Ask a North Korean guy anything.

>>728325653
밥 먹었어 ?

>>728325792
>밥 먹었어 ?
예.

>>728325653
Why is North Korea best Korea?

>>728325936
Because our glorious, excellent, fantastic Leader Kim Jong-Un does his best for us!

>>728325835
Translate please

>>728325653
how did you get internet access?
Don't they limit that shit?

>>728326023
"Yes".

>>728326062
That's American bullshit. We only get away from the Internet because we don't want to get infected from capitalists.

>>728325653 Will there be consequences for this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqEXB2ZEQ8g

>>728325653
Do you have access to Google play? If yes, are the prices equivalent to those in other countries or is it ridicoulously lower?

>>728325653
Vice news tells me that you guys are all high on Meth....

https://news.vice.com/article/north-koreas-got-a-big-crystal-meth-problem

Comment?

>>728326149
I kek'd. Best kek I've had in a while

>>728326222
Who took the permission of recording this!? I'm reporting this to the North Korean army!

>>728326244
Google Play is a myth. We got our own Play, indeed.

>>728326247
Aren't you believing on capitalists websites...

>>728326370
So on your own play store, what are the prices?

>>728325653
Anyeong OP, who's your favourite artist?

>>728327531
Since we live in a socialist state, everything on our own Play Store is free!!!
>>728327939
Kim Il-Sung, he created a beautiful opera: North Korea.

>>728325653
이름이 뭐예요 ?

>>728325653
I heard the camps there are nice during the winter.

>>728328311
Where can I buy his album, Mr. Gook?

>>728326023
First message says have you eaten
Reply says yes

>>728325653
Open a thread on /pol/ so that the flag can prove you're actually in North Korea.

>>728328365
마르코.
>>728328394
They are, for capitalists.
>>728328436
By visiting North Korea.

>>728326149
How are you having internet without having electricity? Or is the the Grorious Reader I'm speaking with?

>>728325653
Sup admin. How's funnyjunk?

>>728328583
This > >>728326149
>>728328595
What?

is it really as bad as people say it is?

also do you really have a cave full of unicorns and a cure for aids and cancer?

what are the laws on weed there

>>728325653
Do you believe that Kim jong un is the most amazing human being to ever grace the world? Cause I think he is one step above god with nothing above our glorious leader.

Do they tell you the truth about the Holohoax in North Korea?

>>728328525
That's a pretty white name my dude
My koreans pretty limited but ty for some practice

>>728328663
North Korea is a fantastic place with joy and pride. Unicorns are a myth. And yes, we're developing a cure for cancer. PRAISE NORTH KOREA!
Weed is legal.
>>728328724
God doesn't exist. Kim Jong-Un is the supreme.
>>728328741
Yes.

>>728325653
how many time u eat in a month

Can you deny lolocaust in your glorious country?

>>728325653
Sup Kim?

>>728328859
I get 3 meals per day.
>>728328886
We have our own laws about that.
>>728328983
I'm not Kim.

>>728329089
Fuck off Kim. North Korea has an intranet, not an internet. Last time the network was mapped there was one exit node in Pyongyang and it forwarded packets to China.

>>728329089
>We have our own laws about that.
So do they say that you can deny it?

>>728328853
God does exist you fucking autistic nigger and Kim Jong-Un is above him! While the Western world has been infested with capitalism satanism. Our glorious leader will take back the world from this threat. Just look at Korea! It is Paradise on Earth! I'm so grateful for Kim Jong-Un it makes me tear up with happiness.

>>728329186
I'm not Kim, again. Bullshit.
>>728329190
Yes.
>>728329226
Prove me that God exists.

You can post itt only if your country has an embassy in Best Korea

>>728329311
Kim Jong-Un exists silly that's proof enough. Then some.

>>728325653
exactly how gay is Kim Jong Un and his faggot dads? They take it in the ass from the leader of china don't they?

>>728325653
what would happen if trump attacks your country?

>>728329521
This is a lie. Western capitalism has rotten your brain.

>>728325653
Is Kim Jung really the world's greatest actor and golfer?

>>728329557
He would be destroyed. This would never happen because the west is afraid of us. They would have destroyed us already if they could but our glorious leader will protect his people and the paradise he has created!

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>>728329663
The only reason the rest of the world won't allow him to play with the pros is because he is leaps and bounds better than them. The sport would be destroyed because his skill are impassible.

>>728325653
Why are you calling it North Korea and not The Democratic People's Republic of Korea?

>>728330014
Is the democratic supposed to be an irony?

>>728329836
Your insults only hurt you when the west feels the hot iron of Korea flatten you and the capitalism you worship.

>>728330014
Op isnt really who he says he is.

>>728330154
It's the name of the country. You should know that.

>>728330310
You may also just call it Korea.

What's up with your guys programming. Whenever I tune in to your television signals you guys are always playing old war movies?

>>728325653
Is it true that most people in North Korea have a great many STDs, especially those currently in the Army?

>>728329822
you must be joking if NK attack japan and or south korea in any way your country would bombed into oblivion. not to mention the only reason the us and nato hasnt done so with nuclear weapons is that if that happend fallout would be massive making it in not safe to live in for years to come.