Who are you?

>>728460983
an alcoholic with no prospects of a good life

>>728460983
First!

>>728461093

YOU MOTHERFU--

>>728460983
a neet loser with psychopathic tendencies

i'm a nigger

>>728461179
Do you live in a basement?

> psychopathic tendencies

kys

A Friend

>>728460983

I'm John

>>728461153
what about it

>>728460983
Indifferent nihilist from the flyover states with no real drive / desire or motivation to seek beyond simple survival, which further frustrates me as I delve further and further into mediocrity.

I'm OP

>>728461327
That can't be.
I'm the real John.

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>>728460983
I'm an angry and bitter, alone man. My only purpose in this life is to die by the sword

>>728460983
Francis Delaware von Sninkleberg II

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>>728461327
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>>728461093
Are you me?

>>728460983
couldn't they have straddled the left arm of the thing to get away from the smoke and fire? or would it be like a thousand degrees to the touch

>>728460983
I just wan't everything without any effort

>>728461762
The thing is designed to be blown around by wind. Two grown men can't stand on it without it moving.

>>728460983
I am not of your world.
I am simultaneously the single most dangerous and frightening man on the face of your world.
I am.
Guardian Soul.

>>728461762
One stayed ontop and burnt to death and the other took his chances and jumped

>>728461762

Maybe it'd swing down if they did? They would know. They're the engineers.

>>728460983
A guy that just fucked a pregnant Japanese girl that ran away from home, instead of worrying about his money troubles.

>>728461700
depends, are you drunk right now?

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Social Outcast with no direction in life, I work obscene hours and have no social life, I have lost contact with 90% of the friends I had 4 years ago and women seem to avoid me like the plague.

I suppose I'll just live for me now.

A medium functioning drug addict college student bio hacking my way through school with addy weed xannies L and some coke

>>728460983
My mother's son

>>728461892

>took his chances

It's a 70 meters high windmill. There was no chance. He was seen falling while on fire.

>>728460983
the most beta motherfucker on the planet.

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>>728460983

Low test, talented koreanguy here. Also OP. The world doesn't work together, but it will one day.

tl;dr Hopeful, but a bit condescending

>>728462314
Look throughout history, does it seems the seam is coming together or ripping?
>protip it's ripping

We'll keep holding world wars until a time when weapons and courage are made to smite all who oppose us, then we'll rebuild and probably get hit by an asteroid.

>>728462250

Vesna Vulović (Serbian Cyrillic: Весна Вуловић; [ˈʋeːsna ˈʋuːlɔvit͡ɕ]; 3 January 1950[1] – 23 December 2016) was a Serbian flight attendant. She holds the Guinness world record for surviving the highest fall without a parachute: 10,160 metres (33,333 ft),[2] after the explosion of JAT Flight 367 near Srbská Kamenice, Czechoslovakia, on 26 January 1972. She was the sole survivor of the accident.

>>728462473
It was ripping in a human standard before we arrived, and it will continue to rip until we can no longer live on this planet

>>728462473
I don't want to chat, sorry.

>>728460983
young dude who is kinda figuring out things and everything is looking good, but idk why im so paranoid and stressed

>>728460983
Randy Shackleton

>>728462250
Well i'd rather fall to my death than burn to death.

>>728461542
WE ARE ALL JOHN NOW

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haha fuck you faggot
look at this failure and laugh everyone

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>>728460983
Kunta Kinte
- Kunta Kinte

>>728462735
what's the biggest source of stress in your life?

>>728462532
yeah but she was in a fucking plane strapped in dumbass, not freefalling
fuck.

>>728462885
That's what one of them did. The other stayed and burned, in hopes that a helicopter would come in time to save him. It didn't.

>>728461762
this is what I would have done. Hang on to the middle of the blade and wait for help.

>>728463142
no it was a freefall dickcheese wankmaiden

anyway, why wouldn't you just walk up one of the propellers, it'd give you loads more time

>>728461999
Nice trips.

Fucking read this like it was me.

I have a girlfriend though, but she doesn't give a shit about anything, we never fuck, and I'm too afraid to pack all my shit up and skip town. I'm getting too old for this.

>>728463142
>Implying gravity or terminal velocity gives a shit about exactly how you found yourself 30,000ft in the air.

Fuck me.

>>728460983
Aspie dude with no drive and no firends who wants to find what it means to bond and have a civilized conversation.

>>728460983
Just somebody on the search to find the origins of a meme while living in a third world country which has political issues.Kinda sound like a really stupid anime doesnt it ?

>>728460983
>Who are you?
I am eating so much pussy I'm shitting clits son

>>728463625
Nope. They never set anime in poor places.

>>728463475
what would younger you have to say about this? Would he be impressed?

>>728460983
A cat dressed up in a man suit.

>>728463475
dump pics of her faggot

>>728463142
Do you HONESTLY believe that a plane can save you if it crashes?

Do you genuinely believe that your buck fifty body weight can survive tons of weight slamming the ground at that speed?

>>728463893
I can't believe it's not butter

>>728463473

Well since they're engineers and waited for their deads they probably considered that.
Maybe they couldn't reach it or something. Otherwise they probably would've tried.

>>728463771
Younger me wouldn't get it man, because younger me never had to slam down and run a kitchen. Younger me never had people continuously rely on him even though he himself needed help....

Younger me also wasn't well versed in toxic relationships either sooo...

The obvious solution to the entire situation would be to separate and carefully advance on two opposing fins.
They don't need to advance far, just to be away from the flames.

Help would arrive relatively soon by helicopter anyway.

>>728460983
I am a ghost driving a meat covered skeleton made of stardust riding a rock hurtling through space. I fear nothing.

>>728463693
You sure about that ?

>>728464373
ye

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Back from the dead cyka

>>728462473
You are describing entropy.

>>728460983
A blue collar husband and father of 2 watching the world go all Mad Max.

>suicide why is it frowned upon when in some circumstances it's the only option

>>728462314
Entropy says you're wrong.

>>728464885
Unless you have been diagnosed with a medical condition, get the fuck out of here with "only option."

>>728464183
sooner or later you're going to realise nothing else matters but you. Either you can avoid your feelings and it'll all come and eat you up or you can man up and deal with this shit
Younger you wouldn't realise because it was basking in the freedom of adolescence, try and get back to this mentality and just kinda think fuck it... You'll thank yourself, we all die alone and we all need to act like the selfish beings we are now and then to move on, who knows you may meet your new dream girl and settle down.

>my girlfriend left me took my child and gave me herpes now my only option is too sit and watch while she makes a new life with my seed I'll never find happiness again

>>728460983
A 27 year-old with no job or life experience, difficulty in learning new things, a crippling insecurity, a low tolerance for stress and effort, a tendency to bitterness and anger, a mind that dreams sex and success while wallowing in negative self-defeating thoughts, a body I hate but have no motivation to change, and a total lack of mental or physical resilience.

Why live?

>>728465130
Are you one of those people who blabbers about "keeping on fighting" and similar stuff?
Because I hate those people.

>and the times I'm with my kid I have to choke back my tears and lie to myself saying everything will be okay but deep down I know my efforts are futile

>>728465345
fair enough, anon.

>>728460983
A hopeless NEET

>>728465880
No, I'm one of those "grow the fuck up and do your job faggot" kinds of people.

Grow up faggot, we all have baggage. If you an hero it only means you were too fucking weak.

>>728460983
I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher

>>728460983
>no alternative escape route

way to go dipshits

>I'm sitting here looking at a bottle full of sleeping pills and my knife trying to muster the strength to finish it because my brain is enacting its self preservation

>>728466038
It's the same thing, really.
Even worse, when you think about it.

OP again - with a tip!

If arguments exist to stimulate and disseminate the best opinion eg. >>728464200, and you are unqualified to weigh in, don't rack your brains. Don't rev your Prius. I do not wish to see you.

>>728460983
A 20-something above average intelligent under achiever who has been promised greatness his whole life; only to be greeted by disappointment, betrayal and hurt.
Jaded by and wary of both friends and women, thus avoiding further contact with anyone outside his comfort zone.

>>728466501
Aka
>your average 4chan user

>>728465120
My mentality is go against the grain; make the effort. Even if the universe unravels, I'd like for us to the ones who held it together until the very end.

>>728466300
They really are not.

Feel free to hate whomever you like, but I feel bad for you if you want to kill yourself though.

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>>728463007

Too bad you suck at calling out samefagging...

>>728461670
are you sure about that?

>>728466935
I don't want to kill myself.
I'm kind of stuck in a limbo, where I can't stand the idea of "living", but I don't have the balls to become an hero.

>>728463133
Not the same guy but in the same situation. Mine probably is lack of productivity and social skills I got a great job recently, still a student, but I can't get my ass up to get things done and I also noticed that it got quite hard for me to make new friends. I don't have any friends or someone to talk with in my current job, and I don't know how to start a conversation without being a clingy and stressed faggot.

>>728460983
Why would they be up there with no way down?

>>728466300
>be a man
>be a human
>pride in ubiquity

I least understand this type of person. But, subtle differentiation is alright in its own way.

>>728461450
try not to cut someone with those edges

>>728462532
Im pretty Shure lots of people survived higher jumps than 10 meters
And how the fuck could they measure the height so accurate?

All these fucking attention-seekers in here on an anonymous imageboard wtf

>>728467347
Just asks if someone wants to get eat some lunch
When you are asking into the group you couldn't possibly count as clingy and nobody likes to eat alone as far as I know

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Happy

>>728468363
Yeah I guess I should do that

>>728460983
I am the person who created The Game for Ms. Watson and started a chain reaction of events that are unfolding as time moves forward.

>>728460983
AN ALPHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpgcB1UnMOM

>>728460983
A person

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>>728460983
If you zoom in you can see them kissing. Being a fag is something you can deny, but not right before you die.

High functioning borderline alcoholic.