Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?

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Yeah, we fucked Jennifer Lawrence good.

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Nope, but I've fucked someone who's friends with somebody famous.

My friend dated Lights(Valerie) for a while.

Not like super famous but people know of her.

Marilyn Manson fisted my ass after a concert 7 years ago.

>>728431029
/b/ has never fucked anyone period.

I got raped in the asshole by Harrison Ford

>>728431029
Believe it or not, I gave Anthony Kiedis a blowjob once after a show in 92.

>Yes I'm gril

>>728431029
Yeah, I fucked your mom, she's famous for being a whore

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>>728431029

>Has /b/ ever fucked someone

Why dont U start there fgt,
I can provide the Answer to that


no

>>728431029
I guess fame's relative. Once I got a bj from a female dj during a party who's moderately famous here in Hungary.

>>728431602
Story?

Surprise surprise the thread will basically be starfucking roasties

these threads make my penis retract into my body

>>728431900
Hey, you want a roastie free board try /sci/ or /lit/

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>Anthony Kiedis
Well, that's understandable

my sister is fuckin raf simons on the low-key

>>728431602
Tits or gtfo

>>728431029
Quite a few as I'm fairly "famous" myself.

I'm from Portugal though, so you wouldn't even know anyone anyway.

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>Yes I'm gril
you'd be an old ass bitch unless you were sucking his dick when you were 10

I jerked it to the local weather ladys firm ass, she was wearing those tight dresses and asking for it

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you know the rules... tits or gtfo

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Who shot first?

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Fucked a girl who was on a Norwegian show for some months, not like crazy famous, but atleast she was kind of known here
pic related, Oda from paradise hotel

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>>728431029
>Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?

Feet count?
Feet count!

>Be out of college working lighting on shitty 90s girrll power sitcom "can't hurry love"
> staff party
> drinks
> I'm sober and offering ride to partiers
> Star accepts (pic related). No one else does.
> drive to her condo and she invites me in to see the work she had done. kinda flirty.
> I accept, but don't know what to expect cuz
> 1. She's the star (even if shitty sitcom)
> 2. She is WIDELY rumored to be a lezbo
> we make small talk on her couch while drinking water
> she turns sideways and puts her feet on my leg
> she's acting non-chalant and starts moving her feet slowly toward muh junk
> eventually she smiles and says "let me see it"
> I unzip and she starts rubbing it with her feet
> morphs into the "foot pussy" shape and rubs it up n down
> I didn't last long
> we hug and the door
> back at work next week she ignores me and avoids eye contact

The odd thing is that I was not overly attracted to her, nor am I a foot guy.

She had massive man-jaw and kinda small boobs. She actually looked better in mid-life than her youth because age softened her jaw and gave her some bigger boobs (or maybe a good plastic surgeon gave her both).

I only watch the shitty SVU to see her milf out.

>>728432637
nice

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I fucked Rita Ora in 2009, smelled liked men's cologne but had glossy lip balm on that was fruity as fook.
The only white area about her is between her cheeks, had a thigh gap atm.

A lot of people say there's some NDA you usually have to sign, laughed when I told her, wasn't allowed to use phone and had a shit tiered Samsung phone like this. Nonetheless prime and nothing out of the ordinary, it's sort of soul crushing because the sex was good but not like WHOAAAAA!

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It's my old phone

>>728431616
This is 3rd grade all over again

>>728433336
I hear she's very open to Slavs and non shit skins

>>728432388
kek

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>in 92
>there are middle-aged mothers posting on 4chan

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been banging a porn model ..she's in every mag and web site in the world

>>728433855
I'm not too sure about that one but would explain a lot my family being from over there and all but everyone in this district are Albanians, Czech, or some Baltic shit hole.

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>>728431029
i dated katheryn winnick when we were high school senior year. i would say her body isn't this hot back then but she had a pretty face.

>>728431029
no, but my friend is an actor and showed me a lot of pics and vids of him and his now ex gf...who was a famous actress...

I fucked the girl in the red dress from the Matrix...

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I went to college with Lavren. We hooked up at a party.

>>728431029
No, but every woman who slept with me is now famous.

>>728434255
who? any hints?

/ Has /b/ ever fucked someone

This is virgin central, of course not!

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>>728431029
No , But I did have a minor celebrity/actress cam whore for me before she was famous

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>>728431029
I was raped by Bugs Bunny underneath the Log Flume at Six Flags.

He's a lot bigger in person, you know.

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Yeah boy once I fucked Katy Perry. I work at a gas station, it was a sweet summer afternoon in 2015, when she rolled up with her beaten Opel Astra. I helped her to fill the tank, she said thank you and got back in her car, I was like what the fuck, who's gonna pay for that??? She said she doesn't have any money, but she is willing to conpensate me, said 'suck my cock then' she said OK. So she sucked my cock in her opel astra, then I said I want to lick her pussy, she let me so I licked it alright, made her cum 4 times, then without asking she pinned me down to the back seats and rode my shaft for like 2 hours, her pussy looked like fucking spaghetti carbonara when we finished, she said thank you and left.

>>728434472
The whole "meh heh he he everyone on this board is a virgin" has turned into a normie meme, pls fuck off back to Facebook where you belong.

>>728432396
is this the same girl?
>https://www.instagram.com/sophvav/?hl=en

>>728434576
Kek'd h

>>728434417
she was in the uk skins

>>728434255
ha... I love that game. Any clue?

>>728432637
nice pasta, havent seen this one in a while

I dated a singer called Steph micayle if you wanted to YouTube her. What like a D list or something? Was fun she's hella kinky

>>728434817
so Hannah Murray or Kaya?

>>728434196
More?

>>728434864
>hella kinky
details

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Fucked an astronaut's granddaughter in college once.

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Celine's Dion Niece

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I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces a few years ago.

>>728434196

PIX

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Matt Leblanc cucked me

not even joking :(

My mom blew two of Poison after a concert.

>>728431029
fucked by me, instant fame. but...
>didn't happen

Bailey Jay

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I fucked a cam girl for a while...

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I fucked carrie fisher on an airplane about 4 months ago. It was intense!

>>728434856

If it looks like pasta it's because I've told the story before.

>>728435593
How YOU doin'? Heheh

>>728436502
I got sloppy seconds from her 2 months ago. 3 way with her mom, actually.

Shit was hot.

>>728431355
Shit, well I'm jealous