487
>>728510593
That called samefagging.
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>>728510956

I'm a (You) farmer. It's a happy life.
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>>728510861
By plain lying. I came on this thread to help ungifted anons.
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>>728510207
I'll give it a shot

>>728510256
Nah not right now

>>728510334
I'll look into it

Just need something to shrink my penis without attempting cutting off a portion

That being said, If anyone is rich and has a fetish of making boys get SRS and turn their penis into a vagina, I would like to talk to them
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This is what I've got and I don't want to kill myself. Come on OP your dick is literally double the size of mine, just lose some weight.
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>>728511142
>help

Oh dear sweet savior of /b/! Praise him for helping us "ungifted" anons.
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>>728493864
>*broken cock
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>>728511277
yours is infinitely larger than op's. at least 100x larger
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>>728511277
you will never sexually satisfy a woman
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me, fully erect. Don't feel bad, it's very common.
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>>728511277
That's my exact same penis and I'm fat. Even so I got a girlfriend and a kid.Trust me anons, once you find the right girl it's gonna be alright.
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>>728511691
OP said his gets to 6 inches, mine only gets to about 3
>>728511915
Good, women are gay
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>>728512153
post hard
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>>728512200
What? It is hard. Why would I post my flaccid cock? Nice digits
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i can shoot through paper with my cumshot

))))________)-) - - -
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What has LIFE to do with a "small Penis" !? I bet your noodle can still make Babys with a bigger Dick then yours right now... "Life...ahh...always founds...ahh way"
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if this makes ya feel better

ps. not my dick.
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>this whole thread
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>>728512651
^^ps. not my dick.

jaja
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>>728492459
Pretty sad, I have a friend with a pretty thick cock. But he is also morbidly obese so it looks tiny and the weight killed his libido. He always hit on me. I would play with him if he could get hard.
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>>728512651
Mfw i feel bad about my average dick and then see this
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>>728512445
All of your ancestors, all of human triumph and research, all of human evolution...no all of evolution from the first cellular organism and the astronomical odds it faced on this speck of dust in a sunbeam we call Earth to evolve into the complex lifeforms we are now, culminated for you to reply to a thread on a practically dead Japanese image board that you can "shoot through paper" with your "cumshot"
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omg i didnt know dicks can do that...

>>728512651

- is this the part where Atreyu asks what the nothing is?
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>>728513364
earth ? ooh i am on the wrong planet
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reeeeeeeee
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4 hours. i dont think hes gonna kill himself. or he already did, just not telling us
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>>728493864
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