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Post a weapon you would like to see in a video game!
>>728282590
pump a rum
M1897 Trench gun
It'd be funny to see something where hitting an enemy with a machine gun boosted your fire rate, which would decay over time, and the bullets bounce off of whatever they hit and can hit you.
>>728283814
A sword vaguely cast into the shape of California.
>>728282590
Been thinking about this one
A disc-round based gun where if the disc hits an enemy, it would have a 50% chance to ricochet and track another enemy. Then once it hits another enemy and so on, the chance of ricochet would decrease by -5%, but damage would increase by +5%. Pretty much a luck based weapon, but I'd think it would be cool.
>>728283519
talkin' shit about my waifu?
>>728285064
Yeah bruh, got a problem?
I really want to be put in a vacuum bed then tickled for hours one day
Apparently tickling someone in a vacuum bed doesn't really tickle any less than tickling bare skin, but it is sometimes the case that a vacuum bed can prevent someone from even squirming
And it sounds super hot being mercilessly tickled yet not able to protest in any way because even helpless squirming is impossible
I can't find much vacuum bed tickling porn, drawn or filmed.
>>728285161
fight me fam
>>728285273
Come at me bro!
>>728285322
oh its on nigga, gonna show you how to eat a big mac nigga
>>728284963
What about the opposite?
The chance for the ricochet to fail decreases by 5%, and the damage decreases by 5%.
So 50% chance for the first ricochet, 52.5% chance for the next, then 54.875...
It never quite becomes a guaranteed ricochet, but I have to wonder if it'll have a tendency to do things like ricochet 100,000 times.
>>728285210
I say it's time you invest in a vacuum bed and either
A. Hire someone attractive to tickle you.
B. Share your interest on a hookup site and gage the interest in your community.
>>728285401
I will turn your insides into pizza! I know the dough recipe by heart and I won't take no shit from no one!
>>728285530
Eventually, the damage dealt by the round would be negligible. It could be visually mesmerizing, but not all that useful mechanics-wise.
>>728285554
ravioli ravioli, i'm gonna rape you in the assioli
>>728285737
I'd like to see you try
>>728285534
I live on a boat, there isn't space for any bulky items.
>>728285734
I'm now extremely curious as to the average damage of the weapon.
But I only know calculus well enough to figure out the damage the weapon does if it hits a given number of times, I don't know how to calculate the average number of times it hits.
>>728282590
Boob machinegun like the Fembots from Austin powers.
>>728285893
meet me at timmy's fam! gonna by you dinner and force you to play risk before hand, might even let you win...
>>728285530
Yea, guess that would work too. Don't have to be necessarily lucky with the gun to do good with it.
How about a sniper that would do more and more damage for every penetrated enemy it hits, essentially Zer0's b0re skill from borderlands 2, just on a weapon
>>728285737
Eww, it is fat. Either make it get in shape or kill it.
>>728286050
Then find someone who DOES have a vacuum bed, and who could be commissioned to tickle you.
>>728286281
thats healthy, YOU are fat
>>728286332
I live on a boat.
What part about that does not say "basically a hermit" to you?
Not that I want to be one.
>>728286532
Go back to tumblr faggot.
>>728286638
Wouldn't mind doing that myself, flatting sucks.
>>728286663
Sorry I hate that cucky website, although i'm surprised they get internet in that desert you jihadists call home, dont you have a goat or an 8 year old to fuck?
got quiet quick
>>728286638
It tells me hardly anything. You live on a boat, it's a different kind of mobility. If nothing else, you can use Uber to get to/back from the ticklers you hire.
Puzzle is love. Puzzle is life.
y'all niggas is slow
>>728287306
Moar puzzles
>>728287566
I'm getting drunk, cut me some slack.
im back from an average night of work, k.
weapons?
boats?
uhhhh
ohohohoh
there was an episode of batman, where there was this enemy called the toymaker. He had a ball that would actually gain kinetic energy every time it hit something. it would bounce higher and higher, 'till it started to bounce dangerously and actually started wrecking stuff.
no wonder i can refresh after a smoke and its still here >.>
>>728287693
Wasn't there something like that in the first Men in Black too?
How's shit otherwise dude?
>>728287692
maybe, whats on tap?
>>728287695
we had a 7 hour thread earlier today
and an 8 hour thread yesterday
good ol' mid-day
>>728287787
other than my disdain for my job, ok.
>>728287791
A couple Coronas first off, then I'll either go for some scrumpy or bourbon.
>>728287858
Feel you there dude, had a 9 hour shift today.
>>728287858
8 hours? jesus I always blow in at about 130 images and go about the day
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>>728287787
i kinda remember the men in black scene with that bouncy thing.
i like the bouncy ball in the animated batman show better.
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>>728286064
Bunnies are the highest tier furry
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>>728288025
Well it would be a good weapon. And power source for infinite energy.
>>728287936
I always start with good old rum, cant go wrong with it on a good day
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>>728288127
I had a bottle of Coruba, though I'm not feeling for it tonight.
>>728288111
would it be weaponized in a way that harnesses just the inertia it creates? Like a force gun?
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>>728288237
I feel that, my bottle got killed by a party, didnt even think anyone knew where the poor thing was
>>728287214
I'm not made of money!
Plus, I don't know who I could hire that has a vacuum bed.
I really need to get a kinky boyfriend.
>>728288251
It's possible. But just using it as a W.M.D would work as well.
>>728288347
Had that happen to a $200 of scotch. Led to a brutal series of events afterwards.
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>>728288436
Heh those are both me I love it, but i vaguely recall most of it, unless it was a seperate bottle, and if used as a WMD how do we prevent its use on friendlies? the ball as I recall was basically pure energy that seemed to get captured and protected so any extra energy sets it off
Post images you're hoping someone has a furry equivalent to
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>>728288837
Well we don't prevent it's use on friendlies, from what I remember it jut bounced at 110% efficiency so it was always gaining momentum.
im an aspiring game developer
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>>728288435
Getting a boyfriend who shares similar interests ought to work.
Still, it wouldn't hurt to reach out about this. I have confidence that practically any sexual taste can be satisfied through connections made on the internet.
>>728288941
but then it could backfire so badly, gain enough momentum to leave one city and hit another, shits scarier than nukes
>>728288941
i remember the scene...
batman and toymaker are talking in some warehouse. Toy drops a bouncy ball as they talk. the ball just bounces higher and higher, Eventually clipping the ceiling and then starts to bounce erratically! It hits batman a few times and he is forced to flee, and is assumed to destroy the house because house how powerfully it is bouncing.
im trying to find it on the internet, but no luck :(
>>728289030
What kind of games you looking to make?
>>728288839
This!
>>728289185
Everyone I meet on the internet I get along nicely with lives in another country.
Everyone else still probably lives in another country, or at least another city.
>>728289266
wait wouldnt it theoretically hit light speed eventually?
>>728289437
it would eventually bounce out of the house and lose speed to air friction. lost to bounce endlessly or maybe till it hit water or something.
Puzzle looks like the kind of gal that has a normal boring life until about age 32 when she gets talked into going to a bar or a party, gets shitfaced and ends up hooking up with some guy 8 years younger than her. Fast forward a year and she's dumped her boring long term bf and spends her free time partying with her new friends and fucking any big dick that comes her way.
are you supposed to push into the bone when measuring your penis
>>728289636
if you are really desperate for that extra centimeter.
i wouldn't though.
>>728289589
true i suppose if it hits water it absorbs the momentum like a bullet
>>728289746
my penis is huge
>>728289374
i have a lot of stuff on the table.
like a space shooter with multiplayer functionality and customizable ships affecting your pitch yaw and roll speed boost speed HP etc. 960+ iterations of ships on that so far.
my current timesink is this, an experimental crafting game in that there will be player-"programmable" NPCs, and the player and maybe a few NPCs he finds can build a city, that over time NPCs will populate, building families, working buildings that produce various outputs, imagine the game starting out as
just your character crafting a house
but a few NPCs and lumber mills later,
you have a lumber factory with workers with families with kids who need jobs and eventually will have programmatic "lives" (salary, expenses, friends, ages, sleep schedules) and a well-developed world will have the meta of keeping your population happy.
like Civ
but more hands on
like you're the little mayor guy.
>>728289956
>windows
not gonna make it
>>728289855
dubs dont lie i guess
>>728290038
building for facebook actually
>>728290128
shalom my goy
>>728290259
exactly.
even if the game is free
i get ad revenue.
and i know i can make better 3 dollar garbage than "count the sheep 2" or whatever the fuck frontpages Gameroom usually.
>>728283417
> pump a rump
Scrublord....Give us Smooth,
Give us silky
god damn
i cannot find this bouncy ball scene!
why do i remember it so well.
>>728290466
maybe its a deleted scene? legal stuff? its hard to find stuff that goes through a battle
lololol
>>728290367
im not talking about you im talking about (((them)))
good thread
>>728290923
What's up with (((this)))? I swear its use went up by 9000% after that whole bomb syria thing.
To be clear I know who it is referring to, just barely ever saw it used.
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checked
>>728290795
Its was in an episode of some animated batman that ran on the WB or something.
Long time ago, im surprised i even remember this cool little toy.
>>728291200
because you cant name (((them))) without setting off their alarms
it would be a good scavenger hunt for /co/ i guess.
Ima give up for now.
>>728291403
Is a humble s/fur thread really in danger of such things? I think I want to go find a rock somewhere...
>>728291498
that stuff sticks the most man
>>728291784
Probably not. Kikes don't give a fuck about us because we have no influence.
>>728285329
aw, that's so cute, more cubs?
>>728291944
Dubs hopefully confirm. Paranoia ain't fun and I haven't exactly been subtle in the past.
its midnight for me
time to sleep
tomorrow (today) is another day....
I'm trying to send something to the Philippines but Paypal isn't listing that as a country.
What do?
>>728293114
Night anon
>>728288839
What the fuck is that? How they can breathe?
>>728295140
>what the fuck is that
Not sure
>how can they breathe
It's complicated
MP40
>>728298064
greetings.
>>728299224
hi.
>>728293179
plz halp
>>728301411
what are you trying to send? money or wares?
>>728301529
Wares.
They don't have any online payment method but there's something they really want to buy.
HRYBN-V3X00-6ED7Q
>>728301957
buy it in another online shop?
>>728301957
is it porn?
>>728302052
"Between Me and the Night"
I'm not even a furfag, god damn it
>>728302113
i just bought tabletop simulator from indigala. this came with it. i didn't care for it.
>>728302222
checked. also that game looks boring.
>>728302056
I'm trying to use Paypal to make the transaction though.
>>728302071
No, it's a collection of stuff.
>>728286064
cancer
>>728284963
This, but with potential to hit you back, just to make it less overpowered.
>TF2 at daytime means screen glare
>TF2 at nighttime means fighting tryhards who are also really good at the game
>>728306708
I haven't played in ages. People who are good still play?
I also develop games during my free time.
Can we get more tigers ?
>>728307505
What kind of games?
>>728307586
The one im currently working on is called "Cube Hopper" its on steam in closed beta. Basically 2D platformer with semi working multiplayer and level editor.
>>728307639
Reminds me of the Platform Racing series.
Just with retro graphics.
Image limit :/
Damn, and I still had a few more Michelle light tiger pics.
>>728307912
time2nutt
>>728283814
Dat is some serious dog pussy
bump to save pictures.