What does a girls butthole taste like?

>>728232048
It tastes like a butthole.

it tastes just like my butthole

>>728232048
shit

>>728232048
salty but it's really soft
truth is its more enojable to get your butt eaten by a chick that u doing it to her.

>>728232048
semen

>>728232048
Shit

Nothing if you dank little faggots actually get with women who possess a basic sense of hygiene.

Like shit

Like warm apple pie

>>728232048
same like guys butthole OP

>>728232048
If it's clean it tastes like skin. If it's not.... well you know

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>>728232048
Lick your finger and run it down the crack of your ass.
Make sure to get in there nice and deep like.
Now take your finger and stick it in your mouth.
There's the answer to your question.

>>728232048
Sweet like candy

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If she is clean down there and i never had a different experience it rly has no taste. Just like the rest of the body.

copper penny

>>728232048
heaven

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all yall niggas eatin ass but this freaks you out

>>728233318
This is truth. My girl loves havin her ass eaten out while she sucks me off from 69 position.
Just recently got her into letting me finger her ass.

>>728232302

Yeah, I fucking love to get rimjobs

>>728233819
... How do you reach her ass from a 69? What is she like 8?

Like their lips if you're drunk enough

>>728234134
No, I'm 6'2
She just gets right up on my dick and I just reach my head forward and eat away.

>>728233819
She's also into face sitting, and hotdogging me while she's in doggy position.

>>728232629
This right here....

>>728232734
yep...

It tastes fairly shitty...

like a mouthful of old dirty pennies

it tastes like this. when this happens.

>>728234134
Fuck off manlet

Skittles

>>728234752
>6"3
>ok

>>728232629
Friendo you would literally need to take at least three showers daily to not have your butthole taste like butthole.

Girls don't fucking poop virgins, ffs

>>728232048
Like skin but a little more salty. Unless she has poor hygiene.

>>728234134
Are you serious right now? This thread is plagued with retards who have never done the shit they said, or anything with a woman for that matter.

>>728234803
holy that is hot

Butternut squash.

>>728234897
Thats why you both shower prior to getting freaky....duh.

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>>728232629
Hessen right.

I was a little scared to lick my wife's ahole. But for real it tastes like nothing. And I- for myself- enjoy licking aholes more than pussys

>>728234134
You ride the short bus, don't you?

Assholes taste sweet

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Not like what comes out of it.

>>728232048
salty milk and coins

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>>728233819
ive had both tastie clean ass and dirty shit ass
shit ass taste just like it sounds like shit
i gave this whore a taste of her own medicine and shoved my tongue down her throat loaded with shit FUCK HER and HER DIRTY ASS
as for the clean sweet ass its like nothing else as its a joy have the ability to do something so iffy and come up clean THESE KINDA BITCHES R TOP NOTCH

>>728235363
It's not like a shitty ass isn't detectable before you place your tongue on it, fuck.
So that shitmouth you got is on you for not giving a sniff before sitting down to eat.

>>728235662
I've personally never had shit ass
I've had not-the-cleanest ass
Wasn't that bad
But clean ass is a dream.

>>728234897
What kinda argument is this, are you 14? Fuck outa here newfaggot

>>728232048
Eaten my wifes ass out hundreds of times, she cleans well, tastes like skin, but different I guess, It doesn't taste like shit unless they cant clean. Its nice.

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>>728235662
i was beyond excited
ok
GEEZ
lolz

>>728235066
look at the dildo tho, pretty sure it's covered in green poop

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>>728233017
right to the pint :) 10/10

>>728232048
Heaven

>>728232048
Skin and sweat. It's less flavorful than pussy

>>728234134
Found the virgin

Skin and sweat. If she's dirty af poop.

>>728232048
Assuming it's clean, like it should be if youre rimming a bitch, very neutral. No real flavor, even tonguing it's neutral to nothing

>>728234134
get rekt virgin

>>728232048
take your arm, dab poo on it, then wipe it off with a tissue, and then tongue your arm
like that

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>>728238599
If some bitch could lick 'my' asshole from a 69, I'd be pretty fucking impressed.

>>728234803
Moar?

>>728234134

kill yourself

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If she wasn't a Chinese cartoon, and real, how would she taste?

>>728238996
They can its not hard. Your is just probably smelly. Actually you have to talk to girls first. I would be impressed if you could get a girl to talk to you

>>728234897
its enough if you use a bidet
also lardass spotted
if you dont eat like 3 people you dont have to shit that often

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More or less like happiness

>>728240185
Anon calling anon a kissless virgin, Nothing to see here.

>>728240372
>if you dont eat like 3 people you dont have to shit that often
Retard Logic.
I've dated women who were vegetarians and they shit a lot.. It's all about fiber intake

It honestly depends on how hot she is

>>728232629
This nigga right here.

Shower before and after if you plan on doing anything oral related

>>728241141
no its not piggy
every thin friend of mine doesnt shit more then once a day, a vegetarian one only like once a week (but hes pretty anorexic)
i shit every 1-3 days
for my fat friends its normal to shit twice or even trice a day
>yes we talked about that one time, but just because the vegetarian said he only shits like once a week

>>728241555
meme harder

>>728241661
trips proofed my point
no get your camera and a timestamp and post your man-boobs

>>728233523
This. A little dirty at first, but then pennies.

>>728232048
poo

>>728234134
What if she's 8? are you jealous?

>>728232048
Like a penny.

Why do girl buttholes smell so much better? I was with my girlfriend all day yesterday, there's no way she couldn't have shit at least once. Yet somehow when we fucked and i fingered her asshole my finger came out smelling like literally nothing. How?

Tastes like skin.

>>728233577
to be fair I like both.

>>728243052
>Why does my buttholes smell bad?
because you dont clean yourself properly
>Yet somehow when we fucked and i fingered her asshole my finger came out smelling like literally nothing. How?
she cleans herself properly
>all day yesterday, there's no way she couldn't have shit at least once.
lardass spotted...
again

>>728232048
>What does a girls butthole taste like?

Like old pennies soaked in milk.

Virgin buttholes taste like old Canadian pennies soaked in milk.

>>728243052
They shave.
Ever since I started shaving my butt, wiping/cleaning has been a breeze. Fuck evolution that gave us ass hair.

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>>728243052
>all day
>no way she couldn't have shit at least once
>at least once
>day
>at least

>>728243486
How do you shave your asshole? Just squat over mirror or what?

>>728243298
Fuck anon, stop projecting all over the thread. It's fucking sad. Can't even talk about female butt holes around here without this guy shoveling salt.

Flesh.

Don't eat an ass that hasn't just been thoroughly washed.

>>728232048
It tastes like her farts smell.

>>728243639
>random
>out of order
>quotes
>order
>How to greentext
>No point made

>>728243905
Kek

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>>728238996
obviously you've never seen jurassic park... or had an erection

>>728232048
Depends. She knows soap?

>>728243725
I'm not that hairy to begin with, but I just do it in the shower.
Just squat, lather, shave & rinse. Don't need a mirror to feel where it's smooth or not. Usually do the balls and shaft too while I'm there too. Only takes a few extra minutes

>>728232048
Spice. Really.
>Never been interested in buttholes.
>First gf start asking for anal.
>Second gf act like a crazy bitch when I touched her butthole while eating pussy out. Still not interested on it.
>with actual gf. 3 weeks without seen each other. Pasionate sex, one of our bests times.
>bite her neck from behind, super horny and start going down pass butthole and go for pussy. She starts to moan kike crazy. Open eyes and see wet anus.
>God! I wanna like it so bad. Go for it.
>gf fels weird but don't say a word and keep on moaning.
>fuck her brains out.
>later ask her. Everything is ok but unexpected.
>I felt weird during the next 2 weeks... like dirty.
>Never do it again
>this was 2 months ago

>>728244602
i asssume ur a fag? definitely not something a normal guy would ever think to do

>>728244874
>normal guy
Where do you think we are right now?

>>728244874

>not wanting a big tittied shemale to nut inside you and give you all her AIDS

>>728244874
Not really, I have a gf.
I blame trap threads, only reason I even considered it. It's just better appearance and feel wise imo.

i taste the ass of my gf and very clean actually. If you dont go deep its ok

>>728235231
mia is one of the best pooper out there

Clean chick: Probably sweat and skin.
Dirty chick: shit. Tastes like it smells.

Ok fellow asshole lickers. I have tried and tried to penetrate with my tongue but haven't been successful. I figure either I need some tongue lube or the recipient is not relaxed enough. Thoughts?

>>728232048
Usually it's a very light musky taste not bad tbh

>>728232048
shit
of course

the tonge dont work to the ass, so weak

>>728234886
still virgin

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>>728246950

>>728235082

>"baby I'm in the mood, but lets put that to the side for about 25 minutes because I need to scrub my asshole clean"

Yeah this guy has never fucked.

And what the fuck is with you guys? If you've never encountered some earthy smells and tastes in bed then you're either inexperienced or you're fucking those geishas from Japan. Humans are close descendants of animals, and despite bathing being a leap in human evolution, our species lived for tens of thousands of years without soap and hot water, and they fucked long and hard enough to place you numale fags into existence.

If you're gonna fuck, you're gonna get some stank sooner or later and you better like it. A girl whose pussy tastes like nothing is likely the kind of girl who spends 3 hours getting ready because her only concern in life is appearance and impressions.

>>728232048
Fine if she showers first and doesn't take a shit in your mouth or fart. My ex farted in my mouth once and I made her kiss me after.