You have 10 SECONDS to tell me what weapons you own.

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pocket knife and a benelly shotgun

A baseball bat.

My wit and charm.

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these

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Katana and teleportation.

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Pooey stick and a brick on a string

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i own an aluminum bat and a plastic lightsaber.

Gun fag here. I have guns.

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What are you, a cop?

I have a fedora with razor blades stitched into the rim.

Mossberg Maverick 88
Makarov
Mosin 91/30
Boar spear
Dane axe
3 throwing axes
Cavalry saber
Damascus Katana
Petersen Type H sword
Various pocket knives
My dick

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caltrops

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A katana...

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Just a bunch of canned goods that I plan on throwing at any intruders.

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Zastava M70 Select fire
Mosin Nagant
CZ 75
Ka-Bar

Ruger SR1911

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I thoroughly used pocket pussy.

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SOG Dagger, prop rapier, and me mits.

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I have a powerful odour.

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My voice.

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/k/ incarnate

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Muh dick

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My Carebear Stare

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Folding trench shovel

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A knife nigga and a hammer

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Cold steel kukri
Splitting and chopping axe both fiskars

S&W fixed blade boot knife. Also a huge penis

Katana
2 Sai
2 knives
Steel toed red laced Gripfast boots
My fists
My rage

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Slav/10

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AmEx corporate card. Best self-defense I'll ever have.

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Checked
You anons should create a super team of heros like the justice league

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>my fedora
>my keyboard
>the god delusion by richard dawkins
with these tools i break the bonds of human ignorance on my quest to enlighten the world against cancer

A 1973 Mauser HSc Super .380 with about 400 rounds.

A brain you fuckin weebs

bersa firestorm
glock 19
.357 magnum
remington 870
ruger mini14

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A rapier and a bow

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Shitty blade this is

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various swords, halbard, a rifle, shotgun, Cossack whips, kalash bayonet, other bayonets, Spetz shovel, cowboy cattle whip (as in made by an actual cowboy from back in the day), and so on.

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TP-link? Are you fucking kidding me?

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I have a pocket knife and a can of mace.
I'm a dude but I'm too poor to afford a gun

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This knife prevented me from getting mugged/attacked on the way back from night classes a few years back. Some drugged out skeezeball was swearing loudly about a 100 ft or so ahead on the path through the park and something set off my spidey senses. I carried this thing in my bag just in case (I live in New Orleans where random crime can be bad). So I was walking the opposite direction he was and I had the knife in my grasp covered by my messenger bag. As we crossed I made eye contact and gave him a head nod saying "Sup." to acknowledge him.

Even before I finish completing saying Sup he screams "Fuck you you fucking bitch!" I did not like his response so I replied to something of that effect. He pulls out a shitty folding knife and starts advancing on me while slurring obscenities at me. I could immediately tell this guy was fucked up and not fucking around, so I flung the bag off my shoulder while still grasping my big motherfucking Cold Steel combat knife.

>Come at me motherfucker!

He stopped dead in his tracks so fast he lost his balance and stumbled backwards, and he had a semi-heavy backpack on that caused him to fall to the ground. I charged at him and he took off running the opposite direction, leaving his backpack behind, just booking it into the dark park. I took his backpack, unzipped it and poured his shit into a muddy puddle.

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And here's muh .45

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why would I tell you what I have? fuck off ATF

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>artistic works of fiction
But if true that's a pretty funny story, anon.

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This pic is the dictionary definition of cringe...

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Which is why it shall be immortalized in the annals of internet history

a cute switch blade for muggin fags.

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I've had this knife for over 10 years now. That was the moment the knife paid for itself.

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ka bar
testicles
bad breath

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gun
few knives
bamboo staff
nunchucks
crappy throwing stars

man, when I list it like this it seems really autistic but I swear they were all aquired spontaneously or as gifts.

>gifts
>even my friends think im autistic

everything is starting to make a lot more sense now

i have some shit on a stick and a slingshot

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A couple guns.

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nice.
you shoot them all?

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Not the .54 caliber black powder rifle. I'm too much of a pussy, still.

machete

A footlong iron pipe

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what type of knife does your knife nigga use?

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fist of fury!

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I watched One punch

My own cunning wit!

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Tomohawk

knives, sledgehammer, money.

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These hands.

Fuck you mean?

glock 19 gen 4

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>pocket knife that resambles a shotgun
>2 weeb swords
>A native Bow
>a old nunchaku
>my fists

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Im not coming on your land lol

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White privlage

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i own a large collection of swords and daggers but my mind is my sharpest weapon
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Taurus 1911 .45ACP

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Italian rapier.

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5 pocket knifes
3 combat knifes
2 machete
3 rifles
3 shotguns
4 handguns
Brass knuckles

A huge fucking butcher knife.