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Don't lie..

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Don't lie..
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>>728436876
The above one, ofc.
I like me some chub.
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>>728436876
B
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Hmm fuck jabba the hutt or die a slow death from aids. Nope!
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Bottom one
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>>728436876
B, any day
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>>728436876
False dichotomy.

Both for me.
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>>728436876
B. At least I can fuck its ass from behind and pretend.
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>>728436876
I don't fuck fatties or fags. You just have to shoot me cause I ain't getting it up for either one
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>>728436876
take the bullet
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B, I love traps
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>disarm and rape gunman
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>>728436876
Bullet in the head only hurts for a minute. Emotional scars last a lifetime.
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>>728436876
Feed me the bullet.
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>>728436876
I'd rather commit Sudoku
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No
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>>728436876
How's that even a serious question?

I mean if you had some ugly ass tranny, sure. But this one? I mean a hole is a hole, and the body looks feminine minus the peepee
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>>728436876
Id have to give the D to B, I don't want my dick to rot off by trying to fuck A.
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>>728436876
lmao, /b/ loves traps, this is the stupidest question ive ever seen.
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>>728436876
Fuck this gay fat earth. I'm out!!!!ยก!!
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>>728436876
Well I'm not gay but I would have to go with B and fuck her from behind
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>>728436876
It is a good day to die.
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>>728436876
>what is a loaded question, the post.
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>>728436876
Fuck a fat chick or suck a fat dick.
What to do...what to do...
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>>728436876
I'd rather suck on the gun
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You have a choice... and if you willingly choose B you are by definition committing a homosexual act. Just saying.
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B ofcourse?
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>>728438468

The fact that you have to even consider B as an option for even a microsecond means you are 100% gay.
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>>728438588
Nvm just noticed the dick.
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>>728438563
That doesnt make you gay at all, if you sucked her feminine penis ya thats a little gay then
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>>728437482
This.

I do fuck fatties, but there's a limit to how far I'll go.
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>>728436876
I would prefer to not fuck either, but I'll take a dick over that much fat.
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>>728436876
i just went gay
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>>728437151
Use a condom and you just might avoid the aids part.
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>>728438604
Any I will say it again ANY straight man will choose B as it is more attractive and that is not gay, go look up Buck Angel and tell me you would fuck her you little faggot
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Lol, would look at all the pussies here who would rather end their life than get it on with another human they aren't particularly attracted to. Millions of years of evolution put to and end because you simply refused to bang someone with virtually no negative repercussions, how weak can you be?
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>>728438634
>feminine penis

It's not a feminine penis, it's a penis. It gets hard, it ejaculates semen. It's a penis. If you interact with it in a sexual manner, you're gay. Just because the man puts on a dress, gets breast implants, puts on a wig and makeup doesn't make them any less a man. You'd be fucking a man. That's gay 100%.

That said, option A is absolutely disgusting.
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>>728436876
i could fuck the bottom one so long as I'm doing the raping. The rape is what gets me off, it doesn't matter what type of hole it is.
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Even though i did not have sex for the last 6 years i would probably shoot myself
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>>728436876
Thank you OP, I just fapped to B.

/b for B.
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what counts as fucking

can i just masturbate into B's mouth
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>>728436876
and a cock! noice
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>>728438847
No, she has to ride your cock while her boiclit slaps your tummy
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what's wrong with B?
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>>728436876
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>>728438762
Watch out for this one
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How do I even fuck A? I could literally go spelunking in her orifices.
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>>728438948
Y chromosomes
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>>728436876
>there's a gun pointed at your head
oh fuck yes
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>>728436876
B, cause I don't want to die over a simple choice
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>>728438737
>Buck Angel
get back to serving drinks at the bar, mate.
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>>728436876

Well as long as B isnt fucking me, id fill that boipuss with all my loads
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>>728438733
Never stick your dick in the mentally ill it doesn't matter what it looks like
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>>728438733
Not the guy you're replying to BUT:

I would not fuck Buck Angel because she looks like a dude.
AND
I would not fuck option B because it is a dude.
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>>728438762
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>>728436876
I'll gladly fuck B. As long as I'm not getting fucked, I could enjoy it. Probably wouldn't get an exotic variety of STDs from B either.
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>>728438737
>no negative repercussions

Mentaly scared for life is a pretty negative repercussions
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>>728439079
There is a picture just like OPs but with Buck and a Trap you have to choose 1 who would you fuck? That being said B i would fuck a trap from behind that is the least gay option
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>>728439079
you'd never fuck a dude if your life was on the line?

what a fag
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>>728436876
I don't get it. Why would I need a gun pointed at my head to fuck B?
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gimme that cock
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would suck that cock
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>>728438733
>Any I will say it again ANY straight man will choose B as it is more attractive and that is not gay, go look up Buck Angel and tell me you would fuck her you little faggot

Yes, you keep telling yourself that when you have its dick in your mouth or your ass, you faggot fuck.
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>>728436876
Would fuck B. senseless even without gun, but would refuse to bottom
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>>728439255
Her girl cock will spit roast you, that being said would you even be able to get hard with a bunch of men watching you and pointing the gun at your head and laughing at ya small penis caling it a boiclit and shemeat?
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>>728436876
I do not have the balls to kill myself, but really would be fine with being dead.

So go ahead, shoot me, cause I dont fuck fat fucks or men
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>>728439408

bottom, top, you're still gay.
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>>728439391
I never said anything about taking a girl cock in my ass, seems you are the faggot fuck boi
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>>728439391
Doesn't apply. The rules are that you have to fuck one. You don't have to get fucked.
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>>728436876
I've had a good run. Pull the fucking trigger, LET'S DO THIS MOTHER FUCKER!
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>>728436876
Can I fuck both, then shoot myself?
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>>728438733
You wouldn't fuck buck angel because he looks like a dude and is unattractive. You wouldn't fuck option b because they have a cock and are unattractive as such. It's not rocket science, it's faggotry.
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>>728439391
You didn't say you wouldn't fuck Buck you are a massive faggot M8
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>>728436876
Can you make sure to shoot me right, so I actually die please?
I don't want to be a vegetable.
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>>728439521
>>728439529

>thinks that taking dick means you're gay, but giving it to another man isn't gay.

You're both a couple of closet faggots. Please move to Iran ASAP and get thrown off a roof.
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>>728439408
No you would bottom like a good little sissy fuck
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>>728436876
Let B fuck me silly, but I'm just a faggot who likes chicks with dicks.
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Any more pics of B?
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>>728436876
sauce on b
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>>728436876
Sauce on option B. For scientific purposes of course.
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>>728439617
I'm just saying man. You can go ahead and fuck A with your eyes closed and tears falling. I'd do the same with B
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>>728439521
>"girl cock"
>must have gotten a D- for biology
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>>728439665
>>728439685
>>728439696
Fuckin hivemind bois, let's fukin go.
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>>728439483
Yeah, but you rednecks believe a whole bunch of fairy tale shit that nobody cares about. This is the 21st century - there's no such thing as gay or straight, just different things that each person is attracted to. The world keeps outgrowing your lies - try not to go full allahu akbar over it.
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>>728436876
A ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN WAY
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>>728436876
I'd fuck B without the gun at my head
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>>728438737
>Millions of years of evolution put to and end because you simply refused to bang someone with virtually no negative repercussions

Fuck a fat ham beast with ovarian cysts that probably can't have children or fuck some mentaly ill dude with breast implants. Either one is a genetic dead end that needs to be eliminated from the gene pool.
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>>728437813
>bullet in the head
>one minute
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>>728436876
ill rather die a man than being a faggot
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>>728439877
The gene pool needs to be deleted though because it's full of spastics and morons. I go with b simply because bringing a child into this world is cruel and I'm a flaming faggot.
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>>728439602
I mean, if you'd shoot me at the base of my skull where it connects to my spine, that would make me happy.
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>>728439877
This motherfucker!
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>>728436876
C: Fast Death.
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>>728439812
>there's no such thing as gay or straight,

snowflake detected.

Straight - sex with the opposite sex
Gay - sex with the same sex

It's pretty simple and straightforward.
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>>728436876
Click click boom
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>>728436876
i would actually prefer they just shoot the gun
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>>728436876

B - definitely and without any doubt.
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>>728440094
>It's pretty simple and straightforward.

People like you think that everything has to be simple enough for your tiny minds. That's why history proves your wrong again and again.
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>>728439812
Homosexual:
Biological male attracted to masculine features, including the penis.
Biological female attracted to feminine features, Including the vagina.

Bisexual:
Anything goes, really.

Normal people:
Biological Male attracted to Feminine features, Including the vagina.
Biological Female attracted to Masculine features, including the dick.
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>>728438511
aim up into your brain, retard
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Just kill me. Please. I'm so tired of living like this.
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>>728436876
I will never have sex with a person that has a penis because that is gay
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>>728440256
>That's why history proves your wrong again and again.

You're argument: gay and straight don't exist. I pointed out how you're wrong. Your response:

>NUH UH UR JUS A DUM REDNEK
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>>728438733
I've tried, I just cant get off to buck angel pron
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>>728440256
If you were born a man and you transition into a female (Transitioning includes removing penis, otherwise you're still half man), then have sex with a man, You're still a biological man having sex with a biological man.
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>>728440014
Come on man, you're aiming a gun to my head, but not delivering. Why are you not delivering on my third option?
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>>728440375
There are obviously people who don't fit exclusively into one of those two categories. This is established science. Yet you have to insist that your simplistic, ultra-conservative worldview must be correct because your religious fantasy demands it.
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>>728440445
there is no such thing as a female person with y chromosomes. its all fake
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>>728440094
Sex = Sex

I enjoy orgasms and sex, why would I turn someone down because they have a dick.
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>>728440362
You deffo want to though. The reason you said you wouldnt was because of the stigma you attached to it. You could have just said dick doesnt do it for you.

#Lawyered
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>>728440549
keep reading to the point i said they are still a biological male.
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>>728440499
so you're not gay but you'd fuck a dude?
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>>728438762
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>>728440316
>features

lol, you can't change the goal posts in order to be right. Being straight is being attracted to females. That doesn't include a man that shaved his arms, put on lipstick, but still has an 8 incher bulging in his pants.
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>>728436876
Bottom, is this even a question?
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>>728440327
Shooting the brain stem works just fine stupid
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>>728440553
>why would I turn someone down because they have a dick.

Because you're gay.
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>>728436876
B. The gun doesnt even have to be loaded. Or even exist.
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>>728436876
there's a lot of things I would do to dodge a bullet.
Now the fact is that with Jabba I don't even think I could get hard.
The trap, maybe if it sucks my dick well and doesn't show his cock too much, I should be able to fuck its ass.
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>>728440624
You can insist that everything must fit into the categories you define, but it won't change the fact that you're wrong. Reality won't fit into your boxes just because you childishly invoke your white privilege to say how things should be.
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>>728440641
what are you on about?
A guy who has transitioned to a female who still has a penis = gay
A female who is super masculine (Passable for a male) but still has a vagina = gay
A male = gay
A Feminine female = straight. Thats the point, its just logical.
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Lots of false answers. Most of you are probably 100% straight. In a situation where you will absolutely take a bullet to the dome if you don't pick, you will not choose to fuck a man in the ass. You just won't. And you value your life more than a few minutes of disgust over fucking a gigantic smelly fat bitch.
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>>728440783
answer the question.
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>>728436876
take the bullet.
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>>728440713
So what? I'm bisexual, i'm not an sjw but I'll never understand why people think calling a gay person gay will offend them.
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>>728440859
>its just logical.

No it's all subjective. What is objective is this - man having sex with woman = straight. Man having sex with man = gay. This is concrete.
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>>728436876
B
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>>728440783
>You can insist that everything must fit into the categories you define.
>Reality won't fit into your boxes just because you childishly invoke your white privilege.
That is the quickest self contradiction I've seen today.
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>>728436876
B
Because you can still pretend that the dick is not there, but you will have no way of getting away from all of that fat.
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>>728440783
>invoke your white privilege

Are you assuming my race you fucking mentaly ill snowflake?
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>>728440917
>I'll never understand why people think calling a gay person gay will offend them.

Who said it's meant to be offensive? I'm pointing out people who are clearly gay but do not realize it.
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>>728438563
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Option C.

An hero
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>>728438360
>fat
You mean flat
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>>728440936
Then fucking buck (The FtM With a Vagina) would be straight?
Evidently not.

Then the other side says, if fucking bucks gay, then obviously a biological male which would pass as a female, but has a penis, is not gay? No, that is also gay

Straight sex is female with a biological female with a vagina who passes for a female.
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>>728440989
Well, let's be honest. If you go around stamping your feet like a child and demanding everything be your way and that everyone else has to do what you want, there's a 99.9% chance that you're an entitled white hillbilly.
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>>728441023
it is
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>>728436876
The trap

At least it looks human
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>>728441086
Earth is a cube faggot
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>>728438751

> not knowing how hormones work
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easily B
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>>728436876
Trick question.

Any true anon visiting /b/ on a Saturday morning or afternoon would take any afternoons all opportunities to die.

This is even easier because you don't need to kill yourself, someone else pulls the trigger for you.

I'd fuck neither, keeping my body and soul pure. See you all in the new jerusalem!
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>>728441176
>Implying a cube is not 6x more flat then a disc - 6x the flat sides = 6x the flatness.
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>>728441104
>. If you go around stamping your feet like a child and demanding everything be your way and that everyone else has to do what you want, there's a 99.9% chance that you're an entitled

Wow you just described SJWs and Feminists. This is exactly what they do.
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>>728441104
you fucking retarded faggot
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>>728441104
So you saying you are a white hillbilly because that's what you are doing here.
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>>728436876

Straight male here...would totally jump B. B would be 10000% less soul scarring than A. At least there's tits and an attempt at an attractive body. A is nightmare fuel....no contest.
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>>728441104
Hi there, did you see >>728440953?
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>>728441318
Yeah, and surprise, surprise - she's white too. SJWs and reactionary kiddies are just two species of the same entitled, bourgie white genus.
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>>728441104
Stop assuming people's race you racist piece of shit
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>>728437289
Not a false dichotomy at all. Simply a hypothetical to show how you fags wont admit that you are super homophobic for no reason
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>>728436876
>Implying I wouldn't teleport behind the gunman, unsheathing my katana
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>>728436876
Gun or not, I'd like to get my hands on B
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>>728441550
Hey, it's just statistics. You laughable social darwinist retards who go around posting histograms of black and white IQ wouldn't argue with statistics, would they?
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>>728441491
youre not straight if you would fuck b
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>>728441653
>straight

Please, they prefer to be called "sexually repressed"
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>>728441635
Hello, this post >>728440953 still challenges you.
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>>728441635
>go around posting histograms of black and white IQ

Projecting much
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>>728440783
you still haven't answered the question.

would you fuck B and still consider yourself straight?

why is being called gay such a bad thing for you?
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>>728441530
That explains everything another commie faggot
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>>728441708
Did your parents not pay enough attention to you as a child?
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>>728439812
sexy
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>>728441635
Nice strawman asshole
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>>728441775
They paid me plenty of attention, I just want you to acknowledge your hypocrisy.
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>>728441618
>fuck the gunman

nice
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>>728441732
>would you fuck B and still consider yourself straight?

No, because only barbarians from the dark ages use the terms "gay" and "straight" anymore.

>>728441797
I know - she's super hot
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>>728441732
>would you fuck B and still consider yourself straight?

You can consider your self what ever you want. Doesn't mean that is what you are. Take that dick in B and claim your straight all you want but you are still gay
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>>728441902
>sarcasticposting
>implying "ironic" performative bullshit doesn't inevitably become real

did you learn nothing from the ponies
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>>728437151
If he is alive why you should die from aids, if faggots carry aids why they still alive and thriving
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>>728441902
Ant only mentaly ill snowflakes need 50+ fucking pronous.
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>>728439685
>>728439696
not sure if this is it but best guess is angeles cid
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>>728436876
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>>728441775
>>728441832
Cat get your fingers?
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>>728442144
Oh, no! You right-wing ultra-religious scowling toddlers can't control the behavior of everyone in the world anymore! The world is no longer one giant safe space for entitled man-babies! That must be terrible for you - what will happen to your dreams of becoming a slave-owning plantation master who sits on his ass all day?

It's sure is great for all non-crackers, though.
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>>728439448
Lol, you coward.
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>>728442407
I'd suck his cock.
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>>728441653
I'm not a retarded idiot who would die and throw away another 60 or so years of life over a brief time of disgust. Only fucking idiots would commit suicide over a one time thing. Absolute waste of life, or maybe you're just a waste of life to begin with...judging by your mentality. Straight man performing forced gay act to survive over throwing life away > straight man dying a pointless death. It would only be gay if chosen willingly through choice of pleasure, obviously you forgot how threats by gun work lol.
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>>728442407
Oh you're the same guy as >>728440783
Wanna respond to this>>728440953?
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>>728441011
I know i'm gay, I also like women so whats the problem
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>>728442407
Where can I see more? I love satin sissies
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>>728442407
i dont even know where to start with replying to that autism. i hope youre baiting
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>>728442588
Sounds good to me. Let's make this a satin sissy thread
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>>728442530
what's wrong with just acknowledging that you are gay?
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>>728442667
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I'll just fuck B in the ass as I'm not even sure if you can have sex with A unless you have a 2 feet cock.

Also B has nice tits by the look of it, A would not even get me hard.

Straight married 27 yo male
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>>728442407
>You can insist that everything must fit into the categories you define.
>Reality won't fit into your boxes
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>>728436876
I pick the bullet
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>>728442867
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I'm 100% straight but i'd rather fuck (or get fucked by) that trap than this fat useless lowlife shit.
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>>728442730
Because I'm not. I just wouldn't die. I happen to like life. Obviously, the bottom is the choice over the whale, the whale would take time to find where fuck and would definitely insight vomiting. At least with B, the process would be more straight forward and less scarring. A just get it over with kind of deal. Faster = better. The whale just prolongs the agony through "technical difficulties" of just existing.
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>>728441585
Not liking cock makes you homophobic? It's the ones like you that give your entire group a bad rep.
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>>728436876
This is the kind of shit you'd see on facebook.
I'm pretty sure everyone would pick B, not knowing of the penis
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>>728437553
>dat hi-point
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>>728443145

Bifag here. Not liking cock means you just don't like cock. If someone tells you that's homophobic then they are a moron and prolly were trying to fuck someone that didn't want to fuck them
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>>728437229
I see what you did there, fam.
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>>728436876
The bottom one.

I would cut his dick off first though.

Then it wouldn't be quite as gay.
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>>728443108
or you could just be proud of what you like. don't be such a faggot about fucking a dude.
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>>728442407
I'm actually Muslim and if you were in my country I'd happily cut your head off and toss you off a building. You are right the world is not a safe space so you better stay in what ever degenerate western country you are from. I think it's funny that LGBTQ retards support Islam because to be completely honest you are going to be the first ones we do away with once we infiltrate your countries through mass immigration.
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>>728443326
That was kinda my point buddy but thanks for the /b/lackup.
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A gun to my head you say? If that's an option I'm taking it. Shit, I'd eat the bullet even if it's NOT an option.
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>>728443460
>implying you're any different than the uneducated religious fanatics we already have in the United States
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>>728441653
Well that's just like your opinion, Man.
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>>728443578
>implying they're similar at all

you think you're making some woke observation when you're actually ignoring blatant reality.
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>>728443578
One is wearing combat gear more appropriate for war?
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>>728436876
The problem here is that the implication is that you're trying to show that we're all kind of gay and thus justify your trap fetish. That's not how this works. We are being forced against our will to make one of two objectionable choices. We are not fucking one of them because we want to or are attracted to them, thus, even if you were to say that the tranny was probably the less objectionable of the two (because good lord, could you imagine the stench coming off that beefgoblin?) it still wouldn't make us gay.

Sorry OP, you're still a faggot for liking traps.
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>>728443430

2/10 do not recommend. Bad troll is bad.
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>>728443464
What is with all of the race references?
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>>728443578
One is actually willing to die for their cause the other will just run away at the first sign of trouble
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>>728443464

Yeah I was basically just reaffirming what you were saying for anyone that might disagree
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>>728443691
>ignoring blatant reality

But you rednecks have been proven wrong again and again for the last 200 years. Everything you believe is a fairy tale. You have no understanding of reality whatsoever.
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>>728443578
one of them smells weird
the other doesn't use a retarded sling
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>>728443904
>>You can insist that everything must fit into the categories you define.
>>Reality won't fit into your boxes
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>>728443841
Yeah, you're right. That white bitch looks like she's never had to face hard times even once in her life.
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>>728443578
one of them has trigger discipline
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>>728444048
stop posting this gay bullshit
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>>728443746
>i can't win arguments so you're a troll
keep fucking dudes and calling yourself straight. someone might believe you some day.
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Well
If I fuck B I will undoubtedly get aids and become /pol/
But if I fuck A I will get contaminated with Obesitas type II
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>>728444126
>you have to do what i say
>don't you know that i'm WHITE?
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>>728436876
What are you waiting for faggot, pull the fucking trigger!
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>>728444223
wasnt aware being straight made me white, so are all non whites gay?
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>>728444106
The other doesn't know where the trigger is
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I'd fuck the trap. You forget where you are.
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>>728444299
No, it's just obvious you're white because you go around giving everyone commands and insisting that you have the power to set everyone's social norms.
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>>728444382
Hypocrates has spoken.
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>>728444382
i didnt give everyone a command, just you, i also never said "i have the power to set everyone's social norms"

I said "stop posting this gay bullshit"

if you cant handle it, get your faggot ass off 4chan
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>>728443832

Jesus fucking Christ just go back to red it you newfaggot.
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>>728444320
and apparently you don't have trigger discipline either
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>>728444509
>I didn't give you a command
>I just expect you to do what I say
>I own every community I'm a part of and decide how everyone should behave
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>>728444512
I'm taking the piss out of the guy who thinks not being gay, means you're evil and white.
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>>728443578
one bitch strapping a bomb on.
The other bitch is bomb and putting on a strap on.
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>>728444382
>No, it's just obvious you're white

Implying on an anonymous Korean basket weaving forum.

Kys faggot
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>>728444604
>i am a huge faggot who is not gay but i like to fuck dudes
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>>728444612
says the biggest fucking douche coward on the internet.
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>>728444604
>i want to be a victim
>its everyone elses fault
>im going to post faggot pictures
>the russians hacked the election
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>>728436876
Grab gun
Use gun to force B into fucking with A
Shoot myself
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>>728444382
>No, it's just obvious you're white because you go around giving everyone commands and insisting that you have the power to set everyone's social norms.

That's funny because that's exactly what you are trying to do. So you are saying you are user a self loathing/hating white
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>>728436876
Ehh.. I've sucked cock in less dire circumstances...
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>>728438733
hows the faggotry buddy
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>>728436876
Number 2... the smell from number 1 would be unbearable. As long as I don't have to suck number 2 off.
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>>728436876
look dead in the shooters eyes... those big beautiful eyes... rape the shooter
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>>728444747
Uh, oh. I just got judged by entitled white kid. Guess I have to do what he says so we can all live in Conservative White Fantasy Land.
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>>728444610
Then I will politely indicate that you responded to the wrong post. Made it seem like you took issue with me saying blackup which would indeed make one a fresh homosexual.
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>>728444822
>if people don't do what I say it's the same as oppressing me
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>>728444876
>fantasy land
>thinks everyone with an opposing opinion is a white kid

are you an actual autist?
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>>728444560
>apparently you don't have trigger discipline either

Apparently you don't know what trigger discipline is.
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b. all the way my dude
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>>728444876
The funny thing about you is that you're being extremely racist, while calling people racist.
>>728444949
Sorry, mistook you for the "You can put things in boxes, but it won't be true, white cracker racist conservative" guy.
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>>728444846
heh
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>>728441242
>implying a disc only has 1 side
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>>728442093
Because aids can take 20 years to kill you. It's caused by a retrovirus
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This one has a religious theme - does that make you whiteys feel better?
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>>728444963

>>728444822 never said you were oppressing him, dumb cunt
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>>728445029
apparently you dont, either; the finger goes over the trigger guard, not the side of the pistol
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>>728444382
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>>728436876
>gun to my head
Blow my brains out
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>>728444382
>you go around giving everyone commands and insisting that you have the power to set everyone's social norms.

Says the person defending a thread that involves holding a gun to a persons head to make them choose a sexual preference.
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>>728445119
not enjoying a faggot cock on a female body isnt a religious thing, its a non faggot thing
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>>728445178
>y-y-y-you have to pick a side

Fuck you, I'm posting hot chicks in this thread. Don't care what you angry whiteys are crying about.
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>>728436876
B.
I already suck dick so neeto
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>>728445029
ok. take that reference back to the comparison picture. the retard on the right has the finger on the trigger, pointed at the ceiling. the sharpshooter on the left knows she is not about to shoot anything and keeps her finger out of the trigger guard. she knows where the trigger is.

dumbass.
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>>728445275
Thus spake Hypocrates.
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>>728444754
What??
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>>728445079
>Sorry

Cheers
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>>728445275

Im not crying about anything. Im laughing at your hypocrisy, nigger,
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YUM
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Order B at gunpoint to suck me off. Then fuck her and cum inside her ass. Then shoot a few rounds in the air in extasy.
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>>728445480
I believe in acknowledging my own fails.
Otherwise I would be the hypocrite for pointing at "I don't believe in boxes, you racist white cracker conservative" guy.
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I bet you whiteys wish that your frigid, church-going girls would dress up like this more often, huh?
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>>728436876

OP, are you trying to say that being a faggot is a choice?

I thought all you fags said you were born that way?
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>>728445814
>>728445833
Point in case.
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>>728445833
im not religious, you dumbfag. religion has nothing to do with your faggotry
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Sorry, whitey! You can't have a hot, horny sissy like me because your daddy told you that you had to marry a self-centered, self-righteous, sexless good girl who will inevitably turn into a hambeast. And you were dumb enough to buy into it! LOL
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>>728446125
Racist hypocrite strikes again.
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>>728446125
>knocks white people
>posts nothing but white sissies
dude you got some issues
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>>728438604
Kek
/Thread
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Question: if gay means "happy", does straight mean "angry, blue-balled whitey"?
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HA HA HA

Feels soooo good - not that you angry whiteys will ever find out.
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>>728446532
>angry whiteys
>gif of whitey
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This will never be you, white boi
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>>728446656
good
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>>728436876
Die
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>>728436876
>The only way to convince people to have sex with a trap is give them the option to have sex with something that has devolved beyond human.
>thinking this proves fucking biological males with mental illnesses is ok.
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>>728445111
Implying there's not the possibility of a hallow cube-earth allowing for 12 flat faces vs the 2 flat faces of the disc. 12/2 = 6 = checkmate atheist.
>>
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>>728446695
Sauce?
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