tell me your secrets /b/.... you are completely anonymouse.

I'm trans and I don't believe in jesus anymore

Once when i was a kid my father kissed me on the mouth

>>728471437
story

>>728470329
Weird..... two beliefs ....

Fuck yourself

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>>728471598
What's wrong with that? Was it just a peck?

>>728471805
How do you feel about it?

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>>728471777
Check 'd

My secret is I don't have any secrets. Anyone can be successful like me.

>>728471927
How old were you? Have you spoken to anyone in your family about it?

>>728472115
That's fucked up, you are aware of that right? You need to confront him or talk to the police or something

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>>728470251
I'm dating a hebe mom with an incest fetish, it's the most fun relationship I've ever had. The sex is crazy.

We fantasize about teaching her 13yo daughter to be a good lil cock slut, had sex on her bed when she was away for the weekend, and she agreed to wearing her daughter's clothes during sex. She likes the thought of corrupting a teenage girl, gets off on it hard.

She was molested by her dad when she was around 10, fucked her up for a good long while, dealt with it by becoming a sex crazed monster who loves to get used as a fuck toy. It owns.

I pushed and wrestled my ex girlfriend. Never really hit her though.

My only secret really.

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>>728472577
Technically pasta, but it's mine. Just too lazy to rewrite it.

After i pee and have pee wetness on my underwear I sometimes sit in my living room with my pants around my ankles until they dry so I don't have to change my underwear

>>728472446
lol i remember alright

I filmed my gfs 21yo sister showering and jack off a lot to it.

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>>728472845
Shake your dick after you pee to get rid of the pee dribbles

Lifehack

>>728473147
You should tell her it's a fettish of yours and get her to film it. Then you'll have 2 videos

I am the 4chan killer. I killed 3 suicidal 4chaners and the original quation guy. I am currently hunting down whoever keeps posting these confession threads and will kill them too.

If you want to die let me know. It is a service I gladly offer and have fulfilled.

>>728473147
post it you beta

I smoke weed and look at memes alone in my room for 5-6 days straight sometimes

>>728473371
Nah, but ill send a screenshot if i fap next... so in about a minute

>>728473497
beta

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>>728472450
>dating a hebe

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>>728473497
Thats all you gonna get... anonymized her in screenshot. Sry but hey, at least somethin right?!

>>728473298
Thanks. I can report that it did improve

>>728473997
how did you film that angle without her knowledge of the camera

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>>728474076
No problem anon

>>728471598
That's fucked up dude, are you in therapy now?

I'm trans and I have no idea how i'm gonna live without my family's money when they'll know

>>728474301
Just put my phone into the bathroom filming her. No hiding, nothin but screen timeout. Worked.

>>728472845
You've been a b/tard for a while haven't you??

>>728474474
Hide it and finish your degree. Then tell them and say sorry, cry, tell them you love them and I'm sure they will send you to some camp to pray the gay away. Won't be that bad
All jokes aside if you be nice and sincere I'm sure they won't be mad. Parents don't hate their children most of the time

>>728470251
Accidently gave a chick the clap, convinced her she gave it to me, got her to pay for my meds and take a brutal assfucking as penance.

>>728474660
Five or so years before shaveballsgate. Not too long.

I got my aunt pregnant when i was in my teens while she was passed out drunk now have a nephew thats my son and noone knows

>>728475286
Was your aunt a slut or did she think it was a virgin birth?

>>728472450
>molested by her dad, dealt with it
>We fantasize about teaching her 13yo daughter to be a good lil cock slut

TIL that incest and underage sex is considered "dealing with it"

>>728475286
if your aunt had a kid it would be your cousin... nice try though

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I fucked a fat girl for payment. She bought my weed and liquor for a month.

Took every last bit of my imagination to keep it up and get her off.

>>728475351
the only real virgin births are when that 13 y/o neighbor goes to the wrong 711 and gets pregnant because some homeless guy jerked off into the hottub

>>728472450
my best fwb was a Jewish woman 15 years older than me at the time-i was 24, she was 39. she literally let me do whatever I wanted to her while degrading her about it. if I made her cry I could get her to come up with the most vile, evil fantasies. she told me she was fine with me ignoring her fat ugly pussy so we almost always did anal and once she worshipped my cock, balls, and asshole with her mouth for over an hour. told me don't even worry about staying hard, that she just wanted to know her place in the world. talked her into a threesome with an officemate but it never materialized.

I don't know what it is about middle aged Jewish women but they love this shit. and I love them for it.

>>728473485
I recommend you go for a 30 minute walk/run 3 times a week.

Walk:run ratio depends on your fitness level (eg: 2min run 1min walk, or 1 min run 5 min walk, etc)

After a few months then buy the 80/20 running book and follow it to a t.

Your life will change. You can run while high.

>>728476430
Go on...

>>728476430
green text?

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>>728476347

I want to be kidnapped by a tough and tall guy, then to be thoroughly feminized to be sexually (ab)used. Or live Sea Salt's adventures.

>>728470251
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https://discord.gg/puTpg2E

>>728476434
This isn't the most retarded thing I've heard. Give it a try

I'm considering getting facial surgery to look like Griffith from Berserk. If I told my family they'd probably think I'm a faggot, even though I am bi.

>>728478398
Now I'm interested to see how close your face is right now.

>>728479505
>he doesn't want to join the cabal

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>>728479505

Just to let you know if i ever see you in the street i'm probably going to try and kick your ass.

>>728481024
Okay.

My car's finger mum'd me back in bestfriend.

Was fucking 3 chicks during the same 2 month period.
All raw
Married.