just a boring sat night in the shock room ER.

>>728450036
your pussy blood is everywhere gross

Story?

girl with multiply stab wounds from her ex bf. She survived barely.

>>728450036

I work as a Environmental Services Tech at a hospital. I get to come in afterwards and clean those rooms up. Its pretty fucking neato, I'm also encharge of gathering and disposing of bio and nuclear wasre, as well as picking up the organ bin from the morgue.

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>>728450036
>Damn it's photo like these that make me appreciate, that there are people out there willing help.

TY OP. Godspeed

>>728450036
OP is a fag
saw this pic a couple days ago

>>728450497
>/b/tard in charge of nuclear waste

we're fucked

>>728450874

yes I posted it on 9gag and on facebook. its german hospital in Berlin.

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Lord Gabe almighty did the fucking Zombie Apocalypse start in there? It looks to me like a patient was strapped down, broke out and started tearing at they doctors like they were fucking nothing.

>>728450497
literal janitor

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>>728450036
I also work in shock trauma.

>>728451264
I salute you! godspeed

>>728450938

Nuclear waste from cancer treatment. I can't build a bomb or any thing out of it. It goes into a special bin, I go and pick them up and take them to their proper spot for pick up. So truly nothing to worry about.

Bio waste goes into a microwave like device for l 2 hours, cooking it at a couple hundred degrees before getting thrown into the regular trash.

Human organs get picked up and taken down with the rest of the shit. It gets labeled and picked up too.

>>728451264
>>728450036
>>728450497

thanks medfags, keep doing your jobs, even the janitor

>>728451166

Pretty much. I only do rooms for trauma, TB, Cdiff, few others, even been trained to clean Ebola rooms too.

I dont care, I get paid 22 a hour to sit on my ass for most of the day until one of the rooms needs cleaned, or a bin needs picked up.

janitors are the good soul. I wont clean that mess up, that we are doing ...

>>728451598
clean Ebola rooms? Holy shit. You got some balls. Hope you got the level 3 protection suits

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There's something about this X-ray...can't put my finger on it.

>>728451619
this

>>728451689
[spoiler] Fucked Vagina [/spoiler]

>>728450036
Fellow er nursefag here! Grady Memorial in Atlanta. Where you at?

>>728451688

We got all the P.P.E. that we need. The only reason why I know how to clean them, is cause like two yrs ago they kept talking about it on the news, the boss man kept thinking it's gonna spread to WA state. So he was able to use some of the budget to hire ppl to come train a few of us, that few would then train the rest.

Hardest part is just trying to take the suit off with out really using your hands.

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I have a game. Let's play. What's in that butt???
First. Easy mode.

>>728451030
Virchow?

>>728451967
Chapstick

>>728451945
germany/berlin. I luv nursefags

>>728451967
battery

>>728450036
My dentists room looks like that when you walk in.

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>>728452099
Ding ding. AA
Next. Much harder.

>>728451959
true dat. but gladly ebola is rare. I might start at CDC next year

>>728451967
feeding bottle?

>>728452156
Coke bottle?

>>728452243
Nope

>>728452156
deodorant can

>>728452156
An aerosol can. Hairspray maybe?

>>728452156
Soda can?

>>728452156
reusable water bottle

>>728452156
Can

>>728451967
a shell casing

>>728452314
Spray paint cans. Two of them duct taped together. There were 3 but he lost those two in his butt.

>>728451264
Oh fuck no. Nu male surgeons.

>>728452460
To be honest. Who is sticking this in his anus...

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Last one. Nearly impossible mode.

>>728452460
more?

>>728452607
A wiener

>>728451030
It was on reddit a week ago you lying prick, fuck sake you wash out

>>728452607
Coat hanger?

>>728452607
oh god this ones hard. are those two white spots part of the thing or unrelated?

>>728452167

Yeah. I can understand if I worked in Africa or some shit like that. I dont expect to see any thing like that here.

Hopefully if some thing like that does happen, I'll already been done with getting my degree as 01 electrician, will no longer be working here.

Best to pick luck with you for that job.

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>>728452765
Part of the thing

>>728452607
headphones

>>728450349

Good work, Dr. OP

>>728452607
hanger?

>>728451945
I'm a Grady baby. Great fucking trauma center.

>>728452565
fags

>>728452607
clothes hanger

>>728452785

Best of luck*

>>728452852
No. but kinda sorta close

>>728452880
Fuck yeah it is. Because of the nigger population the trauma center there is a true trial by fire for nurses. I've been there 13 years and it was my first job out of school. Wouldn't trade that training and experience for anything in the world

>>728453001
Ear muffs?

>>728453041
That's kinda the same reason our trauma center is so fun. Sadly.
Memphis

>>728452607
earbuds? Phone charger?

>>728450036
reverse image search

>>728453107
>>728453116
No

>>728453148
Portable speakers?

>>728453205
No. maybe I misled by saying you were in the right area. Not sound related.

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>>728453148
am i looking in the right place?

>>728453148
ear plugs?

>>728452607
is it a sausage

>>728453148
Looks like plastic hair clips for a little kid but they are angled opposite from each other so what ever they are on is really thin and not/barely visible on the xray

premed fag here, totally want to work trauma when im done with this school bullshit.

>>728453041
They have a great burn center as well. Spent more time there than necessary. I've been here 37 years.

>>728453265
Ear rings?

>>728450036

Nobody cares that you're a doctor or whatever. You're probably a loo or a nigger, anyway.

>>728453136
I posted it first on fuckbook 3 days ago with the title "Why you have to wait in the ER".... kek

>>728453278
Yep. But there's more to it. Play with the contrast.

>>728452607
>>728452607
Glasses cable?

>>728452607
Is it a power ranger action figure?

>>728452460
Did it spray while inside his ass?

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>>728451967

>>728452607
Glasses?

>>728453360
You'd better be careful. A nurse I work with posted a pic just like that on fb. Got her fired.

>>728453478
Ding ding!
What you see are the hinges on the earpieces.

>>728452607
Is it just a regular x Ray ?

>>728453363
computer mouse?

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>>728450036
that's like an entire human worth of blood

>>728453559
Woah, how destroyed was the persons anus? how did you remove them?

>>728453559
how the actual fuck?

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>>728453678
Surgery. But we get dudes in all the fucking time sticking ridiculous things up their asses. They always say they "fell on it". Lol

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Hello /b/ my gf and i fukt last night and condom broke but i didnt finish. Put a new one back on carefully and finished making sure to pull out, even with the condom on. Preg or no?

>>728453836
No

>>728453672
thats why I said, she survived barely

>>728453836
I don't know m8 just let me look into my fucking crystal ball and get back to you

>>728453559
Haha well done.

>>728450036
Funny how I've been seeing that same pic for months now.

Why do you get off pretending to have a more interesting life than you do?

>>728450497

lol, that is also my job!

>>728453790
sometimes it happens...you slip, fall and somehow end up with a soda can in your ass.

>>728453790
For real last one. But this one clearly isn't an ass. Just an artifact on X-ray. Guess what it is

>>728454031
I'm not op. But I can promise you all the X-rays and shit I've
Posted are oc

>>728453836
dude, one drop could be enough....

>>728450036
why dont they just paint the floor red? they wouldnt even have to clean it. fucking idiots

>>728454031
yo fag. show me this picture older then 4 days?

>>728454079
it looks like a pipe went though someones leg?

>>728451264
Except those guys are putting in hardware
C-arm draped
K-wires waiting to be tapped

t.neurosurg

>>728453790
No fucking idea... Gravel? Shrapnel?

>>728454264
infection controls clearly don't matter in your world view.

I worked trauma like that here in Indy for years.
Gets to you after a while

>>728454376
True. I was in trauma operating room for that pic.

>>728454166
You are doing gods work

>>728450036
Level 1 trauma fag here.

You should see our 10 bed trauma room on a busy Saturday

>>728451967
shotgun shell

>>728454166
Epic thread. Well played de facto OP.

>>728450036

I was going to ask by who and how is that scene cleaned up afterwards but >>728450497 already answered :)

Usually when i tell people what i do for a living they go "Oh right, never thought about that being someones job"

>>728451689
Left im nail?

>>728454617
Thanks. I'll get more pics and come back for round two soon.

>>728454376
t.

>>728454571
Autism

>>728454397
Yeah. It's a weird one. Dude had a can of Skoal in his pocket.

>>728454704
Yes. He had a nail. But also a big ol dick

>>728454805
>Skoal
I've always wanted to get in to medical imaging. My dream job. Unfortunately the courses are few and far between in Australia, and in high demand.

>>728451967
A battery

>>728455034
We have a winner!!

>>728454290
Reverse image search shows it all over. It was on Reddit 6 days ago. Fag.

>>728455028
Yeah? I'd love to move to aus. But I know to be naturalized you have to provide a needed service. You think coming as an X-ray/MRI/cat tech would give me any points?

I just got home from work, this is so weird seeing this thread!

>>728450349
What if you saved her but she deserved it?

>>728452156
One of those water bottles with a built in filter.

>>728455263
We have to save assholes that "deserve it" all the time. Just the other day I had a woman. Stabbed three of her children. Two of them died. Then tried to turn the knife on herself. We saved her. Thank god. Lol

>>728455229
You'd be in as soon as you filled out the form.

>>728450036
pic is from reddit, faggots

>>728455229
Shit, my old housemate was a dental hygienist from Canada. Even that got her in no problem.

>>728455453
Should have let her die and kill her other kid(s). Now taxpayers have to support them. That's fucked. You're a bad person, OP.

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>>728455505
Awww sheeeit
How are Americans received over there? Of course. I'm not the typical stereotype you see all on the news. Just a normal guy.

>>728450497
This guy is literally the most important gy in the hospital. I always try to be nice and help them

>>728455704
Jewish? Beware of the Nazi skins.

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>>728455830
Nah. Just a welsh/native/German mongrel. White af.

Totally fine as long as you're not the loud obnoxious sort, they're pretty annoying.

>>728455943

>>728455704

>>728455943
Says the Australian.

>>728455943
I'm more the "self depricating wise cracking"sort

>>728452607
Is that a gun?

>>728454047

My nigga, how you liking it?

>>728456011
You know what I mean though. The New York stereotype.

>>728454047
>>728456144
how much do you make per hour? been thinking about getting certified through OSHA for that type of work.

>>728456144

I love it, best job i have ever had. Its in Norway though, so no gunshot wounds or anything cool like that.

>>728456061
So Jewish?

>>728455748

No. The most important person is the person who runs the coffee stand at night. I can't clean those rooms with out having some coffee first.

>>728456061
If you want some actual advise.. Do what my old housemate did. Get a working visa with your profession, come live for a year and check it out. Make your mind up after that.

>>728456251

23.37 US Dollar

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>>728456310
Lol. Point taken.

Not Jewish and even if I were. Wouldn't advertise it.

>>728456310
All I know about Jewish people I learned from Seinfeld and Curb your enthusiasm. As far as I'm concerned American Jewish people are hilarious and the exact sort of people I'd want to hang out with.

>>728451967
A lighter

> Environmental Services Tech
OP is a fucking janitor

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>>728456383
I think I will end up doing that. From what I've been told Melbourne is where I want to go? Does that ring true?

>>728453836
youre done son

I work in the medical field too. But I would never take a photo of anything. Maybe not in Europe, but in America because of HIPPA it's just not worth it if I lose my job and get fined or something

>>728456251

22 an hour for me. Been there for three yrs now. My wife works at a hospital too, I got insurance through her. So I stayed as per diem just to get an extra 15% an hour, then made it so I can only work nights. So I get shift deferential too.

>>728456260
Gun shots are cool to watch. I was walking through surgery one night to get a bin, they're working on a guy who got shot seven times. I just stood next to a nurse who was watching outside too, we just bullshit for like 30 mins and watched the surgery.

>>728451689

The fact that her 2 fun holes are like a foot lower than they should be?

>>728450036
op how seriously do people take the hippocratic oath? i heard that new doctors are pussying out and taking a "modified" version of it???? what's the deal

>>728456563
You would hang out with Seth Rogen?

>>728451264
why are you helping black people?

>>728455696

Thankfully we are a civilized society where people don't get to play judge jury and executioner. ER workers armed with nothing more than the hearsay as their patient comes through the door are not in a position to be passing judgement on people.

>>728456838
Yep. Happily.

>>728450497
Real life viscera cleanup detail.

it's so weird getting a look into medicine... i almost went into med school but i made the decision to go into finance instead.. i've always been really envious of doctors, your lives seem so much more interesting

>>728456429

I converted from Swedish instead of Norwegian, my bad. I make 24,48 USD

>>728456251
>>728456144

>>728456630
I've never been. I Live in a small city in Queensland. Been to Sydney and I would not want to live there. But from what I've been told Melbourne is way nicer.

>>728456993
black people are the future

>>728450497
>encharge

>>728456630
I'd check out Brisbane though. Really laid back for a reasonably big city. I lived there for a few years, will probably move back one day.

>>728457367

Phone auto correct it to that. I'm doing multiple things atm, so last thing on my list is to make sure my spelling is correct on 4chan.

>>728453836
When was her last period? There is a narrow window of opportunity for pregnancy. Basically 2/3 of the month you are reasonably safe. Of the remaining third, about 3-5 days are super dangerous. Generally speaking, 10 days eother side of period onset is the safe zone.

>>728450497
How much do you get paid?

>>728458102

22 an hour. I work ten hour shifts, four days a week. 60% of my shift is me literally sitting on my ass, playing 3ds, waiting for a room to pop up.

>>728458102

>>728457181
>>728456747

>>728452156
Hey anon, what do you do? Radiographer or radiologist?

Was going for Paramedic but thinking of switching to nursing. I'm just afraid everything will be routine after a while for both jobs.

>>728458673

Only time I ever hear of routine, is when you get the same person who is coming in, again and again in hopes of getting drugs.

>>728458353

Literally the same as me, except i watch TV while waiting for a room.

>>728458828
My friend is a FF/Medic and he says 90% of his calls are for chest pain.

I love the pace of the ER but also like the autonomy of being a medic.

>>728458847

I use to do that. I watch a lot of nat geo, every time some thing interesting was on, a room came up.

>>728450497
Have you seen any severed foreskins in the trash?

Do you ever check out the privates of out-cold patients? Fancy yourself a handful? May be just a slip of finger inside?

>>728458353
Jesus.. I get paid $27/h to sell booze and tend a cash register..

>>728459488
I'm paid ~4$/h as a regulatory consultant for a software firm in Turkey. I have an MSc in Chemstry. It is usually fine for normal expenses like food etc. which are cheap, but imported stuff such as electronics became a fucking delicacy with the insane increase in $ / TL rate

>>728459476
not OP.. but you lose desires like that pretty fast...

>been working a couple weeks in OR
>young attractive girl comes in for girl stuff operation
>sweet, get in on that
>prepping her nude crotch was fun, think this is all great
>surgeon cuts out her uterus and hands it to me to take to histology
>no longer excited when girls come into OR

i was playing mr responsible back then tho. now i'd steal all the drugs and go hand out in pediatrics

Nice, currently in EMT training. Omw to being a paramedic.

>>728460580
>Implying her holding her bare uterus wouldn't make me harder

>>728460024
Why the fuck are you still in Turkey if you have a Masters degree? Move somewhere as a skilled immigrant.

>>728460779
I'm working for an international Belgian company, I'll try to transfer to an abroad branch in a bit but we'll see

>>728459380

Nope. I deal with bio bins, not trash. Trash is for the regular janitors at my work. They get paid half of what EVS does, have to go clean patient rooms, mop, sweep, etc. I just do trauma, contaminated rooms, pick up and dispose of bio, nuclear, human waste (Human waste as in organs)

>>728460715

even the goriest internet shit doesn't prepare you for actually doing that shit IRL. the smell of the electrocauterizer and the sight of a real person almost always gets first timers in major procedures

>>728450497
Yea, just say janitor next time

>>728460958
Fair enough. The janitor at the center I work at is an immigrant from Pakistan, he's got a masters in applied science. Now he sweeps the floor.

>>728452565
A straight white male. Honestly the biggest problem in our societies

>>728461428
That's fucking sad
Most of the world's potential is wasted because there isn't a system to fully utilize them

>>728461189

Nah, I'll say what the title is, cause they're two completely dif things at my work. Janitors have zero training besides new hire. EVS has to go through many classes, cause we get trained to clean up Ebola, h1n1, marburg, smallpox, a lot of shit that can easily kill your ass. While janitors have a broom and a mop, I get to fuck around with 80k piece of machinery that deals with Ultra violet rays, cause some bleach and a rag doesn't work. So plz, stop talking out of your ass faggot.

>>728451689
Xrayfag here, thats a big ol penis boys

>>728462278
Radiographer?

>>728461044

hey as long as you can look down on SOMEONE amirite?

>>728462018
dude that's what i did as a volunteer in the hospital. i wasn't exactly a normal volunteer and none of the restrictions on what they could do applied to me, but still. you're acting like it's hard to do or some special skill that can't just be explained in 5 minutes.
you're "fancy janitor"

>>728451967
Lighter

>>728451945
CVICU nursefag here, Cabell Hospital in Huntington WV.

>>728454376
Hey doc Can you poke at my brain and make me smarter please
t. Emt firefighter

>>728462018
You're still cleaning up after other peoples waste, janitor.

>>728462018
Judy thing?

>>728453363
looks like wrapped candy

>>728451264
>giant boner during surgery
what the fuck did he mean by this?

>>728451340
>Nuclear waste from cancer treatment. I can't build a bomb or any thing out of it.

we can teach you

>>728455696
Fuck that. Death is letting someone like that off too easy. If she lives she suffers.

>muh tax dollah
Fuck yourself.

>>728450036
>literally wasting your life for low six figures
actual cuck

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>>728450036
I'm calmer in the morgue.

christ all fucking mighty working in an ER
what a shit existence

from the schooling to the job

thanks for pissing away your life you fucking zilch to save my easy one lol

>>728458353
> 60% of my shift is me literally sitting on my ass, playing 3ds
sounds like a cool job would switch with you