We are looking for intelligent life on /b/ take me to your leaders

>>728481099
Hello /b/ling you are looking quiet dapper

>Scanning for intelligence
>Scanning for intelligence
>Scanning for intelligence

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>>728481036
you came to the wrong place bud

>>728481036
fuck off space niggers, we're full. you can crash on the moon if you want.

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>>728482294
We are looking for life to procreate with, have you no specimen

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Here.

>>728482488
Niggers aren't allowed in space tweeb, have you no braincells

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There.

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Everywhere.

>>728482569
That is an abomination we do not fuck livestock

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>>728481036
walk on home boy

>>728482623
This being is spilling from his face, interesting creatures

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>>728482744
>o
We prefer

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>>728482830
So are illegals faggot earthling, where is your wall

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>>728481036
You're looking in the wrong place.

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>intelligent life on /b/

>>728483004
Oh Pussy, we like them very much

>>728483094
Did they go with the great Mootikin, is there no one left among you

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We need Vaginal digression with insemination

>Scanning for intelligence
>Scanning for intelligence
>Scanning for intelligence

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Is mayonnaise a leader?

>>728484350
Looks very much like the TU in the Pinks, they are a very anally charged bunch

>>728481036
i am the smarter here. What do you want to know?

>>728482592
>t. newfag

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>>728484581
Where do you keep your 10/10's for procreation

>>728484717
France and South Korea

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>>728484664
Why are are you erect and alone /b/ling you can not procreate with yourself

>>728484836
Ah yes the hair covered french are quite nice albeit the smell is very foul, and nothing good id in either Korea's dumbass

>>728485078
Not surprised aliens are actual faggot. You spent the last year in a spacecraft crammed with your gay friends and you complain about how our women smell. Fuck off back intergalactic faggot

>>728485351
Silence basement dweller, you have not even mastered urinating in a bowl

>>728485773
What did you fucking say to me you fucking space dweller? You think you can fight 7 billions hairy monkey with fighter aircraft and nuclear weapons? Think again because at this moment I'm tracing back your home planet and we will deport you back

OP is def not a real alien, doesnt add up, atleast im not convinced.

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>>728486329
You are the only dipshit detected

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Spider-Pepe is the leader

>>728486474
Timestamp with alien puss puss or gtfo

>>728486353
Another Common core failure

>>728486566
Wrong newfag.....timestamp with sharpie in ass

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>>728486540
Ahhhh red is my favorite vaginal color

>>728486566
You can not get a human Puss why would I show you our reproductive system, time stamps are for lonely faggots

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>>728486646
Why not both?

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>>728486329
Fucking potato

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>>728486646
We are fascinated why humans feel the need to place objects where they soil

>>728486799
Dude you're the one who asked me where to find good human puss puss

>>728486881
Yes you are a wise one, but potatoes are useful and will reproduce unlike this tweeb

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>>728481036

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>>728481036
Our leader? You're looking for based /b/ernie. He's right here. :^)

>>728486964
You really should give it a go

>>728487064

I asked for an intelligent specimen, you semen demon choose to answer

>>728487217
His appendages are very fluid, but he is one of "them"

>>728487322
Pick one
>10/10
>intelligent specimen

This how it work on this planet

>>728487268
simple minds continue to violate your oriface

>>728487217
http://www.strawpoll.me/6869994/r

>>728487501
Kek earthling this is why the search continues. Do you have a 10/10 to share

>>728487573
Poll's are for single mothers /b/ling

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>>728487541
Yup, youre definitely a potato.

>>728487666
I hope you crash into the fucking sun with your space fedora

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>>728487322
Op is faggot

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>>728487950
Only women, chinks, and drunks would b so foolish

>>728488026
You browsing history indicates you are not well anon

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>>728488148
Browser history or youre a faggot

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>>728488148
What do you mean?

>>728488482
You could not hack into your parent's underwear drawer although I do see you like wearing feminine attire

>>728488544
You penis is small that you are not intelligent

>>728488544
delete system 32

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>>728488753
show me /b/ling some of your vaginal collection

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>>728488850

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>>728488877
10/10

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>>728489000
I am unimpressed

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>>728488938
Oh noes, god hacker attacks. I better 360 my ass out of here

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>>728488753
IQ is 210 get rekt fago

>>728482488
space niggers kek

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>>728488779

>>728481036
Thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpgcB1UnMOMHIA Mn my leader

>>728489655
It is sad how many do not receive the medical services needed as humans continue to engineer disease and pestilence

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>>728481036
NIGGA WHAT YOU WANT

>>728489785
Kek and they wonder why we take bovine

>>728489925
Vaginal secretions from your 10/10's

>>728489872
I drew it myself

>>728490115
You're the alien equivalent of a 15 years old with a fedora. Best you can do is a 3/10. Why do you think they kicked you off from your own planet?

>>728490676
Very insightful, do you draw like this often

>>728490941
Only a 15year old would say such simple minded things, spring break?

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>>728489482
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>>728491064
Want to fuck a 10/10 and you can't get a Gregorian calendar? Good luck

>>728491178
That'll keep the stupid faggot busy for a bit

>>728491178
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>>728491314
You can't get a 3/10 size really does matter

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>>728490967
Everyday

>>728491795
Interesting skill set /b/ling why is the lolli holding a pancake

>>728491474
I'm hurt but not as much s the pussy you destroy everynight amirit?

>>728491976
Your feelings have no relevance to me

>>728492067

TmlnZ2EgZ29ubmEgbmlnLiBJc24ndCBpdCBwYXN0IHlvdXIgbGl0dGxlIGJveSBiZWR0aW1lPw

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>>728492067
savage

>>728492300
Good stuff...to bad it will be completely wasted.

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>>728492950
That's a Sikh turban dude. Stop confusing religion

>>728493191
religion is man made, spirituality is not

>>728493331
At least religion give you a community. With spirituality you end up listening to trashy music and talking to your self late at night in the middle of the street

>>728493430
ants have no religion and don't fail to colonize

>>728493331
This thread went from 0 to potato in potato seconds

>>728493602
My ancestor tried colonizing this world and now it's trendy to be racist against people who have their skin color. Get away from this planet space faggot. It's a dump

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>>728493634
continue playing with yourself anon

>>728493791
You are correct, this is why collectively earthlings have reverted to neckbeards

>>728494003
Pretty much yes. Take it because you can. or take it because you deserve it. Or fuck off

>>728481036
Alien TIT or GTFO.

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>>728494437
Teets are for suckling babies

>>728493801
UG90YXRv

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>>728494773

>>728481036
>looking for intelligent life on /b/
you aren't smart yourself, ain't ya?

>>728494669
Show me your small alien benis.
Also, sharpie in alien pooper.

>>728481036
we're full.
Fuck off

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>>728495025
It would only arouse you

>>728495005
Quite the conundrum

>>728494903
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>>728495278
looks like we need to convert our wall plans to keep the space niggers out too.

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>>728495226
Settle down Donny

>>728495469
no. Fuck that space nigger and fuck you space nigger sympathizers. We're full.

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>>728495768
What happens when you let minorities reproduce and then elect them to high office. We dont want your piss bottle collection its ok