So this is pretty much canon now right?

Just because Jerry left?
you're reading too much into your own fantasies, bud

if anything it'd be rick, also I wouldn't be surprised if Beth is her own mother due to rick's antics.

>>728261299
I came

>>728261299
I can't look at this without repeatedly hearing "O-o-oh geez"

>>728262126
>Rick isn't Morty

>>728261299
Dribble a little Szechuan Sauce on that, Morty.

>>728262539
There was a rick with a morty face in the s3 premier, so it's at least possible.

this is retarded

>>728262456
Oh God
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSUctt1uKwk

>>728262665

there was also a fish rick and morty, doesn't mean they banged the goldfish you stupid fuck.

>>728263003
Infinite universes you stupid fuck.

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>>728261299
Infinite universes, this is OC in a fraction of them

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>>728263113
>mfw no slutty alcoholic mom who makes all sorts of flirty jokes at me when drunk and then pretends she didn't say anything in the morning

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>>728263496
speak for yourself :pp

>>728264270
how you gonna post that and not greentext us with the details?

>>728261299
moar

>>728264270
she has one of those fem-pedo looks. i've seen a few of 'em

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>>728264686
>>728265057
>>728265258
alright so..
>be me
>17 years old
>mom's been divorced from my dad since i was like 8
>been living with her ever since
>is what you'd consider a very chill mom, not very strict
>she also used to be really into wicca shit or something
in short one night she got wasted and i started asking her if she ever did like sex rituals or sex magic. she says a lil bit, ive looked at her differently ever since

>>728261299
this show is garbage. justin and dan need to kill themselves.

>>728265949
go back to writing the series dan.

The full episode
t.co/oqg5hghrCv

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>>728265949
Thanks for the bump at least anon kun

>>728266121
lol @ that comic

>>728266121
i lol'd

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>>728263003
yfw theres a universe out there where they did, in fact, fuck the goldfish

>>728263115
anything possible, including a world where this is how you make popcorn

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Hey guys i totally don't fantasize about convincing my mom to have an oedipal sex ritual with me, nope not at all

>>728268310
post moar

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>>728268310
Yeah... right.

Also, why in the fuck everybody's 'Internal Animal' or whatever bullshit concerning that is a cool animal.

Like, isn't there a shitton of animals in the wild kingdom? Why isn't your internal animal a snail for example? Or an ant? Ants are pretty strong for their size.

Anyway, tell us about the time you fucked the hole you came from.

>>728268310
Definitely more plz

>>728261299

I mean it is canon...infinite universe n such. They are just on a certain curve of c137. I'm sure there are hundreds of thousands of thier location relative to the multiverse.

who knoes man. Shits too big to really contemplate. Pic is hot though.

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>>728268901
No idea dude, and im still working on the last part. advise would be strongly appreciated

>>728269657
Have you fucked other girls?

If you don't have game it will be pretty difficult for you to not screw it and ruin your relationship with her.

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>>728269378
this is old news

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>>728269791
had a few girlfriends so im not completely socially retarded, but im still a virgin

>>728269971

I'm sure these guys are either stoners or alcoholics but they are are my hero's. I hope they make a back rick and morty as lovers.

why not? Malaysia its ok to fuck/marry kids....just make em malaysian.

>>728267899
dubs dont lie

>>728270256
Treat and make her feel like a woman then, a sexy woman at that and escalate things. G E T H E R H O R N Y.

Getting shitfaced drunk will help. If she doesn't drink you gotta find something radical to do with her. Like extreme sports.

Being virgin takes a great downside because you most likely wouldn't perform and you gotta make her cum at the very least... if you get that far.

>posting a cropped picture
The full picture has Jerry watching TV on the side.

rule34.paheal
net/post/view/2151280#search=Beth_Smith

>>728265258
Post more of those type of faces

>>728270737
>Jerry's father is a cuck
Runs in the family i guess

By the way, to the Wicca Mom guy, when I refer to something radical it means something radically extreme and passionate like swimming in a nudist beach or taking dance classess of Salsa or kinky hot latin dances.

Also, remember to share your success with us. If you blow it go fuck yourself with a cactus, we don't wanna know about it.

>>728270737
>dog the bounty hunter's wife

stay gold paheal

stay gold

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>>728261299
Infinite universes bitch!
Now get me that McDonald's szechuan dipping sauce!

>>728270681
So you're saying i gotta seduce then alpha mount my own mom.. that sounds hot as fuck honestly, ill make a challenge out of it. any more tips anon?

>>728263496
>mfw no slutty alcoholic mom who makes all sorts of flirty jokes at me when drunk and then pretends she didn't say anything in the morning

>>728265593
>in short one night she got wasted and i started asking her if she ever did like sex rituals or sex magic. she says a lil bit

Where's the part where she's drunk and makes flirty jokes with you, you dumb shit? This wasn't her being flirty with you at all. In fact YOU asked her question, and she simply replied.

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>>728271102
I mean, we go out camping alot but i guess that dosen't really count

>>728271273
It's illegal. So keep it as much private as you can near people that knows you are related or they might get jealous.

I would recommend going to a fine bar and fuck MILFs first. If you can make them click there is high likelihood you make her click.

Not even sure how it would be with my own mommy, but I screwed a far cousin when she was engaged.

>>728271511
Had she offered going skinny dipping?

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>>728271645
Now you HAVE tell us about your own mom :p
>>728271739
We've gone swimming in a lake before, but skinny dipping might be a good thing to bring up the next time we go

>>728261299
Lol dubs yup. Also infinite universes, yeah fucking your mom in one of them is now cash. Holy fuck that'd be nice.

>>728272251
You didn't even insinuated it before? Damn I thought I was beta but you are a totally stupi fuck.

And there isn't much to tell about my mom. I grew up with her and very emotionally close so I don't even dare to see myself flirting with her.

Most of my cousins on the other hand...

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>>728272632
nope

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>>728272632
wow...

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>>728272632

fuck off. This is so 2000 and late.

>>728272632
Dude.. what the fuck? too soon...

>>728261612
>left
Beth kicked him out bro

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>>728272632
thread kill incoming

>>728272632
This is stupid consider sudoku

>>728272632
dont tell me what to do

>>728272632
What the fuck, you sick piece of shit. You are the literal scum of the planet, you are the reason why humanity is going to shit. I've seen some really fucked up shit on /b/ before but this is shit that nobody should fucking see. I hope the fucking FBI, CIA and Government fucking find you and execute you like the scum you are.

>>728272836
Not how that works. Jerry put his foot down about crazy step dad ruining everything. Beth put up resistance and they obviously agreed to divorce. Beth even said pretty much "I have to go make shit worse to make sure he doesn't try to stay"

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>>728272632
fuck you nerd
image reposted

ayo what happened?

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>>728272388
Id go to a different dimension to fuck my mom, without a doubt

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>>728261299
>728272632 << some one posted a "I'm deleting this now and you only have to post your obvious disdain for the "illegal" content in this post. Pasta.

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>>728273224
>2017
>Using Yotsuba

Just how fucking summer are you?

>>728268310
>those paw tats
Bitch fucks dogs

>>728273433
fuck you and your dubs

>>728273022
...what happened?

>>728273505
learn to read nigger

>>728273433
>20XX
>giving a flying fuck about the layout of a chinese cartoon board
i bet you also bought the new iphone for 1.2 grant because you liked the design

>>728273505
>Retarded Roody-Poo.

>>728273496
I wasn't gonna say anything, but...

yep. Probably helps anon's chances a lot at least.

>>728274493
>Incest
>Just a white's thing

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>>728274493
Hot

>>728273505
Clearly the "hurr durr after I delete this post pretend it was really bad" image

>>728269971

>infinite realities
>confining it to the happenings of this reality

Just because it's unhealthy here doesn't mean it would be in every reality Ashley.

While there is also a reality where they're in a loving relation ship there's also one where Rick keeps Morty locked in the subterranean lab under the garage as a sex slave and gimp.

And everything in between.

>>728265593
wow I thought you were going to tell us an incest sex story you fucking queer

>>728276032
Let's hope the best for the next wincest thread.

Anons capped my story but never got chance to save it and sadly is not posted anymore.

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>>728266121
mfw I shared this on facebook because I skimmed past the last picture and thought the mom was complaining about going on the Star Wars ride

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>>728276944
only one thing to do now

>>728276944

fucking lolz.

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>>728276944

>>728276944
>Using facebook
You deserve that and worse, human garbage.

>>728273496
lel

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>>728273094
>Get BTFO

>>728271273
creampie her my dude.

>>728265593
Looks like I have to put my dick back in my pants.

>>728271166
Why are ricks nipples so sharp?

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>>728261299
Technically not incest

>>728276944
post it, and the comments that follow.

>>728278111
kek commands it

>>728277112
>>728277157
>>728277177
>>728277265
>>728278115

Forgot to mention I did this a few weeks ago. Someone fucking liked it that I went to high school with and that's when I took a good look at it and realized. It was up there for a good few hours and obviously I deleted it.

FML fam

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>>728278111
Kek definetely wills it.

>>728276944
we all make mistakes anon.
but seriously, delete your facebook

>>728266121
Sauce for the love of god!

>>728263115
Infinite universes means this is legit is an infinite amount of them

>>728276944
Claim its a hack

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>>728266121
>>728282134
Fucking cartoonists. There is a reason why journalists hate their guts.

>>728282134
site?

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>>728282134
pls post more of these anon kun

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>>728283296
>>728283486
Found it on Xbooru. Enter "timer" into the tags field

>>728277835
glory to the cone nipple raceeeee, all you nipple ripples can diiieeeeee

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This is basically an incest thread so

>>728264270
Seems like a solid 8,I would.

>>728286352
what I would give for a version of this story centered on her ass

>>728266121
Any site where they have humor comics like this? Where there's sex involved and obviously meant for 18+, but it's not 100% focused on just porn

>>728262752
Have you seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsNwplvidPk

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I bet my ass I must have the story of the other cousin fucker anon.

>>728261299
no, and your a fucking tool for thinking so

>>728265593
worst green text ever

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That's all folks, maximun filesize is wrecking my shit so can't post anything else.

>>728287238

Check out Oglaf. Its a sexual fantasy webcomic site that focues more on humor than just pure fapping material.

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>>728287607
>diamonds

>>728289016
Fucking hilarious web comic

>>728289016
dude yes fucking love that shit

>>728261299
what episode is thiis

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>>728262456
this

>>728289486
Oglaf is great but I do miss the apprentice.

Some other good ones with sex plot are Cummoner (very pornographic but really good), Ship in a bottle (good at times. Latest arc is absolute shit), and SUPPOSEDLY My hero! Is going to get there, but only a few tit shots so far.

If anyone else has others id be glad to hear.

>>728265593

Since this dude is a giant fucking loser who baited you all I'll post some real images and a real story.

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>>728288723
There is so much nice beth porn out there why would you save this piece of shit

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>>728289848

>have small family
>a chunk of them live out East, so some of my family goes there for holidays while the rest of us stay behind.
>my thanksgiving 2015 was just me, my mom, my aunt, and my aunt's boyfriend
>my mom is in her early 50's and she has an old friend who was 37 at the time.

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>>728289971

>37 year old friend had just gone through a divorce
>her family was out of town and her ex husband got the kids for the holiday.
>my mom had recently reconnected with her and since our thanksgiving was tiny, she invited her over since we had extra food and room.

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>>728290078

>My mom knew this women from a long time ago from work
>She was 17 at the time and I was 4.
>Now, I was 24 at the time of thanksgiving
>This women hadn't seen me since I was a little kid and was like
>woh anon look at you all grown up

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>>728290223

>37 year old is acting suspicious all night
>asks me if I'm dating anyone
>randomly mentions she's been fixed and can't have anymore kids
>when we won at charades she gave me a high five and left her hand there for a bit
>rampant arm touching

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>>728290351

>aunt and her boyfriend leave
>I'm about to go home to my dad's (parents are divorced and I ate thanksgiving at mom's)
>37 YO is like oh no I think I had too much to drink
>can you follow me home and make sure I make it okay
>okay.jpg
>the flirting and this odd request I found to be a bit jarring but the whole drive I was like
>dude...no fucking way this is happening...

>>728290494

>get to her complex
>poke my head out of my car and go
>okay, you alright?
>She says yeah, wanna come up for a drink?
>I say, yeah, let's do it
>as we go up she says that I cannot tell my mom whatever I do.

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>>728290573

>Sit down in her apartment
>She gets me a drink
>we make small talk for about 5 minutes
>randomly takes my drink, says I'm cute, and starts straddling me

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>>728262456

>>728290636
lurking

>>728290636
Lurching

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>>728266083

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summer>beth

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>>728290636

>Start making out hardcore while feeling her up all over
>gets off of me and says she'll be right back
>comes back with no pants on just panties
>straddles me again and we continue making out
>I throw her down on the couch (she's like less than 5 foot and 90 lbs so she's tiny)
>I'm kissing her all over and grabbing her tits
>I take her shirt off, then go to take mine off as she's completely striping
>pushes me back onto the couch and gives me the best head of my life
>I push her off and fucking go to town on her raw
>she is so small and I am using the cracks of the couch as leverage, so I am bringing the fucking thunder
>She squirts
>pushes me off of her and gets into doggy style
>I pound her from behind while pushing her face into the coffee table and lightly choking her
>She cums again, pushes me off, and gives me the most insane blow job
>bust the biggest load in her mouth and she swallows
>slink out into the night

Shit was crazy.

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infinite universes...

>>728290927
summer looks too much like jerry

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>>728289726
you having this discusion is my fetish pls pursue