What's buggin' you, anon?

>>728379879
Existence

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>>728379879
Life

>>728379879
Trap threads

stupid bug on my wall

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Everything :ddddd

>>728379879
I can't stop getting on this shitty, alt-right/edgelord infested board.

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>>728380688
Dubs

i fucked my friends girlfriend and now she says she wants to leave him for me. i feel guilty as fuck about it

I'm sexually frustrated

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>>728380740
Stop going on /pol/

>>728380763
How dope would that job be.

That's right you normie faggot, feel the Powah of 16mb

Haven't been able to get out of bed much due to stomach pains.

The fact that Russia and America might cause a nuclear holocaust

>>728379879
I'm too fat and running is hard

>>728381125
Lay off the tendies you fat fuck

>>728381201
Kek
No

How exactly would that benefit either side?

Too much testosterone, not enough estrogen

I wish I had more friends but I can't be fucked to put the effort into making new ones.
It feels really dull

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My microdick

>>728379879
the girl im dating

I'm addicted to hentai and I can't stop performing my daily ritual of fapping to it.

>>728381615
What's your favorite subgenre?

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I'm supposed to give this map to everyone and say it's true, but people blow it off as crazy nonsense. Saying "flat earth" is like saying "9-11"

i got ants in my pants

>>728379879
The person I'm growing to love just revealed that she hates my usual joke. All this time I thought she found it funny and played along...

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>>728381964
Why does this bug you? Be funnier ya lazy shmuck

>>728381230
Ride a bike. Excuses and eating are easy.

>>728379879
Epilepsy stopped me from getting laid

>>728382092
It's not that it's not funny (trust me, I've moved onto other jokes), it's just that I saw these "jokes" as a way of bonding with that person. Only to realize she despised it.

>>728379879
The fact that I can't just stand up drive over there walk in her door and say "I love you"

>>728382361
Restraining orders are a bitch

>>728381862
So where does the ocean go?

>>728382344
Consider it a first step to more open and honest communication, she trusted you enough to open up about it, stop being a microdick faggot or you'll ruin it.

The fact that i had the perfect girlfriend and i blew it all off because of my aggression and being pissed off more than normal on that day, i cant fucking stop thinking about her but im sure she's perfectly fine right now

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>>728382549
Aren't they?

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>>728382333
You got trips tho

>>728381846
harem
anal

>>728382642
whats her name anon?

>>728382627
That's true. While I'm still disappointed she didn't bring it up earlier, I guess that's hope for the future. Thanks, anon.

>>728379879

My sex life, or complete lack thereof rather

Couldn't go to meps because of medication

>Trying to quit smoking and drinking and taking meds now. Having a hard time with the cigarettes particularly.

> Still wondering why I think about my ex every day.

>Lonely as fuck and worried about my mental and physical heath.

I guess that about covers it.

>>728382895
So, you like imagining a house full of cute girls looking back and smiling at you while they bend over and pull open their ass cheeks, revealing their soft pink anuses?

Or, are you more about a boardroom full of female CEOs, who you bend over the table one by one, ripping apart their pantyhose and forcing yourself up their rectums?

Or maybe your childhood friend sitting on you, squeezing your cock in her ass, cooing your name, not knowing that you've been in the asses of her sisters?

Or your teacher, who's heard the girls in the volleyball club talking about the way your cock feels in their poopholes? And seeks you out in an empty classroom, with her heart racing, craving the slap of your ballsack while you pound up inside her?

>>728382903
Daniela... :(

>>728381454
hey, i'm in basically that position and have been ever since i moved from home 6 years ago.
like you're stuck but you just can't bring yourself to and it's a whole dumb cycle, ye?

hope you get to that place though.

>>728383751
CEOs. I love the feeling of making the powerful helpless.

>>728381964
ouchh....yikes

>>728384165
what happened between you two? itll help if you talk about it

>>728381891
rub your dick in sugar water; they'll leave, trust me (;

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I'm going to turn 24 in about a week and I currently have $47k (CDN) saved up. I went to college for 2 semesters and then dropped out. I have two part time jobs and I live at home with my mother and adopted retarded older "sister". My mom collects the cheques from the Govt for housing a retard.

My mother is 63 and is from a third world country, but now lives moderately well in a 3000sq ft home. She yells and verbally abuses both of us on a regular basis.

I want to move out like the rest of my siblings, but housing in the Greater Toronto Area is very, very expensive. I don't want to rent because that feels like just throwing out money imo.

But honestly, I'd just love to be able to own a humble place so I can just relax on my own and have no one breathing down my back.

I also don't have my license.

>>728379879
At the beginning of this semester I had no idea how functional analysis worked and I was thrown into Hilbert spaces with a fuck ton of structure. Now I'm catching up towards the end, but we're getting into advanced applications of Tikhonov approximations and I don't know if I'll cut it.

ever since i dropped out of college ~6 years ago, i questioned everything i ever thought i wanted from my future. now i'm stuck making mediocre pay, sharing a little apartment with two roommates, stuck with student loans for an education i didn't even complete.
buuuuughhh

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>>728379879
crippling social anxiety

>>728384889
i got a friend whos like that, hes like almost 40. he's older. and i find this whole fuckign thing funny

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Niggers

>>728385151
yes every thread

>>728385151
god i'm 24 now, if my situation is like that please off me thx

>>728385028
same anon it sucks

>>728381528
get midget gf

Learned too late money wouldn't solve all my problems.

>>728379879
You know, some men got the craving for gold and silver. Others need lotsa' land, with herds of cattle. And then there's those that got the weakness for whiskey, and for women. When you boil it all down, what does a man really need? Just a smoke and a cup of coffee.

>>728385349
Or an asian.

>>728385775
midget asian

girl

I'm in the loneliness and anxiety club.

>>728385837
Had one that was pretty close to that once. Gave me a weird fetish for a while.

>>728385028
i feel you... i've come so far though with the right therapist- she had me try exposure methods and i've gone from total shut in, couldn't look a fucking cashier at mcdonalds in the face to (seemingly) normal, capable adult human being

good luck also nice kitty

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>>728379879
There's a girl in my bed, asleep. She loves me. I'm going to break her heart in a few months. There's a girl across a river and through the wood down a long and winding road. She'll never speak to me again and it's my fault. I love her.

I got everything I wanted and I wasn't happy. I squeezed my hands tighter to get a little bit more and it all slipped through the cracks in my fingers. It's been eating me up inside. I know my problems are trivial. But I'm haunted by the memories of the things I did that drove her away, by the knowledge of what I will do to hurt those who love me. I can see the problems but I don't have solutions.

Just frustrated I guess.