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Old or new?

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Old or new?
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old
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old is infinitely creepier
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>>728247446
why is the new one wearing a dress ?
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>>728247446
the old one is a monster dressed as a clown.
the new one is a clown dressed as a monster.
old one.
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>>728247575
cuz it's a fag
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>>728247575
Because it is a homosexual
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>>728247446
both suck ass
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the og clown
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>>728247754

Truth
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the new it looks even gayer than the new joker did in suicide squad.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr32uXnxM24
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>>728247898
Kek, true dat!
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New seems be more like the book, so new > old
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>>728247446
Old one. Also new one is terrible. The goal of pennywise is to bait kids to follow him (sort of). Seriously, what kind of retarded kid would follow this creepy monstruosity. The goal of the clown is to look innocent and childish, that's the whole fucking point. While they are at it they could also give the guy a chainsaw and make him vomit blood, kids would love it.
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>>728247575

Likely a reference to the fact IT appeared as a female spider in the book.
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>>728247754
This
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>>728247446
Old is MUCH scarier, because it actually looks realistic. That is pretty much what circus of fairground clowns look like, only there is something off about it that you can't quite put your finger on... It just looks wrong, somehow.

New is just Le Generic Evil Clown. The fact that it tries to look scary is besides the point of the character. It's supposed to be disarming, in a way, to lure children, and the old one accomplishes that, while still giving you nightmares.
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>>728247874

Its true form was that of a female spider. Even in its default disguise, it can't totally hide that.
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>>728247446
Old all the way, the new one looks like a mime raped a victorian age suffragette.
Besides from what I've seen in the trailers, they took a good story and shat all over it with jump scares.
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Will we get the Fridge Scene, that's the question I want to know?

That scene where the leeches drain the pyschopathic bully's blood.
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The new one looks terrifying, which defeats the point of the disguise.
Will have to wait and see though.
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>>728247575
it´s either what
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>>728248205
said or it´s clothing just looks like that as a reference to medieval/renaissance/baroque style jesters.
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>>728248305
>something off
>it looks wrong, somehow
That´s just Tim Curry for you.
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>>728248835

My guess is they decided the new version needed to be, because they're going to include more of the book's more fucked-up scenes.

Pyscho-Bully gonna get the leeches.
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>>728247446
the only reason I like the old one is Tim Curry. I don't like the new one either but I think a the tim curry one would look very out of place if the movie followed the book better in terms of representing themes visually.
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>>728248499
Interesting interpretation. Out of curiosity, how would you prefer a film maker portray, based on a given piece of source material, a scary moment that happens suddenly?
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>>728248788
That part in the book where the leaches drain the blood from his tounge and pop his eyeball is so fucking gross.
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>>728249203
Don't get me wrong jump scares have their place in horror. But the ones I've seen in the trailer seems way over the top. Running towards the kid screaming and shaking his head, really?
It's way too "oogaaboogaaboogaa" for my tastes.
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Amazing Athiest said the new one is shit so the old one Is better
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>>728249347

In fairness, he deliberately murdered his own kid brother and enjoyed it.
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>>728249397

The guy who directed the new one also directed "Mama", which was mediocre but had a unique visual style + that same jittery movement. Not to say that it doesn't look a little funky, but it's more his style I guess - which makes things look less human. But idk I think jump scares kind of have to be put in wide release horror movie trailers. Prob a decision by the production company. I'd give it a chance, especially considering the director's knack for making a creepy atmosphere
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>>728249810
Don't get me wrong, I'll probably watch it, but I very much doubt it will be able to reach the same level of scary as the original. Heck to this day I feel uneasy around clowns because of the first It movie, it's not a full blown phobia, but I am wary of them.
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>>728250143
Honestly, I feel like Curry's Pennywise is the only good thing about the old one. I'll be interested to see whether people can see past that. If the meat of the story is improved at all it'll seem worthwhile to me.
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>>728251292
I really hope that is the case, but the trailers afford me precious little of that hope.
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>>728251292

KISS ME FATBOI!
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>>728247446
they both suck
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>>728248076
you are very wrong
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>>728248076
I think it looks very different
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>>728248333
genderless, bob grey, mr. grey, not female, not gendered.
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Tim Curry for life, but the M4TV version was waaaay too tame.
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>>728247446
What did you mean?
The Outfits, or the Films?
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>>728253037

I'll go with outfits.
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>>728248197
Exactly
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>>728248205
>mr. bob gray
>female
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>>728247446
New is trying to hard
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>>728253102
I would say the classic one.
But the modern one is also nice.
It's a change, lets try to give a chance...
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>>728248788
I know we ain't going to get the bj scene.

> do you want me to put it in my mouth?
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I thank the biggest problem here is we have been exposed to the tv miniseries so much and for so long, that any other depictions will not meet our expectations.
Personally I don't much care for the new based on what I've seen as it looks like it is headed strait into sudo horror jump scare atrophy.
As a person who read and book and didn't see the mini series until many MANY years later Im sorry but as awesome as Tim Curry is, he wasn't frightening in the slightest.

He is a great actor thoe and he steals the show and that's why so many are behind him. Npt because he was a good Pennywise the dancing clown, but because he is Tim Curry.

It isn't supposed to be A clown, but a frightening clown. It becomes your fear because it loves scared meat. So it isnt going to try and make you laugh, it is going to try and scare you shitless.
So the new may be bad and I'm banking on it being such, but I'm going to give this new clown a chance at least.
However I'm not giving my hopes up.

As for what its actual form, we are never shown that, just another ideal form of something we are all afraid of....Spiders.
I don't thank we can comprehend what It actual is.
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>>728247446
New one isnt too creepy just cause it reminds me of the Queen of Hearts from wonderland
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imo the new one isn't nearly gaudy enough...
hit that shit with some god awful color and it'll be acceptable
as is it just looks like an emo retard in a dress
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Like anything else King, screen adaptations are just going to be a letdown. I'm not suggesting King is a super amazing writer, but 99% of his stories are great reads.

I loved this book, as well as The Stand. Both screen adaptations weren't great to say the least, but I'll always have a soft spot for them because they at least attempted to bring to the screen stories I love.

Tim Curry made the original watchable. Scary even. But in a different way than the book was scary. I'm open minded about this, but I'm not expecting it to be good.

I just hope it isn't the letdown that 11/22/63 was.
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>>728247446
Jesus...they are ruining another classic.
Why Hollyjew ! Why??????
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I'm just going to say it. Clowns aren't scary. Deal with it. Pussies.
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>>728247446
You should be anal raped for even asking.
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They just don't make them like Tim Curry anymore
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>>728247446
>New - herp derp dur edgy
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>>728253887
>It isn't supposed to be A clown, but a frightening clown
Are you sure you read the book?

The point of the clown is to be disarming. The character seeing the clown in the book is never immediately frightened, they always stop and consider the strangeness of the clown in the situation (under a bridge at night, in sub-zero temps with balloons floating against the wind, in a storm drain, etc.). It's only after the fact that the characters (and readers) begin to associate the clown with fear/evil/IT.

But none of this fucking matters, studios/audiences will keep plot-fucking this story to death with the clown and ignore the amazingly clever theme.
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>>728247754
Deepest thing I've read all week
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He'd better sound like he's from Brooklyn.
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>>728254786
>there will ever be another after he heads back to his own planet

goodnight sweet xenomorph
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>>728247446
neither

read the book, anon.
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>>728255385
How does the book describe him? I read it over 20 years ago, I don't recall.
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>>728253448
too
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>>728255589
like a clown, pretty much.
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>>728255706
So either pic in OP could be correct.
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Interestingly enough, Patrick (pyschotic bully) is the only character IT attacks who is devoid of fear being emotionless.

He's the closest thing in the book to a human Pennywise.
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>>728255589
A character in the book describes the clown as a bit like a few famous clowns, but mostly a cross between Bozo and Ronald. The TV mini got it mostly right, mostly issues with coloring of clothing.
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>>728247446
new one looks like Syndrome from the incredibles
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>>728256206

Only reason I can think of why a creature (who admits "you all taste so much better when you're afraid") would attack an emotion-free pyscho is personal disgust. Patrick kills without reason, and even IT kills for purpose.
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>>728247446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9dg8PI2sEg
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New movie is going to be shit... the old movie was shit, but the new one is super shit. The writer is the genius behind Annabelle probably the worst 'horror movie' I've seen other than The Slaughter House Massacre, the director is teh 'genius' behind Mama... Probably the most bland Horror film in the last 30 years. And the studio is so full of interferance that they won't let this be anything other than a jumpscare fest. Which has gotten old, and aren't scary.

The film should be more like the Babadook than like Annabelle or any other jumpscare bullshit. It's not a creature feature, it's a psycological horror that was meant to mirror real events.

This new movie just seems to be "BOO I'M AN EVIL LOOKING CLOWN" *AUTISTIC SCREECH*

Even the look and such of IT looks retarded.
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>>728247898
Beat it, asshole. I'M workin' this side of the street!
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>this goddamn thread
>MUH NOSTALGIA

holy fuck get over yourselves

the book was good

original series was awful

king said he hated the old one and likes the new one

this movie will be better but still awful because they're remaking something in fucking 2017

fuck
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>>728248076
>more like the book
Do they all get to fuck the little girl in their group?
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>>728247446
i don't think they get why old IT was creepy. It's not cause "LOL CREEPY CLOWN. GIVE HIM SHARP TEETH AND OLD RIPPED UP CLOTHES!".

It would be genuinely off putting if you saw the old clown walking around a neighborhood. It's not like he looks like an alien/monster. He looks like a realistic clown. But why the fuck would a clown be walking around your house/front yard? is it a deranged man? Is it a part of your imagination? Is it a child predator? It leaves dozens of possible answers.

New clown just looks like a generic "creepy" clown. It immediately reeks of someone trying to scare you by dressing up as something scary.
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>>728256206

I really hope the writers of the remake recognize that Patrick is basically a foil/mirror image to Pennywise (a murderous entity, but unlike Pennywise devoid of emotions).

A meeting between them would be surreal. The entity that feeds on fear runs into the human without emotions.
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>>728257369
I might need to read the book.

Explain further.
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the old "movie" was a made for tv miniseries

a lot of it got chopped
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>>728247446
new (I hope)
the old movie is boring and not scary at all
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>>728249347

IT had to be brutal with Patrick. He's an emotionless, murderous psychopath. The only way it could have gotten any response out of him was to gruesomely attack directly. The bully is devoid of fear (which is why IT appears with a face of melting candle wax and a distorted voice).
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>>728258024
Psychopaths aren't devoid of fear, though. Every cognizant human has fear - at least at the level of self-preservation.

King is dumb.
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The new one...the old one was never creepy or scary
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>>728258237

Patrick believed nothing was real except him. The monster just proved he was wrong in a to-the-point manner.
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>>728258436
Nope. Sorry. King isn't that smart. Doesn't work that way. I love the guy, but no. He's a middle school English teacher from Maine.
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Imo the old pennywise was cool. The film itself was not as good as the book. Far worse maybe?
Point is the book "It" is really good.
I think the new film wont be any good...i mean what can we expect?
The book is really long and complex, the film is for the general audience so its more likely we see jump scares and other unimportant bs rather than what the book was giving us.
That being sad the old clown looked more realistic and thats more scary to me.
But after the horrorclown youtube hype they had to male an it film...money money money
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>>728247446
The new one looks fucking stupid.
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>>728253339
To be fair, it was a female spider entity in the book, you sack of shit. However, the clown character that it frequently took the form of is just a regular clown with orange pompom buttons, orange hair, and silver eyes. He also casts no shadow if I recall correctly. He is an illusion. When It is killing, though, It takes the form of whatever elicits the most fear from It's victim. In this way, it drinks your fear and draws sustainence from it. This is what keeps it alive. Your emotions are Its food.
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>>728257748
All the dudes in the group fuck Beverly one by one. To build group moral or some shit. Stuttering Bill has the biggest dick.
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>>728247446
what a cute spider
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saw the old one as a kid a few time, never understood it, anyone care to explain the plot?
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>>728253633
What? *punch* I ain't no faggot. If you tell then I'll tell about your refrigerator.
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>>728257748
>>728259030
I heard this as well
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>>728259101
The book is over a thousand pages long. Go fuck yourself.
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>>728247446
new one is tryhard and cringy. i hate the "head tilted down, smiling" pose. reminds me of edgy teenagers.
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>>728259025
It only appeared as a female spider entity. It was all cthulhu-esque, according to the book, humans could only comprehend a cross-section of it because most of it existed in space that we have no organs to perceive.
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>>728259030

And thus she gets back at her abusive father, who is always hurting her for even looking at boys.
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>>728259304
Yes, I agree.
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>>728259101
IT is a creature from another dimension. The dimension is given more depth in The Dark Tower series. IT landed in what would become Maine thousands of years ago. Wakes up every 30 years or so to feed. IT prefers children. Easier to manipulate and scare. IT prefers the taste of scared meat. IT has many powers. The Loser Club did not defeat IT. PENNYWISE LIVES.
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>>728259195
When the Losers' travel into the sewer with the intent of destroying It, they momentarily find themselves hopelessly trapped. As the boys start to panic, Beverly comes up with the idea of having sex with the others in order to calm them down, as a result the other Losers take turns having sex with her. Because King didn't wish this to be viewed as a lewd scene, the narrative explicitly states that the act of intimacy with each of the boys' helps to further strengthen their friendship; and Beverly only experiences orgasm while having intercourse with Bill Denbrough and Ben Hanscom.
Holy fucking shit, I can't believe it.
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>>728247446
old was scary and funny at the same time 10/10 on the pogo scale
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>>728259515
>PENNYWISE LIVES.

Which book did they find that graffiti in? Was it Dreamcatcher?
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>>728259257

Maine, Boogity-Boos, Fridge, Semi-Orgy, Spider, Maine.
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>>728259303
noice
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>>728259685
>Fridge

Ugh don't remind me. That part stuck out.
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>>728259677
Yep. Children have no hope of defeating an enemy from higher levels of The Dark Tower. That's reserved for the entity of that level that supersedes IT in power.
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>>728259101
> anyone care to explain the plot?

Klown kills kids
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>>728247446

I really love the edgy new look of the new clown, so cool and gritty, I can't wait for them to start selling this costume at hottopic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLtXs6cjXeQ
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>>728259515
>IT prefers the taste of scared meat
Isn't he supposed to be that race of vampire that live thought consuming the emotions of the people, like that final enemy before the Dark Tower that consumed the laughter of the people or something like that
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>>728259750

King was in a really dark state of mind when he wrote that chapter.
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>>728259581
how old were they in the book again?
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>>728247446
old
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>>728260489
yeah but how old specifically.
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>>728259822
I gotta start reading the Dark Tower series. Seems like it ties/provides a backdrop to King's entire universe.
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>>728260420
11
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>>728260420

According to TVTropes, around 11.

"Pragmatic Adaptation: For obvious reasons, (in that they are all around eleven years old), the scene where the six male members of the Loser's Club have sex with Beverly in succession (It Makes Sense in Context) is omitted from the visual adaptations of the book."
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>>728260220
He wrote his darkest, most disturbing books when he was deep in addiction and depression, yeah. Pet Sematary was one - Cujo also.
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>>728260663
Please do so, I personally think it's some of kings best work.
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>>728256863
Babadook was utter horse shit. Went in with the expectation of a good horror film, boy was I wrong.
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>>728260777

He could Tommy-Knock you down till you can't Stand up.
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Anyone else notice the new one takes place in the 80's?
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>>728261248
That's when the book was written, so it makes sense. Maybe it will be decent if they are following the book that closely.
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>>728260663
They are good, you can also see how he improves as a writer since there is a lot of difference between the books. The end is kinda meh imo.
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>>728261100
98% on RT, and 86 on metacritic don't agree. It's praised as one of the greatest horror films in recent years. It's a psycological horror, a droning terror... Not BOO SCARY FACE, BOO LOUD NOICE, BOOOOOOO, AH, BOO It's also not a creature feature. It's a horror film and every critic and 90% of the audiance agree it's incredible. So get rekt
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>>728261355
>The end is kinda meh imo.

Yeah I heard it kinda loops back to the beginning and shows that everything is kind of in some infinite cycle.
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>>728247446
im hoping for bad acting no practical special effects and loads of cgi in this completely unnecessary reboot
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>>728261100
What's a good horror film to you?
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>>728261594
From the previews the acting looks decent. Could be good.
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>>728248197

You should go ahead and kill yourself faggot
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>>728261343
It was written in the 80's, but the first part took place in the 50's. So no, they're not following the story at all. Looks like their trying to be like Stranger Things or some bullshit.
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>>728261756
"Decent"

It was Just monotone speaking... Seriously It's like completely bored sounding, kinda like Snyder, The guy behind Rogue 1 or Shayamalon do things... Just... "I am speaking words, words that don't matter...Oh my brother died... k... Oh no, a clown... k... oh things are moving on their own...k.."

It's just no emotion to it. It's all just one note and bland.
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>>728261415
I personally liked it when I watch it alone and paying attention to every detail, but when me and my buddies watch it together they hated it. I think it's good if you're in the right mood and with the right people (if you can just by yourself)
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>>728261510
Dark Tower film this August tho. And the MC is a nigger haha fuck me, he's supposed to look like Clint Eastwood.
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>>728261841

That was an odd reaction. You a big fan of the new look?
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>>728261100

I wanted to see more of the damn monster.
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>>728261999
That's how a lot of movies are If you're with a group you're going to make fun of it more and not sit in silence. I used to get with buddies to watch absolutely dogshit films(Slaughterhouse massacre, Zombevers and more like that shit) and can have a better time than with Citizen Kane. It's subjective. But I feel horror films should be watched in small groups/alone.

I'm a huge horror film. I'm one of the people to have horror stories on instead of music. I just like to listen to them, watch them and all. Not an edgelord it's just a nice genre. But lately I haven't been able to enjoy one. It's all the same jumscare, shit acting, low budget formula.
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>>728247754
This
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>>728256863
Babadook was shit, mama was shit, and Annabelle was shit.

Although the demon scene in Annabelle was genuinely good it didn't fit with the rest of the flick.
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>>728261955
OK TJ Kirk - you could try having your own opinion.

In any event, there's not much to judge in the preview, but the child actors looked genuinely frightened and their performances, while brief, did not seem that contrived. That's hard to accomplish with actors that young - usually child actors are the weakest link in movies. In this case, it's a good sign.
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>>728262255
>I'm a huge horror film.

What's your plot?
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>>728262255
Tikilii Tikilii
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>>728261415
The only thing going for it was that, with a few exceptions, it didn't use jump scares to try to be scary. But watching a depressed mother and her son who acts like the average /b/ user isn't all that scary.
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>>728262035
Blackwashing. Gotta pander.
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>>728262255
That's the kind of replies that I love! nice to read it and I agree, it's sad that almost every horror movie right now it's a jump scare fest, hopefully in the next years the trend fall down and we get to see a more thoughtful and creative ways to scare people.
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Old one. New one is just another millenial failure at art
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>>728262702
He is described as been a wiry man with skin like wrinkly shoe leather.
He could be black or white or whatever really.
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>>728262827
being*
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>>728262827
He's described as looking like Clint Eastwood and Stephen King. So ruggedly handsome, and also ugly. And white. He is white.
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>>728262355
I agree Mama was shit and annabelle was shit... THOSE are the writers and directors of the new IT movie...

Babadook wasn't shit though. That's universally said. Again I say, 98% on RT, 86 on metacritic and around that ballpark for everyone else.

>>728262485
He a film reviewer? If so he's probably got the right idea, I mean Shayamalon, The rogue 1 director and snyder all have the same problem. They don't let actors act so it makes sense that critics would point it out. They just say "Talk monotone for an hour and 30 minutes" and the actors do. The actors aren't even the problem, Shaymalon(I can't spell his fucking name) manages to turn great actors into shit. Just like George Lucas can. Though Lucas makes them over act instead of underact. Look at everyone that those directors have directed in another film. They manage to make OSCAR WINNERS come off as boring and amature.

So I think the Kurk guy's onto something. Those directors can't direct. And this guy seems the same way. Can't direct actors. Much less child actors.

>>728262547
I meant to say fan, I'm a total tool and get carried away typing and don't reread shit.
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>>728255026

"I love J-Rock!"
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>>728262827
>He could be black or white or whatever really.
Say that to Detta
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>>728260663
I haven't read the tower series but the talisman and black house lightly touch upon the king universe. From a Buick 8 does too in a way but its more lovecraftian so I liked it better.
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>>728263064
Whatever. I thought the acting, from what I could see, was decent. I think the film has potential to be decent - primarily because they are following the book closely. And I think you're a pseudo-intellectual faggot with nothing better to do than shit on people with more creativity and success than you'll ever hope to have.
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>>728263412

Idris Elba will be awesome. I can't speak to the rest of the film though.
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>>728259303
Fucking sauce right now holy shit I have a new fetish.
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>>728256863
Babadook was awful.
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>>728263428
Lisey's Story and parts of Tommyknockers does that as well. There are several of his short stories and parts of novels that touch upon his parallel universe/alternate dimension concept.
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>>728248986
Tim curry was the voice of every villain in my childhood. Imdb list is staggering
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>>728263436
I'm a movie fan. I never said I hated the Directors or anything, but seriously you can't deny that they always under use actors.

As for trying to say that I'm doing it because I've got nothing better to do then shit on people that's not the case. I'm just sure it's going to be jumpscare bullshit which isn't faithful to the book. I'm a fan of horror films, and even the directors I listed, but you can't deny that they aren't great. Seriously, it's not because I'm jealous of success or any other stupid ass argument that you seem to have as your last resort as you can't actually discuss it correctly. You result to the old "You're just jealous" like when people insult Justin Beiber, or Miley cyrus. They always say "You're just jealous" It's not that. It's that they actually suck. That's all there is, no conspiracy, nothing else.

As for decent, How? What's the saving grace in your eyes? The studio, writer, and director are all shit. So where's the hope?
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>>728261415
> I need other people to tell me what to like
>>728261675
Not him but i loved the wicker man, the tenant, and Santa sangre. They're not scary, no movie is IMO, but they were very atmospheric. A recent one i liked was the border lands, slow burn but it will shake you.
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>>728247446

Old. New looks fucking retarded.
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Damn. Look at Tim Curry these days.
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>>728263967
Dude - you're shitting on a movie based on a 60 second preview. "I'm SURE it's gonna be blah blah blah!" Seriously, go fuck yourself. Contempt prior to investigation is the mark of an idiot. You have no argument. There's nothing to discuss.
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>>728258000
Perfect
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>>728263064
I don't give a fuck about the faggots at RT or metacritic. It was fucking boring except for the 10 mins of tension when he haunts them at night. The kid was fucking annoying too, I wished the gaybadook would've killed him.
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>>728263579

http://www.phicatube.net/video/8935/stranded-teens-mikayla-mico-clown-fuck
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>>728247446
The new Pennywise reminds me of that meme of the black dude saying "you one sexy motherfucker".. So, Tim Curry hands down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEKbwS8Eftw
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>>728264597
>Phicatube
My dick demands I click. Let's hope I don't get a dtv.
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>>728247446
Tim Curry as Pennywise is why so many people of our generation are scared of clowns. All those creepy clown pranks and jackasses dressing up to scare people are because of him, he's the origin. That's a very tough act to follow.

But while Curry's is better as a disguise, the tone of the new Pennywise implied by the trailer is more appealing to me. The old one was mostly fucking with people, he's a troll who eventually eat you. The fact it was limited to a TV miniseries budget was it's main problem.

The new Pennywise feels more like a predator, It's not trolling kids, It's hunting them. And the idea that It needs to rick children i a little foolish, It can make you see anything it wants, why would It need to make you want to follow it? Fear season the meat, so why not inspire all the fear you can?
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>>728263971
Showing the review ratings wasn't to have people tell me what to like. Don't be a tool. But when a movie is universally parised you can't exactly say it's shit. You can say you didn't like it, but calling it shit is disingenuous. I don't like the Beatles, but they aren't shit. They just aren't soomething I like.

As for... Wickerman... 73 or 06?
The Tenant was pretty okay and I haven't seen Santa Sangre. But I can at least see those. But again, this movie looks like jumpscare bullshit. 3 jumpscares in the trailer alone. That's too many for the movie to have in the first place, but it shows there are many many more in the film. Or maybe they did a reverse suicide squad. Made a bunch of amazing trailers for a shitty film. Maybe the trailer is just shit and the director and writer took classes, and they only showed the worst of the film... But that's not exactly likely is it?

>>728264535
You misunderstood the film. The monster was never really there. It's just a way for the audiance to see how the mother felt. It was kinda like the sandman creepypasta if you've ever read that. At least that's what I've always thought. I may be way off, but that seems like what they meant.
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>>728264812

you have to turn adblock off or the video won't play.

Other than that it's legit.
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>>728255066
Not the other guy, and I havent read the book in a long time, but I only remember the clown thing working on very small children. He was an absolute fucking demon with anyone that wasnt a small child, especially once they resisted the first time. At least thats how I remember it.

People just remember everything from the stupid fucking Curry version, that was horrifying when I was 8 and almost embarrassing at any point after that.
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Old
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>>728258237
Recognizing anger isn't the same as fear.
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>>728265193
*danger
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>>728247446
It's gonna be hard to replace Steph Curry as the clown but I'm excited
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>>728253887
That's not right at all. She's not supposed to be a scary clown. She's meant to look disarming and nice. She's described as looking like Ronald McDonald in the book, and only after then she becomes scary. This new one is trying too hard to be "Scary clown" instead of "Clown that's scary"
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>>728265193
>>728265213
Responding to danger to avoid it is precisely based in fear. If one TRULY had no fear, they would not live long. It is fear of death that fundamentally drives self-preservation.

Try again.
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>>728261675
The thing
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>>728248305
This is called "the uncanny Valley" something I learned in my AI program course. the "can't put your finger on what's off" part
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>>728247446

old, no doubt
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>>728265561
Yea that's pretty good.

What's a good one from the last few years? That's the harder question.
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>>728248197
did you even read the book? The new one is exactly like the book described.
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>>728261841
>Wants to wear sum dem pretty pretty dresses and mommys special night time makeup like when the temporary daddies come
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>>728264823
>It's hunting them.
>instead of luring them in
Seems like generic scary bad guy then senpai.
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>>728265810
Tell that to this guy
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>>728265734
No it's fucking not you autist.

Pennywise is described as looking like Ronald McDonald. Not some edgelord with a smile through his eyes. She was meant to look like a nice clown to drawin children. Then she becomes their greatest fear.

You've never read the fucking book. She's never described as having smiles through the eyes, orange hair, a lazy victorian outfit. The only thing this one got right from the books is the yellow eyes. Other than that this one looks nothing right.
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>>728265473
You don't have to fear death to not want to die.
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>>728266045
thats a cool alien dude, were talking about a clown guy.
He doesn't even need to be a clown. not if he is hunting them, whats the point of being a clown then?
Might as well just be a monster.
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>>728266139
Yes you do. Fear is the underlying, base emotion of all negative emotions. Give me any negative emotion and I can tell you how it's ultimately rooted in fear.

All cognizant humans have fear - unless they're basically vegetables. Psychopaths included.
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Nostalgia fags get out, rewatch the movie now. It is fucking trash when the kids come back as adults.
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>>728264891
Original wickerman dude the new one is pure garbage. I agree that relying on jumpscares is weak and the new OT looks terrible.

I understood the babadookie, it was shit regardless.
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>>728257906
at a glance i thought this was professor sad
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>>728247446
New is more faithful to the descriptions of pennywise in the book in his clown form. Old took more liberties and was more flamboyant and definitely very creepy, mostly because of Tim Curry's brilliant performance.
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>>728265193
Fear is the emotional response to potential or immediate danger.
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>>728266768
You'd be surprised at how many people prefer the new one WickerMan.

>>728266959
No it's not. NOT AT ALL. She in the book is described as looking like Ronal McDonald. Does this new fuck look anything like Ronald McDonald? No. The only thing closer to the books about this one is the yellow eyes. Other than that... No. It's not. There were no smile eyes, victorian bullshit dress, no lame bucked teath thing, no orange hair. None of that. She's said to look like a balding Ronald McDonald...
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>>728264597
Must thank you for the fat nut my dude
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>>728266959
The face of the clown in the stormdrain was white, there were funny tufts of red hair on either side of his bald head, and there was a big clown smile painted over his mouth. If George had been inhabiting a later year, he would of surely thought of Ronald McDonald before Bozo or Clarabell.
The clown held a bunch of balloons, all colours, like gorgeous ripe fruit in one hand.
He was wearing a baggy silk suit with great big orange buttons. A bright tie, electric blue, flopped down his front and on his hands were big white gloves, like the kind Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck always wore."

Yep... So much like the new one. Retard.
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>>728247446
Old. Old actually looks like a serial killer. New looks like a pedophile, but without the gains of the original.
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>>728267220
It's makeup was said to resemble Ronald McDonald, not its dress. And Ronald mcdonald looked drastically different back then than he does now. It's costume was described as being outdated and old fashioned and from a different time.
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>>728264891
So its a monster movie without a monster. You want REAL HORROR go to the ghetto and see how ms dope junkie is doing with her 5 year old. Oh hey shes selling her daughter to a pedo for another bag and the daughter gets some too.

Thats real horror fuckjiggles

I want chest bursters
Shape shifting alien dogs
Torn up dolls that have murder boners
Gremlins
Cave monsters
And giant space

I dont want some stressed out bitch going crazy with no monsters.

If the shining was about just a crazy jack Nicholson and the shriveled demon lady in the tub wasnt real no body would watch it. We go to movies to escape real life not become more afraid of it. If the scariest thing in life isnt real i can enjoy life more and not worry about black stuff from space taking over my mind
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>>728267220
Oh and even if I'm wrong, fuck you for being such a defensive, mean spirited prick. You sound autistic.
"IM THE STEPHEN KING EXPERT IN THIS THREAD!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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>>728267220
Fucking hated babadook but have a good one m8.
I highly recommend Santa Sangre if you like a dreamy atmosphere.
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>>728267531
Fuck you for being an asshole. Okay I'm wrong I haven't read the book in awhile. The glory is ALL yours. You win. God you're a prick.
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>>728267531

This is just my thoughts on this but I think a lot of people (people who maybe didn't read the book or don't remember it well) will assume that the new Pennywise is more accurate just because the movie will be better than the original made-for-TV mini-series. Tim Curry's Pennywise was pretty much dead on but his performance was wasted in a totally PG series that starred "John Boy Walton", "Jack Tripper", and "Venus Flytrap"

Curry's Pennywise was maybe the only thing about the TV version that was right so people will throw it out as crappy with everything else.
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>>728260086
Dandelion.

yeah, he's though to be either the same species or possibly hatched from an egg the losers club didn't smash. implies there is a door to End World in Derry.
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>>728268072
MAJESTIC
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>>728268193
The Losers Club as children were great in the original though.
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>>728268306

Granted. The adults though were a complete failure.
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>>728260663
yeah, Dark Tower is the unification of many of his storis esp. Salem's Lot.
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>>728247446
Do you see that fucking face on the left? This move is going to be garbage.
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>>728268208
I mean Dandelo. autocorrected
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>>728267911
The Shining was about Jack's alcoholism bruh, and it's very debateable how real any of it was until Jack decided to go all Amityville Horror on them. Way to completely reduce some of the best movies in horror history to monster shows up and sploogy gore happens
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>>728268365
Yeah they were poorly cast. The second half was mostly garbage anyways, save for a few good Pennywise scenes.
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>>728268402

One screen grab and you're sure it's going to be garbage? I think you're a little premature on that. Too soon to tell.
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The new one tries to hard, the old one is way creepier
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>>728258614
Criminally underrated post.
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>>728265719
There are none. We've achieved the movie equivalent of building a universe out of legos so now we're just drawing dicks on the walls and calling it quality.

Big floppy wobbly faded dicks drawn like a 1st grader draws stick figures

Poor and only acceptable if you're under 12 years old.

The goobledook or whatever the fuck its called is a 40 year old art major giving you a hand turkey and calling it their mona lisa
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Old one was better. The new one just seems like it tries too hard
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>>728267848
Old ronald looks like new ronald in most ways.
and with a
Baggy silk suit with orange buttons, an electric blue tie and puffy gloves.

>>728268011
Go to hell, I didnt' say anything 'mean' to you. I described what she looked like, and if you're going to claim she looked like in the book, then actually read the book first. Now I'm going to insult you you cry baby retard.

>>728268133
Same to you, dont' be calling it closer to the book without knowing that the book said. It's not being an autist, or being mean spirited. It's not letting you go around saying wrong shit. Fucking everyone's offended by everything these days. You sound like a Social justice retard. spreading bullshit then getting offended when someone corrects you.
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>>728262485
I think you just made yourself look like the bigger faggot by pointing that out.
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I love you Timothy James "Tim" Curry!

Fuck the new shit.
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>>728267911
>implying you've ever seen anything like this happen
You haven't. Quick trying to act street-wise, talking about bags and shit. I doubt you've ever even seen dope in real life.
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>>728268887
I meant to say the last thing to someone else. That eletric blue and all was refering to Pennywise, not ronald.
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>>728268539
I think my favorite part of the movie was the library scene, the sheer fear of seeing stuff that ISN'T real, that no one else sees, trying not to lose it completely in public as a lovecraftian horror laughs at you and distorts your perception of reality
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Is the original a good movie? Does it still hold up after all these years? I'm kind of underwhelmed by a lot of old horror "classics."
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>>728268551
Plenty of other things. Did you see the silly prat fall in the trailer? The oogabooga jumpscare?
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>>728269075
It's really not that great... but then again it's not a movie... It was a miniseries that people keep calling a movie.

>>728269080
The whole trailer looks like it's going to be bad... I do like the memes in the coments though. That's hillarious. But the writer, director and studio are all shit, so I have little hope for the film
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>>728256206
He was shit scared of leeches
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>>728268133
And you need to suck it and choke to death faggot dick shit fart licking cunt goblin GO DIE DIE DAMMNIT FUCKING END YOURSELF SO THE WORLD WONT HAVE TO SUFFER FOR YOUR IGNORANCE DIE FUCKING BURN IN A FIRE AND GO TO HELL AND SUCK SATANS SWEATY DICK FILLED ASS CRACK COVERED IN LAVA AND THEN DIE A SECOND TIME BECAUSE EVEN SATAN DOESNT DESERVE THE SMELL OF YOUR RANCID SHIT FILLED SACS OF FLESH
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>>728268887
Then how about correcting someone without calling them "retard." I did read the book 15 fucking years ago.
>"not letting you go around saying wrong shit"
Why the fuck do you care so deeply? I made a mistake and you lashed out like a total tool.
Oh and yeah, here the original Ronald McDonald. Totally looks the same as he does now right?
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>>728269325
Bruh, chill. I'm the guy he was replying to but man... Seriously, chill out. He's offended, but damn that's too far. Though I got a great laugh.
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>>728247446
I lol'd at the slideshow part of the new trailer

nigga looks like he rides the short bus
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>>728269080
Again, thanks TJ Kirk - you unoriginal fuck easily led on by other's opinions.
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>>728269469
Pssst he was making fun of you in that post, you gibbering cocksheathe.
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>>728269467
OMG! THAT'S LIKE THE EXACT SAME THING!!!! Well, this one looks slightly more molestery
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>>728267498

de nada.
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old
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>>728269778
Feisty, damn.
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>>728269778
>exact same thing
Yeah okay. You win pal. You're the Ronald Mc Fucking Donald and pennywise expert. I bow to you.
God you're a boner.
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>>728269467
I care because we live in a world where everyone seems to think that they are always right and can't take it when someone says they aren't. Always correct someone when they are wrong, and always check things before posting.
And yea. He and he kinda does look the same. Oooh, The smile goes a bit further out of his cheeks...and he has a cup on his nose... Other than that it seems legit. Also the Ronald described in the book is the 80s Ronald... Not the original. I'll refrain from calling you a retard next time. But fact check things first.
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>>728247446
old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgCpvoj1aKk
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>>728269949
>>728269778
Isn't me.

I posted this>>728269983
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>>728268963
Said the dope junkie. And i seen some shit. My friend went crazy after getting a girlfriend and left the country after sacrificing cows for a secret alien cult that controls black people

I jave seen some fucking shit in this world i need fantasy bitch or ill FUCKING EAT YOUR CHILDREN WHILE YOU WATCH THEN ILL MAIL YOU EAT YOURSELF TO DEATH AND MAKE A STEW OUT OF YOU TO SEND TO YOUR WIFE
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>>728264294
I came here to see evil clowns and shit, not to feel...
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>>728269621
So you're admitting that you watch Amazing Atheist videos? Do you never agree with him? I'm not blindly regurgitating shit. Do you think that motherfucker is 100% original? You're a moron.
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>>728269627
Proof? He didn't seem to be making fun of me.
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>>728269983
>"everyone seems to think that they are always right"
You mean like you? You seem to DESPERATELY need to be right. And congratulations you were! And you were a dick about it.
>always check things before posting
What is this a fucking class? I posted in a thread because I was interested in the topic. I remembered the book differently and I was wrong. So sue me.
As for the rest, yeah I concede you're obviously the Ronald McDonald expert here. Congratulations, your parents must be proud.
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>>728270150
Never done dope in my life. Used to sell it though. Nice try.
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>>728269621
1. They're valid points, why does it matter whey they come from?
2. Pointing out something that other people have noticed is not unoriginal, or being led on by someone else's opinions.
What do you disagree with about those things? Or are you just screeching about the source?
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>>728270441
He was lampooning you for the way you responded to me. If you weren't so aspy you'd understand the humor.
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>>728264294
Pic related is how it makes me Feel
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>>728247446
The new one is trying too hard.The old one is creepy cause you wouldn't expect it,the new one's just a faggot
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>>728270426
>I'm not blindly regurgitating shit.

"oogabooga jumpscares"
"silly pratfall"

Word for word. Fuck you, you blind sheep regurgitating moron. Think for yourself faggot.
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>>728270946
Pic related is how It makes ME a feel.
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>>728270752
see
>>728271063
and go fuck yourself
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>>728270560
No. It's not the same thing. If I'm correcting someone it's not because I need to be right, it's because we should all try and be right. If you say something wrong prepare to be corrected. I can't go out and say 2+2=9 because it's untrue. I would hope someone corrected me.

No it's not class, but the world isn't class and you still need to try and be right on things. I'm sorry I was a dick about it, but we live in the world where shit spreads like fire and people don't know what facts are. That's why 1/10th of the population thinks there's a wage gap, and why 4/10 people think there's a rape culture on campus. No one wants to be told they are wrong. Again, I'm sorry for calling you a retard, but man up a bit dude. If I called you an uneducated, slimy lying little fuck tard with no balls who should die, get cancer, die again, then get throat fucked by a goat then I'd see where you were coming from. But I called you a Retard.

>>728270838
I didn't respond badly. Yes I called you a retard, but that's it. If your ego can be bruised so hard from one word that's not even harsh then you probably shouldn't be on the internet. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings but like the guy above. Grow up a bit. Retard isn't the worst thing I could say, and wasn't even meant harshly.
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>>728247446
old, this anon>>728247754 gets it
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>>728253633
Maybe they'll light their farts though.
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>>728247446
neither. clowns aren't scary
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>>728271063
Do you know what blindly regurgitating means? You're acting like that shit didn't actually happen. Again, what is wrong with something being pointed out, and AGREED WITH? Has everyone in this thread seen that video? Did I say "Hey, I noticed these things myself and I think they're dumb!" I guarantee, you agree with those 2 ridiculous parts of the trailer. Blind sheep, gimme a break buddy. Are you just angry I didn't cite a source? Here's a recommendation: go into daddy's room, take his gun, and blow your brains out.
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>>728259943
Found the edgelord
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>>728271422
To;dr
Yeah I'm done with this. You're still going on about ityour original post reeked of aggression, then you called me a retard. My ego isn't hurt, you're just an idiot for acting that way about something so trivial. And now you're taking this whole thing super seriously trying to explain yourself and I don't give a fuck. Go find someone else to talk to and annoy you lonely fuck.
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>>728271170
What you said was retarded. Get fucked you crybaby.
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>>728271894
Tl;dr. I'm correcting myself now before you come back with a tirade of expletives and insults for my spelling error.
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>>728261100
I honestly thought it was pretty good, and i really try to hate most horror movies.
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>>728271767
>Do you know what blindly regurgitating means?

Yes. Do you? You're geting awfully mad kiddo - did I strike a nerve pointing out the fact that you can't think for yourself?

It's not so much that you (or the other anon, whoever) agreed with him, it's that you can't even put his critiques into your own words. I bet you hang on everything that fat highschool dropout says, don't you? Lemme guess - white privilege is complete bullshit. Amirite?

lol kys faggot.
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>>728271894
If you actually read it you would have seen I was apologizing.
>>728272011
Nah, I wasn't. I couldn't spell Shyamalan so I can't fault anyone for spelling. But seriously, I am sorry for calling you a retard
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>>728271912
Good one ;)
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>>728264891
The monster was there.
In the original book, the monster would take the form of what most frightened the child to 'salt the meat' and make it tasty to eat (if I'm remembering correctly). So it wasn't necessarily always a clown, it was a mummy, skeleton, etc.
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>>728268551

i dunno but what the fuck is with this guy and stretching jaw & half smirking.

i feel like if you've gotta go to all this effort to look intimidating then it's gotta be compensating for something.

old one was just a normal clown

this one is like hes a clown .. but o wow his jaw sure is twisted thats spooky .. oh and his head is tilted down .. shit he's glaring menacingly oh man .. fuck his eyes are yellow too im 2 spooked.

i just mean .. you can keep some subtlety ya know ..
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>>728272211
You're acting like TAA is a retarded dumbfuck with nothing of value to say, but you clearly keep up to date on his recent content. Even enough to remember minute details... strange. Also, "kys"??? I don't think I've ever heard anyone over the age of 15 or 16 say that.
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>>728272246
It's fine. I just loved the book from what I can remember and liked the min series but it was missing a lot. I'm just hoping the best for the movie and I'm trying to stay optimistic about it:
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>>728272211
You clearly don't know what it means. I explained, but you clearly can't or wont comprehend. You would do well to take your own advice.
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>>728272252
lol kys!!!!!!!!!!! drink bleach!!1! #leafyarmy
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Stephen King

SHIT

lol
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>>728259030
Actually, Ben has the biggest dick.
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>>728247446
Old Pennywise, new Richie.
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>>728272515
I do hope it's good... But I honestly can't see it going well. The old series thing wasn't great at all... but at least it wasn't jumpscares.

I'm going to go see this one opening night(Or earlier as I get to see most movies early) and then I'll eat my words if it's good.
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>>728272421
>You're acting like TAA is a retarded dumbfuck with nothing of value to say, but you clearly keep up to date on his recent content.

Why would you infer that? I enjoy his content and agree with a lot of what he says. I'm subscribed to his channel. I'm just not so much of a fucking idiot that I parrot his words on a Mongolian fingerpainting board.

>Also, "kys"??? I don't think I've ever heard anyone over the age of 15 or 16 say that.

You know what? You're right - "shoot yourself with daddy's gun" is so much more mature and refined. You win kiddo ;)

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>You clearly don't know what it means. I explained, but you clearly can't or wont comprehend. You would do well to take your own advice.

Using "clearly" twice kinda fucks up the flow of the insult. Use a thesaurus next time. Good try, though! You'll be a badass 4channer in no time!
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You and the other guy are just autistic faggots. Let it go man.
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Woah, kiddo! You really got this 4chan stuff down! Smiley faces, exclamations, condescension, a false smugness, being completely fucking wrong; you're the whole package!
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fuck you 4chin, now I'm attracted to clowns
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Tim Curry...new is too gay..
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Shit I mean I'm just psyched that SK himself liked it. The preview does seem to imply jump scares galore though.
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>acting like you have something better to do while posting on /b/ all the same

you can kys too. You're right here with us, buddy.

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Awe, thank you! I'm glad you're finally coming to reason! All except the wrong part, of course ;) XD stay mad kiddo :p
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What the hell happened to him? Did he have a stroke or something?
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Why do you want to kys me? Your breath is more than likely horrid from all the vaping and mountain dew.
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0% chance of you being out of the house you grew up in. Seriously, get your dad's gun and either go on a rampage or buck up and take yourself out.
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I'm going to see this movie, but only because Froggo's in it.
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We'll just have to wait. I'll probably see it a little earlier than the rest and I'll get on 4chan to talk about it. But I REALLY hope it's just the trailer that's jumpscare and all, not the full thing.

Kinda like cabin in the woods, the trailers all sucked, the actual movie was way different and really good.
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yes.
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>Finn, you're promoting a charity that clothes the homeless. You can't wear that.
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Still, i'd prefer it if they put the kid orgy back in.
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lol I am actually hitting a vape right now. But that's only because I quit smoking three months ago ;)

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I have my own guns, thank you very much! And rest assured, if I knew your name you'd be first on my list kiddo ;)

Now both of you go back to being unoriginal fuckwits gathering your opinions from a fat atheist youtuber while unironically calling everyone else losers ;)
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but the demon tub lady wasnt real dumbass
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>How about this?
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No spoilers tho plz! I almost didn't see Cabin because of the trailers, they were really misleading.
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Why?
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"Those clowns are cuh-cuh-cuh-cuh creepy!
I wonder if the do c-c-c-c-cocaine?"
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cause I like seeing kids fuck.
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I'll warn of spoilers first.

I might post it here and on the film bit so I can have spoiler bars.

I was hesitant to see Cabin in the woods. Looked like ass, then it blew me away, it was great.
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It was totally unnecessary and creepy and I always wondered why king thought it was necessary to write it in the first place, or why it wasn't at least edited out.
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even with dubs you're a faggot whose head is up his ass fucking nigger dick face butt ass
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You're still a dumbfuck, you COMPLETELY misunderstood what I said and every time I tried to clarify all you could do is ignore the argument and go somewhere else with it. Stay dumb bro.
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So the kid who saw it was drunk? Cause it was the kid not nicholson that saw it
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sez you, I happened to like it.
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You don't have an argument.

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Ill ear yoy kill you where do you live ill kill you right nkw faggor ahitty cocckmoncklonssin
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I use clearly twice and you smugly whine and ignore what I said because of it, but winky faces over and over and over? Seems a little inconsistent, bud.
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