my gf is asleep trips decides. nothing outrageous

>>728389789
Slap her ass as hard as you can and post webm

break a bottle and slash her throat!

Set up camera across the room and start fucking. Post results on youtube

>>728389789
sharpie in pooper

Show how wet her pussy is

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So is mine

sharpie, in the ass.

You know that we want the pooper

Draw a penis on her butt

Lets see some whisker biscuit

finger her ass

cover your dick in peanut butter and slap her in the face with it.

Lets see the rusty bullethole

>>728390229
Yeah but yours has a bad ass.

>>728389789
Weakness: Rear. Try tongue but hole.

Spread her ass.

>>728390229
Why the fuck is your girlfriend a nig

Trips are coming show vjj

Sleep anal'

Put spaghetti on it

>>728389789
listen faggot. you need to obey these trips you pussy ass bitch nigga. read carefully. apply maiyonnaise (preferrably hellmanns) to her right ass cheek. a nice line of it. take a picture. now, cock slap said mayo (2 cockslaps to be exact) so as to cause the mayo to splash, and take a picture of the results.

fuck her right in the pussy with your man sausage

Eat it and wake her up

>>728389907
I recorded this in slowmo I'm just trying to figure out how to convert to a webm

Let her sleep, and go to bed yourself

>>728390229

Bad zookeeper, BAD!

start singing scatman at the top of your lungs

>>728391243
this

>>728389789
Is her name Rachel?

do nothing

>>728391486

>psycho detected

Poor Rachel...

draw these satan trips

>>728391243
roll

Piss on her

>>728391243
rolling for this, please satan, give me trips

>>728389789
sharpie in pooper

>>728391243
/roll

>>728391243
rolling for this

>>728389789
Finger her cooch and pics.

>>728391715
sharpie in pooper

>>728391243
these threads never delivar. first thing's first, post a timestamp. if trips then this.

>>728391243
this one needs to win

>>728391794
this

>>728391243
reroll

roll

eat her out, video it

Draw a face on it.

>>728391873
reroll

kill her

Paint it.

>>728391243
rerolllll

>>728391873
rolling

>>728389789
eat her ass

timestamp

>>728391873
yep, this

Write a poem on it.

>>728391243
do this op

>>728391243
rerollerino

t imestamp

pee on her

s-s-s-sharpie in p-p-p-p-pooper senpai

ti mestamp

>>728389789
piss on her

tim estamp

>>728392059
Rolling for this

Draw a dog.

time stamp

times tamp

>>728391431
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter

time stamp

timest amp

take a sharpie and write every single suggestion here on her ass and then store the sharpie back in her pooper.

>>728389789
take pictures of her anus and send to her father

timesta mp

>>728391243
rolling for this shit right here

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fucking deliver faggot

time stampsssss

Put a sticky note on it.

timestam p

Draw a face on her pussy

tits

>>728389789
cum on her and lick it off

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>>728391243
rollo

>>728392314
nobody got trips yet, so just wait for him to fuck her on camera

>>728392314
deliver what? Noone has rolled trips yet.

Sharpies in pooper

>>728391243
gonna roll for this

Put a sock on it .

Eat her ass, film it

>>728391794
>>728392058
>>728392119
>>728392159
>>728392189
>>728392224
>>728392251
>>728392287
>>728392308

op confirmed full of shit. sage.

roll for pouring water on it

stop asking for time stamps you smelly vigins

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>>728391243
rolling

>>728392472
Rolling

Put ink on it.

times stamp

>>728389789
wet a piece of cheese, stick it to her ass

Lets see the goods

>>728391243
REROLLING FOR TRIPS

Dump water on her.

Does trips mean I'm a straight line or just 3 of the same in there

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Sell everything in your bank on your main and yolo stake your bank at duel arena

Yell.

Cum in her nostrils

put nutella or something brown (peanut butter?) all over her ass so she thinks she shit her self

>>728392695
Newfag spotted

>>728391243
rerollingggggg

>>728392695
Being this new

Dutch oven

Trips get

Scream.

Let her sleep in peace and tell her you love her in the morning

>>728392753
This is such an innocent prank I Kek'd

>>728392695
Last 3 digits straight line newfag

time stampss

timessss stamp

Do nothing

>>728392863
best one, bless you

use ur mouth to carry toilet water straight out the bowl and spit it on her anus

>>728392913
Thanks dickhead

>>728391243
this

>>728392999
WINRAR

>>728392999
winrar

>>728392999
winrar kek

Shower her in coconut cream pies

>>728392999
i've done it!

>>728392999
Checked and keked

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>>728392999

>>728392999
KEK

Stick your finger in your mouth and make it nice and wet and then you slowly with a circular motion, insert it inn her rektum and once your inside you make a hook with your finger and you slap your other hand on her butt until she wakes up and then you yell, drive north woman! We got a trailer hooked!

inb4 op is cringe fag

time stamp

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>>728389789

You mean your hand is asleep.

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>>728393075

good idea

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>>728392999
KEK

>>728392999
Yippeeeeeeee

>>728389789
pretty sure this is op's own ass.

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>>728392999
dude are you fucking serious I said nothing outrageous you wasted your trips bitch. I'm trying to convert a slowmo video of a butt slap instead

>>728392999
>>728392999
Have all the shit he could have done this is the one he is destined to do.

>>728392695

Trips means a sequence of rising numbers only stopped by a 0, so as 123406 or 345608. Newfag

>>728393336
bro toilet water is clean its not outrageous dont be a germaphobe cuck

>>728393519
>>728393336
even then if you're that worried, do it then use mouthwash, are you fucking retarded?

Trips demand it! You must deliver OP

Niggerfaggot op get cancer

>>728389789
Hurry up OP

>>728393336
you aren't swallowing the water

>>728393336
toilet water is cleaner than your mouth, op

>>728393336
Dear diary, today OP was a faggot.

>>728389789
>my gf is asleep
>
>trips decides. nothing outrageous


Show her gems

>>728393336
Where is the video?!

>>728393888
at least op already fulfilled these trips.

>>728393888
check em

>>728394104
butt

>>728394104
Not gonna work op...I know tap water when I see it

>>728394104
just do the nutshell / peanut butter on her ass one

http://www.zamzar.com/convert/mp4-to-webm/

>>728389789
grab her by the tit and SQUEEZE

>>728394104
i dont know what i expected

step 1
smear peanut butter on that ass
then put jelly/ on hand
smack that ass hard as you can
profit
??

>>728394104
timestamp

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>>728392394
Ye called for me'? What did ye need to plundar maggit'?

Stick a bunch of crackers in her butt crack to make a little wall between her cheeks

Fuxuxxicjxysyxvjdydicufufivk

>>728394104
VIDEO OF BUTT SLAP!

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>>728389907
op delivers

unfortunately no slowmo

>>728391243
rolling

>>728395154
ty OP

>>728395154
did she not wake up?

>>728395154
That was the hardest slap you could muster? Cmon man

Paint swastika on ass

Touch booty-hole then sniff finger.

>>728391243
rrrrrreroll

Give her a papercut in her butt crack

>>728395154
spread ass

>>728391243
rolling!

slap it harder come on OP

>>728395154
SLAP IT HARDER

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>>728395807

>>728395339
uploading new one one sec

>>728389789
Show some fucking cunt already. Rolling.

>>728395945
OP IS GOD

>>728396056
A little premature to call OP a god

sharpie in pooper

Feet

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>>728395154

Rolling to see pussy

>>728396111
fag

Roll for puss

PUSSY

Please, great trips lord, let me use the power of trips to see her pussy. Amen

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>>728396056
sorry it took so long SD card was being a bitch

>>728396595
rolling

>>728396621
holy crap is she dead i thought you said she was sleeping?

Pour red food coloring on her asshole then scream "what the fuck babe your ass is bleeding!"

>>728396547
pusspuss

>>728396547
pusss and asshole

>>728396805
send us some of that pussy yo

Better angles please...

>>728396805
>>728396895
>>728396939
Dropped your (You)s

>>728397100
Says (You)

Eat her pussy

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>>728389789
>nothing outrageous
>/b/

...

boy

show face and drag your fingers down her cheek

>>728396621
Full body shot

put catsup in her asshole and fuck her red ass

Show her back

full body