what the fuck did I just buy /b?

>>728300339
Bad quality weed

>>728300339
Mexican brick weed

>>728300339
mulch

looks like some dank kush

>>728300339
Holy shit that shake is straight from 1970

>>728300339
the worst weed i've seen plus literal grass

>>728300339
I see bits of parsley in there

Dead weed

>>728300339
I don't even think that it's weed dude

>>728300339
You bought somebody's trash, essentially.
You know, the little buds, stem, and shake that nobody wants. Yeah, that's what you bought.

guess op's pusher had fun this time

>>728300339
Grass clippings.

>>728300339
Some weed buds in there. green stuff is what I suspect to be clippings. Either way don't buy that crap again

>>728300339
Maybe you can make butter weed....?

>>728300339
thanks man, now im happy with my stuff

>>728300339
bait

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you fellas saying i got ripped?

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>tfw getting this delivered to me right now

mexican ditch weed + oregano

>>728300339
That shit looks worse than the 5 usd bags with 10 grams we get here.

>>728300339
this appears to be what you get when you don't have a regular, trustworthy source and must rely on "whatever you can get"...the struggle is real lmao

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>>728300339
I wouldnt smoke that if someone paid me

>>728300339
you bought about an 8th of ancient weed from 1997 combined with grocery store herbs.

Let's see here...
Looks like someone cleaned out their lawnmower, mixed in with some random dirt from the base of a pine tree, and then through in some seeds from the bottom of the shittiest bag of weed they'd ever bought. Either that or a big old pile of sage.

>>728300722
LOL THIS

They sold you shit weed and some delicious pizza topping!

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OP here
paid about the equivalent of 11 USD

I've bought shit like that before, sometimes everybody in town is dry and you gotta take what you can get. You got a bunch of shake but its still smokable. Pick the seeds out and roll a blunt with it, it wont roll a good joint or be any good in a bowl. Thats gonna hit harsh bec. its dry as fuck. Itll still get you high unless you have been smoking lots of kush lately.

Just hope you didnt pay too much for it.

>>728300706
All those fucking seeds.
Better replant them and grow your own weed.

>>728300339
That's about the worst quality of weed possible with shake, stems and seeds, maybe even mold in the buds. If you have some sort of activated charcoal filter you can give it a try, might get you a little bit high at least but it won't be pleasant.

>>728300339
looks to me like its oregano.

my hemp tea looks better than this shite.
but there is only one way to find out, smoke it.

check these dubs

>>728300899
OP again
im in india, i don't even know what kush looks like.

Just buy buds you fucken nimwats

>>728300506
Its not even shake... look closely, that is literally grass.

>>728300339
parsley and beef jerky

>>728300884
if this pic is your shit then you got a nice lil deal

If you only have the one of the original post you got kinda fucked over

>>728300884
this looks way better than the pic in the OP.

>>728301240
kush is just a street name for good weed.

there are strains with " kush" in it. but in the end of the day weed looks like weed.

>>728301634
its leaves and trim mostly.
the brown stuff are buds.

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gonna roll this bitch
would /b smoke that?

>>728300378
This just really bad weed

>>728300419
kek

>>728301693
well, both of them came from the same guy on different days

>>728300884
Curry nigger

>>728301718
TAKE OUT THE UNSMOKABLE STUFF FOR CHRISTS SAKE...

And no, no way... I get this shit for free, basically as much as I want...

>>728301772
Bruh, only smoke the long bud, fuck that shake stuff...

>>728300378
Doesn't look like a weed

>>728301718

If you're just baiting good job,
otherwise don't, that shit looks really old, it would probably burn your throat since it's dry as a desert and given that it's discoloured and seriously old it could have some mould which would possibly leave you with a chest infection or worse...

>>728301834
you shouldve gone for "street-shitting nigger"
more catchy

>>728301847
>>728301958
i like trying new things

>>728300339
a gardening starter kit.

>>728302006
>>728302039
>>728302061
>>728302083
>>728302102
got something with a penis?

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You should be happy you got such low quality weed, you don't want to turn into a stoner faggot who thinks its cool to smoke 28% THC hydro.
I've not smoked weed for 5 years after being a heavy smoker, feels good.
Being a stoner is the worst kind of degeneracy.
Prove me wrong

>protip - you can't
>b b bu but i smoke every day and i earn 70k a year and have 2 houses

>>728300339
Fucking tea leaves

>>728300339
hermie shake and a few dead buds for color

>>728302207
pretty sure there are way worse things than smoking weed every day.
although i dont recommend it.

>>728302207

lol, I agree you're a degenerate if you do it daily,
but there's nothing wrong with moderation, if you want to smoke once or twice a week as opposed to drinking it's definitely not so bad.

Just remember, not everyone is you, and with that in mind not everybody will smoke themselves degenerate although I will admit that too many people do, but if you'd smoke that shit quality bud you're probably a bit of a weed fiend already and as such fall into the ranks of those you're trying to insult.

>>728301961
Curry cunt street shitter

>>728300339
Oregano and wood shavings

>>728300339
Haha why did you buy that???

ITT bunch of underage fags talking shit about smoking pot daily
Fuck you all weedoos

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OP again
shit that came out of one joint's worth of stuff.
Bout to blaze this dankness 420 erryday kush

cut grass and dirt. You fucking mongoloid.

>>728300339

Prensa con chala.

its a fucking phoenix, light it on fire to rebirth it from its ashes

>>728302704
pa pa l'americano

>>728302672
now there's no need to be rude

>>728300339
what you bought is called thai weed ... its just mixed with some green junk to brighten up the color... dont lisen to the noobs the thai is accually nice weed to smoke with hash .... just the mixing part is a fail ask the guy you bought it from why he mixed leaf junk into it it with ...

>>728302853

let em continue to swim down that Egyptian river...

>>728302880
>>728300339
thai is brown its the tops ... just remove all the green inbetween it awway ... thai has loads of seeds you need to remove those to

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Why don't you kids put some good National Socialism in your bongs and smoke it?

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>>728300339
>mfw I have my medicinal card in canada.

Looks like someone sold you grass clippings

>>728302994
could you post someone cuter?
give the lads a good wank yeah?

>>728300339
oregano with raid

>>728300339
looks like grass, brick weed, and what appears to be kernels from some sort of herb.

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tastes like fertilizer and coal soot

>>728302880
>>728302969
the best thai has red fibers on them :P but noob sellers normally take those off befor..... if its good thai its realy strong doh

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>>728302207
>Worst kind of degeneracy.
Posts on 4chan about degeneracy.

Hypocrit

>>728303336
yeah thai dun taste good but gets you high as fuck ... just dont crush it !! take all seeds out.

>>728301634

speak for yourself, shake is awesome getting all that kief and pre-grinded debris at the bottom of a bag is easy and gets me high.

>>728303336
let me see the smoke part of your joint so i can see where your at

>>728302207
>Hey Mike dude, haven't seen you in a while, what's up ?
>Hey Brad, not much, been chasing that promotion at the insurance company, what've you been doing ?
>Aw dude just got that Ice strain yesterday, it's really good.
>Still woking in Wallmart ?
>Yeah...
>Manager or ?
>nah still store clerk
>ok cya

>>728303500
>>728303538
she nasty

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>>728303336
LMAO bruh

Don't smoke that shit holy fuck just grow your own weed if THAT is the best you can find.

>>728303579
Brad remained a store clerk for his intire life..

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>>728302207

i found a way to make lower quality shit-posts than what you made, except people can't miss hte sarcasm in mh post.

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>>728303579
No offense but your autism just peaked

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>>728303519
whatchu mean "smoke part"?

>>728300339
Looks like someone spilt oregano all over their roast beef

>>728303650
its not the best i CAN get, but occasional turf smoking doesnt hurt right?

Some 1996 Bobby browns quality weed dude. Go kick your dealer in the fucking cunt

>>728302812
Rip me off and get deported, el fucking gringo ain't kidding.

>b-b-but I was born here and I have my citizenship

I don't fucking care. You will have two options: Anchorage or Santa Rosalia. Choose wisely

>>728304048
wat

>>728304048
im sorry but my humor palette is not refined enough to comprehend first world comedy.

>>728304083
How is that not fucking clear?

>>728300339
industrial weed mate
1/10 - wouldn't smoke

>>728304141
>palette

What the fuck is this polish gibberish?

>>728303579
/thread

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>>728300706
Is that Robbie Rotten in the top right?

>>728303496
Look closely at the picture...

IT IS NOT WEED, ITS FUCKING GRASS IN THERE AS WELL...
Like, actual grass like on the windows xp wallpaper

>>728300339
Oh fucking hell dude. Thank you for the wave of nostalgia you've just blessed me with, because I haven't seen weed that shitty since I was 16 and dying for a puff. Do not bother smoking it, you spend the first half hour picking out seeds and stems and shit, and if you even get a mild buzz off of it you'll know it's been dipped with something. Dump it, never buy from that person again, move on.

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btw, while we're all having friendly international banter, can someone suggest sites or torrents of this lady's porn scenes?
Kathleen white i think

OP once again,
gotta say my negroes,
im a bit discombobulaed, but that could just be the dogshit mixed in the grass

>>728304368
its my mom

>>728304669
Aww....bro... C'mon man, you're better than that. And even if you think you're not, surely it's better to work towards becoming a better person. A better person with access to better weed. Now dump that shit nigga.

>>728302207
dumb faggot copypasta lol

if anyone is still here i would like to thankyou all for having a session with me. you faggots are fun.
maybe i'll come back. goodbye
(yes,im a virgin)

>>728303804
the back ... you put in your mouth

>>728300339
that is dirt, grass in varying stages of decay and marijuana seeds/stems. hope you didn't toke on that, it'll just taste bad

>>728305104
bit late m8.
would you like me to roll another?

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you can see from the joint where someone is from

>>728300706
Yes. Definitely. Completely. Utterly. You've been lead down the primrose path my ol' china.

>>728304866
>mfw that is genuinely the most belief anyone has ever had in me

we Dutch ( amsterdam) use filter tips with our joints... americans use roach clips... and burn there lips... ( we wonder why )
>>728305155
yeah dude ... keep rolling

>>728305219
that is unfortunate.

>>728305036
don't come back till you can blend into the rest of us anons, you shitskin hindu nigger.
>lurk sum

>>728305250
better than a .....kys faggot.... reply hahaha .... you got fans

>>728305316
>rest of us anons

ok

>>728305316
he white not the right color .... dimwit

>>728301998
Grow your own then
Gets the best quality and the best price plus it's a nice hobby

>>728305183
Option 1 needs to get their shit together, trying to smoke some weed up in this bitch, not hold together a shit-tacular joint that's "pudgy" in the middle and anorexic on either end. Option 2 looks promising, we call them E.Hondas in my circle (cause they're short, fat, and pack a punch). Option 3 is the real choice though, because I'm just so gosh darned hood. I ride for my negros, I die for my negros. And so on.

>>728303689
I can confirm. This look like shit. Probably shit

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unless he is this dude ... im purdy sure he aint black

>>728305495
im a 19yo engineering student bruh
i cant even sort my own laundry

>>728305581
dun worry mom can handel that

>>728305575
would you like to see sum skin bois :)

>>728305314
Happens to the best of us guv, best not to dwell on it. Take the lesson and carry on, before you know it you'll be passing the advice on.

>>728303010
You know she is Russian?

>>728305672
>>728303804

>>728305634
maybe she can teach you some spelling while she's at it because yours obviously failed to achieve that.

negro

>>728305250
Dubs of truth my son. Let their wisdom and life experiences guide you. Trust in the dubs.

>>728305785
yeah i know,
think of me as a lightskinned nigga if you decide to fap tonight while thinking of me.

>>728300339
I love weed but i wouldn't even smoke that if someone paid me to do it.

>>728305821
i speak 7 langs and english is not my native tounge .... lets see you do better in a forren lang

>>728305929
what if i gave you a lil' blowie?

>>728305947
english is my 2nd language too fuckboi
im a street-shitter remember?

>>728305947
Parle tu français putain de déchet?

>>728305929
thai used to be a hype back in the hippy days people loved it

>>728306057
"do you speak french --then prolly something rude"

>>728305581
Im a 21 engineering student and sorting your laundry is irrelevant, I just throw everything in the wardrobe
But I still got pretty dank weedo, actually had never better before
It seems to be a pretty common hobby since I've got a friend that studies different engineering that started to grow independent from me

>>728305947
>>728306054
>>728306057
in Holland we learn dutch and english at 6 8 starts german and 12 frensh ... mandetory ...so kids start study with 4 languages

>>728306101
As tu vraiment pris le temps d'apprendre 7 langues mais tu parle même pas français. Arrête donc de mentir sur internet.

>>728306076
idc, this is 2017 i only smoke fat kush buds without any stems, seeds or leaves.

>>728306258
google translate dude

>>728306258
alright fine.
i learned a bit of french in jr. high, and ive forgotten .
you are the linguistic master. congratulations
im glad we had this insightful debate.

Wacky Tobaccy

I love living in everett

>>728306333
Fuck off ostie de mange marde traduit donc sa sur google si sa fait du criss de sense maudit anglais marde qui se pense intélligent

>>728306258
yeah i do but i never speak it ... in my defence im an old fag... i had time to learn all 7

>>728306349
I just wanted to call out this faggot on speaking 7 languages. If you speak 7 languages and french isn't one of them, end yourself.

>>728306375
ça

>>728306387
hey you still caught up and had a bit of a chuckle on the way i imagine. thats all i want.
a bit of smile on that face

>>728306446
Ta probablement raison mais jmen caliss pas mal

>>728306508
just telling you i do speak just chose not to awncer you

>>728306575
Well you just did

suddenly baguette

>>728306598
I'm going back in burger mode don't worry

>>728300339
old weed

>>728306593
Fait toi clancher putain d'idiot

>213 replies, 68 posters
>someone just smoking shit grass
it was a good day

>>728306502
All anyone can ask for I suppose.

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>>728306598
Give this guy a column

>>728300339
Congrats dude that is quite literally the worst weed I've ever seen. All that nasty bag shake that's just pieces of shredded leaves stems and seeds, some "buds" that have no green in them are are shit-brown. God damn i would buy that just to say I have the worst weed in the world. There is no way you're going to avoid a massive headache from smoking that shwag.

>>728300339
>Reply
Clearly no crystals - fuck that shit!

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i know this is a troll thread but i laughed out loud at the pics
thanks OP.
hope you get that dank kush forreal
happy smoking
>mfw having possibly my last wake n bake on earth because syria

>>728300706
Yeah it's like the end of that Cypress Hill tune.. You got seeds, you put em in the ground man, you grow it. 50lbs of weed, in your pocket!

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>>728303579
>tfw I am Brad..

>>728300339
KEK
that spic threw some potting soil in there and ripped you off

Hey guys I'm trying to get good at rolling, would tobacco be a good idea to use to practice since it's cheap?

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>>728300378
Thats grass you moron and this is a b8 thread

>>728300339
cow shit

>>728309421
Tobacco doesn't roll like weed. Smoke the good shit fuck tobacco

>>728300339
Breakfast

Arizona flatbush

>>728309543
Ah, so just wait till I have weed to roll with?

>>728310794
yes

>>728302207
You're not wrong. I'm 6 months clean

>>728309421
Just buy a dutch and use the same tobacco to roll with. It doesn't roll completely the same but it's better than trying with weed and spilling or wetting it. Also big thing. Make sure you take out ALL the stems when switching to weed. Nobody likes stem holes.

>>728300339
moulded weed, male cannabis leaves and seeds mixed together

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Le Durban Poison. <3

>>728300339
Oregano

>>728300339
Trim, seeds and brick.

>>728300339
Looks like a handfull of grass plucked from the backyard yesterday

>>728301240
Wait. Hold up. How long are you in India for, and why? No exact info, just roughly.

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fucking hell you guys smoke some absolute bollocks

>>728312212
19 years
i was born here

>>728305183
these all look horrible

t. eurocunt who rolls teh dankest tobacco weed mix joints with ocb slim papes

>>728312407
Ah, a'ight, have some /b/ros in India atm for work shit, figured one of them got something close to weed and wanted to share with the internet. Carry on, but seriously man, get some decent weed, I always heard it grows like crazy over there.

>>728305183
AHAHAHHAHAHA

you fucking serious bro?

>>728312732
you heard wrong ma boy
hash scenes are big though i guess

>>728312986
you'd do that too if you could.
don't lie

>>728312898
Goddamn it, can't there be just one country in the world that has fantastic weed growing everywhere for everyone? Just one? Put borders around it, rig it with fucking landmines, whatever, but to know there's at least one out there would give my battered old heart hope.

>>728312898
Also, get you some good hash and trip balls in the desert. Cause that's just a life defining experience.

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>>728300339
Little bit of weed mixed with oregano and a tad of garlic.

>>728313301
there's a fine line between life defining and potentially lethal

>>728313193
also, won't legalization allow it to be grown legally....like cigars or something idk

>>728300339
seriously shitty weed
>implying this costs more than $5 an o

>>728313356
is that how americans season their steak?

>>728313496
I view weed as that last forbidden treat. Let's, for argument's sake, say you're a kid again, and you have sweets in the house, and say your mum says "Nah, not for you", you'll be like "oh ok" but in your head you can already taste those little bastards, you've decided you're getting some of those fucking sweets. So you work out when she won't be in the room, figure out which one to take that won't get you caught, go for it, and enjoy that sweet sweet taste of forbidden victory. And then you're sitting at the dinner table and your mum knows full and fucking well you took some, but you've been quiet around the house and all that so she lets it slide. Am I making sense right now? I've been awake for nearly three days. Insomnia is a bitch.

>>728314687
do you need a hug?

>>728313384
Pfft, you need to blur the living fuck outta that line. It is only in those perilous, heartstopping moments to we truly realize what is precious to us. Also, it's pretty neat way to spend a weekend.

>>728314785
Nah I'm good. Not big on personal space invasion, even with the fam.

>>728314829
i feel like im blurring the line right now by smoking the third joint made from this "weed" tbh

this just came with the post. pretty good.

>>728314920
im gunna giv yu one nyway *nuzzle* :3>ror

>>728315098
Whelp, that's that conversation ruined. Best of luck chum.

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>>728315012
fuck, pic was too large.

>>728315359
cmon bigboi, we can get it done behind the camel faster than you can say niggerfaggot

>>728300339
i bet that there is 1gram of the seeds

>>728300339
abo weed

>>728315359

look man, whatever's in this pot is fucking with my head ok.
so whatimsayin is , just tell me you love me and we can both go to sleep