Dubs decide Do your worst /b/

say "I have giant shit fetish I was wondering if you could satisfy me?"

Slit your wrists and send her a pic of it

>>728295643
>Matched 4 days ago
>Sending her a text on a friday at 9:45
You're not helping yourself

>>728296060
Stop complaining and say something funny

Omelette du fromage, Am I making you wet now? Can I please flick your clit tho?

>>728296127
I wont bother because she won't reply anyway

>>728295643
Hey

>>728295643
Your bean . I flick that . My pein you suck that . Your jeans i wear that . Im not a rapper

>>728296246
roll

>>728296302
Self bump

>>728296322
Winrar

>>728296330
Bump

>>728296322
WINRAR

>>728296352
Trippud

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>>728296322

Send this one next:

Melissa, please hear me out.
I've been looking for you for a long time.
You might not remember me, but we ran into each other 3 years, and 4 months ago.
Judging by the way you smiled at me when you introduced yourself, I knew we were destined to be together.
I didn't get a chance to ask for your number before you had to leave, but I have been looking for you ever since.
This might come as a surprise to you, but...will you marry me?
Let us be the strangers that fell in love at first sight.
You have never left my mind.
I love you.

>>728296534
Damn
Roll for this

>>728296549
Go away evil dogger

>>728296549
Roll

On behalf of Johnathan Lewis, I am going to molest your rectal cavity.

>>728296534
Megaroll

>>728295643
"Say nigggggger

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

I'd like to fuck you on top of a mountain of dead nigger children.

>>728296701
roll

>>728296737
roooling

>>728296534
Rollo

>>728296704
Roll

I need to drill your pussy with my huuuuuge diiick.

What do you call a bitch on my dick?
You. now show me some tits you weeaboo slut

>>728296534
Rolllllll

nigger

Give me those ass pics, whore!

>>728295643
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep

The lack of dubs is concerning

>How's tinder working out for you

Imma fuck that sexy ass real good babe

>>728296999
welp trips

>>728296999
wow nigger

>>728295643
Sweet lips, pale skin, beautiful eyes?
i bet your vagina looks like a rose that just opened to reveal a beautiful tight pussy, now show it to me you petite flower...

>>728296999
Wasted

Time to fuck bitch get down

>>728295643
want to have sex?

>>728296999
WASTED TRIPS OH SHIT

>>728296999
Checked.
Also nice trips

>>728296999
OLOLOLOLOLOLO

>>728296737
Rollin for this

Private banks currently dominate the western world
They create money out of thin air, then loan it to governments at interest, allowing them to constantly attain huge profits by direct payments from world governments attempting to pay off their debt, money which could EASILY go back into the nation and its people instead with a resource or labor based economy
Loaning money at interest (usury) has ONLY EVER BEEN USED IN PAST HISTORY BY JEWS. Christians and Muslims did not accept usury and found it immoral
This is often speculated as a key reason for why jews were able to become so economically relevant in the first place; they found the key to creating eternal debt and wealth from nothing, which no other society had been willing to accept
Private banks rose to extreme prominence in just the past couple of centuries; many historical figures noticed this, though you'll likely find many of them demonized or their comments on banks suspiciously buried and hidden from all education
Among these figures is Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Jackson, Abraham Lincoln, JFK, and yes, Adolf Hitler
Of the four American figures referenced above, three had assassination attempts performed on them. Two of those were successful. The most relevant and consistent connection between these three presidents who have experienced attempts at assassination (a very rare phenomenon) is that they all happened to oppose private banking institutions
Really fires the neurons off, huh?
Hitler, by shunning the influence of private banks and basing his nation's economy off of public labor, was able to turn Germany from the most economically devastated nation on Earth into a prospering beacon of success within a few YEARS. The shunning of private banks was not the entire reason for this but it's the most important.
The private banks, seeing that Germany had cut off their influence and was now experiencing unmatched wealth, rallied all nations they could to quell the threat lest their influence collapse entirely

>>728297085
roll for redpill

Hello its mario.

Im a fagot sorry. Gap all my holes

>>728296534
Rollin

You lookin nice, why don't you make a nigga happy and show me that wispy ass of yours

>>728297085
roll

>>728297111
autism strikes again

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>>728297111

Покажи сиськи

lemme lick your anus

>>728297111
Winrar wow

wait until she responds then post screenshot
if dubs say
"waohh didn't see you there apple-chair"

>>728295643
put this OP if i score dubs (i want to pick you up on my shoulders and eat your vagina out while i squeeze your tit, then you can let me eat your THICC ass after you give me the good succ

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>>728296737
R
O
L
L

Give me that good succ bitch

>>728295643
Wow you're beautiful, now enough sweet talk.show me your tits you dirty cum dumpster

Waiting till she replies before the next text

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Just gonna leave this here for w/e

>>728297233

Dubs

>>728297255

And dubs again.

>>728297218
roll
is anything even goin on here or is op a fag

>>728296534
Dubs fucking check and bow down to me.

>>728296737
Rolling for this

/b/ sucks even if we're not trying

>>728297340
"I don't have snappychat"

>she will get tons of adds the same minute she sent hers to you

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>>728297233
Now we wait for an answer

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>>728297340
>>728297218
roll for this since op is fag

>>728295643
With your sublime personality and captivating smile combined with your breath taking beauty
the encumbering and depraved emotions wash away and so my fractured mind binds together thus placing me in a state of serenity
i have never felt this entrancing peace before in my life as when i am with you i am able to fuse myself once more
i want to be with you and make you happy
i want to be your close friend who's always there and the person who visits you and your family
i want to be the shield that guards you or the teddy bear that hugs you when you are feeling sorrowful not to mention you fit right into my arms and i love picking you up

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>>728297504
Fuckin OCD'ing over here.

>>728295643
We are thus far separated - but after all one mile is as bad as a thousand -
which is a great consolation to one who must travel six hundred before he meets
you again. If it will give you any satisfaction - I am as comfortless as a pilgrim
with peas in his shoes - and as cold as Charity - Chastity or any other Virtue.

From
Your Love

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New victim till we get a reply, ROLL DUBS

>>728295643
gimme dubs damnit but here
You bring to me a happiness that no one else ever could. You bring to me a love I have never known before. I could not imagine what my life would be like without you. I love being with you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Every day I wake up thanking God for you. You have given me so much, and I don't know if I will be able to give back all that you have given me. You have been my guiding light when I was lost. You have been my rock.

Sometimes I feel lost and out of touch, but when you're there, I feel safe. Your voice soothes me. I could sit here and try to tell you just how I feel, but I can't find the words other than I am ecstatic we met and have gotten together after all we've gone through.

I want to tell you that the love I have for you is undying. It is a love that is strong and enduring and will stand the test of time. I truly feel blessed that you have become a part of my life, and I cannot wait for the day that we can join our lives together.

I promise to always love you and always hold you in my heart. I will always be here for you when you need me, and I will love you no matter what life brings us. You are my soul mate, and I vow to love you all eternity. I love you, baby.

Yours...

>>728297592
ENHANCE!!

>>728296534
Roll and change name

Fuck it. That nerdy stuff is just buklsjit. To be honest I'm in kind of a weird mood. Do you ever take these things kind of freaky? By freaky I mean you ever send pics? By pics I mean you down for some nudes? I'd love to send you some dic pix.

>>728295643
FUck me now.

>>728297787
Re roll

>>728296534
roll

>>728297535
Rolling for mascha.

>>728297702
OLA!!
je me pel german

>>728297787
Rollin for glory

>>728297842
Rolll

>>728297843
Megaroll

>>728297966
WINRAR

>>728297702
I want to lick those boots

>>728297787
close to quads
ill give ya a roll
even tho this seems like the deadest faggiest thread ive seen iin a while

Eat my shithole and suck my cock you worthless whore

>>728297849
riggidy rollidy

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>>728297985
Welp here we go

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

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>>728298090
While we wait, rate mascha

>>728298229
nice

Look at this dubs

>>728298229
Cute. Lots of chin surface area.

>>728298444
You fucked up there

>>728298444
kek

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>>728296549
Fuk u

Also rolling for >>728296534

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Tinder life isnt going well
Lets try on a third one
TIME TO ROLL

>>728298229
I've got something for u with less than 3.5% fat ;)

First things first. Charge your phone.

>>728298696
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

>>728298696
Want to sell me weed? Area Antwerp

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>>728298696
Oh shit forget that we got a REPLY
roll for next answer

>>728298131
Roll

>>728298696
How do you feel about Germany being overrun with Muslims?

>>728298814
OP's dutch you moran

>>728298777
Got a winrar

>>728298722
We got dubs.

And a trip to back it up.
>>728298777

>>728296534
roll

>>728298843
Ask anyway

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>>728298774
I too like my cat. That is why I have him. Also, I have him to watch me while I masturbate in a goofy mask with a dragon dildo in my ass while listening to "The Setup" by Favored Nations. He's also cute.

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>>728298777
This sure is getting steamy

My cat is nice, now suck my dick

>>728298774
ya I really know how to make him PUURRRR if ya know what I mean. what are you doing tonight?

The Star Wars one I posted didn't get a reply?

I hope the Pacer test I posted will get you something, OP.

>>728298971
Roll

>>728299035
Yep, melissa is either a SW hater or she's just jot on her phone

the jews are back in town

>>728298971
Reroll

>>728298774
lmao she is dumbstruck and in cringe overload

>>728299214
Waiting for a reply of either of the girls
Funfact: Mascha likes slipknot

Record yourself singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiaYDPRedWQ

send it to next girl & post here

>>728299423
Sure
U need dubs tho

>>728297592
were u able to figure anything out?

>>728299501
do mine bish
>>728298933

>>728299501
Ok

>>728299423
Roll

>>728296549
roll

>>728299556
Yeah, the cunts that live there don't have levels or fucks.

>>728299571
We still waiting on a reply bish