100% of people fail this test

Ask Nice or Orlando.

>>728220688

One wants to kill me, the other wants to defend herself.

>>728220688
One is a dirty redneck and the other is a dirty sandnigger.

>>728220688
One is posing for a picture, one actually wants to kill people

>>728220771
>One wants to kill me, the other wants to defend herself.
What if I told you she shot down an abortion clinic?

>>728220688
The difference is the one on the left is fuckable and eats bacon. The one on the right is a dog, sorry not into beastiality.

>>728220890
How is either of those not posing for a picture?

one smells like fresh tuna the other smells like tuna you ate 2 days ago

>>728220688
They're both faggots

>>728220688
leftie is hotter

>>728220913
The 90s called and want their reference back.

I'd fuck the one on the right

>>728220913
What if I told you the one on the right shoots anyone who disagrees with her?

>>728220994
Their website is still up.

>>728220953
The one on the left is bacon. Amerifats are all pigs

>>728220913

LIES. White people never do bad things.

>>728220994
The uh.. things.. want uh.. words and things back from another year!

>>728221023
Technically the one on the left is the one on the right if you think about it

>>728220688
The one on the left protects civilians, the one on the right targets civilians.

>>728220994

David Spade called, he wants his 'the 90s called and want their x back' line back.

One believes in gun rights for self defense, the other believes in killing all infidels

>>728220913
This: >>728220994

>>728220688
the left one got no idea whats written in the book in her hand

>>728220688
While one make blowjobs, the other one blows the jobs

>>728220688
Here is a question: What sort of Islamic military group allows women to have their faces uncovered in their PR shots?

Genuinely curious.

>>728221148
>The one on the left protects civilians
>Americans believe this

>>728221093
I mean not at all, but okay.

>>728220688
One is celebrated by people in the US, the other is feared. Functionally though, no difference.

>>728220688

The one on the left shaves her armpits?

>>728221260
Right being rightwing... jokes are a lot less funny when you have to explain them to autists

>>728221046
he is right you know

>>728221315
Americans mutilate genitals too.
Also I think women do it in there.

>>728220688

The American girl has freedom and liberty. The Mussie has a smelly pussy and aids from all the gang rapes from her male owners.

>>728220688
The one on the right is better prepared.

>>728221091
Because the last murder at a clinic was in 98.

>>728220688
name one war crime the USA ever did

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>>728221315

>>728220890
>One is posing for a picture
How is that not the case with the other one?

>>728221542
Only 1?

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>>728221542
Took her two hours to die in agony. They could have saved her.

>>728221542
Nuking Japan.
Twice.

>>728220688
why do suddenly feel like im on Facebook?

>>728220688
Right is ugly, smells bad and talks in the most disgusting way.

>>728221542
9/11

the difference is that one is adhering to some of the scripture while the other one adheres to virtually all of it.

>>728221665
left is ugly, fat and talks in the most disgusting way
>talking about amerifats in general

>>728221542
My Lai
Grenada
Abu-Ghraib
Benghazi

>>728221659
Do you have any fucking idea the sheer number of documented war crimes Japan did?

They where like cannibal niggers and where despicable.

It's honestly some kind of "miracle" they weren't obliterated completely.

>>728221518
Where the fuck have you been? Some guy shot up a clinic like a year or two ago

>>728221542
I'm American and even I admit that we have done some terrible shit. Genocide of the native Americans through nuclear bombs to modern day waterboarding and everything between.

I am still proud to be an American. Most countries have a pretty fucked history, especially if they did any sort of conquest.

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One has trigger discipline and the other doesn't

>>728221851
You're acting as if that was somehow the civilians' fault.
Remember, they nuked cities, not military bases.

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>>728221542
http://www.globalresearch.ca/united-states-war-crimes/5561468

I know, you said only one. But over the previous eight years, the United Snakes averaged three bombs per hour.

>>728220688
One of them flies into buildings

>>728221762
The American would adhere to all of the scriptures if she was intelligent enough to.

>>728220688
The one on the left doesn't blow innocents up because "they drew our prophet".

>>728222108
*too
>yuropoors talk about intelligence

>>728220688
Only one is going to heaven

>>728220688
The one on the right actually knows how to use her assault weapon.

>>728222108
No she will go to college and learn religion is bullshit. The muslim will get forced into marriage or die and only have their religion. Both worship the same god according to their respective religions.

>>728220755
Nice dubs... newfag!

>>728220688
The one on the right looks a lot more prepared for war.

>>728221659
Since nuking them ended the war nobody will agree it was a war crime. Many people understand the brutality of nukes because they were dropped.

Fire bombing Tokyo was pretty bad though

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>>728222196
But it isn't *too you fucking retard
>tfw Americans can't even understand the language they stole

>>728221931
>I am still proud to be an American.
YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO BEING LIKABLE

>>728222714
I feel like the USA could have proved to the Japanese they had capabilities to destroy their entire country without destroying two cities.

However, Americans in that era viewed the Japs as animals. Pearl Harbor was still a fresh wound.

We also didn't have to force an unconditional surrender. The Japanese were willing to surrender, but didn't want an absolute surrender to the war.

I get it. Truman made the decision, but don't feed into the bullshit that it was the ONLY way to end the war. Truman choose the nuclear option.

>>728223028
What country hasn't had slavery or committed war crimes? It's not like Iraq didn't invade Kuwait, or that the Taliban doesn't commit all sorts of sick crimes. Even peaceful Scandinavia has a history of vikings.

>>728221389

actually islam is the only religion that tells women to shave their pits and pubes

>>728223233
Yeah but we stopped.

>>728220688
One has a hat on, the other doesn't.

>>728223336
Which country is that? I also don't condone torture FYI. Bush should have been impeached for that (if that's possible).

>>728223336
Also I consider drone warfare reprehensible. Most modern countries are buying and investing in it.

>>728220688
one is oppressed
the other just thinks she is

>>728220688
One is properly prepared for war, the other is a dyke with a gun and no experience with war at all.

>>728223410
That's not a hat.

>>728220688
One has better gear.

>>728223807
It kinda is tbh fam

>>728221402
>>>728221260
>Right being rightwing... jokes are a lot less funny when you have to explain them to autists
Fucking retarded muzzies make the right wing look like the left wing there savage kid fuckers

>>728223807
Fuck it, replace "hat" with "headgear".

>>728223915
no

>>728221151
honorary dubs check'd

>>728221549
The Catholics don't circumcise. At least get your memes correct jafar.

>>728220688
>100% of people fail this test

100% of OPs are faggots

>>728221622
Why let tainted cubs grow up to be hateful lions?

>>728221549
The Catholics don't circumcise.
American christians, jews, most muslims and some tribes in Africa do.
The pope is based.

>>728222030
>three bombs
Three Freedom beans
I fixed it for you

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Calm down boys atleast none of us are pikeys (gypsies)

Sure!

Right side:

Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the Religion of Truth, from among the People of the Book [Jews and Christians], until they pay the Jizyah with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued.
(Qur’an 9:29)

The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His apostle and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grievous chastisement.
(Qur’an 5:33)

Left side:

“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven. For he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust.
(Matthew 5:43-45)

Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse them. Rejoice with those who rejoice, weep with those who weep. Live in harmony with one another. Do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly. Never be wise in your own sight. Repay no one evil for evil, but give thought to do what is honorable in the sight of all. If possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all. Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God, for it is written, “Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.” To the contrary, “if your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink; for by so doing you will heap burning coals on his head.” Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.
(Romans 12:14-21)

>>728220688
The one on the left read her book and is not following it.
The one to the right didn't even bother reading at all.

>>728224879
>suras taken out of context urging the prophet to kill those (jews and mushriks) who broke the peace treaty 1400 years ago

>>728220688
the answer is TRIGGER DISCIPLINE
I'm bro/k/en

One invades countries, destroys the whole country, steals its gold and its oil. The other is Islamic

The one on the left had 15 minutes of fame as a Christian conservative stay at home mom (see Holly Hobby Lobby) whose bubble burst when she got busted cheating with a Jew bastard at an American Values conference.

The other is a mudslime.

>>728224879
If a man sells his daughter as a female slave, she is not to go free as the male slaves do. If she is displeasing in the eyes of her master who designated her for himself, then he shall let her be redeemed. He does not have authority to sell her to a foreign people because of his unfairness to her. If he designates her for his son, he shall deal with her according to the custom of daughters. If he takes to himself another woman, he may not reduce her food, her clothing, or her conjugal rights. If he will not do these three things for her, then she shall go out for nothing, without payment of money.
Exodus 21:7-11

>>728220688
they're both wrong...

>>728225250
One is a mercenary slave of the Jews. The others are free and fight for their ideals.

>>728221937
to be fair, I'm sure there was a base somewhere in the vicinity of the cities.

>>728220791
this

>>728220688
The one on the left is sexy as fuck and the one on right is a nigger.

>>728225250
>>728225323
one is sandnigger.. the othrer is nigger

>>728225166
Aside from the fact that those were horrible commandments in and of themselves (Murder, crucify, cut off hands, and the Hadiths are MUCH worse), but the very simple fact that Muhammad murdered is enough

Jesus never, ever commanded anyone to kill. In fact when Peter tried to defend him with the sword, Jesus told him to stop.

The only violent commandments you will ever find are a few (1-2) and were given directly and only to the Israelites of that time and did not affect anyone else outside that group, the reason being that God wanted to keep them a distinct and holy nation for himself.

You have no idea what you're talking about, go do your homework, the difference between Christianity and Islam is like the difference between night and day. It's like comparing apples to... diarrhea.

>>728223098
What pro Japanese propaganda films are you watching? The Japs wouldn't stop fighting after the war was over. Even then we dropped leaflets for weeks prior warning them about the bomb and to initiate a cease fire. While I'll admit looking back two bombs was a bit much, but if we wouldn't have ended it abruptly the Russians would have invaded and most likely annexed the island and claiming it as their own.

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>>728225250
>>728225323
>>728225397
this is USA

>>728225345
You're excusing the death of millions anon.

>>728221542
>what are banana republic

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>>728225465
Nobody in history stole so much GOLD ... except USA

>>728225286
>That's the worst he could find
Thank you

First of all, "slave" is better understood as "servant", we make the mistake of thinking about it in light of the slavery in the American south.

Second, and most important, that commandment was given to a specific people during a specific period of time, namely the Jews, and to nobody else back then, and nobody at all after Jesus fulfilled the law.

Just like nobody except Jews of that time should have kept the Sabbath or eaten Kosher food, the same applies to all the other commandments. It wasn't meant for you.

Do your theology homework before blindly copy pasting from the internet, Ahmed.

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>>728225540

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>>728225465

>>728225577
So God told them to sell "servants" (slaves) for the lulz?

>>728225614
inb4 only obama was justified!

>>728225577
One person owning another is slavery anon, there's no way around it.

>>728225614
Ok fuck off. They're both imperialistic pieces of shit, one's just shit at PR.

>>728220688
Ones psycho religious and the other is Muslim

>>728224547
Read Deuteronomy much?

>>728225694
He said "If you do", learn to read

>>728225728
Sure, but if you stop and actually read the entire book, that image of cotton fields and the whip will disappear from your head, it's not nearly as bad as you think

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>>728225726
Toto the people of the USA has armament with teeth. And free access to more weapons. Because they do not remove it by force if they see that it does something bad? .... they have no excuse. The whole American people are guilty of war crimes.

The image says: "war becomes perpetual when used as an excuse for peace"

>>728220688
One is an American, the other is a towel head mudslime terrorist.

>>728224879
>Ephesians 6:5-8: Slaves, be obedient to those who are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in the sincerity of your heart, as to Christ; not by way of eyeservice, as men-pleasers, but as slaves of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart. With good will render service, as to the Lord, and not to men, knowing that whatever good thing each one does, this he will receive back from the Lord, whether slave or free.

where I live girl on left could walk down the street like that legally, maybe a few eyebrows raised but its legal, girl on right would have a team sent on her.

>>728224879
>>728225414
>>728225577
i have a crush on u now, very well researched m8, i even took some screencaps for the next time my muslim classmate decided to bring up ''islam is a religion of peace'' shit

USA = TERRORISTA

LOOK: USA indoctrinates children with guns:


http://www.taringa.net/posts/info/17891642/El-regimen-de-Obama-adoctrina-a-ninos-con-armas-de-fuego.html

>>728220688
one is a human and the other is a sandnigger that must be eradicated.

SHE IS HOLDING THE QURAN WITH HER LEFT HAND
BY ALLAH SHE WILL BURN IN JAHANAM FOR THIS

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>>728225886
>The image says
¿De quién es la cita?

>>728225886
which one was the panamanian crime?

>>728220913
Then i'd say to lock her up..
Whats your fucking point?

>>728225886
tfw anons cant tell sarcasm anymore

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>>728226022

Damn Yankee terrorists! I hope China and Russia will finish with you!

>>728220913
Find the percentage of Muslim terrorists vs Christian terrorists and you'll have your answer.

>>728225414
Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us – he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.” (Psalm 137:9)

This is what the Lord Almighty says... ‘Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.’” (1 Samuel 15:3)

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>>728226240
Oh, good, proportions, that should keep us safe.

>>728225972
The original translation says "servant", but in any case, read the next verse:

"Masters, do the same to them, and stop your threatening, knowing that he who is both their Master and yours is in heaven, and that there is no partiality with him."
(Ephesians 6:9)

Also, here's a history lesson:

During the time of Jesus and the first-century church, as much as one third of the Roman population were slaves, and another third had been slaves earlier in life. It was common for freeborn men and women to work side-by-side with slaves as street sweepers, dockworkers, doctors, teachers, and business managers. Convicted criminals became bondservants of the state and usually died working in the mines or on galleys.

Also, good job changing the subject and comparing crucifying and cutting off hands and murder, to being a paid servant who's master was to be punished if he abused the servant.

Muhammad himself had tons of slaves, and referred to Ethiopians as "raisin heads". Go read your own sources, Abdul.

The one on the left is bombing other country just for fun or oil and thinks she's allowed to do so because she represents the best of human mankink
The one on the left is bombing herself in other country just for fun or god and thinks she's allowed to do so because she represents the best of human mankink

>>728220688
This isn't a "test", so saying people fail something that isn't a test is just pure autism.

The Yankees could reignite and be real heroes if they invaded Israel. They kill all the Jews of the world and return those lands to Palestine.

Then in a big party hang edl neck to Netanyahu


Israel commits war crimes, invades and steals ground. Does not obey the UN. Violates UN laws and treaty of gin. Nuclear weapons. Through the DAIA steal millions of dollars to America.

Invaded countries for less than this! .. what is your excuse?

>>728220688
One of them is wearing combat gear and a head scarf.

>>728220688
>Explain the difference
Uhmm, well okay...first image has USA flag at the background and uncovered girl is holding bibilia. Second image has some green flag at the background, she is covered and holding different book. Second girl has also some kind of military vest with grenade.
They have apparently also different guns.

>>728226240
When christians do it it's spreading democracy.

>>728226241
Yeah, the Jews, specific commandments for specific people during a specific time for a specific purpose, directly by God. This does not affect you or me, or any Jew today. Also they were not generic commandments given to all believers (like in Islam) by some guy, nor did they involve torture or mutilation, just the taking of life, which God himself authored in the first place anyway.

>>728226006
Lol no problem

If you need firepower against Islam, just subscribe to this channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/Acts17Apologetics

>>728226400
It's making fun of those scam adverts from back when.
Lurk more.

>>728221762
Nope. The one on the right can't actually read thanks to the Islamic view on education for women, and has to rely on the patriarchal interpretation espoused by the radical Iman at her local mosque.

>>728221659
kys - We dropped 10 times the bomb tonnage on Germany, and killed 10 times as many German civilians in doing. The two nukes were a kindness to Japan, which they didn't deserve, by bypassing the need for an invasion.

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>>728225540
>>728225614


the chemical weapons:

>>728226657/
Dashing a babies head against rock isn't mutilation? The bible encourages genocide. Both books are lies and your God doesn't exist. Have fun in your delusions..

>>728226794
>yeah but we killed EVEN MORE civilians elsewhere so it cancels out
Are you a sociopath?

>>728220688
Both are working class criminal scum

>>728220688
Left is all talks but doesnt actually do it until provoked, right kills because they are literal animals

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>>728226835

USA firing missile at terrorists:

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>>728226656
first sheep looks like Putin tho.

>>728225414
>killing jews for breaking peace treaty.
>Bad.

Islam is realistic in its commands.(not everything is solved by luv)

These orders are not horrible because they are justified by valid reasons (not US and UN kind of shit).
They fought us to kill us. (they started it)
We fought them to kill them.

Are you implying that jesus told you not to defend yourself or kill those who fight you because you are christian?

Also, did jesus order you to compare christianity to other religions and judge other people for their different believes?

>>728220688
Different woman.
Shabam! I solved it.

>>728220688
Left are the good guys.
right are the bad guys.

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>>728220688
Only the right one is allowed to fuck a goat as laid out by her religion.

>>728227052
Women don't have penises anon.

>>728226961
so called sheeputin HAHA

>>728226343
Yep. Secure the border from Muslims and you'll have a far lesser chance of terrorism.

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>>728226960

more terroris.


after that. They complain that "now" there are terrorists ..


Thanks the USA for creating hatred and terrorists in those villages.

>>728220688
One is ready to kill, the other is a stupid bitch whos gunna get raped. Take your pick on whos who.

There is no difference.

>>728223309
Finally 1 reason to like that shit religion

one is terrorist. the other is islamic

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>>728227091
>Women don't have penises anon.
Hence the goat sticking its tongue out. Thanks for the tip, though. You get a gold star and get to sit in the front row for knowing that.

>>728226972
>Realistic
Yeah, in other words "Allah is not real and has no power, we have to do everything ourselves, with the thinking of men".

In Christianity, God is not an abstract entity, he actively engages with people all the time, and in the Bible, love actually precedes life. We are indeed commanded to turn the other cheek, just like Jesus did, because we know that God is watching and he will avenge us.

"There is a way that seems right to a man, but its end is the way to death."
(Proverbs 14:12)

>Also, did jesus order you to compare christianity to other religions and judge other people for their different believes?
He doesn't have to, truth is mutually exclusive, if I believe Christianity is true, all other religions are automatically false. OP wanted to be a smartass and try to portray Christianity as if it was like Islam, and I will not stand for such lies.

Saying someone is wrong, doesn't mean you hate them, in fact if I sincerely believe that I'm going to heaven, wouldn't it be actually loving for me to also try an tell you about it?

We are not to judge hypocritically and self-righteously, or superficially, it doesn't mean we're not allowed to criticize or judge at all. People try to use this to silence criticism, but they misunderstand the point of the verse completely.

"Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
(John 7:24)

>>728227531
kek

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One commits the crime of child abuse. The other legalizes it.

>>728225577
It's hilarious how that defense manifests itself with you bible thumpers. Re translating slaves to servants when it clearly states selling people.

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>>728227827
That's what I was thinking .. and if it is better to live in Islam ???

I say. The thieves (osea all niggers) are cut off their hands, if they continue to cut their arms and feet. And if they continue to cut their heads ...

If USA was Islamic, it would not have blacks !!

If USA was Islamic, they would not have feminists!

If USA was Islamic could marry 7 year old girls ...: 3

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>>728227122
>Thanks the USA for creating hatred and terrorists in those villages.
... and for doing it 1400 years before the Obama even became dictator. Amazing.