ITT: Secrets

I'll start:
My moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car.

>>728297331
I seek the approval of anonymous people on the internet

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>>728298091
>
I approve

I have been dealing with some pretty fucked up shit. Anyone wanna hear?

>>728298189
sure

>Be me
>Get dubs
Check'em

>>728298224
Thanks for the mild interest. Here are a few things that I'm currently juggling... I'm 23, my mom has been an alcoholic my whole life. She is worse than ever and my family has planned her first intervention on easter. I fucking hate my job. I am a recovering addict. I have dreams and aspirations that are being wasted away so I can make a living. I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing with my life and am in a constant state of dissatisfaction. More?

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this post has trips

i had sex with my mom when she was drunk and she dosn't remember, it was hot as fuck.

>>728298356

off by one

>>728298495
where's your father?

>>728297331
Your isp is now legally allowed to do whatever it wants with your internet browsing data, your government can now see all your browsing history simply by requesting your isp to hand it over. This is the only way to stop them http://www.ipanon.com

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>>728298495
>Thanks for the mild interest. Here are a few things that I'm currently juggling... I'm 23, my mom has been an alcoholic my whole life. She is worse than ever and my family has planned her first intervention on easter. I fucking hate my job. I am a recovering addict. I have dreams and aspirations that are being wasted away so I can make a living. I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing with my life and am in a constant state of dissatisfaction. More?

Ok, first off. Lemme smash.

>>728298533
Thanks daddy

i'm black
keep it on the down low

>>728298706
WE WUZ

>>728298744
KANGS MOTHAFUCKAAA

>>728298565
He is in my life and is a good dad, but he enables my mom because he is afraid that if she is sober she won't want to be with him. He admitted that shit.

>>728298829
what are you aforementioned dreams?

what are you addicted to?

Bought alcohol for a group at teens. Got the chubby one to get tits out in exchange while I fapped and cum on the floor in front of them.

They giggled, I left, was a great day

>>728299122 (check'd)
gtfo normie scum

>>728297331
I'm only with my girlfriend so I can live at her place rent free

I kinda enjoy AnCo

>>728299177
Dubs checked also how normal is it to fap in an alleyway in front of 3 16 Year olds.

Every time I take a piss at someone's house - rather than shaking it off when I'm done - if they have a towel hung up, I wipe my dick on it. Be it decorational or not. I just find this method more efficient, rather than slinging drops of piss everywhere or worrying about having urethra dwelling post-piss slow leaking in my pants

All my friends think I'm a year older than i am

>>728299731
...why?

ITT: Seacrest

>>728299771
It started as a joke when i was younger i know a shit joke but i didn't think they'd believe me but then i just wanted to see how far it could go and it's been so long if i tell them now I'm going to be a social pariah but it caused so much trouble when i turned 17 and they thought i was 18 and kept asking for me to buy them cigs and alcohol

>>728300082
so, like, do they never see your drivers license or anything? do you make sure all your social media accounts have the wrong date?

>>728300401
They've never asked to see my license and all my profiles have the wrong year because i made them when underage a big thing is when family members post happy birthday on my Fb page i always delete the ones that mention my age and i never let my family be around my friends near my birthday and if my sister or something mentions my age i quickly change the topic before it is even processed this has been going on for years

I've manipulated, blackmailed, molested and emotionally exploited my neighbor's 3 girls.
Now I have lung cancer and am going to die.

My final days are bearable only due to the youngest of the girls who eloped with me whom I have married now. She's the mother of my kid and I love them more than anything I can think of.
I am currently writing a detailed account of these events.
I just ask 4chan would help girls learn from this story and better protect themselves.
I only hope I don't die before posting it.

I don't like fucking my girlfriend and I can only think my ex when I do

Fap on omegle with young grils. I find it hard to fap to anything else now.

I used to fap into my underwear.

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>>728301072
>mfw I still do that

>>728301142
That's degenerate sir. Use a tissue/paper or something.

I don't actually want to kill myself.

>>728297331
I want someone to fuck me...

>>728301444 (checked)
femanon or fag?

>>728301480
Fag

>>728301255
Waste of trees

Have hardcore fetishes possibly stemming from screwed up childhood. Anyone else?

I'm bi, but nobody knows and I go out everytime I can with my best friend expecting something to happen, even tho microscopic possibility, he is straight. I wouldn't do anything to threaten our friendship.

>>728301523
do you live in a major city?

>>728301534
yep, molested, shota fetish big time.

>>728301627
Naaa thats the problem. Germany on land... stuttgart is about 70 km from me

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I have not worked for 11 years. Instead I use the Swedish wellfare system and spend my days at home eating junkfood, drinking beer and chilling.
My friends think I run a "home based company".
Kek, fuck working.

>>728301868
Faggot

>>728301868
kys lazy scum

I used to be an ancap edgelord cocksucking faggot.

>>728301868
Typical nigger kys

>>728301959
>>728301982
>>728302078
Kek jealous wage slaves.

>>728301982
He probably already wants to kill himself, since he's so lazy. You can do it, anon! :) If he doesn't want to kill himself though he should really consider it that fucking leech.

I need glasses because I can't see shit
but I have been to every optician in my town and they all tell me to get glasses that I don't like
the ones I like they say "don't fit your face"

I guess I will never get glasses and just stay blind my whole life

>>728302190
Why not use contacts?

>>728302190
Why not get contacts? I started wearing them recently and they're actually incredible.

I want to hook up with a guy to see if I'm gay

>>728302190
get your prescription from optician (make sure to get the PD included)

order online from cheap glasses shop

they dont give a shit about 'what fits your face', you get the style and size you order.

>>728302185
Why would I wanna kill my self?
Honestly?
I spend my days doing exactly what I want, get a fat sum on my account each month and summer is soon here.
Life can't get any better.
Everyone leech of something.
I just picked to feed of the government.

I give out free refills of wine at my job just so my boss can waist his money haven't bin caught yet and I always get a good amount of tips when I do so

>>728302264
>>728302322
I can't sadly, doesn't work out for me

>>728302338
could try that out, thanks
altough I would like to try them out before ordering them online

I knock up my gf sister how fuck an my?

>>728297331
ITT: shit faggot thread.

Dated a pedo mom

>>728298495
>i am 23
We had enough,stfu now.

I have an averaged sized penis and ego.

>>728300678
Please die tho,your meme isn't a good enough reason for you to stay alive any further..

>>728302336
where you at I'm AZ

My wife told me not to long of ago my oldest son might not be mine don't know if should tell him

>>728303595
oh I'm In TX too bad

>>728297331
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

>>728299698
Why not just use toilet paper you ape

He's the creep and yet I'm the one who sleeps alone while you sleep with him. Fuck this. I will drive home in these conditions

>>728300602
I'm pretty sure this is a form of autism

>>728303595

where at in az?

>>728303760
flagstaff

One time a friend shat in the ground in front of a homeless junky. I then poured 0.5g of meth onto the shit and then used a stick to mix the meth through the shit. We then watched and laughed as the junky ate my buddies shit. Not long after we had a whole heap of junies around us begging us for meth, saying they would eat straight shit and drink our piss if we gave them the meth in a bag. We had none though, so we left.

>>728303427
What?

>>728303658
>with a jumprope
Use a proper rope faggot, anyone can rip those

>>728303658
Kek

>>728298495
Have you considered starting a rap career built on your mom's back story?

I have been hacking girls emails and facebook accts for the past month now
I have 75 sorted folders of girls, with nearly 4gigs of win.. all from girls right in my city.
especially targetting chicks I know and talking to.

The win is so addicting and so good, but I still feel like shit for doing it. Will probably delete everything soon. I want to its just priceless stuff I will never get back if I do

>>728303912
Used to do this back in the yahoo days with every person I knew. Got some very interesting pictures and some fun secrets :)

>>728303912
How?

World War 3 starts this weekend.

>>728304038

yeah thats when I started doing it... ive gone through many phases of building up an embarrassingly large collection and then deleting it all and going through serious regret and withdrawal. rinse and repeat... I try to stop for good, seems like I always get sucked back in.

>>728304105
my own method. its very efficient, and super involved considering this is the era of ultra security on peoples accounts like 2step and shit

>>728304202
Lol that's not a secret that's obvious.

>>728304232
I had pictures and chat screenshots saved but lost the external drive to a power surge. I never shared or anything, just knowing that I knew all of those things was such a thrill.

It's a lot more difficult now. Used to just change their password in the middle of the night and try to find it saved somewhere in their email folders. Most of the time that's all it took.

>>728304232
>>HOW
Do i need linux or some shit?
>(inb4 retarded question)

>>728304406

yup the good ol days of reset questions....
Now days I just get their passwrd, and entry access.
its good for checking back often for new aditional win

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hebefag here.

spent several years in heaven. miss it with all my heart.

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I like posting my pics on b. I know people are masturbating to me and it turns me on. I cum so hard when people comment on my pics and write about what they'd do to me.

>>728304656

miss it? theres nothing out there now?

Secretly want to know just what it is my girlfriend step dad did to her because it might turn me on

>>728303658
>eyes swollen shut
>she just looked at me

You're not even trying.

>>728301677
Kein Ding, ich bums dich gerne. Wie alt/Gechlecht?

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I Aku post on every board I visit
>I'm not even sorry

>>728298495
Yes, more. Let it out. You will feel better. What were you addicted to? How long have you been clean? I have been thinking of trying cocaine (again), and then meth and heroin once just so I can say I did them. I know this is a terrible idea. Why not help me out in exchange for some feedback?

>>728300678
Apoligize and ask for forgiveness. You are not a bad person, but you did a bad thing.

>>728297331
>Secrets
I still come to /b/, even though it's pure cancer now.

>>728304734

had gf. got lucky.

nobody gets that lucky twice.

>>728305265
>it's pure cancer now.

its funny cause its true.

>>728305115
As soon as my parents die and my siblings all turn 18, I'm killing myself.
>Dad's diabetic so not too long
>Mom's probably gonna last a while
>Youngest bro is 8 so 10 years so yeah

Wan let this out. So im kinda guy who is in the art. Finished school last year and this year im working at my dads friend. Job pays well compared to our countryes ecconomics, but the problem is the job is too hard and too dangerous. You know how people in art are clumzy, lazy etc. so in job There can be werry dangerous situations where i can make dammage to cabbles, pipes or any other structures and the payment would be severe it can add up to 3k €. Idk why im writing this, my job is too stressfull I pron should grow up and stop being a puss but..... I cant change who I am, I must somehow make living from art becouse its only shit I dont suck at or am atleast normal... srry for english

>>728305363
But why? Be useful first, remove undesirables then yourself when surrounded by the police

>>728305363
>As soon as my parents die and my siblings all turn 18, I'm killing myself.

kek. godspeed anon.

I'm incapable of caring for people and having to act it everyday is the fucking worst thing ever. I just want everyone to leave me alone and shut the fuck up, if I get no benefits from you, you're a waste of time, get the fuck out of my face

I'm actually not gay.

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My fantasy is to watch my wife be fucked and raped and used by a gang of hung niggers. I wanna watch her get fucked hard and cum against her own will over and over. I wanna see her bruised and her mascara running from crying. Thinking about this makes me so fucking hard. Pic related.

>be very young
>become addicted to eating eggs
>literally dozens every morning
>did this for years
>became fucking huge
>feeling down
>somehow manage to maintain a needy circle of friends regardless
>my friend pretty much won't leave my side most days
>pretty sure he's in love with me
>ignore this
>we hang out and enjoy interior decorating
>I'm particularly found of taxidermy
>nothing gross tho, only really use specific pieces mounted to the walls, there's a large deer population so I use those
>this one time me and my friend got into a fight
>got pretty pissed and bit him
>he spat in my face right after
>I spat at him back, better than he did
>we laughed about it after
>be me yesterday
>feeling alright
>suddenly see qt. pie reading book outside
>hear an alarm go off in my head
>she's perfect
>decide fuck it and ask her out
>rejected
>humiliated
>more than I can bear

>>728305490
I'm useful only to them because they're chaining up my lifestyle. Once they're out I've got nothing else to and I'd be too old and poor to set up my own familia.
>remove undesirables and yourself
redundant

>>728305512
thanks

>>728305263
That's a sweet thing to say.
Thanks.
Yes it was in the past, but it lead to the death of one of the girls.
Rather than owning up and apologizing as you say I should have, I decided to run.
My wife then saw me and she decided she'd join be despite whatever I had done.
I still insist she was under my spell, she's resolute it was and is love.
This has been killing me from the inside, long before the cancer showed up.
I don't want any forgiveness.
I have been an agnostic my entire life. But now, hell seems kind of the only way for people like me.

>>728297331

1) I got my sister to strip and touch my dick when I was 12 and she was 9

2) I've technically raped several of my past girlfriends and my wife by fucking them when they've been passed out from drink.

3) 10 years ago I had a had a 6 month affair with my best friend's then-fiance now-wife. We fucked in our houses, in public and in a hotel room. No-one else ever found out and we're all still good friends.

>>728297631
Front fonger or back fonger?

>>728298495

learn to greentext faggot.

I'm afraid of being a wizard, but It seems genetics had another plan. I can't seem to overcome my crippling social retardation. I really want a family, like it is the only thing I definitely want in this life. Is it overrated? should I given in to wizardry?

I've been fucking a friends mom for a few years now

>>728306316
>starting a family
and spread your messed up genetics? boy if you can manage to make and hold the family, you deserve it.

>>728301524
Waste of pants

>>728306546
that's not a very definite answer

>>728304859
>ONE EYE swollen shut
Learn to read

>>728305879
ass pic?

>>728300877
chekd. also, is that still a thing? thought the site was all bots now

fucked my younger sister as part of a group thing where she was blindfolded

>>728303067
greentext?

>>728307232
Can't be arsed to green text on mobile

What you wanna know?

>>728299122
I think i read this in every secret thread

>>728301868
Nice. What sort of cash do you get each week?

caught my mom fucking other guys

>>728307371
how can one meet teens for this

Guy here. I grew up thinking it was normal to suck my dads cock and swallow his cum whenever he wanted. By 7 I looked forward to it and started initiating the cock sucking.

>>728307542

are you still a faggot now?

>>728307584
Nope. I did start sucking my best friends cock when I was 11 till 15, but nothing since. I loved feeling a cock spasm in my mouth as it fed me its cum.

>>728307512
It's true. Just cause I lurk these threads. They hang around in an alleyway near the shops on weekends asking people to go in shop for them to get beet and cigarettes

>>728307542
Westboro Baptist Church was made to resist people like your father.
:D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hwLFjD8V1g

>>728307661

you talk about sucking dick with a lot of passion.

im pretty sure you're still a total faggotron.

>>728307661
>I loved feeling a cock spasm in my mouth as it fed me its cum.
shit like this makes you sound gay still

>>728304539
Sorry for being a dumb fuck, but again, how?

>>728307729
Never did anything fagotty since a teen, bet I live reminiscing about it. When my dad wanted his cock sucked he was already hard, but when I initiated it he was flacid and I loved feeling his cock grow hard in my mouth as I sucked it.

I have whored several girlfriends out, mostly for weed or cash

>>728307991
you gotta be trolling. that is the gayest sentence ITT

>>728304689
femanon or fag?

my older sister fucked me and two of my friends when we were teenagers

>>728308385
greentext

After divorce my mom ended up fucking a few of my friends

>>728308426
>she was 17 at the time time we (3) were 15,
>she caught us watching porn and would watch it with us.
>one day she wanted to see who had the biggest dick and watched us jerk off
> she helped a bit by stroking our dicks and then shockingly sucked us too, was mindblowing,
>we did that a few times over the month and later we ended up fucking her,
>she got naked and let us play with her tits and layed back and took each of us
>we had sex a few more times, was a very good summer

>>728305480
What is art?

>>728307232
Her daughter was 4 and she would encourage the kid to touch herself.

>>728299698
never heard of toilet paper - disgusting

>>728308745
Did she let you play too?

>>728309257
A couple of times yes. Kid was sleeping and mom said for me to put the tip in her mouth, kid sucked it like a pacifier.

>>728304232
>my own method
expand on this please anon

>>728309473
I know this is lost on a lot of people but dude.....you are one sick fuck, this is /b/ and i've seen/read a lot of disturbing shit but shit like that takes the cake.

>>728309718
Artistic works of fiction

>>728308036
>mostly
What else would you possibly whore them out for?

>>728309849
other drugs or one guy to fix my car

>>728309914
Sounds like they were general currency.

>>728309914
How'd you whore them out??? Did guys ask, or did you offer? How did you get the girls to comply?

>>728309959
they was already into group play, so was easy to introduce them to my " friends" they just didnt know I was whoring them

>>728310009
guys were always asking, sometimes I would offer them up in exchange for whatever, the girls didn't know what was going on, just thought I had a lot of horny friends

>>728300877
HOW YOUNG`?

>>728307661
Dude that's like the exact same story as my friend.
He used to suck my dick, or do whatever I ''dared'' him to do.

>>728310251
Single digits have been visited before

I once found a lost person in the woods
She had been there for two days and was starving, took her back to my cabin and gave her sleeping pills

I carried her back into the woods, this time naked and i observed as she woke up terrified.

I kept close watch from a distance, she ended up being wolf meat by nightfall.

The woods provide, i provided back.
It was a simple deal.

>>728298495
You are 23 you whiny fucker. Come back to us when you are 35 and dont have your shit together

Growing up we had this neighbourhood girl that was a little stupid. Not retarded, not I'll, just low IQ you know?

Me and my friend frequently took her to his empty grandfather's house (traveler) where we fucked the ever loving shit out of her. (We took her virginities)

We took turns, we double penetrated, basically we overfucked her for years.

She was our little secret before her family moved away when she hit 22.

It's nice to have a personal fucktoy

I had a real love dick up my asshole.
Married with 3 kids.

I truly enjoyed every bit of it, came from being pounded

>>728302336
You are gay.

can possess people (literally like in the movies and worse)

>>728303658
Why not just use toilet paper you ape.

>>728297331
I have a GF, but think i may also be in love with a guy that was just supposed to be a fuck-buddy.

FML

>>728303831
Thank you for your service.

licked a teen at a pool party in the changing booth
she came, i whipped my dick out and masturbated on her chest.
could have done much worse, but the thrill and short time window told me to just abandon.
She never came back, turns out she had come from another town to visit her relatives.
I found her eventually, but didn't think it would be a good idea to initiate contact

>>728310866
curiosity means nothing too you then

>>728304689
Volunteerism is crucial to the success of our nation. Your concern for others is something to be lauded. Gracias.

>>728304202
And I am sincerely hoping you are wrong

our neighbour's daughter went missing.
i found her hiding out in the basement of someone i know, i knocked him out, put a mask on and went down to the basement.

I tried her up, gagged.
Doors locked.
I made her ride him at gun point, he wouldn't get hard. So i manually force masturbated him while forcing him to watch porno. He came, took his semen and shoved it in her pussy.

I shot her with his gun.

I did a lot of horrible things that night, and then i went away. Emptied the clip on her body and ran away without being seen.
Someone called police.
He is in jail for life.

>>728310791
It's a slippery slope, if you're 35 you might as well kill yourself

>be me
>be on my way to work
>train is packed in pressed against 13ish to 15ish girls
>there's barely enough room to hold on to my bag.
>my hand is at there crotch level
>I use my finger to stroke left girls thigh
>it can be considered accidental and she puts her hand down to block me
Dammit
>I move my hand to the right and try to stroke right girls ass (weird angle as my hand is kinda backwards
>this is as far as I usually get
>.....until left girl moves a bit, I put my hand in the gap. Just above her pussy
I'm sweating...wtf am I doing?
>Put my hand on pussy
Fuccccckkkkk!!!!
>I started rubbing
The only point that she looked at me was when I kissed her on the top of the head

Gf is suicidal, i haven't told her parents.
Worried she might end it everyday.
I need help, professional help but no idea where to start.

My secret is, i unconsciously want her to fuck off to someone else to be their responsibility.

I don't know how to handle this.

>>728305879
It's funny you mention this. As it turns out, I am the leader of a gang of hung niggers who would truly enjoy fucking your wife hard and making her cum against her will, over and over, leaving her bruised and her mascara running from crying.

Prior to responding to your post, I discussed the matter with the gang and we are concerned that this may be in violation of your marriage vows.

Could you clarify before we seek to proceed?

>>728297331
Sometimes when I'm fucking a girl I pretend I'm Mike tyson after winning a heavyweight title fucking a barley legal groupie cheating on her boyfreind. I pretend it's hurting her a little and that she is begging me not to cum inside her. I then cum in reality cum buckets inside her. Before you ask I never imagine this in Mike tyson's with his voice that would be weird.

>>728311393
things that didn't happen: the post

>>728311328
Nah, i was 23 when i started getting my shit together. I am not 35, own a home, have a good job and a wife. 23 is far to early to be going all emo

>>728311546
i am now*

>>728298189
Go ahead

Babysitting+showers
Need i say more?

>>728311587
Yea, the age and gender

>>728311587
yes, do tell the deets

>>728306726
But that still doesn't excuse not using toilet paper.

>>728298528
tumblr fag

Met a trap
Fucked him/her/it
Loved it
Trap became obsessed
Awkward embarrassing situations arise from that
Stalks me
Gf leaves me
End up with trap
Sadistically emotionally torture him
He enjoys it
Start physical domination and torture
He cums buckets
Figure out that we are a perfect match

I keep him in the closet atm

>>728311641
>>728311651
She was 18 and knew how to keep a secret
Anally fucked her

>>728308730
What's it like to have a son-nephew?

>>728311512
Duuuuude lol I kinda wish it didn't happen. been wanting to do it for years.
I usually just get into a position where I get a hard on and brush it against them.
I used to get a packed train everyday for years so I've become aware of openings and good places to stand. The past few years I've been catching a later train so I missed the feeling but this train was delayed and I'd never seen the girls before so I knew I'd get away with it

>>728310496
He was a good friend anon.

>>728309718
Was the moms idea. She was fucked up

>>728310850
Daddy, is that you? No daddy no...NO!

>>728311487
you need to get out of the basement a little more often. Don't your parents complain of the stink? just go take a walk to clear your head

>>728311393
said the jap.

In america she would kick your ass

>>728311305
So that nigger will not be cutting you in line at Publix anytime soon again, eh mate?

>>728312299
Well spotted sir, it's weird because I never used to be a pervert before I came to japan but on these trains it's either find a girl to push against or have your dick press against an angry businessman

>>728312299
And I blew her a kiss as I left and she fucking smiled. I know 100% I couldn't do it in my own country but I knew I'd get away with it here

>>728312235
You don't respect the sacrament of marriage you piece of shit, do you?

I'm just the leader of a gang of niggers who enjoy fucking white wives hard and making them cum against their will, over and over leaving them bruised and with their mascara running.

But I at least respect the sanctity of marriage you animal.

Go fuck yourself, you're undermining our society.

I've been slowly fattening my wife, doing things like casually offering snacks and stuff for months now. Little things, like making sure we have chips on hand, or adding a little extra butter when I make her popcorn for movie night (she knows I only eat plain so it's not weird to her that we have separate bowls). If I had to guess, I'd say she's probablygained at least fifteen to twenty pounds, and at this point it would take no effort to keep going. I'm at least sixty percent sure she's caught on and is doing it herself now, she constantly mentions how tight her pants are, or she rubs her belly when she knows I'm looking. I feel a little bad but it feels great at the same time.

>>728312332
He talks too much, and was always late on appointment

>>728313069
Why are you doing it?

>>728300750
I do this alot but not Cuz I even care about my ex. In fact my ex was way uglier than my current gf she just took my dick even when it it hurt until I came. What a trooper

>>728311393
Done this countless times on crowded buses
They sometimes back away, but usually you can tell the trashy ones that will push against your hard in joy

I once went all the way as to finger a girl on a ride
One whole middle finger in and out
We stopped because it was my stop, she was sad

Truestory

>>728302185
I'm not mad at him the system fucks so many why not fuck the system

>>728302682
Fine if you don't mind dating your gf sister

When I was about 6 years old I caught my cousin(f) giving my older brother a hand job.

>>728303617
Do you live him? If it were me I would leave my wife but you may be the bigger man for staying

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Got my gf into sleeping with other guys, partly regret it

>>728305879
kill youself

>>728313405
Japan?

>>728313405
Greentext

>>728305879
Jesus Christ... that's... fucking hot

>>728313244
I discovered early in my teens that I have a belly fetish

im a raging unemployed alcoholic

I get off to ruining relationships by waiting for them to hit a rough spot and then seducing girls.

>>728297331
I wipe my boogers under tables/random furniture at every house I go to. Idk why I do this.

>>728314369
Because you're a slob and have no self control

>>728313633
Post pics?

I Steal money from my best friends dad who has alziemers

>>728299731
Did the same when I was about ten til 17. Lied bcause didnt want to be called a kid (its a thing where im from ). Bit me in the ass when we went clubbing. Had to admit to lying.. no one cared rly

>>728299122
You post this all the time as if it's your greatest achievement

>>728297331
i had sex with my dutch mother

>>728311981
Yesssssss

>>728314974
What you done with your life kike?

I'm always tempted to post my gfs name and nudes ... but then Pussy out

>>728315663
Feels good man

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>>728316701
You think I should

>>728317802
Duuuude she looks like she should be famous. I bet she acts like a cunt

>>728317950
Yes she does .. I really should post her

>>728299393
Been there done that.

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>>728318079
Yeeeessssss, my wife is pretty hot too......and acts like a massive cunt. Unfortunately I can't get pics of her nude but this is the best I can get..... I had to to sneak it.

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>>728318271
Should I post her name ?

I sucked a dog's cock and drank his cum.

>>728318331
No need to post her name
What does her tattoo say?
I'm gonna rape fap her

>>728318658
Keep your temper

>>728311416

I know exactly what you mean. It's fucking hell, especially if you love them.

>>728318331

I would stuff my cock down her throat until she choked.. looks like a great mouth for facefucking.

>>728311416
you have to be there for her, but letting the people that care about her know about it. You cant help her in a void. you and she need help. she might hate you for it, but if you love her that is something you have to endure.

>>728313633
yeah, that was a mistake

>>728319113
Nice love to have her raped honestly

>>728319247

I'd love to do it. Especially her ass. Nothing like squeezing into an asshole that's only lubed with spit while you force her face into the ground.

fetish is posting myself online, now there are so many reposts its out of my hands.

>>728319390
Yeah ... I'd love that .. fuck her ass rape her crying

Was on tour in Afghanistan. One of the local kids kept asking me for chocolate, and it bugged the crap out of me, so I shot him in the head

>>728319534

I'd love to. Maybe blindfold her and you could help hold her down.. or hold her mouth open after I pull out of her ass and use it to clean my cock.

im a closet sissy wanna be cock slut

>>728319636
Excellent ! ... like I'd let you do whatever you want ...

>>728319700

What would you do with her after I'm done raping her holes? Probably have my cum leaking from her ass.

>>728319808
Fuck that cum deeper into her holes

>>728319850

Hah. Nice. Would you tell her after?

>>728320030
I eventually started making her turn on more and more people in her life until it was just me and a few others that she could count on.

I eventually wanted even more attention from her so I told her that I found out I had cancer and only a few months to live, which brought her to an all time low.

after we broke up and she left the state, I got her best friend to stop talking to her by making up a bunch of lies and saying she had been black mailing me and taking advantage of me.

Now her best-friend has been falling in love with me and I'm waiting until it's official so I can send a message to my "ex" and completely break her.

>>728319925
Hell no ... I'd just console her ... then maybe when she started to feel better set it up again

>>728313633
probably a step up for her to be honest with you fam

>>728311099
If you are unsure whether you are physically attracted to men you are both retarded and a faggot

Unbeknownst to my family, I successfully hid my pregnancy when I was 14. I wore baggy cloths and attributed weight gain to laziness. When the time came, I gave birth in the the garden shed at 4am and immediately dropped the little boy off at the fire station two blocks away. Six years later and to this day, my parents still don't know they're technically grandparents.

OK here's a confession.

I've have had a sexual relationship with my sister and my step sister

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>>728297331
I watch porn for the bad acting and the funny nonsensical plot.

>>728300602
KEK

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>>728297331
My mother started working again, allowing me to live an easier neet life style, even if I'd rather be a wagecuck.

But, she's turning into the person she was when she was younger, going out to bars on weeknights, dieting, and talking to her shitty friends.

I want her to be happy, and those things make her happy. But, when I was young and she used to binge drink and come home and talk to me. Obnoxious and telling me things I didn't want to know or forcing me to dance with her. She listened (listens too) to this sad ass country music and all of the grievences of my childhood come back up.

Her and my step dad fighting and screaming every night, being left at my aunt's or grandma's and missing school because they went out on weeknights. The nights where I used to get fed up and told her how her immaturity was affecting me as a kid.

She'd get pissed at me, scream at me about how obviously she was the worst mother in the world, asking me if she killed herself if that would make me happy.

I love my mom, we get along fine now, but I don't want things to go back to how they were. It's probably irrational bullshit from my youth, but still.

>>728301868
Swedishtan will soon be over anyway

>>728302190
Why the fuck do you care about their opinion

Video taped my mom in the shower. Posted it here before, but some anon made me feel guilty and I deleted the video.

>>728297331
My car's mom tried to friend me in the back of the finger.

>>728323283
Wow, what a cuck.

>>728323413
I know I honestly regret it.

>>728321297
Elaborate with pictures. K thnx

>>728323528
Well, as long as you regret it homie.

>>728303912 How? Would you hack someone if I gave their fb page?

>>728323655
damn this is kind of fucked up. I regret deleting pictures of my naked mother.

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I'd like to go to a swinger club or something and let other guys look at my girl. I want them to watch us fuck and they should masturbate but they are not allowed to touch her.
I sometimes post pics of her on here, but without the face cause I like the thought that other girls find her attractive.

>>728313357
What a trooper!

I pee in cups and empty them into the kitchen sink because cba going upstairs to use the bathroom. I sniff my fingers everytime i scratch my balls

>>728324266
can relate to the sniffing part

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Ex wife cheated on me with some guy she met at her work. Told me she wanted divorce and was moving out. In revenge she had a large conditioner bottle with the pump on it she bought from her hair stylist which was very expensive, like $150+ that she left at my place.

She called me and said that she was coming back in a week to get the rest of her things and to set that bottle out so she wont forget it again.

So like any good guy, I did on the day she came over, but what she didnt expect is that for each day, about 3 times a day I jerked off and dropped many huge loads into it. Was even taking zinc, l-arganine to boost amount too.

Gave it one last shake and handed it over. Best part of the story was asked her about it some months later if she could send me a pic of the bottle so i could buy some. she said she dodnt have it anymore, her boyfriend used the rest of it because it was drying her hair out.

>>728305965
STFU Gaston, everyone knows you're a cuck

I really want to share my gf. I would love to see multiple guys cover her in their cum.

I molested people in their sleep

>>728306316
I have the same problem as you
It's hard to be socially retarded
Far from being a wizard yet but still am pretty depressed and a kissless virgin

I cheated on my girlfriend with a girl I've been friends with for 8 years. She still sends me nudes and begs me to come over to her bfs house and fuck her. It's been a year since it happened and my gf still doesn't know. In that time I've come close to cheating on her with two other girls but didn't do anything but kiss. I stopped before anything else happened.

I'm happy with my gf, I just have a hard time controlling myself in the moment, and I'm addicted to getting nudes of girls I know.

My gf and I are supposed to go on a cruise next year and it feelsbadman.jpg that I'm destroying my relationship...

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Would love to see my girlfriend be used by a couple of other men, but dont think i would actually let it happen

>>728297331
I came across a long awaited celeb leak that no one has
Hint: is cold outside

>>728325193

betapleb

>>728326241
Able to share some, my good man?

I think I'm just gonna live my life as always and put aside my Bipolar. D'ya think that's possible, anons?
>Bipolarfags share experience

I only come to secret threads to get dubs. Here they are and off I go.

>>728326700
Checked. Happy journey anon.

femanon here. i have been jumping from one guy to other because my parents hit me/didnt treat me well. i used to open about this to every guy i met. whenever someone paid a bit attention to me i would become fully attached to them. now i have a boyfriend and i cant tell if i love him or not because i keep slightly flirting with guys irl. i also had a "girlfriend" a few years ago.
my boyfriend is very nice to me and i like to hang out with him, i give him a lot of gifts/surprises and i can tell he really loves me.
i just dont want to hurt anybody...

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I've been fucking this girl for months, cheating. She's 28, I'm 50. Sex goes on for multiple hours per day. I have no intention of taking it any further. I'm getting tired of talking to her and I just want to walk away. I like her, but she is expecting more from the relationship.