>walking to class >see this >nobody else around What do?

>>728444935
Let her oversleep and miss class.

>>728444935
Change time to16:00

Those are some retarded fucking boots

>>728445022
Nice dubs sir.

>>728445137
This

Wake her up and ask her if she's in an abusive relationship whilst pointing to the bruises on her arm.

>>728445470
Shit, never noticed that. I know her boyfriend and he doesn't seem like a piece of shit, though.

Change time.

Retard cant use her smartphones alarm.

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>>728444935
Oh my god! Russia is bombing the U.S.! Wake up!!!

>>728445885
kek

>>728445698
What wicked thoughts might worm inside his skull

>>728444935
>hang out till 11:55
>kiss her right on the lips to wake her up as gently as possible
>as she wakes up, stunned and probably taken aback at my handsome visage
>"It is I, your prince charming, my sweet! Now we must away, for your class starts soon!
>I shall be your steed!"
>get on all fours
>offer up back for her to ride on
>whinny and neigh angrily as she runs away

Stuck up bitch.

>>728446171
Congratulations. Here are my internets for the day

>>728446171
kek'd

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>>728446359

>>728446044
Dubs don't lie
>>728446171
kek

>>728444935
>outline her body with chalklines
>quarter off the area with caution tape

Honestly there's a lot of opportunities to use some chalk and caution tape. Started carrying that shit in my pack in '15, haven't looked back since.

Kick her in the stomach as hard as possible

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>>728447177
kys, faggot

>>728444935
>place her hand in warm water
>move WET FLOOR sign over so it's next to her ass
>appreciate the smell of urine and gawking passerby laughter as college students spread the photo op across social media

>>728445022
>>728446044
>>728447177
>>728447288
Thinly veiled get thrad

>>728444935
>draw her
>write note at the bottom of the drawing
>"I'll always be watching, my muse."
>leave drawing tucked into her pack
>make my hasty escape
>wait for her to fall in love with me even though she has no idea who her sneaky admirer is
>shitpost on /b/ about how awful women are and how romance is dead when she never hits me up

Make her eat some eggs

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>>728444935
change wake into rape.
continue walking to my class

>>728444935
>realize she's on the floor
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>728444935
wake her up and ask why is her forearm that big

>>728444935
>roses are red
>her arms look like she been beat
>she ain't got no bed
>her boot too big for her got dang feet

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>>728448052
>change wake into rape
>eagerly await 11:55

FTFY

>>728448570
But... why wouldn't you just also change the time?

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>>728444935
What a fucking dumb bitch. Doest even know about sleep and time management.

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>>728444935

Wake her up at 11:56

>>728449156
That's fucked up

>>728449156
>56
>5 fucking 6.

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>>728444935
Sniff butthole

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>>728444935
Wake her and and compliment those fuckin boots, those things are hella rad

>>728446359
Fuck off reddit nigger

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>>728444935

>>728449577
You're not even spamming Spiderman right. This is some meta b8 bullshit.

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>>728449652
>H-hey, I just want t--
>Huh? What? Oh, is it 11:55? Thanks, man.
>N-no, it's only 11:16, but I-I just wanted t--
>What the fuck? Why would you wake me up 40 minutes early?
>W-well technically it's only 39 minutes early, haha, but I just wanted to sa--
>What? Is there an emergency? Am I not allowed to sleep here?
>N-no, that's not it, I just felt like sayin--
>Dude. Fuck off. My tests have been brutal this week. I don't need this shit.
>Y-y-yeah, okay. Sorry to bother you!

Buy a coffee and a breakfast sandwich. Wake her up 5 minutes early. Give food and phone number.

>>728449156
Now I see why they call /b/ the darkest and dankest corner of the internet! xD

>>728451192
>you don't have to tell me what you're doing on the floor
>but you do have to eat the eggs on this breakfast sandwich

erase a 1

>>728451336
Lol I've seen that post anon.

>>728451192
Actually pretty fucking smooth if you're attractive.

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>>728451420
Yeah and it's a no pressure sell. You just walk away after. She may call and she may not.

I'm easy on the eyes