What's /b/ drinking tonight? Pic related

same

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Dis

I'm not allowed to drink.

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Started with this, really good beer
Then moved on to corona cause that's what I had
Now I want to obliterate my existence.

I have a full bar, what should I drink?

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Heyo

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Pic of bar?

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>>728387123
nice choice OP
nothing but good times on Jerry
tastes great, never made me sick, never hung me over badly
10/10 product
i don't mind shilling that shit for free

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Southern Comfort and Lemonade

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oh fuck
drank many of these with my old roommate, every time he broke up with his girl. About every 2 weeks for two years.

had brandy mixed with dew last night wasn't good or bad

what goes good with brandy?

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Not a huge fan of IPAs, just drinking what was left at my house. Gotta make a beer/liquor run tomorrow cause I ran out of kraken

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I don't think it's supposed to be mixed with anything except maybe egg nog

>>728389085
god i hate drama queens like that, but i suppose they do make good drinking partners

>>728388875
Love that shit. Cheap as hell and doesn't taste half bad

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>>728389382
this, eggnog is good

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>>728387123
this shyt

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I don't drink much so I wouldn't know

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>>728387123
Waiting to get deployed because of recent events.

>>728389517
but why?

Some cheap ass wine.

I'm not drunk, but I feel like puking. Fuck my life.

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by "full" I mean, I have all the regular type shit
Best I could do with minimal effort

>>728387123
I love the sticker that comes on the back of the label. Got a bunch of them on my pickup window

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the usual, neat

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because its what my stepdad bought and what my mom been drinking.. I prefer some 211's or some Corona Extra imo. wither way tho

>>728389600
not him but cause it makes you drunk

>>728389320
fuck yea kraken

>>728389726
i see kahlua

got vodka and cream/milk?

make yourself a white russian man

>>728389441
Hell yeah Friday night complaining about women being cunts over fireball shots, it was good times

>>728389867
White Russian it is. Gonna go mix it now

>>728389840
I have a problem with that shit, its praticaly the only thing I drink these days

>>728390018
post pics x

>>728389796
okay that's reasonable then, times like that are the only times i drink flagship beers like that

>>728389819
what i meant was, there's no reason anyone should ever consciously choose to purchase and drink overpriced shit tier beer like that. the only times when it's reasonable to drink those beers is
1. sporting event
2. concert
3. bar special
4. drinking the stuff somebody else bought

Alcohol is for the weak and feeble minded who can't enjoy life for what it is

LOL all of you are pathetic losers who line the pockets of bug corporations. Enjoy the destruction of your liver you morons.

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>>728389726
perfect. shot of grey goose and a shot of captain

>>728390168
All I can say is... go fuck yourself.

>>728390168
Heeeerp derp can't relax without cracking open a beer

>kaching

Time to party whooooooo *opens a drink*

>kachiiiiiing

I have to rely on alcohol to loosen me up because I am a socially retard

>kachiiiinggg

>Dat feel when you are not woke and keep drinking
>mfw this thread is for inferior minded morons who can't live life to the fullest without imbibing

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>>728390168
>Vaype Nayshe, broski \/ /\

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>>728387123
El Capricho Elixir de Agave maduro
Essentially tequila without having to follow all the rules or pay the CRT toll.
First time I've tried it -- I've been avoiding it because names like that usually mean rotgut -- and it's not bad at all considering it's so cheap. Smooth with a sweet finish.

>>728390168
>Alcohol is for the weak and feeble minded who can't enjoy life for what it is

posts on /b/

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good choice. one of the few whiskeys i can tolerate neat

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Its finally back

>>728390080

I think there is one more occasion.

5. In college

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>>728387123

>>728390351
Total agree with you anon alcohol is pretty weak sauce but it's the cuck thread of drinks. They are so pathetic they can't enjoy drinking unless they no have support from others as well that's pretty hilarious and sad but mostly sad tbh

>mfw they only drink to feed big corpa and emulate advertisements and give in bbc they can't have fun without imbibing

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sucks never being invited to parties huh?

>>728390531
maybe but i'd surely go with something much cheaper, but then again, if it's daddy's money who cares i gues

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>>728390063
I did the cool unmixed white russian thing for ya man
cheers happy Friday

>>728390620
Naaa... I'm a loner.

>>728389551
Back in the day Laird's used to make some killer applejack. Now it's all "blended", which means watered down.

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meet its pal

>>728390687
haha gg dude enjoy

>>728390243
Maybe after this white russian if I'm still standing

>>728390140
Same here. You making any drinks or drinking it straight?

>>728387123
Stone Brewery's Enjoy By 4/20/17 IIPA

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>>728387123
this, molsen and sippin on some fireball

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god tier

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>>728387123
Jolly Rancher vodka, tonic, and Sprite.

>>728390507
I was having Lil' Sumthin last night never had this tho is it good?

>>728391092
That's a great combination

>>728391092
That looks so pretty but is it actually good? We used to do that and jello shots and stuff just to try to get girls drunk so they would be sluts. Mixed results.

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>>728391078
dude I work at a beer distributor so it was only 13.04 US for a six

this shit is KING

blue moon seasonal sampler pack

>>728390168
Welcome to the 99%, anon.

Give strong drink to the one who is perishing, and wine to those in bitter distress; let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.
–Proverbs 31:6–7

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>>728387123
A sixer of miller lite tall boys and a tall boy of wicked mango ale.

>>728391290
does that still have that sarachi shit or whatever its called?

>>728391212
It's the same quality as the vodka you use.

>>728390080
same with pabst or whatever.

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I will enjoy it, thanks!

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>>728391266
i've drank just about every rendition of IPA that Stone brews on at least one occasion
also, during the christmas season last year, i was getting the 2016 release of Double Bastard Ale for literally one dollar per 22oz bottle, store called Here Today around where i live.
that shit will never happen again but i dont think i have to explain, it was the best drinking times of my life
2016 release was 11% ABV, can't find a pic. just look it up, shit is universally heralded as god-tier

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Goose

>>728391266
Stone makes great beers. I used to live a few blocks away from them, had to give away my growlers when I moved away, very sad. Arrogant Bastard Ale was the best, still have the t-shirt.

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I found New Belgium/Ben and Jerrys combo on sale for 3 bucks a six pack, so I'll be drinking it for a few nights.

>>728391681
I like that stuff.

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>>728391774
my man, arrogant bastard is the goddest of the god tier

>>728387123
water and green tea, get on my level PHaggoDs

>>728391774
I'm east coast but when we got our first batch of the 4/20 in it wasn't even a week old it was the freshest we ever got it and we ran out that day, besides the EB i'd have to say my other favorite is the Delicious

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Good shit /b/ro!

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Why is your image name in binary?

>>728391919
no their enjoy by's are KING of KINGS of all beers

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thats purdy

>>728392275
matter of preference i suppose. i do love IPA but a dark amber, reddish ultra-heavy ale is something that just can't be matched for me. i mean it's not like it doesn't have a shitload of hop to it, IBU is still higher than most IPA's on the market

>>728392238
That looks fucking good!

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>>728387123

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yeah, its about 9 bucks a six-pack where i live. i've taken a shine to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R-hUbytxtU

Say, what do you do when a girl half your age at the liquor store flirts with you? How does one navigate that situation?

>>728392733
give her the benis

>>728392733
>you: 21
>her: 11
give her the lollipop bro she loves it

>>728392107
Then eat your heart out because I used to get my growlers filled from their tanks back when there were like only five people at the brewery. Three weird-looking guys and a couple of hot chicks.

Oh, dear god, now that I come to tell the story, it must have been a quarter of a century ago.

At least success has not spoiled them. They're still making great beer.

>>728392733
add on fb or other slut network and proceed to message>then fuck

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i dont do social networks

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fucking true to that

>>728393584
text then

>>728392238
I hit a shit ton of keys so i could find it easily

Breast milk with a little brandy in it.

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Spirytus with Yuengling IPA and marijuana tincture

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>>728387123
I have 80 days sober today and broke down and bought som bullet. Should I do it /b/?

>>728394080
sounds pretty good. had some of my girlfriend's sister in laws tit cream and it wasn't bad. she's one of those all-natural gals. think she gets off on giving it to people

>>728394250
CHUG! CHUG!! CHUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tasty Stout

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>>728394250
yes

Fresh squeezed niggers Oh and titos vodka in bloody marys

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Im 21 and live at home

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Yea my favorite of theirs, sorta like a triple ipa.

Sweet, bitter, tropical fruity and 12% for regular 6 pack price. Only out for a few weeks at a time. Get it.

>>728394700
your on /b/... that age for living at home is way below average

>>728394611
is it morning there or are you just breaking the mold

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poorfag reporting in. 22 beers deep, about to finish the last of this 24-pack.

>>728394831
I meant 21 years out of prison for child rape can i fit in now

>>728387123
bushmills.

>>728395130
>poorfag
>drinking Coors

you goofed up m8
stick to the malt liquor

A nice glass of Glenfiddich, 18 year

>>728395130
Keystone light and Coors light is the same thing. Keystone is just from the bottom of the vat. If they don't have enough Keystone that day they use the top, it's literally same stuff.
Friend worked there
cheers

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>>728395130
coors light at that.why not just drink the good genny poorpeople stuff

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>>728395085
I'm staving off the shakes from my perpetual eventual hangover and trying to ease into a drunk without getting tooooo fucking sick. Plus a delicious bloody Mary before another night of heavy drinking is pretty ok

>>728393914
Started bringing up old memories.

Back around 1998 or so I brought my two growlers down to some friends in Ensenada. One was filled with Arrogant Bastard and the other had a special IPA. We were on the beach doing a carne asada (barbecue) and they were drinking Tecate from cans, which is as bad in Mexico as it is in the US.

What do you have in those funny bottles? they asked. I gave them some Arrogant Bastard. They gagged and spit it out into the sand.

I was wearing the t-shirt at the time and I translated the motto for them, "You're not worthy!" They went back to their Tecate and I got the rest of the growler.

Funny thing is that craft brewing has taken northern Baja by storm in this century and Arrogant Bastard has become something of the touchstone. Not only is Stone the area's step-father (they present at most events) but now you see all the northern Baja craft beers designated by IBU as well as by ABV or GL. There are now a lot of interesting bitter ales in Tijuana (there's one I like a lot that has grapefruit in it) but still, no one comes close to AB.

i miss you jaime
-eighthdynamic

>>728395130
At least get a fully leaded beer like coors og or budweiser. Same price, more alcohol

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Got some of this for my birthday recently and i really like it can i get some other recommendations

>>728394249
If you're telling the truth, I would like to know how you make your tincture. Mine have been consistently disgusting. There's one in the kitchen right now that I haven't touched in six months because the previous one tasted so bad.

>>728395884
I knew it. I miss you too baby.

>>728395921
if i was you man i would man up and neck the whole thing. post proof too x

>>728395734
shit am I in Grease?

Tell me more, Tell me more!

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>>728396089

Why can't we go back? Everything was so nice back then.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA

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>>728395510
this piece of information may have just literally, LITERALLY changed my financial situation, Anon.
thank you.

>>728390168
You say all of that like it's a bad thing.

>he thinks his life is going to amount to something someday
Protip: It's not.

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>>728396677
i imagine most macrobrews are the same way with their "cheap" beer

Natty Light is probly just the old Bud Light
Miller High Life is probly just the old MGD
etc. etc.

like, would they really have a separate brewing process for a cheaper beer? no. the ywould not.

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This delicious shit.

>>728397045
It makes sense. Sell the shit that's too crap to sell as premium as budget. Less waste = more profits.

bump cause i'm alcky

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Just finishing up a sixpack of this good shit, plus 1mg of Klonopin.

>>728398435
I never did the two shots that someone said I should
shot of grey goose and shot of captain

sounds fucking terrible I may puke, should I

>>728398515
Wait a minute... is that Victory beer? Like the soon to be defunct motorcycle brand Victory?

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putossssss

>>728398859
im bien peedo

>>728398623
Yes.

>>728399017
fuck. Okay I'm doing it.

>>728398623
DO EEEET

>>728399266
good luck man, report back with results
if you ever have doubts about doing shots, just remember that Shoenice downs entire fifths in ~15 seconds on a regular basis

>>728398665
Maybe? Last I heard they were merging with Southern Tier. As long as Golden Monkey remains unchanged, I'll continue to to buy this beer

Same thing I always drink, Kraken and Kahlua in coffee.

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>>728399017
i got the nebraska shot glasses out so you know it's serious
This is all your fault.
cheers

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Olde English high gravity 8% malt likker 2 of em

>>728399688
lmao go huskers

>>728399524
Doesn't look like it. Though, the logos are eerily similar.

>>728399706
Nice choice

>>728399706
sounds like a nice warmup but how do ya plan on getting drunk?

>>728389787
innna sour

>>728387123
A good ol' fashioned Bailey's and Coke! Been drinking it for years!

>>728390168
Fucking bugs, I knew the arachnids were up to something with their drugs. Join the mobile infantry and wreck their shit anon.

>>728400131
fuckin' spiderman getting loaded with us fuck yeah bro what you drinking

>>728396599
When I was in Ireland, the whiskey was so bad that everyone drank Scotch. A long time ago.

>>728394365
Ive had that beer once, perfect iteration of a russian stout

>>728397313
Skyy is just grain neutral spirit (96% alcohol) mixed with water. Everclear is a lot cheaper.

>>728400602
Eh... I like Irish whiskey. Got sick of Jameson's all the time, so i decided to try something new. It's not all bad.

>>728400058
Totally agree. When you drink a 30 pack a day that sounds like breafast

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>>728387123
Nothing I'm trying to change I'm trying to show the world and myself I don't need that shit... fuck I know I'm different than the rest

>>728401113
just like everyone else here.

>>728400890
People that stil. Vomit from drinking don't actually drink. Go back to high school "beer before liquor, never been sicker" faggot

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>>728401312

>>728400890
"A long time ago" was like before you were born, I expect. Like the 1980s. Times have changed.

>>728401113
it's hip to be square

>>728401312
When an alcoholic actually pukes, it means he has really pushed it over the edge.
At least that's what someone told me

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>>728387123
Brother got me this 5 years ago on my 18th birthday said it was his favorite. Never opened it decided to keep it as a reminder of him, my older bro is 13 years older than me and he pretty much raised me better than my father. On Wednesday he was shot tonight I open the bottle and drink it in his honor, thanks for everything Aaron.

>>728402528
christ that's heavy man. who shot him?

>>728402528
that's rough, cheers brother

>>728402672
Don't know he was on his way home and got shot. Police say it was a theft seeing as how his phone and wallet were missing.
>>728402721
Thanks, cheers

>>728394365
This my shit dude

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Have you guys tried this?

>>728402957
that's fucked man, RIP

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>>728387123
Woodford Reserve 1838 Style White Corn Kentucky Bourbon

>>728402957


Dude, are you OK? Do you have family?

>>728403165
Nope

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>>728388484
underage.

>>728387123
carlo rossi sangria

>>728388475
Excellent taste my african american sibbling

>>728403532
2 sisters, since i was 8 my mom died and our father ran off when i was 2. He was 21 when mom died and basically worked his ass off to make sure we got ahead in life. He put my 2 sisters through collage and the three of them paid for my collage. He was the center of our family, my two sisters have snapped and can't stop crying, on the other hand I don't feel anything I know I should thats why im drinking maybe thos will somehow allow me to weap and mourn for my brother. I hate myself right now. (Sorry for the dramatics but im getting a biy drunk)

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anybody ITT ever made your own Mead?

i've been considering doing it lately. as a seasoned alcoholic, i'm looking to spice up my lifestyle a bit, and alcoholism is the excuse to do something productive in this case

>>728404192


Don't hate yourself. I lived with my mother and took care of her when I found her dead (terminal illness). I bought a 12-pack, talked to my friend on the phone for 4 hours, then crashed. I did not cry that night.

We all grieve in our own ways. You know what is in your heart and so does God.

Take care, anon.

bump ski for the alkys

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Johnny Lootnigger

>>728405618
kek lootnigger kekekekeekk

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alright wel i'm not even drinking tonight, can't binge again till sunday, so i've just been living vicariously through you alkys but it looks like yall passed out

>>728406293
Well, I'm still here...

>>728387123
See
>>728406341
I posted it in another thread and can't repost the image here

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>>728406414
hopefully we can lure some more in. always fun to hear stories of the bottle. getting desperate so we'll bump with butts