Been cat fishing this grill on tinder, dubs decides

>>728443259
Hitler did nothing wrong. Heil Hitler.

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>>728443259
Ok it's time for me to come clean. This is me and my real name is Eugene, I must confess I am in love with you m'lady.

>>728443349
re-roll

>>728443259on the first night I am intimate with a woman, I like to lay out a sheet filled with flour. Then I roll them in it like a chicken wing. After they are good and covered I fuck the first wet spot I find

...overweight kinda like you

>>728443399
>>728443259
OP better not be a faggot now

>>728443399
WINRAR fucking KEK You better delivar OP

>>728443399
Winrar

>>728443399
Can't send pictures. I can send the text if you want.

>>728443554
Pleb ok

>>728443349
do it

>>728444039
fat and ugly like you, we fit together quite well. let's get together and make fat ugly babies then go to fatuglyland to get married

>>728444163
reroll

>>728444163
Rolling this.

>>728444039
M'lady,you are to pure to see this face which has seen so terrible things at so many wars...

>>728444039
KEK

>>728444163
this is very ok

>>728444039
M'lady what are your thoughts on the glorious god emperor king Donald Trump?

Cat fishing? So you are gril catfishing a gril?

>>728444231
roll

I want to cut off your luscious hair and hang you with it while fondling your giant balongas.

>>728444231
>>728444482
Rollin

>>728444482
roll

>>728444231
op is dead but roll i guess?

Op here, not dead. Someone just needs to get dubs.

>>728444163
i fucking re-roll for this

I look like the best village nigger you have ever seen, my penis could hang from the highest of trees.

>>728443259
I did some time in prison during the 90's for things I'd rather not talk about.

M'lady, nothing can compare to your beauty, so I shall not even try.

>>728444231
Roll

What do you identify as politically?

>>728445555

>>728445444

send nudes, then i show you ma face M'lady

>>728443259
I have an addiction to tentacle porn and I fascinate about dismembering people.

>>728444163

Rolling for this.

If thou shall show me thy labia, I shall show thou my face m'lady

Let me see a marker in your butt then we talk about me

>>728444163
ruh roll

>>728444039
I look like a rare pepe in the final form.

>>728445695
roll

>>728444039
I'm not sure I want to show you. When I do, people tend to stop talking to me.

>>728445788
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>728445788
winrar

>>728445788
winrar

>>728445788
winner winner
you know what to do OP

>>728445788
winrar lmao

>>728445695
Roll

>>728445788
what a disappointing win

I often fascinate about dismembering girls.

>>728445956
No, but seriously, I'm not sure I want to show you. When I do, people tend to stop talking to me.

>>728445956
Do you want to see my katana?

>>728446073
Roll dis!

>>728445956
goddammit thats too much lad

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I'm a dirty spick, I showed you mine now show me yours.

>>728443349
Roll

I fascinate about wearing your skin suit.

>>728445956
Girl, lets go eat some greasy ass burgers. We can enjoy being fat together. Fuck the h8ters. #yolo.

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>>728445956

Okay, okay. i'm sorry. m'lady. Here's an actual pic of me when I was out for the night. I hope you forgive me for lying, haha!

>>728445956
Fuck off you fat normie REEEE

>>728446162
roll

>>728446136
Roll

>>728446185
reroll

>>728446162
roll this

>>728446232

roll

>>728446232
Roll

>>728446073
rrrrrrrrrrrroll

>>728446266

go czechkem

>>728446266

WINRAR

>>728446162
reroll

>>728446073
Roll

I can't send pictures over tinder. I've already said that.

>>728446136
Roll

>>728445956
have you ever been blacked?

>>728446266
dis gun be gud

>>728446162
re-reroll

>>728443349
Rolll

>>728446366
>>728446266

2 winners

>>728443349
Rollll

>>728446162
rerereroll

>>728446361
FUCK

>>728446073

then this

>>728446455
WINAR!!!!

I have a gorgeous neckbeard. But where there is bad there is good. I am also extremely hung. I rock a solid 10.2 inches ;)

Let me see that hairy spider baby

>>728446477
fine.

>>728446455
This one is gay.
>>728446477
do this one

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Jkjk I am actually the Great Old One Kaalut

>>728446555
TRIPS OVERRULES DUBS

>>728443259
'So do you read? I am curently reading Mein Kampf'

>>728445956
would you be so kind as to let me fuck your belly button?

>>728446642
DO IT OP!!!!

>>728446738
Roll

Some say I look like a Vulcan, however, this is not because of my ears.

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>>728446738

Do you have a forest or a bush?

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>>728446599

>>728446776
KEK she's not going to respond

>>728446812
he died a thirsty boy

send me a picture of your butthole

>>728446861
Yeah, I hate it when people go all serial killer-y. The girls stop responding and it ruins the thread.

>>728446776
I wanna penetrate your anus, while choking you untill you become unconscious.

I'm blind btw

>>728446776
The last girl that saw my picture spent some time in a psychiatric ward, whispering something about the dark lord cometh. Or she was drunk, I'm not sure.

>>728447013
Roll for this

>>728446861
she might, seems like she'd be desperate enough

Sorry about those silly messages, my friend was messing around with my phone. He's just jealous I've got a girlfriend now. So anyway u fine guuurl ;) how big is your cock?

I really love girls like you, they make me look skinny

butter sticks self lubricate

>>728447272
Re-roll

Pls don't unmatch me. Ur everything I've got bb I love you. Pls respond

I suck black horse cock once on a date.

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Idk why she hasn't run away yet

>>728447442
Roll

Don't ignore me you rancid swine

>>728447512
Wow. She must be dick depraved.

gay

>>728447512
She thinks it's a joke. No wonder serial killers have no trouble finding victims.

I'd need another person and a dead dog to fill out your skin suit

I want to shave off all of your pubic hair and hot glue it to my massive nigger dick

>>728447512
>send as two separate texts if I get dubs
Did you know they don't have Walmart in Syria?
They only have Targets.

Can we go out next week to try on your new KKK outfit around my parents house?

>>728447905
Reroll

Yeah but at least my skin isn't dark.

>>728447905
Roll

>>728447905
Reroll 2

You think I'm joking fatty?

>>728447944
Winrar, Reroll 3 for >>728447905

>>728448097
reroll

>>728448097
roll

>>728447512
I'm not joking slut. I'm going to tie you up in my basement and whip you until your skin starts to peel off.

>>728448097
roll

>>728448097
reroll 2

send me your snapchat, so we can change some nudes ;) xDD ^_^

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Be funnier next time

>>728447512
>>728447512
Wanna come home to me and watch me masturbate?

>>728448289
roll

tickle my mango
baby lets do the tango
but not for long since you know why
your fat self loves eating pie

>>728448294
Look, my balls are full and you're open for a dicking. What are you doing tonight?

communism will win

You see babe, that's how I roll. I make jokes about the KKK just like that. Also I have autism

>>728448443
roll for this

GLOBALISTS

>>728448443
roll

>>728448522
It is done!

>>728448522
winrar

>>728448443
>>728448522
>>728448522
>>728448522
winrar

This question may sound Off-Topic, but did you vote for Donald Trump? I kinda only want to date with trump supporter

It's too bad your a fat cow

>>728448522
WINNER WINNER CHECKED DINNER

>>728448584
roll

I once read that goats milk is more similar to human milk than cow milk. Got any milk facts?

>>728448522
Winrar

>>728448667
close, is that you satan's twin?

>>728446185
rollin for this

>>728448677
WINRAR

I can't wait to fuck your ass and taste my own semen dripping from your shithole ;)

>>728448704
It is I - Lucio

Have you ever heard of a site called 4chan?

>>728448874
what does cx mean?

Still laughing? This girl is starving for dick

LET ME FUCK YOUR TIGHT BARE ASS OR YOURE A WHORE AND ILL KILL YOUR FAMILY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>728448938
she meant to put xx

>>728446185
Rolling this again

>>728448938
cock xylophone

Oh I see, playing hard to get. C'mon I know you want to get fucked like a submissive piggy. Stop fooling around

>>728448938
CEMEX S.A.B. de C.V., known as Cemex, is a Mexican multinational building materials company headquartered in San Pedro, near Monterrey, Mexico. It manufactures and distributes cement, ready-mix concrete and aggregates in more than 50 countries.

I'm only girls completely shaven. Do you qualify?

>>728449055
Start typing op

>>728449043
>>728449055
are you retarded? I wanted him to send that, wtf

>>728443349
Rolling for this

Not me huh? I didn't know land whales could use phones

>>728449055
Winrar

Can you finally get a girlfriend then you decide to do this...

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>>728448874
Seriously OP, fuck pleasing us autists, go get laid.

[rolololollll]

>>728449144
Get at it son.
OP doesn't do this one

>>728448874
Come to me and i'll make sure you climax

>>728449144
OP deliver

>>728448874
why tho? xD

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Rules are rules

I will conquer your in fat covered shithole fatty

why don`t you answer??? Are you talking to other boys?

>>728449434
roll

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Rolling for
Can I send you a dick pic

>>728449434
Haha roll

lmao

What is your favorite meme

>>728449419
roll for this shit

I imagine your pussy smells like fresh donuts out of the oven.

>>728449502
Rolling for this

>>728443259
>why don`t you answer??? Are you talking to other boys?
Rolling

>>728449566
gj anon

>>728449599
Got it

Go op

>>728449434
roll

>>728449434
kek

I will hunt you down and slaughter you in my basement you rancid swine

>>728449434
roll

i want to suck off your bro

No but tbh I want to put my 6 inch in your nose so it can finally discover the feeling of tightness because the way you're talking means your pussy is open like the gates of hell.

>>728449599
Do it op

>>728449630
OP is on tinder. Cant send pics

>>728449641
lol rancid swine

>>728449599
Do it op
>>728449502

is your dad strong? I like sucking off strong dads

>>728449566
Winrar:
Send nudes bae

>>728449717
Get that snap chat

>>728449681
reroll

What does a vagina feel like?

>>728449681
rrrol

Drop a deuce in sneaker
Send pic of shitshoe to grill

Write back or im going to murder your whole family

>>728449434
roll again

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>>728449739

>>728449681
rolling

>>728449868
roll

>>728449747
Keked

>>728449944
Op deliver

Mich
Joking aside, Can we meet and have sex. I really need to get laid. I will take you to a restaurant of your choosing afterwards.

>>728449502
Reptile dick masterrace. Ribbed for your pleasure. I don't appreciate what you're insinuating with this post however. It's almost like you think that's not normal.

If you keep ignoring me I'll have to ask my master hacker friend anonymoos to hack your tinder bitch

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I think she stopped responding

You sorry about all that, my dad was on the phone, I am really sorry for that. All messages after your "dark humor" message wasn`t me. Do you wanna meet up? My parents wouldn`t bother us, cuz I live in the basement

Pls respond

LEGENDARY THREAD

>>728450075
reroll

>>728449212
the bitch is fat an ugly lol, why would he want to get with that

>>728450075
Roll

>>728450123
Roll

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>>728450063
Damn.
Thanks for the laughs m8

>>728450032
roll

>>728449868
roll

>>728450177
Another get

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Mich aint even that hawt

>>728450123
Rolling

>>728450177
Kek

>>728450177
Lmao

>>728450177
Shit that is epic

>>728450177
Holy shit

>>728450177
Wtf

>>728450177
This needs to be done again

You are a beautiful bean who deserves to be happy and treated with respect.

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>>728450268
I'd rape that.

>>728448938
its a twitct.tv thing from some retards chat

>>728450490
Ice_Poseidon 'Cx' I don't think she was referring to that though

can you tell me about the reapers

>>728448938
>>728449043
>>728449055

it's a laughing smiling cute face, at once.

Here is a :)

Here is a c:

Here is a (x or xD x) xP XP XD

So cx

She unmatched me. It's over.

>>728450856
Got anymore matches?

>>728450856
Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.

>>728450856
well it was fun while it lasted, you should only send one message at once instead of spamming her like that

>>728450856
Show her the thread

>>728450801
thanks

>>728449212
reroll

>>728449502
but seriously, what is this?

>>728453070
That means you dont wash your deek you dumbfuck nigger gook.

>>728453070
Pearly penile papules (PPP)

A small rash on the penis head can easily be confused for a sexually transmitted disease. Pearly penile papules are “Small dome-shaped to filiform skin-colored papules that typically are located on the sulcus or corona of the glans penis.” PPP may represent what most people describe as penile rash that won’t go away. See the picture of the papules on head of penis.

Pearly penile papules appear as a rash on penis head
Pearly penile papules
These papules or dots are harmless and do not require treatment to get rid of them. The papules appear as a rash on penis because they usually form a row of small bumps. It is estimated that about 20% of the male population has small pearly penile papules. A majority of them are not circumcised.

PPP does not require any kind of treatment. Since they are normal and harmless, it is important not to attempt to get rid of them.
According to Medscape, the papules sometimes disappear on their own as one ages.
In case they cause esthetic trauma and discomfort, the small rash on the penile head due to these pearly papules can be removed using laser treatment or surgery.

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>>728453680
That is so fucked up.
>No treatment needed
>20% of men have it. Ffs

>>728453680
thanks for the explanation