So how are you going to spend World War III, /b/?

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in a trench getting trench-foot.

dead

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me three

>>728270264
waiting for the missiles to hit

in the basement with my laptop, gas mask and my dogs

not happy but like just not sad

>>728270264
Trying to find my way to Andy Sixxs asshole to suck a warm log from his butt before I'm killed in a sarin gas attack

>>728271512
Same

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Far away from the east coast. Doing the same stuff I do now. If necessary I will take advantage of my dual citizenship and back move to Germany from the US

>>728270264
playing battlefield 1 probably

>>728270264
I'm gonna fuck the cashmeoutside bitch. No more rules. NO MORE PARENTS

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outside his house pouring gasoline and lighting a match.

>>728270264
I think you are mistaken. WW3 will be after our liberal mudflaps go full coup d'etat and launch an offensive against Germany and China.

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>>728271761
and no more uniforms

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wat

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in america because when I went back in the army I signed a 2 year demobilization order, I'll graduate from college before that time is up and I'll be good

Probably IA to another ship. Mine is in the yards. Good thing I'm not an FC or GM, because they're going first for sure.

As a college student, could I be drafted or will they wait until I graduate?

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>>728271846
> Republicucks startworld war 3
> better get on 4chan and blame the libtards before I'm nuked!
> fucking moron until the end
> pic related, it's you.

>>728270264
fucking your mom

Not drafted. Vaporized

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>>replying with greentext maymay

yeah, urdoinitrite

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having a good evening

>>728273268
if you give them some bullshit excuse they will defer you.
> and then one day you will be elected President

>>728273057
What the fuck do those acronyms mean?

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I'm nearsited, color blind, and asthmatic, is that enough?

I'm way too old for the military, so I'll just sit back and watch the world burn. Frankly, I don't much give a shit what happens. I'm pretty sure the US and our allies could buttfuck the rest of the world if we absolutely had to, so fuck it.

>>728270264
safe in my bunker

>>728270264
I'm getting into a lead container lined with un popped pop corn
the idea is once the nukes go off the heat will cook the pop corn and they will shield me and be fucking delicious

>>728273057
I'm a HM. Been looking forward to this.

>>728271787
In this guys car shitting in the back seat.

There won't be a WWIII so get to bed faggot

anything other than killing mudslimes is traitorous

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Stop being such a bitch, If you survive the nukes I will make it my mission to hunt you down, kill or castrate you so that the world will no longer have to put up with such a pathetic bloodline to re-start mankind.

more japanese im hard

>>728274995
Mutually assured destruction m8

>>728270264
Fapping

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> Implying you'll survive the nukes

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Becoming a man whore. Fucking and impregnating as many girls as i can in hopes that a few of my offspring may survive and carry on my bloodline.

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hiding away and learning to make toilet booze.

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strataca seem like it would be a decent hiding place.

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WHY the fuck is everyone jumping to the conclusion this is going to be WWIII? What the flying fuck is this any different from us fighting shit when Obama was in office?

What the fuck is this, did a bunch of kids discover 4chan recently and this is their first time seeing a country dump missiles on a target?

>>728276630
There were Russians there.

>>728276692
Have any news outlets saying this? Because I haven't found anything on this at all.

>>728270264
i just hope everyone dies
fuck humanity

Taking advantage of dual citizenship and getting the fuck out of the country

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>>728270264
rolling around in a pile of money as i invest in companies that build engines for military vehicles.

>>728276630
Last time someone attacked one of Russia's allies it was Austria-Hungary attacking Serbia. This resulted in WWI

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According to BBC, Russia was notified.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39523654

>>728270264
prob gonna start like a Junger type diary and just go fucking nuts on the front lines. mayb i'll become hitler, who knows.

>>728277095
Which has jack all to do with the claim the missile strike hit Russians.

>>728273268
Depends, are you a senator's son?

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This.

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okay can someone give me a single good thing that can come out of this? up to this point ive tried to find the silver lining in a lot of the president's actions and usually i came to conclusions that actually made sense and benefitted the US but this time I cant think of a single good goddamn reason this fucking buffoon decided to do what he did

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>>728271521
Im praying you get hit with the first missile faggot

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>>728270264
Trying desperately to finally lose my virginity.

>>728278155
It's going to relieve the world of it's over population problem...

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I'll join the military if I have to. But Id rather not, life's been pretty good lately. Ive really cleaned up in the last 4 years from the shitty wate of life i used to be.

>Getting bachelors
>Been traveling through Asia, Africa, S America
>Moving to Colorado in the fall
>Involved with several natural disaster recovery projects
>Been regularly fucking an 8.5/10 for 3 months now.

Having to join the military would certainly put a hold up on things, but it is what it is...

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Thought it was going to be REM

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yeah man but i live in a west coast state i dont wanna get fucking bombed

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So the fuck what? You really think Russia's going to launch an apocalyptic nuclear strike because of the off chance some Russians on a Syrian base got murked?

Give them a little more credit than that. Nukes still exist because they're a potent symbol, nothing more. Countries don't use nukes unless they think nukes will be used on them.

Basic game theory, buddy.

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It's the only actual presidential thing he's done. It's one of the few things a president can do without congressional or judicial oversight.

Not saying it's good or anything, but it's a way for him to say he's being a president.

>>728278155
Assad is a monster who uses chemical weapons on civilians and stopping him might make you nervous, but it saves the lives of Syrian civilians.

>>728279751
and this, if all you care about is Trump

>>728276692
Russia was informed by the US before the attacks

>>728279724
>any thread about Trump
>immediately spammed to image limit by Russian shills
reported

>>728278155
You'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to not realise the benefit of destroying the airfield and aircraft of a regime that uses said airfield and aircraft to drop chemical weapons on civilians. Just saying

>>728270264
I know enough about robotics that I can help the crew at Boston give Petman and Atlas weapons.

Terminators backed by drones is the dream.

TO all the left wing cucks, Hillary said she thought the same thing should of been done.
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/04/06/politics/hillary-clinton-syria-assad/

>>728276975
Are you really comparing this to pre ww1

Get outside and look around.
Better yet stay in your room and use the Internet your great grand papy never had.