HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?

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A pillow as a primary, my mother as seconday and chris-chan as my friend

Just fuck my shit up

Left: bowl of cereal
Right: coffee mug
I'm eating breakfast. I will survive breakfast

left
>ear buds
right
>bottle of whiskey
Last show I watched was a documentary where the host looked like a bald david bowie.

I am completely fucked

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An extension lead with like 4m length
A 2l bottle of water
And motherfucking Rick Grimes.

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A pillow and a can of coke.... But jax from sons of anarchy might be helpful

Left
>air rifle
Right
>Nazi Flag
Last show I watched was rick and morty so I have rick
I should be fine... Nea I'm so screwed

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>left
Chair
>right
Chair
>last main character
Rick from rick and morty
>i think i am good

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Left: cellphone
Right: Container of cat treats
Main character: Jim Brockmire

I'm incredibly fucked.

>Primary Weapon
My vape... Not a great start.
>Secondary Weapon
Gerber Multitool, still shit but not as bad
>Surviving Friend
World famous Death-Metal band Dethklok

All in all I think I have a decent chance of surviving

>left
Empty water bottle
>right
Broken Midi Piano
>character
Bob Belcher (Bob's Burgers)

CANNY FOOKED LIKE

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I dunno ... on the left is a blenderbottle with tea in it, on the right is my leatherman multi-tool, and the last show I watched was vikings Ragnar is my friend.

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On my left: My headset
On my right: Fleshlight
Last movie I watched was Monsters VS Aliens, so I get Ginormica as an ally.

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Left: bathroom rug
Right: bathroom sink
Jotaro JoJo so I'm fine

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Primary - Toothbrush; Secondary - Toilet Paper; Companion - Rick Sanchez (Rick & Morty)

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Left: Phone
Right: TV remote
Last show watched: Rick & Morty. Rick Sanchez always has a solution, I'll be fine.

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Lol
Toiler paper
Pillow
Alex Jones.
Atleast I'll have a cuddle bear to fuck whilst I hear about how the globalist orchestrated the zombie apocalypse

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What's your mom doing in bed with you, you lucky devil?

>left
TV remote
>right
A pair of shoes
>main character
Tomoko Kuroki

on the left is my laptop
on the right is a knife, thank fuck
and the last show i watched is the flash
holy fuck i might make it

Left: A pillow
Right: Another goddamn pillow.
Companion: Oliver Queen.

So, maybe fucked?

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>Glass of beer
>Couch
>Rick Sanchez

let Rick solve everything, then drink beer with him on the couch. shit will be cash.

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Left, empty humus container
Right, ps4 controller

Luke cage, prolly be okay

>>728435641
>I have the same stuff

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>mfw 40% of /b/ last watched rick and morty

ashtray on my left, pillow on my right. Got spartacus, slayer of theokoles and bringer of rain with me, probably a litl fucked

Left: keyboard
Right: baseball bat
Companion: The Warden from Superjail
If I don't get my stupid ass killed I'm golden

a pair of headphones to my left
my tablet to my right
and fin from finn adventure time.

OR if its only real people, I get rick from TWD
so its basically a win win here.

>Primary
fuckin blanket
>Secondary
A small tv
>Last friend
Cayde-6 because the last think I watched was the Destiny 2 teaser trailer

Laying in bed
Pillow on my left
Glock 43 on my right under night stand
Hellboy is my friend.
I think I'll be okay

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A solid tree branch that acts as ana amazing club to my left, a 6 inch knife to my right, and Klaus Michaelson as my survivng friend. I think ill be ok.

Left: Earbuds (okay...)

Right: A bucket of tar (. . .)

Last show I watched was RWBY, so I guess Ruby Rose? Considering she moves fast as fuck, has a mechanical sniper/scythe, and seemingly unlimited ammo, I should be golden. Plus, cute and easy to cuddle with at night.

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left: a tea cup
right: sks (cleaning it)
friend: orel poppington

idk, how fucked am i?

Pillow as primary, earbuds as secondary, samurai jack as fellow survivor. See you on the other side guys

Primary: Bottle of lotion
Secondary: Notebook
Partner: Rick Grimes
I think I'm good

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Cell phone
1.5lt water bottle
Phil from modern family

Considering how long he survived in dawn of the dead, we should be good.

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A blanket and a ps4 controller but i got one punch man so its fine

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It was a couch ya doofus

>>728437070
couldn't let us have that could you...

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>>728437070
I'll gut you like a fish you mongrel

Left tv remote
Right blanket
Tv show: Malcolm in the middle

>to my left is a pen
>to my right is a big thick cook book
>last show I watched was the flash

Eh easy as shit with the flash

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to the left a red permanent marker, to my right i have a metal ashtray, i have just finished watching the davinci code and i doubt there will be any religious related puzzlez on this journey so i would say pretty much fucked

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A pen
A pipe wrench
Motherfucking Guts from Berserk - like I fucking care zombies XD

Primary weapon: bowl of cereal
Secondary weapon: a lamp
Only surviving friend: Clay Jenson
I'm pretty fucked

DOES THE DEATH NOTE EFFECT ZOMBIES!?

>>728437534
no, not only are you fucked but you have shit taste

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Beer Bottle, Knife, and Rick Sanchez? Could be worse, wouldn't really matter, small town USA would have a low population / high gun to person ratio, I could just be there dick in hand and be far from fucked.

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Water Bottle Main
Mouse as Secondary
Jessica Jones as Surviving Friend.

This turned out a-okay

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Left - USMC tactical hammer
right - Kukhri
Last show watched was Defiance so it looks like Nolan

I think I have a fairly good chance at survival

I have 2 combs and Michael Scott from the office....if we die at least our hair will be neat

>>728437810
you'll make the most well kept zombies

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im equipped with a bowl and a popcan, and my companion is rob stark. could be worse i suppose.

primary weapon: ps3 controller
secondary weapon: gun
only surviving friend: roseanne

bring it on, fags.

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>on phone sharpening knives

Primary - Massive fucking pic related

Secondary - Steel honing rod with pointy bit at the end, bretty good small weapon for coup de grace and bonking those slobbery motherfuckers over the head

i might actually make it

>>728437982
oh shit, and Rustin Cohle. I'll probably just kill myself after listening to his philosophy for 10 minutes, might wanna give him the chop early on.

Left: Compound Bow
Right: Penny Board
Character: Dexter from Dexter

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>left: bat
>right: pillow
>last character: the whole goldberg family

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butterfly knife on left, hand sanitizer on right.. last tv show was rick and morty so i am more than likely going to be fine.

primary - computer
secondary - pillow
surviving friend - walter white

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Left: plastic bottle
Right: Bong
Friend: JD from Scrubs

Pretty dope

>>728438284
Laboratories?

>Left: Microphone
>Right: Screwdriver kit
>Character: Alucard from Hellsing.

Welp I'm safe I guess

Left: Pillow
Right: Lamp
Last show i watched was mad men so Don Draper it is

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At least I'll die quickly, couldn't stand her for ten seconds.

Left: shoe
Right: plastic bottle
Friend: Piper Chapman from Orange is the new black

Well, I'm fucked.

Well, I can play dice with them and in case I loose I break their skull with a wooden doll or make them listen to Eliots psychological problems.

>>728433494
>And motherfucking Rick Grimes.

same, we're prolly gonna do alright

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My primary weapon is a blanket, secondary my vape, only survivng friend is either ren or stimpy.

Im probably just gonna hang myself with the blanket now

A 8 string guitar as primary weapon, a guitar pick as secondary weapon. Shigeo from Mob Psycho100.
Ez Pz bois

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>primary
thick StronGlass bong, apx 8lbs.
>secondary
Logitech Gamepad F310
>survivor
Dr. Blake (The Doctor Blake Mysteries)

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Item to my left: a hand held lamp
Item to my right: a candle
Surviving partner: Dean Winchester

Might pull through

So a pillow and a charger, and the koala bear from the movie Sing. Am I fucked?

A starbucks plastic cup as my primary, a phone charger as my secondary, and that bitch from 13 reasons why (the dead one) as my only surviving friend. It would be better for me to just let the zombies take me

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ive got a pillow, a guitar and danny davito. ill be ok

Can as my primary, phone as my secondary, but i do have JoJo, so not really fucked

Left hand: phone
Right hand: phone
Friend: vash the stampede
Since no one involved with him dies then I think it would just be zombie high jinks.

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I got a small chair as primary, and a phone as secondary, along with Eren from aot so I think I'll kinda survive

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Well i have a women to swing around for primary
Xbox pad for secondary and im stuck with sterling archer, guess im pretty good

A pillow, phone charger and Hotch from Criminal Minds.

I might have a pencil and my mouse, but I have Rick Sanchez as my friend, so I think I'm good.

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>Left hand: t.v. remote
>Right hand: phone
>Just watched Walker Texas Ranger
I am safe

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left
>piano
right
>bowl
last character watched
>lelouch

well im fucked

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Primary weapon: shower curtain
Secondary weapon: toilet paper
Surviving friend: J.D. from Scrubs.

I am pretty fucked.

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A curtain for my primary weapon, an Xbox One controller for my secondary weapon, and the weatherman is my only surviving friend.
>I'm set

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Left: a fucking tissue
Right: a coffee mug
Survivor: Tugg Speedman

>do I have to pass this town?

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Armed with phone with 20% bat and pillow. accompanied by peter griffin

pretty fucked

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Left: cellphone
Right: ar-15
Alex Trebek is my only friend, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Esee 4 knife, primary. I've seen this before when I play resident evil, not good.
car keys secondary then by proxy I've got a car to use for weapon/mobility, this is better.
Jon Snow is my friend, we're gonna be ok, he's experienced undead slayer.

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>left
a knife block on top of a cabinet
>right
a 2 liter of water
>friend
Samurai Jack? (i don't really watch shows anymore)

Somewhere to the left of me is probably a gun
Somewhere to the right is probably ammo
Some Uber powerful 2d gril qt. 3.14
I'm gud

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Half of y'all fuckers need to take morty, it's Rick AND Morty, not Rick and fuck you

Smoking pot in the garden..
To the right: a stick
To the left: A trashcan
Sidekick: Enoch 'Nucky' Thompson
I am going to die but at least I'll be drunk.

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My primary is a Xbox one controller, secondary is a headset, and my friend is natsu from fairy tale.
>My shit has been kicked in

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left: phone
right: some paper scraps
survivor: ragnar

i am useless but my friend is fine

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Left Phone
Right Metal Cup
Friend Clarke from The 100
We can do this.

Main weapon-my cats bed
secondary-a condor bush saber
Friend-Jeremy wade from river monsters
...I might be okay

Toilet brush
Bathroom rag
Stepmom watched Grey's anatomy so Meredith Grey

Life's overrated anyway

Primary is a chair secondary is a hanger and my friend is Maximus decimus meridius

Phone
Plastic cup
Hugh Hefner
Shit.....

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Phone, chocolate bar, quinten coldwater from the magaicians... yeah im fine

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Primary Weapon: pillow
Secondary Weapon: Jack Russell Terrier
Only surviving friend: Rip Hunter, Time Lord

i'd say i'm okay.

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bong
cell phone
Kamile Bidan of Zeta Gundam
... i think i'll be fine

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Applejack plush,
Body pillow,
Rick Sanchez.
I knew being weeaboo scum would come back to fuck me over.

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Saxophone, glass of milk, Saul Goodman

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To my left, a waterbottle
My right, a FUCKIN RACK OF KATANAS
Last show i watched was voyager, so I pick 7 of 9
I'm fuckin set, bring me your zombies

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Cellphone, 1 meter long steel bar and Don Draper. Fun times ahead boys.

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Phone and ear buds as my only weapons, but Shinichi from Parasyte is my friend. I think this'll work out.

A blanket, a napkin, and Philip J Fry
Eh I mean I want to die anyway

Speaker primary weapon
Monitor is secondary
Frank Underwood from House of Cards


I'm donezo.

>bag with a 3DS inside
>a table
>Subaru from Re:Zero
Most likely fucked but we've got a time leap ability so we could just retry

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3 empty snack packs
a pillow
Joe from Impractical jokers
I think I'm good...

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A piece of wood
Headphones
Rick. From Rick&Morty, i'm saved.

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A MP3 and a mouse.

I'M FUCKED. FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED.

Main weapon: cheap machete
Secondary weapon: bottle of coke
Last friend: Rick Grimes from TWD

I think I have a better than average chance.

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re:zero is shit
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rick and Morty is shit
Deprived me of my samurai jack

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REEEEE ITS SHINJI NOT SHINICHI
READ THE MANGA

Bottle of Sprite
PS4
Yoda from Star Wars the Clone Wars.
I'm good nigga

>Toilet paper roll with only a scarp of paper left on it
>a Towel
>Issei Hyoudou

I don't know whats worse, that I browse 4chan while taking a shit or the last show I watched was an anime.

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fuck, im gonna be the one that ends up with lawyer morty.

>>728433907
But then i shoot you in the face for being a pretentious cunt

Primary: Body Spray
Secondary: Half of a grinder
Last show I watched was Family Guy so I think I'm pretty fucked, at least I'll die laughing.

Mouse, TV remote.

Holden from "The Expanse".

Should be fine.

A badass skull mug for a primary weapon, nothing for a secondary weapon, and Rick Sanchez for my buddy.

This is gonna be awesome.

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A pillow as secondary, a goddamn piece of lego as my primary. Looks bad right?
Oh, wait. I have the Winchesters from Supernatural. I think things will turn out decent.

In-n-Out milkshake
pet betta fish
the old lady who won on great british baking show
im chillin

>>728433688
implying Rick wont throw you to the wolves at first chance.
Well.. the pic did say friend, so maybe.

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Got a pillow
A multi tool
And Kazuma just in case i get desperate enough

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must be my lucky day
knife was for fileting aloe for lube
i should /b/ nicer to her just for how she puts out i suppose

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i kid you not
this is what we watched last night
on vhs no less
oh the life of an anon

Backpack backpack and Rick Sanchez. I'll be okay.