Faces of /b/ I'll go first.

>>728428769

You look like you're really fat and abut 24 years old, using Myspace looks that were out of date 7 years ago just so you can fuck 13 year olds

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>>728428874

Ok nigger, is this a better angle?

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>>728429002

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>>728429002
.

>>728429079

Haha k well, unlike you beta faggots I'm actually capable of getting a girlfriend, sooooooo..........

>>728429002

No. I can still see your "trying so hard to be cute please do not notice my neck fat" picture when I close my eyes. Please stop working at the mall/a comic shop/Walmart, get a grown ass man hair cut, hit the gym, and join society.

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>>728429174

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>>728429178

Nigger please, you act like you know a God damned thing about me.

>>728429284
We know all we need to by your pics haha This is cringe thread material

I just spent an 3 hours on tumblr and this thread is still the cringiest thing I've seen all day

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>>728429272

Haha your slampig fetish is showing. No, here's my lady. We'll be back together soon enough.

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>>728429284

>>728429284
Shit man, I would bang. You're cute as fuck.

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>>728429470
here is your lady wearing trousers

>>728429510

Haha thanks fam, but I am already spoken for.

>>728429587

Lol sure kid. Because you can totally get a dude pregnant.

>>728428769

So, the "post ending in" postit note chick has transitioned huh?

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>>728429470
I don't want to be offensive but she looks like a dude to me.

>>728429722

I don't get it.

>>728429284

Haha, you must be joking with that shit. I had to reverse image search to make sure you aren't a troll. You seriously can't believe you're going to post your shitty face with Myspace angles and some crack whore you're stalking and expect us to be friendly? You CringeLord

>>728429470

>posts random chick from internet
>"dis muh gf!"

Uh huh.

>>728429470
post more of her
I don't care if there is a suspicious bulge in her panties or not

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>>728429945

>stalking

Um, no I don't have to stalk her. She's my gf. She's carrying my child. I don't care if the betacuck who's trying to steal her believes it or not. She's mine and she always will be.

>>728430035
who is trying to steal her?
story?

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You fucking beta virgins have no idea what it is to truly love someone and have her love you back.
I pity you betacuck niggers.

>>728430035

HAHAHAHHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU LOOK LIKE NICK BATE. HE WAS STALKING THAT ONE GIRL TOO. SERIOUSLY ARE YOU NICK BATE?

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Oh lawd so god damn good. Mother fucker shows up the top of his scalp to hide his ugliness. Looks like a fucking shit loving pedo. Starts resorting to "Cuck" because they have no good argument. Oh my gawd thank you for this gift on an early Saturday morning

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>>728429945
>>728430165

wew lad!!!

Hi Derek.

>>728430035
>>728430158
congrats on your lady
how did you meet her?

>>728430337

I fucking know someone who knows him!

>>728430337

"Single"

I fucking love you internet stranger

>>728430337

>Single

Tell us more about you and your m'lady.

>>728430389
cool down, nigger
theres no proof OP is him

Someone screencap plz

>>728428769

What in the good dark lord's name is THAT.

Ive seen some horrific visions after opening the puzzle box...

Not of it could have prepared me for what i just witnessed.

>>728428769
ITT: newfags that don't realise someone else might have posted this obvious edgelords photo to rile up "le personal army"

>>728430337

Okay, so you found me. Congratulations. Now what? You going to "dox" me?
And I see we have mutual friends including Timothy. It won't take long to figure out who you are. You made a mistake, nigger.

>>728430577

This. This is exactly what happened. OP is not Derek. Leave him and his lady alone.

>>728430488

100% is. Look at their Facebook. FILLED with the exact same scene kid angles. Unless you mean someone is just taking his pics to make fun of him. He also looks about 12 without the beard so maybe his lady in the pictures is his aunt.

>>728430488
>>728430577

I agree this could be the case. That being said, this guy looks like he deserves it.

>>728429601
Stop.

>>728430584

It's okay Derek. It's time to let her go. You will never again get to fondle her sweet, hairy balls. You must learn to accept this.

>>728430713
Oh for sure, this kid definitely stinks and runs like naruto.
>>728430584
Though maybe it is legit and he is an actual manifestation of attention seeking cringe

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>>728429722
>>728429824

>Pictures with her are from a short time in early 2016
>No tags or comments on any of them
>Never shows up in his photos again

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>>728430899
>>728430577
tfw Kek agrees with you

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>>728428769
sup

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>>728431002
wtf is this abomination?

>>728431120
A fagit

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>>728428769
Oldfag reporting in

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>>728428769

>>728431208
... I feel like I've fought one of these in Skyrim before...

>>728430135

>She and I were to be wed last year.
>Then he showed up.
>Started telling lies, spreading rumors
>She was already carrying my child
>He lies and convinces her I was selling drugs and cheating on her
>Starts spending time with him and blocks me.
>I try to reach her through messages and using other accounts so his maniuplative ass can't keep her from hearing the truth.
>She blocks me again and tells everyone I'm "stalking" her.
>I just want to make sure he knows the baby is mine.
>They accuse me of making fake profiles of her but I'm not.
>Once I get her away from his toxic lies and manupulations, she will see the truth.
>Our love is not like those of other's.
>It will survive this.

>>728430158

The person in this pic is someone's aunt? I'm guessing his. The girl in the other pictures is her daughter, so maybe they are his cousin? So guess he wants to fuck his cousin?

Rebecca Vagle

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>>728431208

>>728429470
show us her cock

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>>728431265

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>>728431208

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>>728431265
>>728431348
>>728431291
If you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all...

>>728431290

She is not my aunt. She is my lady. We are not related. Yes, I took her last name temporarily because we were living together and were betrothed.
FB says I'm "single" because he convinced her to un-relationship me.

But she is not my aunt. I'm not an incestfaggot like you /b/etas are.

>>728431290

They aren't even Facebook friends. Probably someone he liked in high school but they don't even live in the same state.

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>>728431002
another from different angle

>>728429284
Nigger please, you act as though humans cant easily be categorized by their externalities

fb/derek.coloma.3

WEW LAD!!

>>728431473
Not >>728431120
But this is MUCH better

>>728431473
faggot version of russell crowe/10

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>>728431425
>>728431425

>>728431473
have you ever tried to fuck a girl with your chin? it looks long enough to penetrate any vagina

>>728430158

Which one is boy and which one is girl?

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>>728431407
accurate
>>728431567
boy obv. Why don't you post your ugly face??

>>728431268
don't give up, continue harassing his ass and makinf fake accounts of her. In the long run it'll pay off you'll see.

Should i post my face, hm.

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Hahahahahaha

>>728431733

Haha, yeah everybody you guys nailed it. I'm not really Derek. I was just trolling him. You got me.

>>728431649
I'm just playin', you seem pretty cool man.
Will in a sec bro just gotta pull one off my phone.
Technology is being pretty retarded right now.

>>728431886

Guy has facial hair but posts dumb anime memes and shit whining about girls treating men badly.

BUT NO JOKE I called the whole Walmart working thing before we found his FB. I can pinpoint a loser

>>728429284 6/10
>>728429002 4/10
>>728428769 5/10
>>728430035 5/10 op have a good day u fag
>>728431002 3/10
>>728431473 5/10

>>728428769
I can almost smell the stench....

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>>728431649
I only have a shitty profile like pic I took a few days ago.
How's muh ugly mug?

>>728431887

100% is him. FB is filled with attention whore shit. Wants some bitch who doesn't even know he is alive.

Screencapped everything for prosperity. <3

>>728432001
Anon, you missed >>728431649

>>728431649
2/10

>>728432092
Fuck that i seen that shitty picture everywhere i need real people

>>728432057

Haha, you guys I'm actually Nick. I just wanted to make Derek look bad, but most of you saw right through me.
But if you want to keep thinking it's really Derek then that's cool too.

>>728430035
>She's carrying my child

In her chin?

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>>728432181
>Not knowing how to reverse image search

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>>728432262
ebic trull

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>>728432043
3/10
>>728432117
Are you drunk or retarded? It should be boutta 4x what you rated
Also, post ur fukkn face

>>728430158
You have to admit that looks like a gay couple, man...

>>728432374
Sorry about the pic being upside down, I'm from Australia.

>>728432325 Only /b/ has it i guess

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Hi everybody, my name is Nicholas Thivierge. I'm the one who started this thread if you want to talk to me about it you can find me at facebook/nicholas.thivierge

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In Russia we call threads like this "Задеанонился перед анонами - зашкварился"

>>728432404
come on, it's just two bros who like each other
nothing wrong with it

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>>728432520
>Zadeanon before the announcements - zashvarilsya
>>728432483
Thanks, i sent u a request
>>728432436
lmao!
>>728432325
>>728432181
>>728432475
i am 5 real
(thats more than 4real)

>>728430158
The dude on the right looks like that dude that bought some sort of drug idk, but it definitely looks like that dude

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>>728432483

Haha Derek is in damage control.

Hey buddy? How's this pic make you feel?

>>728432700
But... how'd you take the picture if you have no hands, anon?

>>728432765

Nice try Nick.

>>728432796
>no hands
fuck I'm a dumbass.

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>>728432796
I do have hands

>>728432700
does your hat say "RAPE!"?

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>>728432874

>>728432874
>>728432880

wtf are you doing? RE-railing this thread?

>>728432880
I don't think that they are real.

>>728432483 4/10
>>728432765 5/10 4/10

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>>728431208 10/10

>thread to evaluate other literal faggots
What has /b/ become?

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>>728432903
Got a prob with that?
>>728432920
yea. post ur face now
>>728432923
how can my hands not be real?
>>728432989
thanks for the honest answer
5/10
>>728433006
post ur face
contribute

>>728432765

You know what? I feel nothing. I know I she will come back to me. She's already been back a few times, if you know what I mean.

>>728432765

OUCH. GOD DAMN. So he posts his dumbass self and pics of some girl he is stalking. We find him. He goes into damage control knowing we'd find her too. So then he tries and blame the guy who is fucking her.

Just..so damn sad. Like legit I was the first commenter and now I just feel bad for him. Poor guy is in love with someone who can't give a fuck about him and he won't move on.

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hello guys

>>728433033
They are obviously a half decently done prosthetic. I've worked in the kitchen before, I know what I'm talking about son.

>>728433033
nah i think it's dope
where can i get one?

Nick is a lucky fuck. Looks like him and Derek worked at Walmart together. Nick was dating some landwhale and then was able to land Derek's lovely little crackho. Niiiice

>>728433098
This is bait son...

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>>728433182
from the feminist rape awareness campaign, dunno if they are still selling them
>>728433160
...
>>728433159
hi, are you interested in nice guys?

>>728433274
Yes! Do you think you could be a cutey bf?

>>728431425
Pls don't hurt my feelings :(
boo hoo, if you were a true oldfag you'd be less of a pussy

>>728433253

Nick is still fucking that girl behind Becky's back. Once she realizes this, she'll come back to me.

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>>728433323
sure! What's your FB??

>>728433386
4chan was nicer back then

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mfw everyone takes the bait

>>728433268

Nein. This is damage control of an idiot.

>>728433159
tits or gtfo

>>728433440
I dont have that.. But I can send some nudes on imgur if you promise that will never share with them. What do you think? Also, whats your age?

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>>728433440
are you one of those anonymous hackermen?

>>728433440
Nicer to fat fucks like you? Not sure if i should laugh or cringe. /b/ has become this shithole that accepts cucks/fags/trans and it fucking disgusts me, you're probably one of those old fags that no one liked

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>>728433541
25
sure, just post them on imgur and send me the link
>>728433613
No, I joined 4chan in 2011

>>728433640
everyone likes oldfags. newfag.

>>728430035
If this beta neckbeard can get a grill pregnant, so can we, Stockholm syndrome is a wonderful thing...

>>728433702
Oh. So you're not really much of an oldfag then.

>>728433702
I now see youre fooling me! Too bad.. Would like to show you my saggy titties~

>>728433409

Not after I send her screenshots of the entire thread. You aren't even on her friend's list anymore so she's probably got you blocked on FB at the very least.

>>728432325
Hey stranger, did you blow in from stupid town?

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>>728433843
I'm not..
>>728433777
i already said i am an oldfag
lyin' trips

>>728433843

Not the fatguy here... I like saggy titties, especially if they're small. Post 'em here? If not, email me at [email protected] pls. :3

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>>728433949
i will

>>728433159
You have a better mustache than I do.

>mfw even a girl has a better mustache than me

feelsbadman.png

>>728428769
ive refreshed the first page 3 times, seen it every time. and i burst out in laughter evri time

>>728433702
>2011
>oldfag
what has /b/ become

>>728433986

Um, thanks but no thanks. I'm into girls with small saggy tits, not guys.

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>>728434097
most 4channers are here since just 1 month or smthn like that

>>728434199
Spoken like a newfag

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>>728433986
>2011
>"I'm an oldfag"
Not so much an oldfag as just a plain old fag

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what's up

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>>728434455
>File: tumblr
Gotcha
>>728434314
no u

>>728429174
The rest of us can get girlfriends. The only difference is that we have standards

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>>728434582
Not sure if retarded or trolling
I'm guessing the first

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>>728434770
Thats funny because you are doing both atm

Yo Derecuck, you still here?

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>>728434845

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>>728428769

Me late last night. Rate me if you will

>>728435159
How old are you, 35~?

>>728435229
yeah around that mark m9

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Lifting that iron boys!

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i tried to take this thread seriously

>>728435159
~6/10 then
>>728434489 also rate

>>728429945
You're like that kid that tries really hard to impress the cool kids but when he's not around they all make fun of him.

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>>728435397
This thread was a cluster fuck of a trainwreck.
Also dubs.

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>>728435495
let me try that again

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>>728435530
third time is the charm

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>>728435353
>>728435397
needs moar pixels

My beautiful roast thread on this little faggot is ruined by some hambeast wanting to talk to people.

>>728434876

Derek isn't the cuck here, son.