What makes you happy anon?

>>728440239
getting drunk and high
fapping
playing guitar
vidya
nice food
being alone

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Cumming on leftists

When all my cats are healthy and happy

>>728440239
Nothing.

>>728440239
Ice Hockey

>>728440239
sauce would make me happy

>>728440239
Abstaining from my porn addiction for more than 3 days in a row
Giving in to my porn addiction after abstaining for more than 3 days in a row
Music (listening to it, writing music and lyrics, playing guitar in a band and doing shit tier vocals)
Video Games
Alcohol
Fondling my gf's perfect ass and titties without getting an erection because my porn addicition has made that impossible

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>>728440925
nice fap/porn cycle you have there.

>>728440239
browsing rekt and ylyl threads

I remember this one time when I was a kid and sick as fuck. Had a high fever so I had the day off. Stayed in bed all snug and warm, my head was light, I was listening to Around the World on a loop and I felt like I was flying. Oh and my brain had shut the fuck up for once so I wasn't thinking constantly and that was relieving. I think that's the last time I was happy.

my girlfriend

>>728441338
your girlfriend

>>728441260
ye, its hard after you realize your mother poisoned you

>>728440239
Being drunk
Being high

Literally nothing else. Even sex it's not pleasurable anymore.
I'm undergoing pharamcological psychiatric therapy, which requires me to not drink alcohol and not get high.

Life is literally devoid of anything good.

>>728441401
Kek, this guy

>>728441003
At the moment it usually goes like this:
>start fapping again after long period of abstinence
>feelevenbetterthanusually.gif
>start making a porn collection again
>edging for hours on end (around 8 hours usually) until my dick feels completely sore
>usually continue anyway but without cumming
>next day my dick is completely swollen
>peeing burns
>infected areas on my glans
>fingering my ass is the only option
>cumming from prostate after hours of sissy porn
>feel like I'm wasting my life
>delete porn collection again
>can't fuck gf because infected penis
>after infection is gone still can't fuck her because no injection without erection

Your pics related make me feel funny in my pants.
Well I guess it has almost been a week now anyway...

Other people thinking I'm cool and successful and talented.

That's literally it.

No, I'm not happy with that but it's how it is.

>>728440239

Eating, cumming, and getting attention for being good at something rather than for just being handsome.

Although, attention for just being handsome is cool too, just not as fulfilling.

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>>728441588
dubs say, relieve that pressure then bro.
enjoy.

>>728440827
a man of similar taste i see

Cars, financial stability and guns

Maybe having someone else to care for because I feel empty

>>728441413
Lolwut

My wife
Jeeps
Guns
Monetary stability

>>728440239
my Bauss

>>728440239
Being alone.

I often fake happiness to attempt to make those around me happy.
I guess it works, which helps put a smile on my face.

Bob Ross

deez nuts

>>728440239
nothing

>>728443714
HA GOT EEEEEEEEEEM

Smoking weed and playing rocket league every single day.

>>728440239
Sauce on this

wanking all day 2bh

>>728440239
Doing drugs.

When my GF gets of work she is going to come over and we are going to fuck and eventually she will blow me to completion

>>728440239
Female attention.
Unfortunately I can't get any.

>>728441588
How the Fuck do you fap for 8 hrs. Do you not stop to eat or, you know be a human being?

>>728444000
I believe in your trips

>>728444000
Double trips of truth.

>>728444109
>>728444180
I didn't even notice
Its gonna be a good night.

>>728444311
I am the repetitive number master.

>>728444311
first trips, and now dubs?
>Its gonna be a good night.

Footjobs.

>>728444087
I'm so addicted that I completely ignore my hunger and thirst. Most of the time I get headaches from not drinking enough. I only really pause for going to the bathroom. And the first thing I eat on such a day is most probably my own cum.
This shit has completely ruined me physically and mentally.

>>728440239
The only possible answer is arson, but they told me if I do it again, they'll put me in a cage or something. Not nice, man. Not nice at all.

>>728444459
You make me feel better about my own fapping addiction anon.

>>728441338
Post a pic

>>728440239
The feeling of being wrapped in a blanket, sipping on a warm cup of tea and watching your favourite anime at 8 in the morning.

>>728444583
At last my life was given a purpose: Being a bad example for others.
That's so nice to hear, anon.

>>728441588
I can go about two hours, but I keep replenishing fluids and lotion.
After that, you lost me.

Codi Bryant makes me happy

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>>728440345
>this except guitar

>>728440646

Mah nigga

So many ex's posting shit about Hilary during the election, love knowing they know they had a Trump supporters cock in their mouths.

Fucking big tityd bimbo whores

>>728444825
I once had the brilliant idea to use my own spit as lube while having some infection in my mouth. Well let's say it only felt good for one day. Then I seriously worried about my dick falling off.

>>728443714
Ded mems lol ecks dee

>>728440239
shitposting on /b/

>>728440239

Driving my Jeep with the top down and doors off on a warm, sunny day.

Getting a nice book and a window seat at a good pub on a cold, rainy day and having a good beer with a bowl of hot soup.

Going to antique and flea markets with the wife.

Making scale models.

And of course, downblouse porn.

>>728444447
Quints tho

>>728444786
Jesus save me.

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>>728445312
Fucking a man. Quit being a commoner and get yourself some of this shit. It's like 4 bucks and it'll last for months.

>>728440239
older I get there is only one thing that brings me actual comfort. MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY.

>>728445995
what is the viscosity -to- pleasure ratio