Sacrifice thine repeating digits to the slimy one /b/. Any wish

Rolling for the suffering of normies.

>>728442939
Lord Top Kek,
I wish for a summoning of the minions of mischief.
This cooking show is taking calls.
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/upyourvolume/2017/04/08/dr-terry-wahls-live-cooking-for-life

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lord kek give the possibility of wealth and success in the near or to far future.

praise kek

>>728442939
Get me laid with a pretty lady tonight kek.
KEK

Rolling to get a gf

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>>728443225
Re-roll for Lord Kek!

Rolling for facism in US

>>728443159
same

>>728442939
i wish i wasnt so fucking lame and annoying

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Our lord, Our conduit of meme energy, Kek.
Grant repeating digits to those in this thread so that their dreams might become reality.

Also grant those with true faith in your power the courage to shitpost irl so that the normies might be terrorized by smug frogposters.

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>>728444066
Shadilay! Make a wish faggots kek is listening

>>728442939

gkek

Wishing for things to go my way KEK

Praise kek

>>728444566
Rolling for what tho??
Also KEK! Grant mercy to your followers who suffer the life of a wagecuck, Grant them easy passage through this day.

>>728444870
Rolled for a blowjob, I better get one now.

I wish I die instantly for all eternity bleeding

Tump is old news. Kek will us a new shitlord!

I wish all vaginas are underage and blood free

I wish I stop being an asshole and grow balls

money please

Fame please

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>>728445024
Noice anon, Just remember that a slimy chaos god granted you that blowjob.

I wish to get dubs

>>728442939
I wish I knew what was making me unhappy.

kek and eris WHEN?

I wish to win the giveaways I entered and get some $$$

A healthy and good life.

I wish this thread gets deleted cause that's tree wishes in a row and all singles god fucking damn it

>>728445554
So close

Also I wish you never know, ever.

I wish for dubs

i wish my brother and sister live happy, long & fulfilling lifes

>>728445622
A humble man makes a humble wish, Gets a humble reward. I would've thought kek would favor the smug and greedy among us since they best emulate the behavior of the green prophet Pepe.

>>728445650
You must not have much faith in Kek anon, Fuckin heretic.

If dubs the next singles get their wish.

I wish to get my dick sucked by my slim thicc english teacher

I wish for you all to leave this place and start living in your body again.

I wish I get the things I've wanted.

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>>728445977
>>728446054
Kek confirmed for the lord of succ.
>>728446060
D-does that count as dubs?

I wish I had wishes

>>728446166
I forgot to make a wish, FUCK.
Someone else gets this one for free.
>>728446222
MAKE THEM MOTHERFUCKER. SHADA-FUCKIN-LAY.

>>728446166
Sorry bro but I don't think my 6060 counts, I guess you're stuck here. You can try to make a difference for yourself though.

>>728446166
That's not dubs. If dubs I wish for world hunger and an end to peace

Rolling for a girlfriend

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Our slimy lord, who art in shitposts, thy memes be dank, grant me the keks to get an A on my coming exams

I wish for no wishes to come true

>>728446643
This

I wish Islam gets illegal, as well as Catholicism and Judaism.

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>>728446711
Blessed is me. Blessed by the mighty kek

>>728446711
You are luckier than I. At least my wish came true for someone

I wish to get ABB in my alevels in order to get into greenwich with a scholarship.

>>728446572
War leads to death, Death is the end of life, Which means an end to chaos. As death is the only true order, Kek would never do that as order is boring.
>>728446639
Rolling for anon to have a girlfriend with a feminine penis, As the vaginal jew would try to take him from us.

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>>728446711
>>728446788
Two dubs in a row

I wish I'm born a psychopath nigger in the next life

>>728446788
Dubs twice? Lord Kek has blessed you with his slimy presence

I wish you all die faggits

>>728446979
Better luck next time. If dubs anyone with this wish shall be dead>>728446979

I wish all frogs get dried in hot air

>>728446788
I remember that chocolate shit being so bad...but so good in it's terrible way.

Also nice $53.10.

If trips then I am more powerful than kek

I wish something but am not sure what

>>728442939
Glorious Kek,
I wish to know all I will ever want to!
Shadilay!

I want 2,000,000 $ and a cute cat.

If dubs I get a girlfriend by the end of the month.

To have the will and power to motivate and achieve my goals. Shadilay

>>728442939
I commit

I wish a non-aging 8yo loli wife

It'd be nice if I could stop being sick. Strep throat really sucks.

I will get a gf and rule the world

10,000,000 $ next month.

I wish bad weather for tree years nonstop

2 kroasana danas

>>728442939
I wish for 100000 dkk

I wish all ISIS members get drowned in bukkake cum

>>728442939

Breakup of entire EU by the end of the decade and resurgence of nationalism

I wish granted access to the nuclear codes

>>728447499
you son of a bitch

>>728447869
Wish you your annihilation and your ideas , retarded cunt

>>728442939
Money $$$

Wish I wasn't a wizard

>>728448104
I'm from Antartica

I wish to be a respectable and respected oldfag in all threads

>>728448630
Kys newfag

>>728448408
Oh ok then

i wish that nobody else gets their wish

>>728448751
I wish you cry about those dubs

Wish everyone would die in agonising pain

I wish nothing

I wish underage sex was set at 36 months old

I wish little baby Baba could grow to be a real man.

>>728449208
Wish you transmuting into silent bismuth

I wish for unlimited wishes.

>>728449534
I wish for half a wishe

>>728447869
Wish for the EU to federalise just to spite this guy.

>>728442939
Rolling to get fags/trans/cucks off /b/.
Let /b/ be what it once was.
Praise kek!

>>728449792
I wish you could admit you are gay

rolling for sum pussy

>>728449889
too bad your wish won't come true

>>728442939
Rolling for £1 million to turn up at my front door tomorrow morning

>>728449968
Yet you are gay, albeit secretely

>>728442939
Haha ahahaha a frosch

gimme money

Our slimy lord, thy memes be dank, thy tendies yum. I request a small loan of a million keks that I may purchase some trips.

>>728442939
I'm rolling for my car to be an easy fix and for me to find a new job soon.

>>728450051
More people should share your sense of humour anon. May kek be with you

We WILL date

>>728450396
Reroll

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HEEAAARRRR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

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if digits we're all getting laid!

>>728450416
Reroll

rollin for my crush to ask me out

>>728450509
Reroll

I wish all females would get their reproductive organs knitted and sealed

re-roll

>>728450532
Reroll

>>728450532
Desperate

re re roll

I want to be a ninja wizard!

please kek i beg of thou
re roll

re rollin

re re re re re roll

I wish Google would crash and be unreachable for six months, aka the end of the world

rolling for my crush to ask me out

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>>728442939
niggerfaggot I wish for death

Please give me a discrete side bitch Mighty KEK

Rolling for an hero

re roll

rollinn agian

Aye itsh been yearsh sinsh da las' dubs.

rolllin agian

Roll for job

Oh great lord, grant me more beer!

rollin once more

I wish for an easier better paying job that I can fucking enjoy.

I wish for an everlasting gobstopper that taste like pussy

Wish humanity met their fall

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>>728450899

>>728442939
>I wish for an easier better paying job that I can fucking enjoy.
Me too

I need a new drug. One that wont make me sick

>>728442939
I wish for a million euros, payed in cash by a carrier pigeon named Bruce, trained to carry suitcases.

>>728442939
rollan for the ancients

May Based Assad win. Bless Kek. Shadilay brothers!

A better work-life.

Let my friend goto his prom before he dies plz kek

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Lord Kek I'm rolling this dubs for money, success and revenge on normies!

>>728451558
Re-rolling

Lord kek grant thee dubs so i may finally get a job

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>>728451901
Allow me to nudge that number for you.

zzzzzzZZZT-

>>728442939
Praise be unto KEK!
May KEK bless those that need its aid!

Reroll

>>728442939
You used thine incorrectly, potato.

Dear kek, thank you for this daily chaos. I pray that in your holy name you would make /b/ great again.
ALL HAIL KEK M4GA

>>728452011
Praise be kek

PLEASE OH GREAT SLIMY ONE, GRANT OUR WISHES!

>>728452011
Holy fucking kek

>>728452011

Check'd

I just want to get laid

>>728451611
Check'd

>>728452189
Kek. Give me the repeating digits of your grace plz

>>728442939
I'll die in my sleep tonight.

>>728452344
Nice dubs faggot, meme magic at it's best

>>728452397
I'll die in my sleep tonight and I'll go out peaceful.

Only around 10 people will show up to my wake/funeral.

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>>728452344
If dubz or higher kek is real and doesn't fap to trannies

>>728452489
I'll die in my sleep tonight and I'll go out peaceful.

Only around 10 people will show up to my wake/funeral.

Then my tombstone will be spray painted on within the first year.

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>>728452489

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>>728442939
Ravioli ravioli give me the digits I deservioli

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>>728452556
Off by one

I want to earn $10,000,000 every year

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>>728452556
Kek, d... do you jack of to crossdressers?