What do you faggots think of my first apartment? I can finally

>>728490522
Cat, kys.

Nice place /b/ro. Congrats on getting your own place.

That looks dope man, great job

>>728490522
you have a cat you dumb fuck.
that isnt solitude.

>>728490522
Well, show us more than one pic Bro.

>>728490522
nice cat

nice dubs

nice umbrella

who the fuck uses an umbrella in 2017??????

>>728490592
Do you know where u at faggot?

>>728490522
> 4/10 apartment
> 10/10 cat

congrats OP

>>728490522
I want a timestamp faggot

>>728490661
It's hard because I'm phoneposting, and I have to crop everything to fit into the file size limit

>>728490522

I'm jealous OP

>>728490707
A dapper dandy

Looks good.
>newfags on here not liking cats can gtfo.

>>728490707
Is there some next-gen anti-rain gizmo I haven't heard of yet? I've only seen umbrellas my entire life

>>728490522
Looks comfy, OP

Do you let your cat out?
I don't imagine it has much space to enjoy if you don't.

>>728490592
this

>>728490902
not this

Cozy.

>>728490855
No, because the people in the apartments will call animal control. It happened to my neighbor.

>>728490522
sad

>>728490844
are you scared of the water you fag, put your shoulders up you pansy

>>728490965
Yes because the rules of your apartment complex apply to every single apartment in the world. You fucking stupid cunt

>>728490522
Get rid of that carpet and stool. Beer can belongs in a bin as well as the scraps of litter lying around. Mop up the place and invest in some good couches if you have the cash and is staying long term.

>>728491019

this, no woman is going to come home with you if you are mincing about with an umbrella. It is no longer 1994. Time to get wet to get the sloots wet my son

>>728491019
Put your shoulders up to stop rain? Your shoulders? Are you fucking retarded?

>>728490522
Post more pics

>>728490902
>>728490592
No, newfriends, no.

>>728490522
looks like shit. you got a cat? what are you faggot?

>>728491019
Of all the shit I've seen on 4chan today this is the post I disagree with the most right now, if you like getting covered in cold water while trying to walk between destinations then that's cool, but it's also retarded when you can just hold an umbrella over your head and be dry. Putting your shoulders up doesn't stop you from getting wet people don't have things naturally on their shoulders like a deformed blastoise to keep you dry in case of sky water you cuck.

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>>728490522
Good for you dude! My first solo apartment too. Post divorce life is pretty good so far

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>>728491375
And kitchen

>>728490522
Looks pretty comfy. Congrats man, I'm currently saving up for one.

>>728491019
yeah let me just walk for a minute in the pouring rain and get soaked because I'm a manly man

Pro tip: offering women the cover of your umbrella is a great way to pick up girls

>>728490522
Not bad/10.

Hope you don't live in the ghetto.

>>728491350
Umbrellas are fine, but if you live in Seattle you are considered a sissy if you use one. Reason being, it doesn't rain that hard here. Basically we get light drizzle for 8 months a year. So an umbrella is really pointless.

>>728491435
Yeah till you offer it to one that says no and would literally rather be rained on than stand close to you.

>>728491019
Are you a kid or just trolling?
Nothing's wrong with an umbrella, chicks dig sensible men who shares an umbrella on a rainy day

>>728491350
>>728491204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-diau1UxLc

>>728490522
I like it.

>>728490522
solitude is great for the first month or two. when you've been going on 2 years is starts to suck donkey dick. holla back when ya feel me, dawg

>>728490522
metz?

>>728491501
There's nothing but hippies that live in seattle who get stoned all day, if you can smoke flowers out of glass shaped like a cock then you can hold an umbrella over your head.

>it rains all year round it'd be retarded to use an umbrella.

wat

>>728491501
That's where you live, that does not apply to the rest of the planet you fucking putrid piece of shit

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I also got this.
It's a 2004 Audi A6 S-Line biturbo V6

>>728491691
First it was cool but now you're a douche

>>728491643
Yeah, you obviously don't know anything about Seattle.

>>728491650
I think you need to drink less caffeine.

>>728491734
Seattle is a garbage city and you are a fucking cunt

>>728490522
Looks good m80. Congrats.

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>>728491727
No man. I drive considerably. That's a stereotype.

>>728491375
This is a shame. If you'd bought a smaller TV you could put it inside the fireplace, and put on a fireplace vid when you have company.

>>728491866
No not for that. For sharing your little apartment showing that you're finally on your own and gonna make it and then follow it up with AND LOOK AT MY CAR. Not even /o/ would take you at this point

>>728491929
Actually had that thought too but when I saw that 60in on Craigslist for 200 had to snatch it up

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>>728491989
I'm just happy that I have my ducks in a row. That's all.

>>728491136
Wood furniture too, not dorm room leftovers. I like the rug though, but needs better placement. Also lighting. Get some lamps.

>>728492053
60in for 200? What the fuck?

>>728491805
u mad breh

>>728492165
It was one of those please help me pay my power bill kind of things. Worked out well for both of us. One of the great things about living in the deep south with people that don't manage money well is that they buy crap they can't afford and then re sell out of desperation

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And of course I have to have this above my bed

>>728490522
can i come over?

>>728492104
Ok I can dig that. Sorry I lashed out at you. Mine aren't nearly as in a row as yours. Saving up for an apartment now but I drive a shitbox that even the lowliest /o/tist wouldn't claim

>>728491350
sissy faggot detected, worried that your makeup is gonna start running cupcake?

>>728492432
Sure.
Bring weed.

>>728492439
What kind of car is it?

GET A FUCKIN GAMING PC YA FAGGIT

>>728492569
It's an 87 Nissan stanza that's about more rust than metal now. Cranks every day on my pure will and duct tape

>>728490522
Looks comfy as fuck. Congrats.

>>728492744
It is however about to roll over the 400k miles mark so I do have an epic get to look forward to

>>728490522
its ok
10/10 cat tho

>>728492744
gotta love that venture brothers reference.

>>728492744
Those old Stanzas are unstoppable.

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>>728492926
Glad you caught that

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>>728492744
Ok man. Yo can work with that. You could put an sr20 in it or something. Be nice to your car no matter what it is

>>728492724
why do pc guys want to convert others so bad? it seems like a sad life, i have a xbone and don't give a fuck what you have.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
but i do wonder why you care so much.

>>728490522
>0 sense of style
>dirty as fuck floor
>disgusting tv stand
>shit tv
>shit chairs

0/10. Get some fucking interior design know how please.

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>>728491385
Looks good. How's life going for you now? Are you over your ex?

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>>728490522
that rug really ties the room together

>>728490522
>ps4

But it literally has no games!

>>728490522
how is it dirty already?

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>>728493048
Hey now. Don't go calling my Bravia who. Turns fightin words

>>728493055
It's been hard honestly. I'll be ok though. I'm a nursefag and for our whole relationship she was jealous as shit that I was surrounded by women all day. Never did anything about it though. Till now. That parts been fun but still not healed yet.

>>728490592
What a faggot.

>>728490522
Doesnt look very cozy to me but I am weird. I'd feel very uncomfortable having a window that big right near where I relax and play vidya. Also that door doesnt look like it provides much privacy, very big gap at the bottom. I'd board up that window and fix that gap in the door and also re-enforce the door with locks, sheet metal and stronger hinges.

>>728493239
you seem like a paranoid person. i respect that.

>>728490522
Your cat does not seem to like it. It looks like a cheap crappy place, just like my first apartment. It's your own place though, so good for you. You should feel proud that you're independent.

1) That crummy wicker stand with your phone on it directly beneath the lightswitch. So you literally have to fumble around and possibly knock into all your crap or knock the phone onto the floor when the lights are out.

2) Cats are fucking retarded.

3) That shitty blue child's table, get rid of it.

4) That rug really ties the room together.

>>728493183
>sony tv

sony tv's are fucking ass. Should of bought an LG or Samsung.

>>728493228
Why yes, yes you are a semen-gargling faggot.

>>728492744
lol, you ever watch The Venture Bros? I read your post in the voice of 24.

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>>728493390
>Cats are fucking retarded.

>>728491375

I like how you can't afford furniture. It makes me satisfied in my own life.

>>728493503
Fuck yeah! I love old adult swim stuff. Right now jealous as fuck at that guy watching what looks like Courage right now

>>728493360
Im not sure if its paranoia. Maybe it is. I just cant be comfortable unless I'm not around people. And people being able to easily access the place I'm getting comfy in makes it not so comfy. Its probably a symptom of my meme anxiety (a.k.a "social anxiety")

>>728493623
What can I say dude she has it. But it'll come. I'm just thankful that I have a comfy couch, my computer, and a decent TV.

>>728490522
looks k, congratz

>>728490522
if you like it, thats all that really matters.

Also this >>728490625

>>728493085
it would be a shame if someone pissed on it

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Here's the grumpy fucker

>>728490522
That rug really ties the room together.

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>>728494031
I'm
>>728491375
And here's mine

looks ok. How much?

>>728493200
Well good luck to you my friend. It sounds like it'll be fairly easy sailing with lots of choices once you've moved on. I hope the best for you

>>728491375
>>728491385

Pick the place up a little, you goddamn slob. No wonder your cunt went out fucking other guys.

>>728494137
$96 a month my dude

>>728494087
cut your cats nails you piece of shit

plz clean the floor.
straighten the shelves
get a decent wall unit for the TV
I'm not judging, to each their own. But that's what I would do. Not bad
Kitchen looks good and the pussy looks good. But keep the hair clean off the couches and such.

>>728494275
HUD or Section 8?

>>728491515

Women wouldn't mind standing next to you if you bathed now and again, you mong.

>>728494275

sounds like a family deal

total unrealistic real world horseshit

>>728494356
what the fuck OP

howd your mom get itt

what the fuck is this shit

>>728494232
It wasn't that actually. Infidelity I mean. It was a kids issue. I wanted them and her mom was a terrible person and she was afraid of being the same. And since you're the same asshole that made the nails comment rest assured that they have been trimmed since that picture

>>728490522
>>728491375
>>728491385
>>728491691
>>728491866
Bathroom pls

>>728494275
oh nice, I'm jealous

>>728494363
HUD. Just had an inspection actually. As soon as I move in they started that shit. It's all just old people that live around me.
I'm legally disabled, so that's how I got in.

>>728490522
Get rid of the pet

Why are there so many cat haters in this thread? Fuck you guys cats are the best

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>>728494482
>>728491375 here. Kind of awkward angle trying to get the sink toilet and tub in the same pic

>>728494584
If you're White, then high fucking five for you. Not many white people take advantage of a system that we fund and let the lower 20% of the population leech off of.

>>728494275
Goddamn dude. Divorced anon here and I pay 600 for mine

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Kitchen is pretty shitty

>>728494821

holy fuck is your tv in your bathroom? or is your sq footage like 300?

>>728494910
It gets better dude. Mine is actually part of the reason I chose this place. It's huge

>>728494824
Yep I'm white. It all started with a medical discharge from the army and snowballed into being disabled.

>>728494275
Live in your moms basement?

>>728494910

that's a camper van

>>728494966
It's just the reflection off my mirror. Odd design choice to be sure but whatcha gonna do

>>728494966
follow the chain

that anon is on HUD he only qualifies for a 1bd 1bath apartment with a single parking space

since hes paying 96 bucks a month the states picking up the tab for the other 700+ dollars

i bet that anon is getting some good free internet and cable too

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>>728495078

>>728495078
Doesn't look anything like a camper asshole

>>728494474

Not the same asshole that made the nails comment, actually. And sorry that you split up over wanting kids. Best thing my wife and I ever did was have a kid, it totally changed our lives for the better. Hope you eventually find a good woman who wants to raise a babby or two with ya.

But in the meantime, learn to pick up after yourself, f'chrissake.

>>728495046
hope you got a monthly check coming from the service and filed for social security disability and use hud

fucking ream the system fellow whitey because if anybody deserves it its a disabled veteran

>>728495141

trump will cut that program tomorrow

>>728495233
It'll work out. Kids are something I've always wanted and when we first started dating she said she did too. Apparently that was her not wanting to scare me off

>>728494759
what? fuck me? FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! I DIDNT FUCKING SAY ANYTHING TO YOU ABOUT YOUR SICK FUCKING LOVE FOR PARASITIC CATS

DOG MASTER RACE

WOOF POWER

>>728495343

why would it scare you off? women ONLY want to date guys that want kids.

>>728490522
Give that cat a treat. He looks like he's been exceptionally good.

>>728490522

looks very nice to me
congrats anon
>also check'em

you only have 1 room?

>>728495270
Yeah man, my mom has really helped me get into all of this shit. I don't get a lot, but I do get 2 checks every month.

>>728495498
She was afraid if she told me from the beginning that she didn't want them I'd lose interest in the relationship. And I honestly probably would have

>>728495438

Settle down, Francis.

>>728490592
Someone joined last summer.
Alright, newfriendos, listen up. Just because we've stopped doing Catur day doesn't mean the rules don't apply. This board loves cats more than people. Way more than people. So go back to r3ddit, or an hero.

>>728494910
Only shitty thing about that as a first solo place is the single sink. They could have at least tried to fit a double sink in there. I had a place with a single sink once and I used a bus tub for soap and water and the sink for rinsing.

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>>728495636
Words of fucking truth

>>728495636
4Chan has always been split on cats vs dogs faggot

also, there is no fucking "we" here faggot

DEATH TO THE INFERIOR SUBANIMAL FELINE RACE

WOOF POWER, WOOF POWER

BARKBARKBARK

>>728495607

Check your grammar. I don't even know what you're saying.

>>728494821
>surprisingly clean
>no shit on mirror
I actually expected less seeing how the rest of your place looks like a shithole

HUD here also, 10 years in the same appt... Have fun with a shitty maintenance guy and management up your ass.

>>728495987
You are basically confirming what I just said. Yes, there's no "we" that you're a part of, you fucking dimwit. Just look at you spelling "4Chan".
"Who is this 4Chan guy", amirite guise ?

>>728496156
WOOOOOOAHHHHHH

you rented ops apartment before he did? you were there for 10 years???

where'd you store your cum rag?

>>728496156
Is there such a thing as a good apartment maintenance person?

>>728496099
Sorry. Drunk. I wanted kids. She did not. She lied about it at the beginning of our relationship. Her mom is an abusive alcoholic and she was worried she'd become the same

>>728496156
And they're all niggers

>>728496293
Who else is in this magical club of faggots of yours?

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>>728496156
>>728496156

>10 years in same apartment
>can't do basic repairs
>complains about people with jobs

No wonder HUD exists.

>>728496149
I actually do try to keep a fairly clean place. It's a mess now sure but it's not a dirty mess if that makes sense. No moldy dishes in the sink and whatnot. Basically now just laundry and some bits of paper that my cat was being an asshole and playing with

>>728496504
All the orher guys from #4Chan the good old 'chon *tips fedora and blushes*.
All the edgy kids, hehe, iykwim ;)))))

... Just fucking end yourself, kid.

Cum rag(s) in the crawls space...check the attic, I left a bag of meth

>>728496424

I understand. If she was worried she'd become the same, it's a sure thing she will not.

Learned about that in sociology class. Jellyfish parenting styles usually result in opposite children that don't want to be like that.

She will become Brick-wall or backbone family type. NOT alcoholic.

So seems there's a couple faggots in this thread that want to make someone feel bad. Take us on a tour of your place. Let's see what you're dealing with. Ask your moms permission though before you post pictures of her house on the internet

>>728496762
this isnt a cringe thread

get >>>/out/ faggot

>>728496836
I do get what you're saying and I do wish her happiness and thankfully someone else can help her figure that out

>>728496836

>jellyfish parenting

fuck off with your millennial trash buzzwords