you have 5 seconds to prove you're not black

I like to swim.

I have an inflated ego and think I'm better than everyone else for no fucking reason

bitch I'm 1/64th cherokee, suck my cock faggot

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>>728266177

I'm employed

I voted trump

>>728266177
I'm a tits guy

>>728266298
Nice job taking that from a thread from an hour ago, faggot, kill yourself

>>728266177
I clean up after myself

I smoke newports

Well sheeeeeeit if I'd black den how's my master gon' feed me

i know my father

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I'm typing this reply on a desktop computer, and not from my sail foam.

i have money

I drive a Lexus

I actually like and respect the police. I can also use logic.

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>>728266177

>being this insecure

>>728266177

I have a degree

i bought a bike

2 + 2 = 4

>>728266177
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeet

I'm white

My dad helped raise me

I contribute to society in a positive way.

>>728266177
*calls dad from living room*
done

I like to snowboard and own a jeep for off roading

I enjoy mayonnaise

I can skydive without my lips beating me to death.

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>>728266177

I have a credit score of 780

white privilege doesnt exist

>>728266177
NiggeR

>>>728263360

>>728267008
made me chuckle/10

3"

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>>728267432

I pay taxes

I raise my own kids

I drink grape juice

>>728266177
I just saw my dad, not in jail.

>>728267616
Nigger detected.

i know who my dad is.

I can pick up a phone and call my dad.

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I don't walk as slowly and passive-aggressively as possible when I cross the street.

>>728267078
oooh, someone knows their vector field operations

>>728267645

Thats JUICE mother fucker...not DRINK

I dont like nike shoes

>>728267777

holy shit .....

I'm going to work tomorrow

Niggers

>>728266177
I'm posting this while at work.

I don't incessantly lick my big banjo lips and suck air in through my teeth.

I have a job

>>728266177
2-1=1

>>728266177
I'm going to bed now. I have to work early tomorrow morning.

a butt can be too fat.

I host a D&D podcast and StarCitizen review show.

Check it out by searching R0b0ts Radio!

I'm at work and make $35/hr

I haven't been arrested for theft

>>728266177
I don't blame all my problems on white people

Sieg Heil

>>728266177
women dont cross the street before they walk past me because theyre not afraid i'll rape them

>>728266177
I care very little about my shoes.

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>>728266177
I go to college.

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I don't fuck the fat pig white chicks every self respecting man refuses.

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Did I's win?
Say no and I'll make you drop the soap.