hey guys, i wanna share a story about what happened today, my

OWNED!!!

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Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8

Facebook can use your filth, newfag.

r/thathappened

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That's honestly awesome..

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Every. SJW. Fantasy.

AND THE WHOLE RESTAURANT CLAPPED

holy shit i was was you id record that bitch and swear bad words at her you showed restraint

Walmart has some weird people I swear (not the couple I mean the mean lady) awesome story tho OP!

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damn nigga you should write a fucking book

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Yes this is real and it happened. Good going my lad. :))))))))))))

Wow op you put back my faith in /b/

Thank you for this touching story

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OP kill yourself

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woah man, take your negativity of this thread

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I thought his was 4chan not reddit...

I can sense the Red Presence in this thread....

I know you are here, Russia, I know you're here...

/b/ is /b/Ack!

>do people really just go on the internet and lie

>>728237236
I usually don't post, but this story is evoking. You did good today, OP. You stood up for three random people, which is honorable.

Just make sure you keep a level head and not turn into a sjw. It's a fine line.

>>728237236
Copy. Pasta.

Idk whats with the hate on reddit anyways it has a LOT more subreddits than this site and its not only just one comunnity, there are lots of them to choose from. I'll be honest i use reddit more than i ever used this site, lets face it, reddit is actually interesting to use for longer than 20 minutes but people just like hating stuff i guess

>>728240105
4chins, and mostly pointing out /b/, used to house a lot more interesting and evoking discussions.

This partially changed due to the new posting system and all the limitations, and of course half the community growing up and moving on with their lives, only showing up once in a while.

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Yes, also check'd.

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Agreed! This is fine but SJW's are cringe, keep your cool when dealing with ignorant folks. I'll be honest OP I nearly teared up when you mentioned the daughter getting the candy thats so sweet

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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

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>things that never happened

Only newfags will actually believe this shit, just a few days ago their was this same fucking "story" but with a few details changed. Fuck you OP

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Oldfag here, these new shit post provoking threads are weak and not worth the >kek

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Newfag detected

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>>728237236
This bait is evolving

God bless you op

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You're doing it wrong. You have to beat fagots with metal pipes, not white knight them

>23 posters
>35 replies

Fuck you op

>>728240288
Well also /b/ did a lot of hacker stuff so a lot of us wanted to be part of it, im an old fag though i joined since 2014 when the fappening happened and it was on the news, all the new fags are coming here ruining it now

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this

Meh. Shitty bait.
>Goes on /b/ to pretend to be a SJW to piss people off
>Others pretend to give a fuck about bullshit story
>Lurkers just consider how often the two homos fuck their six and a half year old trap "daughter"

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someone post webms of decapitations pls

What the fuck op. you are a peice of shit, that poor kid listens to 2 men buttfuck eachother and hundreds of their boys who come for sex... abuse

You are an sjw bull rapist

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2014? What a joke. I banged a chick I picked up off /b in 2010.

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>>728241652
I put them in my USB because my HDDs is full...

>>728239772
Prevet mi brat, kak delah?

>>728241750
i used to lurk here when gta SA was released

>>728241750
bullshit everyone knows theres no girls on the internet

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>not being able to spot obvious b8
maybe its you whom art the newfag

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But how, so many white knights how you stand out my friend

I don't give a fuck faggot

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>Was 2010
>Lurking on /b/ while at work
>See post saying "Click this link to be connected to the person closest with you for chat"
>Click link
>Person is 300 miles away
>Turns out to be chick (19)
>Chat with her online for three hours
>Get her number
>Call her the next day
>Convince her to fly to Vancouver to meet me
>Bang her
>Bang her another few months
>Stop banging her

Pic related.

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>durr a thread is only good if there's as many posters as replies

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Girls on here? Psh. Back in the old days hot girls were a dime a dozen and usually it was trolls pretending to be girls. Hell I used to fall for the emails with guys pretending to be girls i almost even drove halfway across the state after someone messaged me to meet and fuck back in '08 but my buddy told me that it was probably a guy since they didnt show any new pictures

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>>728237236
Back to tumblr faglover... kike bigotry stinks here and /pol/

>>728242232
That's not the point at all you fuckface. He's just responding to his own shit

>>728242461

It was all fucking bullshit anyway. Bullshit.

What if its like the boy who cried wolf? You dont belive it after theirs a real story because all of the fake ones. If it happened than good job

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>be me today
>standing in a Walmart in Jew York
>two fucking faggots in thongs are standing in front of me
>nice little girl and some nigger with more rolls than the fucking bread aisle
>faglords keep kissing and poking at eachother cocks, right in front of this little girl too!
>I ask them to stop
>nigger goes off on me, says muh dick a few times, she's acting insane
>little girl is crying because nigger chimping out
>realize that everyone is actually mad at me
>realize I'm in real life and if I show my power level too hard I'll be in real trouble
>apologize, pretend I'm sorry and give the little girl 5 dollars
>go on /pol/ and create a nigger hate thread

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I hope they all get raped by wolves.

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that sounds fake, also is the n word nessisary? does that make it funny or something? im not a sjw but thats old it was never funny to use the n word its just edgy kids who wouldnt have the balls to say it to an african american

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whoms't*
freshfag, get olde

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I'm not sure if you're actually retarded or trolling me but clearly I was just rehashing the OP from the old lady's perpspective because I'm autistic and bored and want acceptance on Vietnamese basket weaving site just like you crave a cock that can pump you full of your dad's acceptance

Well it is Walmart so you never know. I once saw a fat guy sitting on a fatty scooter and his shorts were so short and open that you could see his disgusting little worm, kids probably saw it too. Shop somewhere better, it's worth the extra $ to not be in a store that attracts the worst people.

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That's a big country to fit in one thread

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oh i thought u were being legit, nvm

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>>728241750
2010? What a joke. I was on /b/ when they released season one of The Simpsons in April '87

>>728244346
idiot, 4chan didnt exist then you new fag. kek i checked the history of 4chan wiki so i know your lying

>>728237236
Y'all know this is either poorly executed left propaganda on 4chin...or poorly executed trolling of 4chum by 4chiz right? Either scenario is horing.

Try harder.

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You just didn't bought a pass, kektard. It was the deep web back then

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>Vancouver
what was she into
is this washington or BC

any more good fresh stories

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sorry im new here too i didnt know haha

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Don't worry man newfags welcome here just make sure you post in every thread and lurking is for oldfag who will come out of their shell to tell you how much you should suck a dick

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>to fit in one thread
all my wat

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"Ew, something positive? GEHT OWF MEH FUR-CHRUN FAGGOT FAGGOT NIGGER FUCK."

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Vancouver BC.

>>728245773

Haha. Troll. There was no fucking /b/ in 1987. Do you know how old M00t would have been?

>>728246387
You can't contain Russians unless you give us a board. We will kidnap moot and I want one way ticket to Novosibirsk for my whole crew with a 50 megabytes connections. NOW

>>728246860
i knew a whorepal who flew out to vancouver

she liked rough shit and being tied up much anal too

loads of fun

>>728246969
It was called /oldb/. It's the same thing. I know I was there

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Where was she from?

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I was there too skull-fucking your eye socket with a butter knife.

>>728237236
OP fuck off u faggot, a story like this gets posted every hour

>>728247364
Will gorefag ever learn how to use liveleak. 30 years of this bullshit and I'm getting tired of it.

>>728237236
NICE BAIT CIA
Your gay cultivation program will fail

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Can I still find the video of you getting ass fucked by a donkey there?

Walmart!
Fucking kill yourself

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>Where was she from?
good question

gay

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Woah the b8 is strong with this one

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I only do blowjobs nowadays

https://www.gaybeast.com/movie/85772/horse_blowjob

>>728237236
wow op you are the best person in the world

.. is that what you wanted? to be validated for your very "normal" thaughts?
fukking faggot

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Glorious gif. Saved

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Thanks Anon

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Worst b8 ever

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>>728237236
Wtf is this shit, leave /b/ now

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I hope this is either some lame samefagg trolling, there better not be this many legitimate idiots in this thread

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>>728247683
Not OP but you are stupid my friend. When all of you old pricks die from old age, you will take your homophobic hate and ignorance with you. The CIA has nothing to do with anything, I'm also bi not gay, had a couple of gay friends at my old liberal arts college though (I still have some gay friends) the younger generation is now more accepting of homosexual after years of bullying, suicide and harassment. We realized that the old generation was ruining things and as a result, we learned from your mistakes and hey, look at the world now...it's the best it ever was, technology wise etc. so just shut up. I usually never get pissed by 4chan posts but I wanted to educate you maybe you will learn something, punk.

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>Saw this lady talking about Catholics yesterday
>Had a rough day im Catholic she was insulting Catholism
>waiting with about 15 other people to cross the street it gets more annoying say outloud JEWS DONT BELIEVE IN CHRIST !!!
>She says I do believe in Christ I asked her are you a JEW !! ??
>all the people gasped crossed the street
>This lady follows me says they do believe in Christ just not accept him as their Messiah I go NO THEY DONT !
>Heard a guy in the back laugh outloud.

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not the guy you're responding to but jesus christ what a fucking faggot please hurry up and just fucking hang yourself. I need a smoke to get rid of that cringe.

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so this was real shit not like OP and his autistic story, I was hoping to today find her im gonna youtube that bitch.
Then ask her what she thinks about muslims or jews or something about jetfuel cannot melt steel beams.

>>728249012
Clearly you are op because you are gay as shit. The young generation doesn't accept gays. Maybe in your cucky school they do but that's because older white cucks are fucking everything up

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you do do realise the "older generation" accomplished way more than you. Why you taking credit for things "technology wise" your faggot ass ain't contributed shit what do you even know faggot getting all uppity cuz you're standing on other people's shoulders and you don't even realise it.

>>728247683
This is true I was thinking it was probably Mossad with their jewy dewy.
They just cant stand that jew girls like white, hispanic, and black man for some reason.
also so many incest threads so if they are jews they fuck their cousin or some creepy shit like that, not to mention cuck threads.

>>728249012
Birth Certificate indicates Male or Female.
unless you are a hemo something.
So thay your gay infested ass opinion to someone that would listen.
cum guzzler

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This

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Bait... has changed

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Look at the board that you're on idiot, this is a place where 65% of posts are penis rate threads, transgender threads, child molestation experience threads, male feet threads, etc. don't you kind of feel like a hypocrite posting something like that here? And I am not gay, I am BI, look it up. You're basically insulting a large chunk of /random/ saying that crud. And that's funny, I'm the one cringing from that animay gif, get a life!

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The shit people write, I swear.

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In 2017? Not by a long shot, bro.

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retard

You guys are like idiots sometimes. This is why your on this fucking site. Its not realy about the story je told. And even if its bait thats not the point. Its about the last line he wrote: "all you need sometimes is a little push to help you realize who you are, have a great day". If its positive /b/ gets all cranky and shit. Hes telling you to do whatever you fear to be who you want to be in LIFE. If you want to keep feeling anxious and scared than go ahead, but thats not what you trully want isnt it!! If you feed bad toughts you attracties bad things to you in life. Even i want to stop the bullshit we go trough everyday feeling like no one understands you. Stop being a bitch for one /b/

Also im i have nothing against faggits but i dont want them around me either cuz you know...Im a man

>>728247132
You don't need your own board. Come here and integrate like you're supposed to and make threads in Russian every night. Don't you see the Spanish and German /b/ threads 24/7?

I'd love to be able to practice my Russian with some other /b/ users every night.

>>728237236
Two fags shouldn't bring a child into their disgusting lifestyle though. They die of aids so early and the child could become an orphan

>>728249012

nigga doesn't even realize he may have been right if it weren't his whiteknighting sjw bullshit creating a whole new generation of neo-nazis and with good reason.