idk wtf to do but i need help

>>728434111
go to the doctor

>>728434111
You should go to the hospital
actually dont let it get infected and fall off so your stupid ass cant accidentally breed

>>728434111
Kek cut it off and chek

>>728434111
wtf did you do op?

Eat lays

Just a reposted dikke

>>728434111
Looks like you put it in a Beehive like an autismo and bees stung yo dick
Put sour creme on it
Also nice trips

Saline injection?

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>>728434111

>>728434111
cut it off, you have an alien in your dick

>>728434111
nigger go to the doctor. put some penicillin and ice on that shit and drive your ass to the ER

>>728434111
He's just one of these 10-a-penny dick-pumpers. Fortunately, eventually it breaks the tiny blood vessels eventually leading to a dark purple, fucked up ruined and unusable cock. Good work op.

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>>728434111

>>728434111

Looks like you injected too much silicone dumbass

>>728434111
You tried jelqing didn't you?

>>728434111
And this is why you don't pump your dick.
kys op.

>>728434111
wtf is that?

>>728434111
>Not a single hair on the balls
>rest of the body is an orang-utan

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>>728434111

I will regrett this for sure, but what happend?

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>>728434111

>>728434111
I wanna suck your dick and balls so fucking bad

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>>728434111
You have a legit plumbus
Be sure to care for it properly

>>728434111
stop pumping your cock up with saline you stupid cunt

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>>728434111
Checking those trips, you fucking idiot.

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>>728434488

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>>728434111

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>>728434111
Trips checked. What the fuck happened? Did you do something to your dick, or did you just wake up like this?

Holy mother of stupid what have you done..

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>>728434488

If your dick looks like that and you don't know what to do, you're fucked.

You should cut it off.

>>728434111
Stick a needle in it.

>>728435379
Made sure that his idiocy does not contaminate future generations.

>>728435620
This OP
pop it with a needle

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>>728434111

>>728434111
Trips always show the truth.
So, call an ambulance, if you walk your schlong will explode.

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>>728434111
You retard.

>>728434111
OP
I'M UTTERLY SERIOUS.
ive had this. You will be diagnosed with 'ballanitis' (google will confirm)
You have to go to the ER as soon as you can.
Yours is an incredibley serious case.
It requires intravenous antibiotics.
You are absolutely at risk of losing your dick and bizarrely your balls too.
You've developed this from shaving your area and some fecal born bacteria has got in a small nic (nothing to do with personal hygiene btw) and gone crazy.
Go seek help immediately.

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>>728436372
Image of balanatis taken from an emergency surgery medical report.
Yours is worse op.

>>728434111
Let my girlfriend suck you until it goes away

>>728436372
Just remembered that mine was treated with antibiotic AND antifungal.
Do you have athletes foot OP?
Then jock itch?
Then slight swelling of the penis for a few days (fapping felt AMAZING)?
Then woke up today like this?

Shit nigga your dicks gonna pop.

>>728434111
Get a new one

>>728436372
Also a lesson to you all;
STOP SHAVING YOUR DICKS AND BALLS
Man up. Youre not a fucking pornstar. Dont let a girl tell you what YOUR dick should look like

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>>728434111
more

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Holy shit Op, you done fucked up now.

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>>728434488

Gone quiet from OP
hoping he's sobbing on his way to the hospital

>>728437171
That's why you only trim your hair you moron.

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>>728434488
Holy shit well keked

>>728434915
Cool i always wanted to know how plumbuses were made

>>728434111
so, saline injection?

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That's a fucking tumor I pray 4 u rip

>>728434111
dermatitis or you are a saline solution injecting faggot.

>>728434488
kekl

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>>728436372
>You are absolutely at risk of losing your dick and bizarrely your balls too.

>>728434742
he found a dick he like and decided to repost an image literally everyone has seen and tried to pass it off as his own dick, thats what happened here. As for the original who fucking knows

>>728438715
looks like saline injection

>>728434111
> go
> to
> the
> doctor

>>728438913
Please stick to not being a doctor. You're very good at it

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>>728434780
UNDERRATED!

>>728434111
poast moar just for the science

dis is why /b/ was created.. post porn, laugh at rekt cocks , faggots who cannot resits

>>728434111
You should stop injecting saline bro , but I know that isnt your penis and you just repost this image.

>>728436572
that is litterally a kids dick, but nobody is calling mods? where have all the edgelords of /b/ gone?

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wtf nigger

>>728440984
descended testes and a developed glans says otherwise, kiddo.