Checkmate, cutfags.

>>728301147

As a femnon, i can tell you that having an abnormally large dickhole isnt something to be bragging about

>>728301513
That's not abnormally large, the right is abnormally small.

>>728301513
tits or gtfo

>>728301513
Show me your tits bitch

>>728301513

tits or gtfo

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Woah guys thats no way to talk to a grill


>>728301739
>>728301742
>>728301760

>>728301859
I will rape this bitch IRL

>>728301513
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I replied because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

well the only reason to circumslice a penis is to make it harder to fap since a foreskin is technicaly a free flleshlight ^- ^

>>728301960
kys

>>728301650
Naw dude.

Hi guys

>>728301960
kek

>>728301513
1. You're not a femanon
2. You're clearly a cutfag.
3. It's not 'abnormally large' it's normal size. This is what you are BORN with.
4. Fuck off

>>728301992
newfag don't respond to baitt

>smegma
Checkmate fags

>>728301960

>>not_sure_if_cringe_or_bait.jpg

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>>728302120
How's the little boy cock taste, Rabbi?

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>>728301992
Welcome to 4 chins you fucking noob

>>728301147
Stick a twig in it!

>>728301986
that is true

Gonna get circumcised in a week should I cancel?

>>728302407
yes

>>728301859
Ohh.. it's summer, isn't it.

Anyway, as a cutfag, my urethra is normal. Sooo.. wtf?

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>>728302407

Do it and be a good goy.

>>728301147
yeah he just looks like a perpetually flaccid fag who docks

>>728301960

fuck my sides

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>>728302538

>normal

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>>728301513
>As a femnon
>Totally not a mad cutfag jew

>>728301739
>>728301742
>>728301760
>>728301859
>>728301960

Lurk moar

>>728302147
>>728301960
Either way, He's a Cuck, thats for sure

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>>728301513

Okay you guys this is me

Real question: is this restricted urine flow the reason some guys have LOUD piss streams and some guys have quieter, normal ones?

I'm cut and have a normal/quiet piss stream. But at work, some dudes' pissing sounds are almost deafeningly loud. I'm jealous of how powerful their piss comes out. Does that mean they're uncut?

>>728303123
why do americans have such white teeth?

is bleaching mandatory for anyone over the age of 18?

>>728302407
unless you have a serious medical issue related to foreskin (like phimosis), then yes.

>>728303123
>zEJr0x9.webm
>http://imgur.com/gallery/zEJr0x9

you literally downloaded that webm from imgur
tits or gtfo

>>728303282
uncutfag here, when i piss it sounds like someone is dumping a cup of water in the toilet. if anything, a smaller hole should create a faster stream.

>>728303423
tbh even mild phimosis isnt a good reason to get circumsized.

Until the age of about 14 i had phimosis (but i could pee fine). I gradually kept pulling it back over a week and moisturising and a week or so later my dick was normal. But yeah if you cant piss straight because of your foreskin get that shit cut.

also >mfw touching the head of my penis for the first time in 14 years hoooooooooooly shit it was so sensitive it almost hurt

>>728303572
I don't know if it comes out faster or slower that I'm cut. All I know is my stream sounds pussy compared to some guys' loud and powerful streams

>>728303282
some people piss directly into the water, while others aim to the porcelain

>>728303736
At my most powerful, aimed directly into the water, I am not nearly as loud as some people I hear. All I want to know is if this means they are probably uncut

>>728303830
Theyre probably uncut fam

Take a picture of your pee hole/ piss stream and we'll compare

>>728303830
Do you peel your foreskin back while you piss? foreskin tends to slow down the stream and thus making less sound while piss hits the water

who wanna penis that look like a burrito

Peter North shoots ropes, I'm with him

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>>728304582
> the british on average have better dental health than americans

get rekt burger

>>728303830
Drink more water

>>728301147
What more caughts my eye is the mutilated right one looks so dried up and probably desensitized.

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>>728304837
Justice was served today.

>being a non jewish/muslim cutfag
>not restoring your foreskin

>>728305022
Yeah no shit they lose sensitivity over time mostly because they rub against shitty underwear

>>728304070
Lololol no there's a hole at the end. Extends normally to about where ops picture shows.

>>728304837
then why do you all look like you could eat an apple through a picket fence?
in a few more generations, britain will be nothing but buck-toothed muslims. your awful teeth in those smelly heathens' mouths will be the only evidence you and yours ever existed on that island.
get rekt and cucked, spotted dick eater.

>>728301513
fuck off cutfag

>>728307979
stay mad at your parents for saddling you with that gross, cheesy windsock, you unhygienic, knuckle-walking penis jockey.

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>>728301859
that guy is a level 34 butt wizard. his powers include buttfucking, anal sex, and ass humping.

We brush our teeth with a 50/50 mixture play sand and elmer's glue.

>>728303419
its called brushing

Women prefer cut dicks. It's a fact. Sorry you are stuck with a stank cock that women laugh about.

>>728303040
fuckin newfag...

>>728309985
Lmao.

no.

>>728310294
haha, ya.

watch big brother. a guy admitted he was uncut. He paraded around and did side by side comparisons. women asked to see it because they had never seen one.

NO ONE had a positive reaction to what they saw.

>>728301960
>smoking out all the newfags in the thread.

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>>728310463
Didn't see that, don't care.

more like this image.
and life experience

>be me
>uncut
>me and gf are about to have sex for the first time
>my penis is a pretty decent size, about 7.3 on a good day
>she see's it
>"woah anon... it looks different"
>i say "you mean normal?"
>she says "why does it have extra skin"
>give her a full on explanation of the jews and circumcision
>she giggles
>I then proceed to fuck her to the point where she had 8 orgasms in the span of a minute

pros of foreskin:
>build in gliding mechanism
>masturbation feels like sex if you get the grip right
>when it pulls back as you enter a pussy, it feels as if a god was sucking your cock

cons:
>if you don't take a shower at least every 2 days, your dick will stink

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>>728301960

>>728310948
>8 orgasms in the span of a minute
you keep telling yourself this..

>>728310948
>>masturbation feels like sex if you get the grip right

this. If you manage to figure it out it's like heaven. I can recommend holding your hand upside down but it's annoying if done wrong

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>>728301960
Smokecheck!

>>728301147
The urine gets everywhere with prepuce, you can even have phimosis and urine will get underneath there.
Urine does keep the penis healthy cause it keeps bacteria at low numbers because of it's ph given by uric acid mainly.

>>728309096
Teeth still discolor. I brush my teeth 3 times a day and still get yellow teeth.
Bleaching often is not good for your teeth.

>>728302719
Made me laugh

>>728301992
>>728302147
>>728303048
Fucking new fags. They not even trolling.

>>728301147
Better than have to deal with benjo string problem.

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>>728301147
you win

>>728314497
What banjo string problem. The banjo string is the best thing about a foreskin. It's like the male clit

>>728301513
raus, jewess

>>728314647
Until it snaps, then you should know how painful it can be.

>>728312393
stop drinking coffee or tea

>>728301147
Nice faked medical image. Your fingernail looks awesome.

>>728302553
Did you know other people besides the USA can look at things?

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>>728301147
I've said it before and I'll say it again. no one is obsessed with dicks more than the insecure circumcised dick owner.

>>728315034
whoops 2 high 2 post. meant uncircumcised

>>728314868
I tore mine twice, doesn't hurt that much when you're fucking, hurts after. Still feels epic though.

>>728315034
>>728315110
Yet here you are

>>728314936
What exactly is faked about it anon?

For gut guys, a good way to keep your sensitivity is the moisturize your penis every day.

>>728315717
This is probably good advice.

Cut fags will never have the satisfaction of pinching the tip of their foreskin and pissing, filling it up like a balloon. Checkmate.

>>728315341
Real talk here, you must never fuck when there's a cut on any part of your penis. Unless you want std or worse hiv.

>>728316126
Yeah ordinarily I'd agree but me and the missus were virgins and still together 17 years later so it's not really a concern to me.

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>be me
>Uncircumcised
>21 year old
> they explained me what was the procedure
> basically peel off my toruk makto
>having normal sex life, but yet I saw girls were not that attracted to my dick
>A doctor uncle explained me why its safer, cleaner and more aesthetic appealing having it circumcised
>why not, I do not Live in the U.S and I can do it for free. CAUSE MY HEALTHCARE DOESN'T SUCK.
>1 month of ultra pain in the dick cause of the operation
>after it went living in Italy, girls love it and they don't stop sucking my dick.

Girls prefer it circum, its cleaner, and better.

>>728301147
the skin grew back on his thumb.

>>728301147
be cut or uncut. only faggot care for other dudes dicks.

>>728316950
>his

>>728302147
If you aren't sure, then get the fuck out.

it is cleaner though, less STDs chances btw, but yes the smell part is true

>>728317021
>on /b/
>uses faggot like its an insult

>>728316881
This

>>728310948
>Cum
>Still hard
>GF runs her finger in a circle around tip under foreskin
>Literally the meaning of life

>>728314907
no

>>728307203
>restoring
There's no such thing. You can stretch your skin all you want, but you cannot restore severed nerves

>>728309985
Piss weak bait, son.

Women get smegma too if they dont wash their cunts.

Also, cutfags still get smegma.

>>728301513
>Femanon
Hahaha

This is a male anon who got so upset that he resorted to the only option he could think of and pretend to be a Femanon.

While circumcised fags can only ejaculate 1 tpbs per second, us uncut gags can ejaculate 3 tpbs per second.

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>>728301960
ohoho i havent seen this in a long time, thanks anon

>>728303123
Dodger is such a cutie

>>728318578
> cutfags still get smegma
>this is what skinknobs actually believe

>>728302017
lol yes bitch he's right

//eurofag

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>>728303123
You are an excellent tranny!

>>728316881
Weak bait

Fucking retards in here. Where I live its fucking normal to be uncut, we're educated sophisticated peeps, we are taught to wash our dick like the sophisticated humans we are.
And ours look like a good dick should look. not the dried out 25 year past use date shriveled up dick. Have fun with all your cut dicks.

>>728312393
Have you ever considered using toothpaste when you brush? Wacky idea, I know, but hey, you never know.

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>>728301960
I pissed myself. This was good

>>728318578
>Cutfags get snegma
Please be bait

>>728302120
you can wash that shit off if you're not a complete fucking degenerate. I'm a cutfag and I hate this shit. I hate my parents and this dumbass culture for doing this to me.

>>728301147
I'm not jewish enough to slice my penis for the lack of "hygiene" reasons they stigmatize you with

>>728301859
thanks Anon…
this pic explained for me whats that shit with the freestyle teacher is about

>>728302553
Moral of the story, there were Polish death camps

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>>728301960

>>728323938
It's not bait, sometimes if you have a grower type penis or if they fuck up circumcision especially as a kid theres still something like a foreskin that doesnt cover your penis all the way when its flaccid that can accumulate smegma. Of course it wont be as much as someone who's uncircumcised but it still happens.

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>>728301147
can you stuff your finger under your skin? no, you have no skin.

>>728325169
Dafuq does that even mean

>>728303621
First time I got a blowjob I almost slapped my girl for licking it, that shit is unconfortable as fuck without the skinm

>>728303552
No shit it's downloaded you fucking retard.

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>>728301147
mfw i made this thread whilst eating my breakfast and it's still going

you fellas are too easy to bait. stop obsessing over your dicks so much

>>728325819
KEK

How the shit is this thread still here from this morning????

>>728303123
I still dont see tits

>>728301147
this is such bullshit. Not accurate at all. I'm cut, not by fucking choice mind you, and mine looks normal. Fuck off.

>>728325754
Heh, sucks to be you, felt glorious for me

>>728326253
>look at this
>>728326253

>>728301147
Only on 4chan or other equally circlejerk websites does anyone care about other people's penises.

>>728301739
>>728301742
>>728301760

Same fagging so hard...

>>728302147
Welcome

>>728301960
I lost my shit in public reading this classic.

>>728303282
Loud pisser here

I would guess it has more to do with bladder size/pressure than anything. Or maybe a narrow urethra is what causes the high pressure that causes that... I'm cut with a very average dick, probably even below average when it's soft. Back in school it always took me longer to piss than it did for the rest of the boys at the urinals next to me. Like, way longer.

The only thing that doesn't add up is the fact that my cumshots have always been pretty low powered.

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>>728325918
never underestimate the power of a cut vs uncut thread my friend

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>>728303282
Uncut here, I got accused of having a horse dick once when pissing on a tree
>tfw I'm average as fuck

>>728301513
>as a femanon
yeah get ure poos circumsized first

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>>728328228
You're not alone buddy. This guy claims to have the biggest penis in the world.

They did an x-ray of it and it turns out 95% of it is actually foreskin lmao

this is one case where i think circumcision is acceptable

>>728328812
Haha, they couldn't see my dick, just see the stream, nobody would mistake my dick for a horsedick, foreskin or no.

>>728301147
You need to find something far more interesting to be smug about.

>>728302147
oldest fucking pasta in the book

>>728301960
You mean like two weeks ago when we had to hold your hand and explain you step by step why Trump won and Bernie is shit candidate? It's productive for you when you suck our knowledge like an horny progressive.

>>728302407

>need lube to jerk off
>lose sensitivity
>dick dries up
>increased chance of erectile dysfunction

Yea go for it

Oh you and your meatus.

>>728301960
kek, who are you quoting, I read this somewhere

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>>728329154
Please go away

>>728329578
see >>728329761

>>728329578
>2. I'm Brian.
hes quoting brian m8

My dick is cut. I'm happy with it. Whether yours is cut or not, if you're happy with it then who gives a shit? Why does everyone get so heated debating cocks?

Problem is the cut guy ia using his toe instead of his thumb to put pressure on it and open the slit.

>>728302120
>washing
Checkmate cutfag/jew/muslim/yank

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>>728301960

>>728301513
1. you are correct. uncut fags are gross
2. shut your fucking mouth you inferior idiot.

>>728329942
Because of how it's done anon. We aren't talking about people who chose to get a tattoo but babies who were tattoed at birth, which funnily enough is not legal.

>>728310463
thats america for you

>>728301147
NO FUCKING WAY! are you telling me uncut guys ALL have enormous cock holes? that is fucking disgusting. being uncut should be a death penalty offense.

HEY IM circumcised AND HAVE A HUGE DICK HOLE

>>728312393
Teeth ain't meant to be white....

>>728303419
we brush our teeth twice a day, and american toothpaste comes in whitening flavors also.

circumcision needs to be legally mandated, btw

>>728316038
This

>>728326253
ummm wait. which one looks normal to you???

i'm cut and #1 looks fucking animal and bizarre.

>>728327162
AKA right-wing, white power sites.

>>728301147
Salty cause your dick is ugly

>>728325268
it means exactly what it says, fucking dumb cunt.

>>728330309
neither are americans. but oh well!!!!

>>728330480
not everyone is under 16. please explain your slang term, bieber.

>>728301147
i'm circumsized and i've got a big ass dickhole.

pro tip: ask a girl to stick her tongue in your dickhole its very weird and not really pleasurable at all

>>728330521
Way to get upset. Wtf is the context, wtf are you talking to?

>>728330589
It's not is it, nfi why guys sound.

>>728330589
pro-tip: if your dickhole is that big, make sure you never have kids because we are trying to ease your particularly mutation out of the gene pool

>>728330690
2late my kids have bigass dickholes too

>>728330589
Ilove it when a girl sticks her tongue in there, feels fucking great, I like sounding too

>>728310790
also bleechan said she prefered uncut yesterday

>>728330772
eh?

>>728330634
please avoid nigger and/or teenager slang (such as "dafuq") unless you want people to mock you.

>>728330690
read what mutation is

good goy keep cutting off penises in the name of the jew agenda

>>728330811
lmao fuccin roasted em fam

>>728330811
Ohh I feel thoroughly mocked, now - wtf were you talking to? Your post made 0 sense

>>728330634
Pic is of guy sticking finger in foreskin, you ask what does it mean, it means you can't do that if you have no foreskin.

>>728330869
Posted in reply to a guy with a foreskin...

>>728301147
Didn't you mean:
>checkmate, jewfags.

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>>728330332
>circumcision needs to be legally mandated, btw

>>728330982
you make no sense. any way, have a nice friday. i like sounding too

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>>728301147
Nice cherry picked duo of photos. I'm cut and mines the same size as the uncut one in the picture.

>>728316881
Nope

>>728331297
Congrats, that is the normal state of a penis - not all cut guys are as lucky as you.

>>728312393

You might be brushing too hard, your teeth are generally yellow it's the enamel that gives it its white appearance.

>>728331440
That may be, but pictures like that are retarded. Cherry picking should automatically invalidate the claim. That kind of thing, among others, aren't set in stone. Genetics causes all kinds of variables. So it's ignorant to say shit like "X is like this and all Y are like that". People that spread this type of fuckery are part of the problem. Bait or not there are people that will take it seriously.

>>728331969
You do realise cherry picked picture or not your dickhole would be bigger if you were uncut? Your piss hole gets closed some by the development of protective layers because it lacks an outer layer.

>>728301960
luhmao

>>728330863
what the fuck was i talking to, you ask? i was talking to you. about how you used nigger/youth slang including "dafuq" then got outraged when someone mocked you.

>>728331297
cut or uncut, if your dickhole is is big as the first pic, commit suicide. thats disgusting.

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>>728301513

YOU KNOW THE RULES WHORE! TITS OR GTFO!

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>>728332431
Who the fuck, you're on the internet anon. Do you visit other countries and complain because you can't understand?

>100% outraged

>>728301147
Ewww why is the right dick so fucking dry?

Is that what american dicks look like?

Discusting..... Ewww...

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>>728301147

WHY DO AMERGUNS MUTILATE THEIR DICKS?!?!?!

They don't mutilate any other parts of their body so why the hell they have to to mutilate their dicks. And they are proud of it! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

>>728333065
It's just something that started happening. Kinda like how brits stopped brushing their teeth and visiting the dentist. Or allowing shitskin refugees run their country.

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>>728301960

God I love this pasta<333

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>>728301960
this fucking copypasta